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[av_toggle_container faq_markup=” initial=’0′ mode=’accordion’ sort=” styling=” colors=” font_color=” background_color=” border_color=” toggle_icon_color=” colors_current=” font_color_current=” toggle_icon_color_current=” background_current=” background_color_current=” background_gradient_current_direction=’vertical’ background_gradient_current_color1=” background_gradient_current_color2=” background_gradient_current_color3=” hover_colors=” hover_font_color=” hover_background_color=” hover_toggle_icon_color=” size-toggle=” av-medium-font-size-toggle=” av-small-font-size-toggle=” av-mini-font-size-toggle=” size-content=” av-medium-font-size-content=” av-small-font-size-content=” av-mini-font-size-content=” heading_tag=” heading_class=” alb_description=” id=” custom_class=” template_class=” av_uid=’av-l2ly3cfi’ sc_version=’1.0′ admin_preview_bg=”] [av_toggle title=’Show Transcript:’ tags=” custom_id=” av_uid=’av-l2ly3as8′ sc_version=’1.0′] Natty Bumpercar 0:03 I mean today I’m gonna, I’m gonna give I’m gonna give the people what they want. Aloysius J. Pig 0:08 Oh, you’re finally going to cancel the show you’re gonna move on to something else. Natty Bumpercar 0:12 No. Is that what what is that what the people want? That I was gonna Yeah, Producer 0:18 so we’ve been getting a lot of feedback that people say you don’t record often enough to nude says you got I don’t know we need shirts can happen and I can’t keep up with my pod feed is all messed up and you don’t put out new episodes you know, it’s like that and so people get very very upset about the whole thing you know. Natty Bumpercar 0:34 I mean, that makes sense. But I believe we’ve been really busy. I mean, really, like really busy, like, you know, I mean, if people want to jump on the Patreon and get instant, some some money. I mean, not I do this for money, like I just wanted that to be known. But I priorities. I gotta I gotta I gotta put food on the table for all the babies. Oh, the baby’s gonna how many babies you gotta you gotta get no babies like the old at this point. I think I’m one of them was probably in college or something I don’t. Come on. He’s a terrible excuse is what do you been so busy doing? All right. Well, I will say I, we actually went on a vacation. We went on a trip, we went far away, we went to a place called Florida. And it was wonderful. I mean, it was terrible, you know, in some parts, but it was wonderful. I’m not going to complain. I feel like I just complained. Why would I? Why do I always complain? It was it was so it was hot. It was like 85 degrees outside and the sun, we were closer to the sun, I feel because I actually got a little bit sunburned and not on the first day, which is, you know, like, Hey, we’re vacationing, this is what you do. And so we were staying in this place. And outside the back window, there was a deck, and there was a waterway where we could see the water and there were boats in the waterway. And then we saw manatee Now hold on a second here. Those are the cows of the see you. Yes, they are. And you know what I was just realize, because we actually saw two of them and they were playing together. And I don’t know what the plural version of manatee is, man. So manatees, that’d be like possessive manatee mean, it feels like sheep, like where it’s just like a look at that sheep. Hey, look at all those sheep. You know, it’s I think maybe manatees the same way where it’s the singular and the plural of the same word, which kind of blows my mind. Aloysius J. Pig 2:33 I don’t want to get into a grammar conversation because it’s no one listens to podcasts for that, especially if you don’t have the actual answer. This is what you’re doing right now, as you’re doing one of those podcasts where you’re like, we have 10 episodes, and we’re gonna go deeper into this thing than anyone has ever gone. And then at the end, you’re like, but we don’t have answers still. You’re like I just wasted 10 hours of my life. Producer 3:01 Just watch. So what Piggie saying do you don’t know the answer and we have already people are upset that you don’t record often enough, you know, you’re bringing to the table things that you don’t have answers to. And so it just it all feels a bit. I don’t know. Maybe you should take another another break. Really? Natty Bumpercar 3:22 What you wanted to do, you know, I was excited when we hit record. I was excited. I wanted it so in Florida, it’s hot suns closer. sunburned. And there were two pools right at the at the manatee. So we saw them empty and yes, no, I don’t know. Singular, plural. Maybe we’ll remember that for next time. We won’t. But so we were watching some Manatee and we also saw a dolphin go through the little waterway. It was like a dolphin. And but there were two fools on the other side. And, and we found out that one of the pools was heated. So it’s 85 degrees outside and they had a pool that was heated, which was phenomenal. I mean, it sounds gross. Because when you get in it, it feels like you’re in soup. But the best I mean like ah, oh, let me tell you. My kids are getting up at like eight o’clock in the morning to go through it. That’s called swearing. And I was like, huh, because I don’t want to know in cold water when it’s eight o’clock in the morning. It’s just not what I want to do. But do I want to go into a warm pool maybe like there’s a lot more of a chance that I want to go into a warm pool that’s that’s absolutely for sure. So that was it was it was nice. And you know we we played miniature golf. I got two holes in one in a row. Rufus T. Rufus 4:51 Is that what you’re doing this podcast and tell us that you’re moving on to be a professional miniature golf Nelly. That was that what’s your what’s your thinking? You know Korea move was going to be Natty Bumpercar 5:01 No, I didn’t say that there was going to be any kind of new career move. I just said that I was excited to I forget what I started the podcast with what we’re like, I just wanted to do something like, I’m excited to be here. And you know, Aloysius J. Pig 5:14 you just said yes. Excited. I’m so excited to be anyway. So speaking of great, you went to Florida, we get it good for you. Oh, you’re a big man. You go on vacation. We were all sitting here, wondering where the food was wondering where the paper towels were wondering who was going to draw our baths, et cetera. Doodle Poodle 5:36 Hi, it’s me. Doodle poodle. Did somebody say want to? Know does anybody have any pens and paper? Natty Bumpercar 5:57 That’s adorable. Well, real quick. In Florida we did. We were looking at some books at a bookstore. And on the rack, there was a book that was titled, The poodle who doodles Rufus T. Rufus 6:12 Now hold on a second, I didn’t realize that had you? And we’ve been writing books. And we’ve been publishing books. I haven’t seen any contracts for for such things. No, no, no. Is this is this a new career that you’re talking about? Natty Bumpercar 6:26 No, no, no, no. Again, no new career, but I didn’t know what to do. I was I was like, looking at this book. It’s a kid’s book. And it’s got this dis poodle. And he doodles. And I was just holding it. And I was looking at it. And I was like, hmm, well, this is a strange thing. Aloysius J. Pig 6:48 Now, I know, this ain’t really my purview. But I, and this is a weird question to ask, but are we? Are we copy written? Are we are we protected under the law? Like, what? How does if somebody’s going to come up and write a book like al the pigs says, How do you do something? I Natty Bumpercar 7:08 mean, like what’s I don’t understand what’s happened? Rufus T. Rufus 7:10 Well, now I this is my first time hearing this and so I haven’t, you know, obviously, I had time to do in a research. I haven’t had time for my interns and pages and whatnot, office staff to help me research but I’m gonna look into this because it seems like it might be an issue. I mean, on not necessary. I mean, not that we’re going to do anything about it necessarily. But the issue is that we don’t want somebody to come around us and say we’ve got this book about this poodle the doodles and you’ve got this dog over here that doodle food Oh, and they can’t he has to go away. Doodle Poodle 7:52 Have to go Natty Bumpercar 7:58 Come here, buddy Euro. It’s okay. It’s so we’re, it’s I think it’s gonna be fine. It’s just it was a really weird occurrence and we’ll we’ll figure it out. You know, it’s gonna it’s gonna work out I think. But it’s a little bit nerve wracking, definitely. But it’s going to be fine. Speaking of careers. I want to move on for a second because we only have a couple minutes left. Guess what’s coming back. Guess what’s happening? Oh, are you going to start mowing people’s lawns again? Are you doing? Are you back into auto culture while you’re doing lawn? Trees and shrubs and whatnot? No, no, no trees? No, no, I know that. No, no, no. But comedy. Comedy is coming back. I have I’ve been booked on shows. I have shows again, I get to go out to places sometimes very far away and tell people jokes, which is wonderfully exciting. I recently my guess was last weekend, I had a show. And it was in a barn. You’re doing shows and bonds now. Interesting, right? So the funny thing I was the host, and there were 123 other comedians, and I went up, I did my time. And as a host, it’s you it’s really difficult to to get the room to get their attention. And to kind of, you know, start the show off, especially because they’re all eating dinner, they’re chatting, there’s an open bar, so they’re doing other things. And so, you know, when I get up on stage, and I’m like, time for the funny and they’re like, ah, you know, and so it takes a minute or two to kind of break the ice and be silly and get them engaged and involved in the show. And so I did my time upfront and then I brought the first the wall the second comedian Up first is host me. The second is her and she did her time and then I got up and I just wanted to kind of did like a two minute thing in between the second and third comedian and it went great And they were like, ah, and I finally had them. Because at that point, I had kind of established my presence who I am. And you know, they have something to bite off of which is good. And building the rapport that said, I would say, I don’t ever say that. And then the third comedian went up, he did wonderfully. And before he got off, the person who was running the show, not the comedian, but the person running the show said, Hi, I need you to announce the cake after him. And I was like, oh, no, because there was one more comedian. And here’s the thing. This isn’t an age old comedy rule. This isn’t just every you can’t fight cake. You can’t beat cake. Right? So I got up and I was like, Hey, go give it up for him. All right. And now there’s cake. Everybody jumps up, runs for the cake. And the comedy show is just and so I keep talking. Because I didn’t know what to do. And then the, like, the comedian running, the show came up. And she was like, we’re gonna do an intermission. You don’t do intermission to comedy shows because the whole show is structured to build, build, build, build, right? It’s just nice arc. And what this was doing was build, build, build. And then there’s just a cliff that wow. And so but I was in the middle of telling a joke. And I made the mistake of finishing the joke, I should have just been like, and I’m out. But I didn’t. Because it was I was like, I’m already in this, let’s do it. But it was, it was there were three people in the room of 100. And whatever people that were looking at me, the rest of them were like, I want my cake. And so 15 minutes later, I had to go back. And now they’re all sugared up, they have they got their cake, they got their coffee, whatever. And and you know, it was comedy is a difficult game to play, but it made it exceptionally more difficult, but it’s okay, because it was it was fun. And now I have another show this weekend, and I am beyond thrilled to start having shows again. Because there’s nothing I love more than going to a random room full of people an hour and a half away from my home and trying to get them to laugh at things. It’s, it’s, it’s a very, it’s a very strange thing to try to do. Hey, who are you? You don’t know me, but guess what? I’m gonna make you giggle and they’re like, or I don’t know if you will, and I’m like me either. Outro 12:42 The bumper podcast is an oftentimes hilarious weekly romp with Natty Bumpercar and some of his pals. It is family friendly, clean and ridiculous. Thanks a bundle for listening. If you love our show, and you’d like to help support the podcast, check out our Patreon page at https colon forward slash forward slash www.patreon.com forward slash Natty Bumpercar also pretty please subscribe wherever you get your podcasts, share it with everyone everywhere. post about it on all of the social medias or leave a rating and review. The bumper podcast is produced at headquarters in coffee Ken alley. It’s recorded mixed and produced by producer. The bumper podcast features contributions from Aloysius jpg Rufus T Rufus doodle poodle, robot trunks and a gaggle of other silly rascals. Our head talker is probably Natty Bumpercar. We also have an absurd newsletter. Check it out and subscribe at Natty bumpercar.com/subscribe Also, you can follow me on Instagram and Twitter at Natty Bumpercar Hugs and hearts See you soon. NonPro 14:01 This has been a non productive media presentation, executive producer Frank Blaue. This program and many others like it on the nonproductive network is distributed under a Creative Commons Attribution non commercial no derivatives license, please share it but ask before trying to change it or sell it. For more information visit non dash productive.com Transcribed by https://otter.ai [/av_toggle] [/av_toggle_container]Tag: comedy
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Bumperpodcast #413 – Season 2 – Shows and Sand
Natty talks about going to a sandy place, and also about the excitement of getting to do comedy shows again. It’s a hoot! The Bumperpodcast with Natty Bumpercar is an oftentimes hilarious weekly romp around Headquarters, in Coffee-Can Alley, with Natty Bumpercar and his entire gaggle of pals! You should send us an email to bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com. We’re here and we’re listening! Go like our Facebook page (https://www.facebook.com/TheBumperpodcast/)!! Also, The Bumperpodcast can now be found on the https://non-productive.com/ network. Yay!!!! Also, also, we have a Patreon page now!!! https://www.patreon.com/nattybumpercar Another story about saving baby animals! A feel good story! Previous episode! -
Bumperpodcast #412 – Season 2 – Radio Free Intro
Natty and the gang are super excited to be hanging around with some new peeps. So, they decide to properly introduce themselves. It gets a bit confusing. The Bumperpodcast with Natty Bumpercar is an oftentimes hilarious weekly romp around Headquarters, in Coffee-Can Alley, with Natty Bumpercar and his entire gaggle of pals! You should send us an email to bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com. We’re here and we’re listening! Go like our Facebook page (https://www.facebook.com/TheBumperpodcast/)!! Also, The Bumperpodcast can now be found on the https://non-productive.com/ network. Yay!!!! Also, also, we have a Patreon page now!!! https://www.patreon.com/nattybumpercar Another story about saving baby animals! A feel good story! Previous episode!Subscribe: Apple Podcasts | Spotify | iHeartRadio | RSS | subscribe
[av_toggle_container faq_markup=” initial=’0′ mode=’accordion’ sort=” styling=” colors=” font_color=” background_color=” border_color=” toggle_icon_color=” colors_current=” font_color_current=” toggle_icon_color_current=” background_current=” background_color_current=” background_gradient_current_direction=’vertical’ background_gradient_current_color1=” background_gradient_current_color2=” background_gradient_current_color3=” hover_colors=” hover_font_color=” hover_background_color=” hover_toggle_icon_color=” size-toggle=” av-medium-font-size-toggle=” av-small-font-size-toggle=” av-mini-font-size-toggle=” size-content=” av-medium-font-size-content=” av-small-font-size-content=” av-mini-font-size-content=” heading_tag=” heading_class=” alb_description=” id=” custom_class=” template_class=” av_uid=’av-l1c58nor’ sc_version=’1.0′ admin_preview_bg=”] [av_toggle title=’Show Transcript:’ tags=” custom_id=” av_uid=’av-l1c58fws’ sc_version=’1.0′] Natty Bumpercar 0:03 Well, so, welcome Radio Free Montclair listeners. Producer 0:07 I’m Natty Bumpercar. Natty Bumpercar 0:09 And this is the bumper podcast. And well, I hope you have fun because we’re gonna try real hard. Aloysius J. Pig 0:18 Natty. Hey everybody. It’s me. Aloysius J pig. And I don’t know if I like what you just said about trying real hard. We’re not really known for trying real hard. We’re we’re more of just kind of a show up kind of show. I mean, we don’t even really have an intro. Rufus T. Rufus 0:37 Natty. Yeah, now I am Rufus. T. Rufus. Apologize. I got a bit of a crick in my stomach today. I am the lawyer around here. And what Alouettes is cherry pick just said is absolutely true. Net it. You can’t call yourself a real show. A real professional show. If you don’t have an intro. Natty Bumpercar 1:01 Yeah, I and I apologize for that. Did I say we were professional show? I don’t know. I just I think I just said we were gonna try to have fun. We don’t we don’t have an intro. We have this super slick bed of music under us, which we kind of just made today. And I think that’s pretty poppin if I’m to be honest, but no, no, no intro, we have a cool outro but not my no intro that just I don’t know why that’s never happened. I Producer 1:26 can I dare nothing. It’s me, producer. I am a frog. If everybody doesn’t doesn’t know. And well, I, you know, I produce the show. But we’ve had many meetings, it’s up there on the board. You can see it right there. You can look at the sticky pad. And he says, make an intro. And somebody decided to put a lot of question marks behind it. So as you say it says so it doesn’t just say make an intro like a statement. Now it says make an intro, like a lot of question marks and I don’t appreciate it. Because, you know, you all make fun of me and my day job that I do is but producing is a hard job for experience ready for Yeah. Natty Bumpercar 2:10 I, you are very smart frog and I do. I’m not sure who put all those question marks so that it seems excessive. Well, we know we’ll get to the bottom of that maybe at our at our next meeting. But for now, I think we should do kind of an introduction as to what the show is and who all wall is on the show. So I’m Natty Bumpercar. I sometimes do stand up comedy. I sometimes illustrate kids books, I make paintings, and I’m a doer of stuff. And as a maker of things. Sometimes people refer to me as the artful otter is the king of all the elephants, the mayor of coffee can alley. These are all things that I’ve been called. I’ve been called a lot of other things too. But for the sake of this show, I think that we will just stick to those boom, BAM Aloysius J. Pig 3:06 in there. I heard you start to go into the beat like that. It was tough though, because the beat keeps shifting around. So I was I was feeling a little bit musical as well. But I didn’t know if I could lay into the cut as they say it’s like a record thing. So now a record is Yeah, it’s a big disk. It’s a big circle. And it’s made of plastic a waxy say they always said wax. I used to go to a store called wax and tracks. And it was they said it was wet. But there’s no way that it’s wax. Nice. Do you guys everybody know what a record is? It’s a it’s a today’s we already covered that. Sometimes different colors. And in the middle, there’s a little hole, and it goes on to our record player. And then you have touches the arm of the record player, which is like this long. You know, and it’s a needle and it goes it goes into the groove of the racket. Yep. Yep. So I always say you Okay, yeah, no, Unknown Speaker 4:03 I lost. Unknown Speaker 4:05 I lost my voice. Natty Bumpercar 4:08 I didn’t. I didn’t know you’re gonna be talking about records and stuff today. I feel like we could have, we should have done some research if we were going to be talking about a specific subject or specific topics. But you know what, it’s fine. We’re fine. Rufus T. Rufus 4:22 As a lawyer, I have to say, you know, I just further on implicate to D implicate to, to remove ourselves from any sorts of liabilities that Yeah, we don’t know anything about reckons we haven’t reserved it. So any information that you take from this show, just heat it with a grain of salt. Oh, if you understand what I say Producer 4:49 they actually don’t understand you. We take it with a grain of salt. So if someone gives me this information Somebody device, maybe some sorts of thing, then I’m going to say they’re going to say, Hey, you are a producer. You should you should buy those shoes. And here’s a grain of salt. What? Why would I take? I don’t want your grain of salt. Where it was it? Was it in your bucket is when did you do this? Find it on the floor? Was it in its salt packet? Did you strike a salt lick that a cow is common? And it says has lit? Okay. Natty Bumpercar 5:29 So I understand but calm down. I think you’re okay. Producer. It’s just a it’s just a phrase pretty common phrase. I don’t know what it means either. But take it with a grain of salt. Aloysius J. Pig 5:38 I don’t know about you. But I hear and all this talk about salt. It’s made me very hungry. I don’t know what time it is necessarily. But being a pig. It’s kind of always, you know, they say, hey, it’s lunchtime. Some Yeah. Natty Bumpercar 5:52 It’s interesting that you went with lunchtime and not breakfast or dinner or you just went what a stick. it’s meal time. I don’t know. I don’t know why. I don’t know why I’m picking on you. I’m sorry. Yeah, I Aloysius J. Pig 6:04 don’t like it. All right. I think everyone who’s listening again, this is a bumper Podcast. I’m Aloysius JPEG. It’s his show. We’re just welcome to be here. We don’t get paid. You know, it is fun. He said, Oh, you don’t have the exposure you get on my show, kid, you’re gonna make it big. And I didn’t I don’t. Is that true? I don’t feel Natty Bumpercar 6:27 so good free room and board. Like you get to live here for free. And there’s all kinds of I take care of all of you. And I don’t feel like it’s nice to be searched my name. That means to say something mean about me. I mean, I’m a comedian. And I don’t know if anyone out there knows this. Comedians don’t always make all that much money. Sometimes you make $1 Maybe $2. One time, somebody. They had dropped $10 At a show and I went down to grab it. And I was like, This is my big payday. And then they came back and they said thank you for my $10 I was like, Whoa, all right. And then they said you can leave now and I went okay, and I didn’t get any $10 Not even a one $10 But that’s okay, I survived. Rufus T. Rufus 7:27 I thrived. Natty Bumpercar 7:28 Is there anybody else back there that hasn’t introduced themselves Hey, doodle poodle What Rufus T. Rufus 8:01 are you do an open call for Hey, anybody can be on the show. That’s the kind of content you’re gonna get with the dog Joe a con kabane thinks it’s so funny. Natty Bumpercar 8:11 To be there we haven’t actually seen the corncob so maybe it’s like a corncob that was drawn in a funny way or maybe it has like googly eyes on it. I don’t know good student photo Can you can you show us corn go Unknown Speaker 8:30 to my dog Rufus T. Rufus 8:38 know Natty, the doodle poodle just ran away. But I gotta say we are not legally obligated to talk about this corncob drawn anymore. So if he doesn’t come back before the end of this show, then I don’t feel like we need to bring that up again. I’m just saying as your representative that you know, it’s wonderful that he drew a corncob and he says it’s funny but this radio free Montclair is an audio medium. And so it might not lend itself to the ears of anyone who is out there who happens to be listening. Okay, now Natty Bumpercar 9:18 I’m saying yeah, what does that mean that that makes sense. So we should talk about something else in maybe Doodle poll is not going to make it back but I don’t know. Is there anybody else? What do you mean nobody ever talks to you? I feel like we’ve been talking to you more and more. I love your your you’re modulating your voice a little bit differently. It sounds awesome. Did you get a new voice, chip or what have you You don’t understand. Aloysius J. Pig 10:01 You’re talking about chips or salt and now we’re talking about chips and I’m telling you I’m starving Oh Unknown Speaker 10:07 away okay, how Aloysius J. Pig 10:08 much more minutes do we got to do because I really want stay. Natty Bumpercar 10:14 I like I really wants to eat I love how you turned into somebody who’s like No, no, no whatever really wants D The my Producer 10:27 if you didn’t have a Nana, you can say no, he’s not your nana. What did you What did you have nothing. Natty Bumpercar 10:34 You know, I Well, I had a one was just grandmother, it was kind of not it was like grandmother like that. And but the other one was, I don’t remember. But here’s the craziest thing for me. She was just grandmother, but then for my younger cousin, she became a MIMO. And at a point they were like, you could call her me ma and I was like, yeah, she’s grandmother. But then there was mama Xia was the other grandmother that I had so i You’re right. I didn’t have a Nana. Rufus T. Rufus 11:04 How did you know producer producer? Have you been reading the files that I have on everyone? The background? The history is predication. Aloysius J. Pig 11:20 This is a kid show he can. You can at least you shouldn’t look words up before. I know some words. My goodness, Natty Bumpercar 11:27 I just looked at. I looked both travel. I looked up both words and neither of them mean anything bad. So stop it. Oh my goodness. Starting to cause drama. Why would you do that? Oh, robot back to you Oh, no. Problem. I just ran out of batteries. I mean, he was only speaking for like, I don’t not even 10 to 15 seconds. We got to get robot a new battery. Evidently because that that’s not gonna work. I think so. You know, there’s other characters and whatnot. But they’re all from another show that we do called hanging out with pig and pals. And so you don’t have to meet all of them. Rufus T. Rufus 12:16 Oh, wow. He just got yours. Like, I’ll mention his show, but I ain’t gonna actually cool. That’s really wonderful. Natty. I appreciate it. Thanks for the exposure. I was wondering, I don’t know how much time is left in this episode. But have we just decided what this show is gonna be about? I know it’s for Radio Free monk clown. Yeah, but I wasn’t sure if we had a title or not, or anything like that. We’re gonna be speaking about today. I think we will not record No, obviously, obviously. But I think we were just doing kind of introductions and, you know, Natty Bumpercar 12:49 we’re in coffee. carnality we’re recording at the bumper barn. I’m Natty Bumpercar. And you guys are all my pals and maybe maybe that’s enough who knows? Outro 13:09 The bumper podcast is an oftentimes hilarious weekly romp with Natty Bumpercar and some of his pals. It is family friendly, clean and ridiculous. Thanks a bundle for listening. If you love our show, and you’d like to help support the podcast, check out our Patreon page at https colon forward slash forward slash www.patreon.com forward slash Natty Bumpercar also pretty please subscribe wherever you get your podcasts, share it with everyone everywhere. post about it on all of the social medias or leave a rating and review. The bumper podcast is produced at headquarters in coffee can alley it’s recorded mixed and produced by producer. The bumper podcast features contributions from Aloysius J pig Rufus T Rufus doodle poodle, robot trunks and a gaggle of other silly rascals. Our head talker is probably Natty Bumpercar. We also have an absurd newsletter. Check it out and subscribe at Natty bumpercar.com/subscribe Also, you can follow me on Instagram and Twitter at Natty Bumpercar Hugs and hearts See you soon. NonPro 14:29 This has been a non productive media presentation, executive producer Frank Blaue. This program and many others like it on the nonproductive network is distributed under a Creative Commons Attribution non commercial no derivatives license, please share it but ask before trying to change it or sell it. For more information visit non dash productive.com Transcribed by https://otter.ai [/av_toggle] [/av_toggle_container] -
Bumperpodcast #411 – Season 2 – Watch out
Natty gets attacked by falling things. Will he ever survive?!The Bumperpodcast with Natty Bumpercar is an oftentimes hilarious weekly romp around Headquarters, in Coffee-Can Alley, with Natty Bumpercar and his entire gaggle of pals!
You should send us an email to bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com. We’re here and we’re listening!
Go like our Facebook page (https://www.facebook.com/TheBumperpodcast/)!! Also, The Bumperpodcast can now be found on the https://non-productive.com/ network. Yay!!!! Also, also, we have a Patreon page now!!! https://www.patreon.com/nattybumpercar
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Natty Bumpercar 0:04
Hey there jumbo Elia it’s me Natty Bumpercar. And I am so beyond excited. I don’t I’d say today is sunny, whatever that means, whatever for the day that means, but who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Let’s get right into it so much going on. Wherever then don’t worry about it. Am I here? I’m here, Maxie. I’m recording two episodes today. One for you. And then one for something called Radio Free Montclair. And I don’t know maybe that one will end up in the feed as well. Who knows I don’t know how these things work. In theory, we were going to be recording an episode of pig and pals with the the kids and all the different characters from that show. But it hasn’t happened but that’s okay. You know, we were looking at incomeProducer 0:51
not not your Your. Your what just happened to you? Yeah, do you do your word cut off and then you did a bit of coughing but you’re you’re not sick?Natty Bumpercar 1:01
Or you know, I just had something too much. I honestly I haven’t been speaking as or talking as much as I was before for some reason. And so I’m trying to get used to talking again, which is strange. It’s a strange thing to try to get used to but I can hear my voice is all is all. Looky loo did you just say it? We did. It was looky loo because I feel like we have set a precedent in the last 5000 episodes of this park.Rufus T. Rufus 1:27
Hi, everyone. I’m Rufus. Rufus. The lawyer. Oh, no,Natty Bumpercar 1:33
you are youRufus T. Rufus 1:34
what is going on?Natty Bumpercar 1:35
Roof is roofers. Are you okay? That was a no you’re coughing first. I was golfing. No, you’re coughing produce you sounded fine. But I don’t. I don’t know. Hey, Aloysius, can you get over here for a second? I want to I want to test something out. I want to see what’s going on what’sAloysius J. Pig 1:49
going on? Bumpercar How you doing? It’s me. I’ll always just J pig hanging out with you as I always do. You know, sometimes it’s something Yeah, something something that Lou I working on Iran. You know, yeah, youNatty Bumpercar 2:02
need to work harder. You sound fine, too. I was. So I was coughing and then Rufus was coughing produce your sound fine. And you sound fine. Anyway, hi, everybody. Well, I’m glad you guys are all here. We can talk about some fun stuff. And yeah,Producer 2:16
can you just get to it though, because you’re telling too many teenagers with you know, got limited time here. So you, you can’t like, oh, I record the podcast. It’s a weekly podcast. Don’t put it out for a month. And then when I do and eat up all the time, be willing and verbally I am I don’t. Am I babbling and babbling,Rufus T. Rufus 2:34
my friend. You’re basically the king of Babylon and Babylon at this point. I’m going to start telling you, Brooke because you babble so much. Can anybody think of a joke with bibble? Again, but babble? I was like a babbling brook but Liberland I don’t know. I don’t know. But you’re building and battling yet as what you do.Aloysius J. Pig 2:53
Yeah, I can’t take a bibble either. It’s bibble its people an actual way. I don’t think so. I’ve heard I’ve heard down. People know, and I don’t think so. But anyway, Papa Coco.Natty Bumpercar 3:05
Well, here’s the story I’m going to tell you today. I have this is a few weeks ago at this point, but I was in a big store giant store. And I was in an aisle it was 815 in the morning, and I had to get two gallons of paint so big can two cans of paint, not the little little ones is weird. So you can get a pint of pain which is tiny, you can get a quart of paint which is a little bit bigger, I think get a gallon or you can get a five gallon five gallons is too big, but I was getting two gallon cans. And they were they were just above my head. And I I gone to the paint desk before Hey, where’s this specific kind of paint because I was painting ceilings and roofs because we’re still working on the barn. But it’s coming along so well. The walls are in the electric is in everything has been painted, there’s just now some touch up that needs to happen. It’s so exciting. So I had to get this paint. And so I pulled one gallon of paint off the shelf. And then I put it down next to me. And then as I went to grab another gallon of paint, the craziest thing happened I got it off and then out of nowhere, a third gallon. This is number three which I would I did not want I did not ask for but it just flipped off the shelf it like fell off the shelf. And I mean missed me my face by mere inches. But it did luckily land and hit my leg and hit my foot and explode everywhere. Now when a gallon fan explodes, it’s serious business and it all over the shoes all over the pants a little bit on the sweatshirt. And I was standing there and I don’t know if you should continue with this podcast. You might not want to say anything else because you might. We might have a case here a court case, maybe a libel case. Maybe terney What I could handle for you now well just hold on here the whole story first because I think it’s it to me it was kind of funny ish, I guess funny light. So I was standing there and I went, Oh, no. And I looked down the aisle there was there was a worker and I said, Hi help this, this thing has happened. And he was very scowled, and he said, Go to the paint department. Now. He’s like, Okay, go to the paint department. So I walked a few feet over to the paint department, where the gentlemen who had helped me find the the king the Kent paint. Yeah, I can’t, I can’t do it. The paint was, and I said, I am so sorry. And then that’s when he looked up at me. And he went, Oh, come on. And he just turned and walked away. I don’t know where he went. I never saw that guy again. No, come on. And so I’m standing there covered in pain. And I didn’t know what to do. It was just like, pain. So I walked it to the front. And there was a nice woman there cashier, she was working at the registers. And she was the first one, he was actually kind of human with the whole situation. And she said, Oh, no, what happened to you? And I was just like, campaign fell, hit explode. And she was like, oh, and she ran, and she got some paper towels, and she got a trashcan for me. You know, I’m cleaning up as best I can. But when you’re covered in paint, yeah, there’s not a lot of cleaning up you can do. So, you know, and I’m throwing stuff away. And I’m trying to wipe the floor because I’ve gotten paint everywhere. And she she said, Oh, Baby, don’t you don’t have to do that. Don’t worry about the floor. And I said, Okay. Okay. And so I finished wiping up my shoes, and pants and jacket, everything. And then I started to finish shopping. And so I went over and I got the stuff that I had gotten previous to getting the paint, and there was still no one there that the you know, the, the the pool of paint was still there. And it was expanding, it was getting bigger. And so I was just like, alright, I don’t know what to I don’t know what to do. So I went around the store, and I just kind of finished my shop. AndAloysius J. Pig 7:22
so I don’t I mean, I guess he’s not really important to this job where you get another staff? Or was it because you said you had other stuff? It was a decision? Did you have like a shopping cart? Or did you just we just kind of login everything around? Like because I know you do that sometimes you like to go into stores and you’re like, I’m going to get one or two things and you end up getting 15 things. And you still try to carry him without a basket. Without a card. We have nothing. And so I mean, I just was wondering,Natty Bumpercar 7:51
yeah, so I did not have a basket or car. I think I’d gotten like four small things. And then the two gallons of paint. So would have been six things. But yeah, so nothing, nothing too big. I mean, the paint cans are the biggest heaviest things. But you know, so no, I didn’t have any of that stuff. But I did. So I went around the store. And I kind of went down and all the way around like a little loop because you can kind of get to all the different places from the loop that goes around the interior of the store. And it took me over to like they have a, I guess kind of like a mat not a management desk, but like a I don’t know a desk with people, professional people. And I said, Oh, I’m so sorry, this thing happened. And I recounted the story. And they they there were three, two or three guys, and they looked over at me and they went okay, like that. That was their reaction to the gentleman that’s me covered in pain right in front of their desk. Okay, well, yeah, that was all it was it and I went okay, and so I I went to lead I even said that, you know, there’s a big puddle of paint there. It says it’s a danger. But I you know, and I forgot like, so when I had already cleaned myself off, and I was I went over to grab my stuff. There was an older gentleman who was about to go down the aisle, and I said, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, you’re gonna want to watch out for that big puddle of pain. It’s gonna get you. And he said, Oh, thank you so much. Yeah, young boy. And he gave me a penny candy which is I really appreciate it because I do love penny candy. So I ended up you know, I bought my stuff. We took a couple of extra bags, and went out to the parking lot put my stuff in the car and then I had to take off my pants, my shoes and my sweatshirt and put them into the bags, the extra bags so that I didn’t get paint all over my car. It was a I guess it could have been a humbling experience, but I just I didn’t care. I didn’t care You know, I was standing there in my boxer shorts and a T shirt. I was like, I was so disgruntled by the by the entire thing. IRufus T. Rufus 10:07
don’t blame you, I would have been beside myself with anger.Natty Bumpercar 10:12
Yes, it was very frustrating. But I, you know, whatever, I got home, I put all the stuff away. And I was telling my wife about it. And she was just like, what if it wouldn’t hit your head? Would they have cared then? And I was like, I had no doubt. So I did what any, you know, fine, upstanding person does in this digital age. I went on Twitter, and I tweet a little joke about it. But then I tweeted directly to the company. Hey, here’s this thing that happened. Here’s a picture of everything. And nothing got no response. I was like, Wow, all right. So then I, the next day, when I I called the customer service number. I was just like, This just seems weird that no one cared about this situation. And the woman was wonderful that I spoke to and she kept calling me baby. She’s like, Oh, baby, oh, baby. I’m so sorry. And I was just like, yeah, as fun. And she she sent it to somebody. And then within 30 minutes, somebody from the store called me and get this. When I was telling him about it. He’s like, Yeah, yeah, yeah, we had to clean up all the pain. I was like, Yeah, well, I didn’t know what to do. And he’s like, yeah, the guys yesterday, they said, the guy that did this, he just ran out of the store. And I was like, that’s not true at all. I was there for another 15 minutes. I talked to several employees. And he was saying this is unacceptable. But he’s like, are you okay? And I was like, Yeah, I just, you know, my, my clothes are ruined, but whatever. It’s kind of frustrating. But yeah. And I thought that was it. I thought we were done. But then I got this call from some random in their insurance company. And they said, really? Oh, you have to go through the whole story. So I went through the whole story again, I’ve gotten very good at telling this story at this point. And, you know, the moon was in the, the East and the sky and the clouds, precipitation, whatever. And so I told the whole story. And he’s like, Well, what can we do to make this better? And I was like, I’d love new shoes and pants. Those are in my sweatshirt. And we tried to figure out how much they were. And they were like, Oh, the system says it’s worth 100 bucks. And I was like, Oh, that’s cool. We call adding insult injury that hurts why?Outro 12:42
The bumper podcast is an oftentimes hilarious weekly romp with Natty Bumpercar and some of his pals. It is family friendly, clean and ridiculous. Thanks a bundle for listening. If you love our show, and you’d like to help support the podcast, check out our Patreon page at https colon forward slash forward slash www.patreon.com forward slash Natty Bumpercar also pretty please subscribe wherever you get your podcasts, share it with everyone everywhere. post about it on all of the social medias or leave a rating and review. The bumper podcast is produced at headquarters in coffee can alley it’s recorded mixed and produced by producer. The bumper podcast features contributions from Aloysius J pig Rufus T Rufus doodle poodle, robot trunks and a gaggle of other silly rascals. Our head talker is probably Natty Bumpercar. We also have an absurd newsletter. Check it out and subscribe at Natty bumpercar.com/subscribe Also, you can follow me on Instagram and Twitter at Natty Bumpercar Hugs and hearts. See you soon.NonPro 14:01
This has been a non productive media presentation, executive producer Frank Blaue. This program and many others like it on the nonproductive network is distributed under a Creative Commons Attribution Noncommercial notary but it’s licensed please share it but ask before trying to change it or sell it. For more information visit non dash productive.comTranscribed by https://otter.ai
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Bumperpodcast #10 – Season 2 – Not Complaining
We are definitely not complaining in this episode — but, we may mention a few things that we might consider worthy of being complained about. Maybe? The Bumperpodcast with Natty Bumpercar is an oftentimes hilarious weekly romp around Headquarters, in Coffee-Can Alley, with Natty Bumpercar and his entire gaggle of pals! You should send us an email to bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com. We’re here and we’re listening! Go like our Facebook page (https://www.facebook.com/TheBumperpodcast/)!! Also, The Bumperpodcast can now be found on the https://non-productive.com/ network. Yay!!!! Also, also, we have a Patreon page now!!! https://www.patreon.com/nattybumpercar Another story about saving baby animals! A feel good story! Previous episode!Subscribe: Apple Podcasts | Spotify | iHeartRadio | RSS | subscribe
[av_toggle_container faq_markup=” initial=’0′ mode=’accordion’ sort=” styling=” colors=” font_color=” background_color=” border_color=” toggle_icon_color=” colors_current=” font_color_current=” toggle_icon_color_current=” background_current=” background_color_current=” background_gradient_current_direction=’vertical’ background_gradient_current_color1=” background_gradient_current_color2=” background_gradient_current_color3=” hover_colors=” hover_font_color=” hover_background_color=” hover_toggle_icon_color=” alb_description=” id=” custom_class=” template_class=” av_uid=’av-kzmx7qu0′ sc_version=’1.0′ admin_preview_bg=”] [av_toggle title=’Show Transcript:’ tags=” custom_id=” av_uid=’av-kzmx7nks’ sc_version=’1.0′] Natty Bumpercar 0:03 Now, I’m not a complainer a complainer, son, as we say in my house. Because complaining, it doesn’t do you any good. It doesn’t help anything. It doesn’t make anything better, right? It just letting off steam. What complaining? What I like to do is to point out things that I could complain about, but I’m not actually complaining because I, again doesn’t do anything. I don’t have a microphone. So if this sounds weird, I apologize. I’m in a basement. It’s a case of the sometimes. Be careful what you ask for. I don’t know if you know this, but in the last couple of episodes. Last couple. That was a weird West couple. Wait, whoa, whilst what was a couple of episodes? That’s a lot. I was saying like, Oh, I want to be in my barn in record. And the people haven’t come to work on the barn. Well, well, now my hair there. They’re there. And they’re working. And it’s been two weeks. And why don’t I have a microphone? Well, because I had to take everything out of the barn. And I put it on a tarp on the on the ground. And then I covered it with one tarp that only covered some of it. And then they got another tarp and they covered the rest of it. But that’s where everything is. And here’s the fun thing. I it’s, it’s it rained, it’s been raining and snowing ever since I put everything outside. So and every so often I’ll go out and one of the tarps is across the yard. And everything’s just out in the world exposed. Look at me, get me what destroying me. Know. And so I have a lot of nerves about that a lot of agita. Right, that’s like, Okay, so now the barn is going to be finished at some point. And, and then I’m going to have to bring everything back in and figure out what’s working and what’s broken. Why does it always have to be something? I don’t know. I don’t know. I don’t know. I don’t know. Well, they also it was they said this, this job here is gonna take us about three days, we’re looking at this. And it’s going to take us about three days. And I was like, alright, alright, alright. Well, that’s not that much time. Well, we’re two weeks, two weeks now, and still going. And the only consistent thing in this whole process has been the guy showing up to ask for more money. Like, Hey, we got the step one a done, so we’re gonna need some money. And I’m like, Alright, here’s a check. I’ve already the guy checks. I don’t even I don’t have to go find checks to give the guy a check. Here’s a check. In a write it all out write things on it. You know, I don’t know if you know what a check is. But it’s like a piece of paper. It’s good to do you have to give to people sometimes and it counts as money, I guess. And they take it out of your account, they rip it out of your account. But you have to, let’s see, the first thing you do is you write who it’s to. So you write to the building company. And then you and you have to ask them, Who do I make this out to? Because sometimes it might be different. And they say Oh, you got to make it out to bla bla bla bla bla and you’re like, Alright, okay, you got to spell it right. You got to make sure it’s legible. And, and then the next thing is the date of the so you put down the date on the top, and some but you could do it in all kinds of ways. There’s no can, super consistent like, you can write, I write oh two dot and one O dot two two, or you can just go to slash 10 slash 2022 2020. What is rolling my mouth words maker or you can write out February 10 comma 2020 20. Again talk and then when you do that, you have to go and look up how to spell February because it’s actually spelled February February from Oh, whoa, whoa, February. And so that’s going to be right. And then so next to the who, who the pay who this goes to is a box. And it says some is like, total or something like that. I don’t know what it is. Amount, I think it says amount. And so then you write down and there with numbers, you go like 17.0, if it’s $17, and then the next line, and this is where it gets wacky, like it, who knows. But you’re supposed to write out in words, what you wrote in the Amount box in numbers. And so if it’s seven teen, then you have to write seven teen dollars. And, and then after the end, you do like a little fraction thing. So if it’s if it’s if it’s $17.41, then you write the $17.41, slash, like over 100, and then a line for the rest of it. That’s how I do it. But I’ve seen other people do it other ways. I don’t know. I don’t know. I just say, Hey, can’t Can I just tap my phone onto your phone and be done with it? No. Can’t do that. Sorry. So I so I’m writing them, and then you have to sign it at the bottom. Right. And then on the bottom, that’s on the bottom right. On the bottom left, there’s a line another line? That’s like, a what is this full type of thing. And you could just write anything in there, it doesn’t even matter. You could be like, duck food. And it’s fine. No one cares. I don’t even know if anybody reads that. That’s for your records. So that when the check goes into the bank, then you know, oh, yeah, that $17.41 that I spent on February 10 2020 2020 2020 2022. Was for duck food. And so you can put that in your ledger? I don’t know. It’s just it’s archaic. I don’t, I don’t I like to just not have to do things like that. But I did. And it keeps showing up, hey, we had to pay for scaffolding. It’s gonna cost this much. And like, here, because if you ever get into a construction project, here’s what happens. If you’re hiring someone, then in theory, you really want this project to be done. You’re like, I have a thing that I need to be done, I’m going to hire somebody, they’re going to come and do it. And I’m going to be happy when it’s done. And they say, Alright, here’s an estimate as to how much it’s going to cost. And you’re like, okay, and, and we’re going to be here on this day. And this is how many days it’s going to take. And this is your payment schedule, you know, you’re going to pay on when we finish this thing, that thing, and then also the the thing you’re like, alright, that makes sense. But then the time gets all thrown out, and the materials, and there’s like, oh, there’s always a hiccup. Oh, well, we didn’t know there was this. We’re gonna have to charge you more. And you’re just always like, okay, because you’re deep into the project. And you can’t say no, you can’t be like, nah. Oh, you know what? You just finished it halfway, and I’ll pay you and it’ll never get done. No, you have to keep going. It’s terrible. But it’s fine. I keep telling myself it’s fine, then that it’ll be done. And then I can, I can go and then I’m going to paint. And then I’m going to just move in all my stuff. I’m very excited. And, you know, it’s fun too, because I have to leave the doors that lenders open, not open but unlocked. So the person can get in because they just show up at random times. And I don’t even know they’re there. And then I get a text a Natty. I mean, I’m in I’m in the barn, and I’m like, Oh, I had no idea. The other day my kid was like that. The lights are on in the barn. I think somebody is in there. I was like, Ah, it’s either the workers or family of raccoons and have decided to move in. And he’s like, Wait, we have raccoons. And I was like I was it was a joke. And my kid said something to me that I’ve heard many times from comedy producers. And he goes, Dad Don’t you know, like, come on. Jokes are supposed to be funny and I’m like Outro 10:20 the bumper podcast is an oftentimes hilarious weekly romp with Natty Bumpercar and some of his pals. It is family friendly, clean and ridiculous. Thanks a bundle for listening. If you love our show and you’d like to help support the podcast, check out our Patreon page at https colon forward slash forward slash www.patreon.com. Forward slash Natty Bumpercar also pretty please subscribe wherever you get your podcasts, share it with everyone everywhere, post about it on all of the social medias or leave a rating and review. The bumper podcast is produced at headquarters in coffee can alley it’s recorded mixed and produced by producer. The bumper podcast features contributions from Aloysius J pig Rufus T Rufus doodle poodle, robot trunks and a gaggle of other silly rascals. Our head talker is probably Natty Bumpercar. We also have an absurd newsletter. Check it out and subscribe at Natty bumpercar.com/subscribe Also, you can follow me on Instagram and Twitter at Natty Bumpercar Hugs in hearts See you soon. NonPro 11:39 This has been a non productive media presentation, executive producer Frank Blaue. 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Bumperpodcast #408 – Season 2 – New Year
Natty has some wonderful guests. Emerson and Oliver. Come hang out as we record an episode that one of the kids later referred to as a ‘mess.’ Hope you have an amazing 2022!The Bumperpodcast with Natty Bumpercar is an oftentimes hilarious weekly romp around Headquarters, in Coffee-Can Alley, with Natty Bumpercar and his entire gaggle of pals!
You should send us an email to bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com. We’re here and we’re listening!
Go like our Facebook page (https://www.facebook.com/TheBumperpodcast/)!! Also, The Bumperpodcast can now be found on the https://non-productive.com/ network. Yay!!!! Also, also, we have a Patreon page now!!! https://www.patreon.com/nattybumpercar Another story about saving baby animals! A feel good story! Previous episode!
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Pig 0:17 Oh no both of them. I hear all the and Emerson has been in a pair goes here at 11am I saying Come on Come look at him. Natty Bumpercar 0:28 Hey guys, what are you doing here? You don’t know. I thought we’re gonna do a podcast. Oh, yeah. So what’s been going on? Why are you walking away from the microphone? There you go. What’s been going on? Not much. Not much at all. It’s but it’s it’s it’s New Year’s Eve right now. Yeah. No, but it is. Yeah. Are you excited for for the new year? Yes. How was your last year? Terrible. Wow, it was terrible. Rufus T. Rufus 1:02 No, hold on. Judas me roof is G roof. Isn’t that why was exact now as a lawyer for y’all know how exactly was last year. Terrible as y’all say. They were stuck inside. Y’all was stuck in Santa. How’s that? Were you like under the stairs? With nine tech? Ah, yeah. I’ve been hearing a lot about the COVID-19 Not a fan myself. Don’t like it one bit. What about you on the job? No. No, he said he said man, a few words. I like it. Natty Bumpercar 1:34 Rufus. You don’t have to talk. Thanks for coming by. All right. Bumpercar. Have a Happy New Year. All right. Thank you do Rufus. Hey, pig, I gotta go check something. Can you feel like Rufus is not actually a lawyer? Do you really feel like that? Yeah. Thank you, sir. Thank you. legal license. He’s Aloysius J. Pig 1:50 got an oily don’t let him hear you. Because I’m coming back. But yeah, I think that Rufus might might not I don’t know he’s a fraud. He’s he might be a little bit of a fraud. Money. Promote people from the people. Yeah. Oh, no. That’s no good at all. Natty Bumpercar 2:08 It’s still money. It’s all still money from piggy bank. Aloysius J. Pig 2:12 You saw him steal money from the piggy bank near piggy. My I’m the one with the piggy bank. That’s like my bank the piggy bank. Natty Bumpercar 2:19 He smashed it. glued it back. Hey, what are you guys talking about? Oh, yeah, Rufus. T. Rufus. We, again, I don’t know, I don’t want him to come back. But it might be true that he might not be a lawyer. Um, so I’m excited for New Year’s Eve. I mean, it’s now today right now, I know. Are we should I wish do we have we don’t have like a cool, like, ball to drop or fireworks or anything like that? We can we can drop a ball back. Oh, you know, you’re gonna go somewhere. Okay. I’m gonna worry. He’s actually going to get the ball is that it’s, it’s, it doesn’t understand theater of the mind. Right? What theater of the mind is? So theater of the mind is where you use your imagination to imagine the things that are happening. Does that make sense? So, for instance, if I say, Holy cow, there’s an elephant over there. Is there there is not really an elephant over there, right? Yeah, yeah. Everybody hates me. Trunks. Oh, wait a minute. There is an elephant here. Trunks. Are you doing? Oh, wait, you did you actually went got a ball. Oh, well, we needed to do the countdown first. Ready? 10 98765432 Whoa, yay. No, you have to kiss. No, I’m just kidding. That’s what happens on New Year’s Eve. You told me oh my god, yada yada. So did you guys just have Christmas? No. Yeah, no, two years ago. Christmas was two years ago. Oh, no. I don’t feel like that’s true at all. I feel like Christmas comes every year. Did you have good Christmas? Yeah. We serve our Christmas tree. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. No, now we have four people here. Are you excited about uh, about New Year’s? I am. Do you guys want some breaking news? No, we’re gonna get breaking news in just a second because we’re recording a podcast. Yeah. So anyway, Oliver, what are your big plans for this year? No, no, you gotta go to college. Hey, you’re you’re only eight but you’re going to eight year old college. All right. Oh, I got attacked. What was you Your favorite part of last year? Last year was it losing all your all those teeth and getting a palate expander it was being able to stay home while you liked it. Yeah, your brother kind of said he didn’t like it but I feel like you kind of did like it. Emerson What was your favorite part of last year? Any idea? No, you don’t have any idea last year yeah. Was it getting banjo Yeah. Ah banjo the dog away I guess he was the year before? Because we got to mid December but he’s How old is he? Now? He’s He’s like a year old right? So but he’s still a puppy. Huh? He bites you always is gonna tell me Oh, Bob is gonna tell you something. Who’s Bob Oh from pig and pals. Are you do you guys think we’re gonna do pig and pals next year? Yes, yes. No no why we keep walking away from the microphone. This is where all the sound is supposed to go. It’s supposed to go into into here but Aloysius J. Pig 6:16 hey, Baba, you got to train these kids. Natty Bumpercar 6:19 I know peg maybe next year. What? Bob said that he saw Rufus doing gold. Bob’s Wait, Bob has gold. He’s a dragon. Anyway, that’s true. I guess most dragons do have gold. We haven’t seen Bob in a long time. And he never came Rufus T. Rufus 6:38 back. No. Oh, no. I heard people talking about me. Who is? Who is this Bob? And was he saying that? I’m I’m swiping no swiping from you. Oh, exactly. I would I am not stealing from No, no dragon never said anything about that. No, I must have misheard then. What did y’all say? Why do y’all keep twirling your hair? What’s going on? That you try to spin up like the helicopter? You tried to fly off into space? Captain has been Natty Bumpercar 7:13 I forgot. Rufus. Sorry. They weren’t talking about you. Well, no, I’m Rufus T. Rufus 7:18 pretty positive that I heard them talking about me. No, they must Natty Bumpercar 7:23 have said what did you guys say? It’s something that sounded like Rufus but he obviously didn’t say Rufus, right. Aloysius J. Pig 7:32 Yeah, I think we were talking about a dog and which one was the wolf list? That don’t make no sense. That’s not even a word. Now Wolf is just like which one wolf the most? Which which? Which one? Remember we would talk about which which dog is it that wolf some banjo thing was banjo. Son the other day somebody was talking about banjo and they called him poncho. And I thought it was the funniest thing. They said, Oh, yeah, that poncho dog. And I said, Oh, you talking about Natty Bumpercar 8:01 being Joe? Who was like who are you talking to that? Aloysius J. Pig 8:05 I don’t even remember just talking about dogs. He was talking about dogs. Hey, everybody how’s it going? I was doing some drawing since then. I just wanted to kind of say happy here everybody. Natty Bumpercar 8:38 Okay. Yeah, it tends to get pretty chaotic around. Can’t wait against it. One word. chaotic. chaotic. How do you spell that? K? cjo T IC. Wait. Kat IC KOKOT IC? K All tick? It’s not how you spell it? Anybody? Anybody coming here for spelling lessons? Oh, you’re probably not at the right podcast. What about math lessons? Do you think this is a good place for people to come for math? No, no. I agree. This is this is for people who like laughs Do like giggles Hey, what what did what did uh, let me think I’m gonna tell a joke. What did a what a kitten were to bed the other night. Cat jammas Oh, Bob’s coming. Oh, no, Bob’s coming. Oh, hi. Hey, Bob. What? Oh, Rufus. I think he left everybody Bob’s a dragon from a show called hanging out with pig and pals that we used to do. We still we’re still gonna do it. We’re just trying to get the studio set up. Because I can’t, I can’t with Rufus T. Rufus 10:00 Mikey no I would never happy new year everybody Ryan Outro 10:20 the bumper podcast is an oftentimes hilarious weekly romp with Natty Bumpercar and some of his pals. It is family friendly, clean and ridiculous. Thanks a bundle for listening. 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