Natty Bumpercar 0:03
Well, so, welcome Radio Free Montclair listeners.

Producer 0:07
I’m Natty Bumpercar.

Natty Bumpercar 0:09
And this is the bumper podcast. And well, I hope you have fun because we’re gonna try real hard.

Aloysius J. Pig 0:18
Natty. Hey everybody. It’s me. Aloysius J pig. And I don’t know if I like what you just said about trying real hard. We’re not really known for trying real hard. We’re we’re more of just kind of a show up kind of show. I mean, we don’t even really have an intro.

Rufus T. Rufus 0:37
Natty. Yeah, now I am Rufus. T. Rufus. Apologize. I got a bit of a crick in my stomach today. I am the lawyer around here. And what Alouettes is cherry pick just said is absolutely true. Net it. You can’t call yourself a real show. A real professional show. If you don’t have an intro.

Natty Bumpercar 1:01
Yeah, I and I apologize for that. Did I say we were professional show? I don’t know. I just I think I just said we were gonna try to have fun. We don’t we don’t have an intro. We have this super slick bed of music under us, which we kind of just made today. And I think that’s pretty poppin if I’m to be honest, but no, no, no intro, we have a cool outro but not my no intro that just I don’t know why that’s never happened. I

Producer 1:26
can I dare nothing. It’s me, producer. I am a frog. If everybody doesn’t doesn’t know. And well, I, you know, I produce the show. But we’ve had many meetings, it’s up there on the board. You can see it right there. You can look at the sticky pad. And he says, make an intro. And somebody decided to put a lot of question marks behind it. So as you say it says so it doesn’t just say make an intro like a statement. Now it says make an intro, like a lot of question marks and I don’t appreciate it. Because, you know, you all make fun of me and my day job that I do is but producing is a hard job for experience ready for Yeah.

Natty Bumpercar 2:10
I, you are very smart frog and I do. I’m not sure who put all those question marks so that it seems excessive. Well, we know we’ll get to the bottom of that maybe at our at our next meeting. But for now, I think we should do kind of an introduction as to what the show is and who all wall is on the show. So I’m Natty Bumpercar. I sometimes do stand up comedy. I sometimes illustrate kids books, I make paintings, and I’m a doer of stuff. And as a maker of things. Sometimes people refer to me as the artful otter is the king of all the elephants, the mayor of coffee can alley. These are all things that I’ve been called. I’ve been called a lot of other things too. But for the sake of this show, I think that we will just stick to those boom, BAM

Aloysius J. Pig 3:06
in there. I heard you start to go into the beat like that. It was tough though, because the beat keeps shifting around. So I was I was feeling a little bit musical as well. But I didn’t know if I could lay into the cut as they say it’s like a record thing. So now a record is Yeah, it’s a big disk. It’s a big circle. And it’s made of plastic a waxy say they always said wax. I used to go to a store called wax and tracks. And it was they said it was wet. But there’s no way that it’s wax. Nice. Do you guys everybody know what a record is? It’s a it’s a today’s we already covered that. Sometimes different colors. And in the middle, there’s a little hole, and it goes on to our record player. And then you have touches the arm of the record player, which is like this long. You know, and it’s a needle and it goes it goes into the groove of the racket. Yep. Yep. So I always say you Okay, yeah, no,

Unknown Speaker 4:03
I lost.

Unknown Speaker 4:05
I lost my voice.

Natty Bumpercar 4:08
I didn’t. I didn’t know you’re gonna be talking about records and stuff today. I feel like we could have, we should have done some research if we were going to be talking about a specific subject or specific topics. But you know what, it’s fine. We’re fine.

Rufus T. Rufus 4:22
As a lawyer, I have to say, you know, I just further on implicate to D implicate to, to remove ourselves from any sorts of liabilities that Yeah, we don’t know anything about reckons we haven’t reserved it. So any information that you take from this show, just heat it with a grain of salt. Oh, if you understand what I say

Producer 4:49
they actually don’t understand you. We take it with a grain of salt. So if someone gives me this information Somebody device, maybe some sorts of thing, then I’m going to say they’re going to say, Hey, you are a producer. You should you should buy those shoes. And here’s a grain of salt. What? Why would I take? I don’t want your grain of salt. Where it was it? Was it in your bucket is when did you do this? Find it on the floor? Was it in its salt packet? Did you strike a salt lick that a cow is common? And it says has lit? Okay.

Natty Bumpercar 5:29
So I understand but calm down. I think you’re okay. Producer. It’s just a it’s just a phrase pretty common phrase. I don’t know what it means either. But take it with a grain of salt.

Aloysius J. Pig 5:38
I don’t know about you. But I hear and all this talk about salt. It’s made me very hungry. I don’t know what time it is necessarily. But being a pig. It’s kind of always, you know, they say, hey, it’s lunchtime. Some Yeah.

Natty Bumpercar 5:52
It’s interesting that you went with lunchtime and not breakfast or dinner or you just went what a stick. it’s meal time. I don’t know. I don’t know why. I don’t know why I’m picking on you. I’m sorry. Yeah, I

Aloysius J. Pig 6:04
don’t like it. All right. I think everyone who’s listening again, this is a bumper Podcast. I’m Aloysius JPEG. It’s his show. We’re just welcome to be here. We don’t get paid. You know, it is fun. He said, Oh, you don’t have the exposure you get on my show, kid, you’re gonna make it big. And I didn’t I don’t. Is that true? I don’t feel

Natty Bumpercar 6:27
so good free room and board. Like you get to live here for free. And there’s all kinds of I take care of all of you. And I don’t feel like it’s nice to be searched my name. That means to say something mean about me. I mean, I’m a comedian. And I don’t know if anyone out there knows this. Comedians don’t always make all that much money. Sometimes you make $1 Maybe $2. One time, somebody. They had dropped $10 At a show and I went down to grab it. And I was like, This is my big payday. And then they came back and they said thank you for my $10 I was like, Whoa, all right. And then they said you can leave now and I went okay, and I didn’t get any $10 Not even a one $10 But that’s okay, I survived.

Rufus T. Rufus 7:27
I thrived.

Natty Bumpercar 7:28
Is there anybody else back there that hasn’t introduced themselves

Hey, doodle poodle What

Rufus T. Rufus 8:01
are you do an open call for Hey, anybody can be on the show. That’s the kind of content you’re gonna get with the dog Joe a con kabane thinks it’s so funny.

Natty Bumpercar 8:11
To be there we haven’t actually seen the corncob so maybe it’s like a corncob that was drawn in a funny way or maybe it has like googly eyes on it. I don’t know good student photo Can you can you show us corn go

Unknown Speaker 8:30
to my dog

Rufus T. Rufus 8:38
know Natty, the doodle poodle just ran away. But I gotta say we are not legally obligated to talk about this corncob drawn anymore. So if he doesn’t come back before the end of this show, then I don’t feel like we need to bring that up again. I’m just saying as your representative that you know, it’s wonderful that he drew a corncob and he says it’s funny but this radio free Montclair is an audio medium. And so it might not lend itself to the ears of anyone who is out there who happens to be listening. Okay, now

Natty Bumpercar 9:18
I’m saying yeah, what does that mean that that makes sense. So we should talk about something else in maybe Doodle poll is not going to make it back but I don’t know. Is there anybody else?

What do you mean nobody ever talks to you? I feel like we’ve been talking to you more and more. I love your your you’re modulating your voice a little bit differently. It sounds awesome. Did you get a new voice, chip or what have you You don’t understand.

Aloysius J. Pig 10:01
You’re talking about chips or salt and now we’re talking about chips and I’m telling you I’m starving Oh

Unknown Speaker 10:07
away okay, how

Aloysius J. Pig 10:08
much more minutes do we got to do because I really want stay.

Natty Bumpercar 10:14
I like I really wants to eat I love how you turned into somebody who’s like No, no, no whatever really wants D The my

Producer 10:27
if you didn’t have a Nana, you can say no, he’s not your nana. What did you What did you have nothing.

Natty Bumpercar 10:34
You know, I Well, I had a one was just grandmother, it was kind of not it was like grandmother like that. And but the other one was, I don’t remember. But here’s the craziest thing for me. She was just grandmother, but then for my younger cousin, she became a MIMO. And at a point they were like, you could call her me ma and I was like, yeah, she’s grandmother. But then there was mama Xia was the other grandmother that I had so i You’re right. I didn’t have a Nana.

Rufus T. Rufus 11:04
How did you know producer producer? Have you been reading the files that I have on everyone? The background? The history is predication.

Aloysius J. Pig 11:20
This is a kid show he can. You can at least you shouldn’t look words up before. I know some words. My goodness,

Natty Bumpercar 11:27
I just looked at. I looked both travel. I looked up both words and neither of them mean anything bad. So stop it. Oh my goodness. Starting to cause drama. Why would you do that? Oh, robot back to you

Oh, no. Problem. I just ran out of batteries. I mean, he was only speaking for like, I don’t not even 10 to 15 seconds. We got to get robot a new battery. Evidently because that that’s not gonna work. I think so. You know, there’s other characters and whatnot. But they’re all from another show that we do called hanging out with pig and pals. And so you don’t have to meet all of them.

Rufus T. Rufus 12:16
Oh, wow. He just got yours. Like, I’ll mention his show, but I ain’t gonna actually cool. That’s really wonderful. Natty. I appreciate it. Thanks for the exposure. I was wondering, I don’t know how much time is left in this episode. But have we just decided what this show is gonna be about? I know it’s for Radio Free monk clown. Yeah, but I wasn’t sure if we had a title or not, or anything like that. We’re gonna be speaking about today. I think we will not record No, obviously, obviously. But I think we were just doing kind of introductions and, you know,

Natty Bumpercar 12:49
we’re in coffee. carnality we’re recording at the bumper barn. I’m Natty Bumpercar. And you guys are all my pals and maybe maybe that’s enough who knows?

Outro 13:09
The bumper podcast is an oftentimes hilarious weekly romp with Natty Bumpercar and some of his pals. It is family friendly, clean and ridiculous. Thanks a bundle for listening. If you love our show, and you’d like to help support the podcast, check out our Patreon page at https colon forward slash forward slash www.patreon.com forward slash Natty Bumpercar also pretty please subscribe wherever you get your podcasts, share it with everyone everywhere. post about it on all of the social medias or leave a rating and review. The bumper podcast is produced at headquarters in coffee can alley it’s recorded mixed and produced by producer. The bumper podcast features contributions from Aloysius J pig Rufus T Rufus doodle poodle, robot trunks and a gaggle of other silly rascals. Our head talker is probably Natty Bumpercar. We also have an absurd newsletter. Check it out and subscribe at Natty bumpercar.com/subscribe Also, you can follow me on Instagram and Twitter at Natty Bumpercar Hugs and hearts See you soon.

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