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Aloysius J. Pig 0:04
Oh boy oh boy. Oh boy, we got company here in the headquarters. You know the bond when we were calling people we ain’t seen in a long time. Who is it?

Oliver 0:13
Oliver.

Aloysius J. Pig 0:14
I love and who else

Emerson 0:16
Emerson?

Aloysius J. Pig 0:17
Oh no both of them. I hear all the and Emerson has been in a pair goes here at 11am I saying Come on Come look at him.

Natty Bumpercar 0:28
Hey guys, what are you doing here? You don’t know. I thought we’re gonna do a podcast. Oh, yeah. So what’s been going on? Why are you walking away from the microphone? There you go. What’s been going on? Not much. Not much at all. It’s but it’s it’s it’s New Year’s Eve right now. Yeah. No, but it is. Yeah. Are you excited for for the new year? Yes. How was your last year? Terrible. Wow, it was terrible.

Rufus T. Rufus 1:02
No, hold on. Judas me roof is G roof. Isn’t that why was exact now as a lawyer for y’all know how exactly was last year. Terrible as y’all say. They were stuck inside. Y’all was stuck in Santa. How’s that? Were you like under the stairs? With nine tech? Ah, yeah. I’ve been hearing a lot about the COVID-19 Not a fan myself. Don’t like it one bit. What about you on the job? No. No, he said he said man, a few words. I like it.

Natty Bumpercar 1:34
Rufus. You don’t have to talk. Thanks for coming by. All right. Bumpercar. Have a Happy New Year. All right. Thank you do Rufus. Hey, pig, I gotta go check something. Can you feel like Rufus is not actually a lawyer? Do you really feel like that? Yeah. Thank you, sir. Thank you. legal license. He’s

Aloysius J. Pig 1:50
got an oily don’t let him hear you. Because I’m coming back. But yeah, I think that Rufus might might not I don’t know he’s a fraud. He’s he might be a little bit of a fraud. Money. Promote people from the people. Yeah. Oh, no. That’s no good at all.

Natty Bumpercar 2:08
It’s still money. It’s all still money from piggy bank.

Aloysius J. Pig 2:12
You saw him steal money from the piggy bank near piggy. My I’m the one with the piggy bank. That’s like my bank the piggy bank.

Natty Bumpercar 2:19
He smashed it. glued it back. Hey, what are you guys talking about? Oh, yeah, Rufus. T. Rufus. We, again, I don’t know, I don’t want him to come back. But it might be true that he might not be a lawyer. Um, so I’m excited for New Year’s Eve. I mean, it’s now today right now, I know. Are we should I wish do we have we don’t have like a cool, like, ball to drop or fireworks or anything like that? We can we can drop a ball back. Oh, you know, you’re gonna go somewhere. Okay. I’m gonna worry. He’s actually going to get the ball is that it’s, it’s, it doesn’t understand theater of the mind. Right? What theater of the mind is? So theater of the mind is where you use your imagination to imagine the things that are happening. Does that make sense? So, for instance, if I say, Holy cow, there’s an elephant over there. Is there there is not really an elephant over there, right? Yeah, yeah. Everybody hates me. Trunks. Oh, wait a minute. There is an elephant here. Trunks. Are you doing? Oh, wait, you did you actually went got a ball. Oh, well, we needed to do the countdown first. Ready? 10 98765432 Whoa, yay. No, you have to kiss. No, I’m just kidding. That’s what happens on New Year’s Eve. You told me oh my god, yada yada. So did you guys just have Christmas? No. Yeah, no, two years ago. Christmas was two years ago. Oh, no. I don’t feel like that’s true at all. I feel like Christmas comes every year. Did you have good Christmas? Yeah. We serve our Christmas tree. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. No, now we have four people here. Are you excited about uh, about New Year’s? I am. Do you guys want some breaking news? No, we’re gonna get breaking news in just a second because we’re recording a podcast. Yeah. So anyway, Oliver, what are your big plans for this year? No, no, you gotta go to college. Hey, you’re you’re only eight but you’re going to eight year old college. All right. Oh, I got attacked. What was you Your favorite part of last year? Last year was it losing all your all those teeth and getting a palate expander it was being able to stay home while you liked it. Yeah, your brother kind of said he didn’t like it but I feel like you kind of did like it. Emerson What was your favorite part of last year? Any idea? No, you don’t have any idea last year yeah. Was it getting banjo Yeah. Ah banjo the dog away I guess he was the year before? Because we got to mid December but he’s How old is he? Now? He’s He’s like a year old right? So but he’s still a puppy. Huh? He bites you always is gonna tell me Oh, Bob is gonna tell you something. Who’s Bob Oh from pig and pals. Are you do you guys think we’re gonna do pig and pals next year? Yes, yes. No no why we keep walking away from the microphone. This is where all the sound is supposed to go. It’s supposed to go into into here but

Aloysius J. Pig 6:16
hey, Baba, you got to train these kids.

Natty Bumpercar 6:19
I know peg maybe next year. What? Bob said that he saw Rufus doing gold. Bob’s Wait, Bob has gold. He’s a dragon. Anyway, that’s true. I guess most dragons do have gold. We haven’t seen Bob in a long time. And he never came

Rufus T. Rufus 6:38
back. No. Oh, no. I heard people talking about me. Who is? Who is this Bob? And was he saying that? I’m I’m swiping no swiping from you. Oh, exactly. I would I am not stealing from No, no dragon never said anything about that. No, I must have misheard then. What did y’all say? Why do y’all keep twirling your hair? What’s going on? That you try to spin up like the helicopter? You tried to fly off into space? Captain has been

Natty Bumpercar 7:13
I forgot. Rufus. Sorry. They weren’t talking about you. Well, no, I’m

Rufus T. Rufus 7:18
pretty positive that I heard them talking about me. No, they must

Natty Bumpercar 7:23
have said what did you guys say? It’s something that sounded like Rufus but he obviously didn’t say Rufus, right.

Aloysius J. Pig 7:32
Yeah, I think we were talking about a dog and which one was the wolf list? That don’t make no sense. That’s not even a word. Now Wolf is just like which one wolf the most? Which which? Which one? Remember we would talk about which which dog is it that wolf some banjo thing was banjo. Son the other day somebody was talking about banjo and they called him poncho. And I thought it was the funniest thing. They said, Oh, yeah, that poncho dog. And I said, Oh, you talking about

Natty Bumpercar 8:01
being Joe? Who was like who are you talking to that?

Aloysius J. Pig 8:05
I don’t even remember just talking about dogs. He was talking about dogs. Hey, everybody how’s it going? I was doing some drawing since then. I just wanted to kind of say happy here everybody.

Natty Bumpercar 8:38
Okay. Yeah, it tends to get pretty chaotic around. Can’t wait against it. One word. chaotic. chaotic. How do you spell that? K? cjo T IC. Wait. Kat IC KOKOT IC? K All tick? It’s not how you spell it? Anybody? Anybody coming here for spelling lessons? Oh, you’re probably not at the right podcast. What about math lessons? Do you think this is a good place for people to come for math? No, no. I agree. This is this is for people who like laughs Do like giggles Hey, what what did what did uh, let me think I’m gonna tell a joke. What did a what a kitten were to bed the other night. Cat jammas Oh, Bob’s coming. Oh, no, Bob’s coming. Oh, hi. Hey, Bob. What? Oh, Rufus. I think he left everybody Bob’s a dragon from a show called hanging out with pig and pals that we used to do. We still we’re still gonna do it. We’re just trying to get the studio set up. Because I can’t, I can’t with

Rufus T. Rufus 10:00
Mikey no I would never happy new year everybody Ryan

Outro 10:20
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