Here is what is happening in my world as of late . . .

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It was a huge weekend around the compound – which used to be known as “headquarters” but which got changed after we took a vote and decided to move in a slightly different direction for the time being.

[Wow – but wasn’t that (not) a confusing way to say that headquarters is now called the compound?!]

Anyway – part one of the large events revolve around my young ward – choco-latte. On Saturday morning, I was walking over to his “Chocolate Shack” (the naming of which was entirely his idea – including the capital letters) with some tasty food and water. When I got over to his area . . . there was no him to be found – no note – no nothing . . . just me standing there with a pitcher of water and some ucky dog food – which (after a big sigh from me) was promptly given to Mister Socks.

For those of you not in the know – as far as this particular situation goes . . . here is a “brief” update (it is the email that I sent around to shelters).

I live next door to a family that – for some reason unbeknownst to
me – decided to get a dog a couple of years ago. His name is choco-
latte, he is two and a-half years old and he seems to be a mix
between a black lab and a pit bull (probably with other stuff mixed in).

He is a very sweet dog considering the terrible life that he has led
– which has consisted of being chained in the back yard during
whatever weather was happening with infrequent feedings and very rare
doses of attention. The dog was basically treated as a burden that
they didn’t want to deal with and numerous times when he had run away
they would say that they didn’t really even care if he ever came back.

On top of asking why they ever got the dog in the first place, I
would always point out to the neighbors that they needed to check in
on him more – give him food, fresh water and any kind of attention.
They just seemed to shrug it all off as not being any kind of
priority. More than likely – I should have taken some action
regarding the situation earlier – but I always imagined that some
switch would go off in my neighbors heads where all of a sudden they
would decide to take care of their pet – which didn’t seem like a
huge leap of faith at the time.

Three weeks ago, I returned from a four month stint in New York and
was horrified to find a starved and pitiful version of the dog that
used to be marginally healthy – if nothing else. His eyes were sunken
in and he just seemed like he was basically already dead – but hadn’t
figured it out yet. I asked the neighbors what was wrong with choco-
latte and they just said that he was sick. Evidently – he had escaped
his chain and run away at some point while I was gone (a not to
infrequent occurrence)- only to return badly beaten (their theory was
that he had been caged and made to fight . . . evidently people fight
dogs in my neighborhood).

I started feeding him double portions of food to try to bring him
back from the brink . . . he was coming along pretty well and then
last week they moved away and abandoned the dog.

I am not sure what kind of help you can give – I am moving back to
New York in three weeks (around April 5) – and need to figure out a
way to give this dog a better life.

None of the shelters that I called would take him in – so I ended up having to call Dekalb County Animal Control. After a couple of conversations with the nice people – where they assured me that they were really pushing for adoptions of animals . . . I decided to let them come and get him. I did see chocol-latte’s “owner” at one point – to alert her of what was going on – and all she did was shrug . . . the dog wasn’t even worth a word out of her mouth – just the slightest of shrugs.

I guess that I have to imagine that he went to a place that is similar to that scene in the Wizard of Oz – just before they meet the Wizard – and he (choco-latte) is walking around with bows in his freshly cleaned and clipped fur with bright eyes looking at the world with refreshed vim and vigor . . . ready to go to his new life – as a paw model who works in Beverly Hills in between dropping lots of dollars on kibble and laughing it up with the ladies.

The alternative makes me (even more) depressed.

I wish that I would have gotten to say goodbye . . . but now that he is a paw model – I’m sure that he doesn’t even know that I exist.

So – maybe you have been wondering what I have been up to for the past little while?! Well here is a super list that will help you out – I think that it will be in order of when it happened – but I can’t really promise anything.

  • I drove all the way down to Georgia (after shoveling some serious 7 a.m. snow) with (Irving Brown) Socks – only to realize that I had totally forgotten to turn my duck off . . . I just can’t believe that I left the house with that little guy still running . . .
  • When I got to Georgia – I found my back door all kinds of kicked in. After sending Mister Dog in to investigate – I called the police people to ask if I could have them come by the next morning . . . I had a 1 a.m. (second) dinner appointment to make at Waffle House – and it was sooo worth it – even though all I had was toast and some sweet tea . . . my stomach was all jittery from the long drive and the break-in . . .
  • Started trying to bring my neighbors dog “choco-latte” back from the depths of doggie doom – so that I can get him into a better situation (as it stands – he seems to have been abandoned) does anyone want to rescue a nice dog that has lived a miserable life?
  • Installed a new back door (it has little windows!) – it was great fun – and I am being pretty serious about that.
  • Got my car (Oscar – my 1973 VW Thing) towed to the shop (for free!) to bring him back to life.
  • Made some yogurt with my nifty yogurt machine . . . and gave most of it to the dog.
  • Took my cat (Spot Elliot) to the vet for some dental work – only to get a lecture – because he has ballooned to over 21 pounds – this cat is a serious serious cat.
  • Got the car back and then had it break down again 15 minutes later . . . it is still at the shop.
  • Took the house off of the market – so that rental stuff could be figured out . . . would you like to rent my house?!
  • Did some stand-up in front of abut 17 other comedians – which turned out to be a real treat!
  • Played some b-ball – shot some hoops – scribbled – and dribbled (off of my foot) . . . coming out on the other side with a 1 and 1 record.

That is just about it – other than a lot of eating food, cleaning the house, hanging about, working like a worker and probably – also – a bunch of rockin’ the spot – oh yes nelly – I did indeed just casually toss out there that I have been known to rock the spot a bit – here and there . . .

There was this night (not so very long ago) when I was waltzing (in a slightly tipsy manor) and I stopped into a tiny shop.

I was back by the coolers looking at some beverages – when all of a sudden there was a tap – tap – tap on the wallet side of my bottom. Now I need to reiterate that I was moving and thinking in a sluggish fashion – which was good – because instead of my normal jungle-cat-tightly-wound-spring-getting-sprung on my assailant, I instead turned quite slowly to find the best surprise that I can ever even remember.

There was this adorable little cat staring up at me. Then – as I was leaning down – it put it’s two front paws on my shoulder and hopped right up!

It totally made my night to have this cat riding around on my neck through the store. The owner got nervous and apologized – but I was like “No – this is the greatest thing ever! What is the cat’s name?!”

The guy looked at me and in a very matter of fact way said “That is Cup-Cake.”

I had Cup-Cake sitting on my shoulder.

Does it get any better than that?!

Soooooo – Monday was a big old travel day – 16 hours of jetta whomping fun!
[Nothing – that I can currently remember – of import really happened – but if I do remember anything – I will probably turn it into some odd post . . . about a wombat – or something.]

The real fun started early early Tuesday morning – which was when I got to the house – only to find that someone had kicked in the back door and had their way with a bunch of my stuff . . . see how fun that is?!?

Whoop-ee!!

I have a great story to tell you (all) about that night – but I have to be a bit short for right now(but not abrupt) – while everything is getting set up . . . like installing new doors and stuff . . .

(as always) more to come!

STUCK IN MY TEETH

I ate a “cheese-steak” the other night from the cafeteria in the big building where I go to do the work . . . and then a few hours later, I noticed a thoroughly annoying piece of food that was stuck in my teeth. If you happened to be looking at me – then it would have been on the right side of my face – on the bottom – towards the back of my mouth . . . and it was driving me batty . . .

Believe me – I hate to mention this to you – but even more than that – I really seriously and totally hated the train ride experience that I got the pleasure of living through. So I figured – why not pull you in a tiny bit into my misery . . . I am nothing if not giving – of my pain that is . . .

Have you ever had something stuck in your teeth that (seemingly) no amount of finagling with your tongue could loose?! It is not like I could just jam my New York City grossed out hand in there to attempt an extraction – especially not with the nice lady (who I was sitting knee-to-knee with) sitting there . . . uhm . . . knee-to-knee with me . . . aaaaaiiiiiigggghhhh . . . get it out – get it out – get it out – seriously – this flippin’ piece of what-sits was about to get (here we go . . .) on my very last nerve. And yes – I did just go over there . . but only because I really really had to.

Really . . .

The thing is – I know that it is going to be one of those “the best feelings in the world” when it decides to dislodge itself . . . but until then – I suppose that I will just have to sit here in my silent vigil – dreaming of the kind of day – the kind of day without this uffin’ uff in my mouth . . .

[Okay – yeah – as soon as the nice lady left – the food hopped out – seemingly of it’s own accord . . . the world is an odd place.]