Pants Watch.

Oh dear – I am horribly sad to let you know that it is probably the biggest secret in the land. If I had a dime for every time that someone has asked me about what was so special about the pants – then I would probably have enough money to get another pair of pants.

But then – I wouldn’t be on Day number 22 – and then the terrorists would be winning – the war of the pants – that is.

Okay – sister – ya still there? Sorry about all of the guff up above – but I wanted to make the people who shouldn’t be here stop reading – and I am guessing that there was enough to run them varmits away.

Alright – the secret is in the lining . . . it is flannel – and soft – and really great. Also – the pants have good pockets that hold onto stuff and loops – that I don’t use. I should point out that unlike the picture above – I in no way cuff my pants legs.

The last part of the secret – that I just now remembered – is that I am terrified that – once removed – the pants will go to the laundry in the basement and either never return – or come back as a shadow of their former selves . . . and I am not sure that I am ready for that.

And there you have it.