I think that this is where all kinds of stuff goes.
So – last night – and all of the time – I noticed that my bag was breaking me. It was ridiculously heavy. It hurt very much – my neck and my back.
I got curious how much it weighed . . . how about 15.4 (fifteen point four) pounds!
Then I got curious as to how much my clothes weighed . . . they were 6.2 (six point two) pounds!
It is a wonder that I can even walk upright . . . carrying 21.6 (twenty one and a half) pounds around all day and night . . . from doing a little research – I think that a knight in shining armor only had to carry around 17 (seventeen) or so pounds . . . and turtles – only about a couple or so . . . my research is sound!
So now – I only carry 1 (one) bag of marshmallows in my bag – and for clothes – I use leaves.
Today is a new day.
Hola Pollitos (yeah – you just got called baby chickens . . . sorry about that.) Did you even know that I have a store on my website where – in theory – you can buy all kinds of N.Bumpercar stuff?!? Well I do – and it looks a lot like the picture that is currently hovering above these very words.
Well – it is on a bit of a hiatus – while I get some of my own little chickens in a row – see see see how that came back around???!? Don’t worry your self though – I will send up flares as soon as the situation is amended and the registers are ready to ring again.
We thank you for your support!
The Management
In the newspaper – I was reading a frightening/harrowing story about a young girl that was able to break away from a man that was trying to abduct her. She was then able to point him out to the people from her building – who then grabbed the guy. So there is the story – and as I said – it is both frightening/harrowing.
However – I did find a line that made me bark out a “What?!” type of response. It was in the next to last paragraph of the story.
“. . .But as they waited for cops to arrive, he changed his tune, saying “I’m sorry, I won’t do it again. I won’t do it again,” as the crowd pummeled him to keep him from escaping . . .”
I guess that I have never seen it written so plainly – that the people who caught the guy – that had just tried to abduct a child (or done any crime) – beat the heck out of him while waiting for the cops. But it was to keep him from escaping – so I guess that works out for everyone.
Boy! There is just nothing like a shower to make you feel all kinds of clean.
But today’s episode of washing had the potential (right off the bat) to go all kinds of awry – as there was no soap to be found. And you had best better believe me – I looked (and looked).
I can tell that you are all at the edges of your seats wondering what I possibly did to overcome such peril. Well I just leaned over, grabbed a bottle and used shampoo. I now have extra bounce, tons of body and a shiny coat like you wouldn’t believe (on my toes even).
Looking back, I suppose that it did turn out better than the time when I ended up having to use Peanut Butter . . .
Now That – was a sticky situation.
Glad that I got all of that off of my chest.
The Peanut Butter that is.
Did I mention that it was crunchy?!