About 85% of the time that my kids excitedly pull me into a room to ‘watch something cool’ that they are doing – I get…
Posted by Natty Bumpercar on Saturday, October 24, 2015
When people at swim class hold their camera up a few feet from the giant glass window and take a picture with the flash on … Good things happen.
Posted by Natty Bumpercar on Tuesday, November 3, 2015
It’s almost that magical season – not the one where piles of new toys are delivered by a jolly old elf – but the one…
Posted by Natty Bumpercar on Monday, November 9, 2015
This morning, my kid crawled into bed to let me know that he didn’t think there would be any school today. When I asked…
Posted by Natty Bumpercar on Wednesday, November 11, 2015
That depressing moment as a parent when you are desperately looking for that super-important piece to a toy – and then…
Posted by Natty Bumpercar on Saturday, November 21, 2015
When my kids hear the phrase “Careful! You could break that.” – What they actually hear is “Hey! Who wants to race to see who can break that the quickest?!”
Posted by Natty Bumpercar on Sunday, November 22, 2015
My kid decided to tell ‘knock-knock’ jokes before thanksgiving dinner for our guests. Afterwards, I pulled him aside and…
Posted by Natty Bumpercar on Thursday, November 26, 2015
Rushed out of a meeting to pick up a vomiting child. Had an uneventful time at the doctor. Got home and realized that my…
Posted by Natty Bumpercar on Tuesday, December 1, 2015
I wonder if the time will ever come when I’ll be nostalgic of being used as a tissue by my kids …
Posted by Natty Bumpercar on Friday, December 4, 2015
I just got a notice that my dog had updated his LinkedIn profile … Should I ask him if he’s hunting for a new position? #awkward
Posted by Natty Bumpercar on Friday, December 18, 2015
That magical feeling that you get on Christmas morning when your kid crawls into bed and starts listing all of the…
Posted by Natty Bumpercar on Friday, December 25, 2015
My kid just looked up and said “Where is that herd of eagles going?! “– he was looking at three seagulls …
Posted by Natty Bumpercar on Saturday, January 9, 2016
I feel like I missed a major opportunity in my life by having two boys and not naming them ‘Chip & Dale’ …#RescueRangersForLife
Posted by Natty Bumpercar on Saturday, January 9, 2016
It’s such a treat as a parent to go to a kid’s birthday party where you get there and leave there having no idea who anyone is, including the kid who’s birthday it is. #AmIEvenAtTheRightParty
Posted by Natty Bumpercar on Saturday, January 16, 2016
Tonight at the restaurant, I had to yell to ‘stop making bubbles in the chocolate milk’ and mostly, I guess that I’m…
Posted by Natty Bumpercar on Monday, January 18, 2016