So – last night – and all of the time – I noticed that my bag was breaking me. It was ridiculously heavy. It hurt very much – my neck and my back.

I got curious how much it weighed . . . how about 15.4 (fifteen point four) pounds!

Then I got curious as to how much my clothes weighed . . . they were 6.2 (six point two) pounds!

It is a wonder that I can even walk upright . . . carrying 21.6 (twenty one and a half) pounds around all day and night . . . from doing a little research – I think that a knight in shining armor only had to carry around 17 (seventeen) or so pounds . . . and turtles – only about a couple or so . . . my research is sound!
So now – I only carry 1 (one) bag of marshmallows in my bag – and for clothes – I use leaves.

Today is a new day.

5 replies
  1. will
    will says:

    Yeah… about the leaves, I’m really sorry but I couldn’t help but stare. Where did you keep your wallet anyway?

  2. will
    will says:

    Yeah, about the leaves… I’m sorry, but I couldn’t help but stare. Where did you keep your supposed ATM card anyway??

  3. bumpercar
    bumpercar says:

    Uhm . . . Hi Jim – right back to you . . . Maybe I am just confused – but I don’t think that there are any “Jims” around this joint . . .

    None that I know of – at least.

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