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Natty Bumpercar 0:04
I’m not trying to complain, because that’s not I mean, that’s I’m not in the business of complaining, I’m in the business of making mirth of making people giggle making people laugh, but it is it’s cold here, and it’s cold in the the barn, where the studio is, I’m looking around the gentleman who he said, I want, I’m gonna come fix, I’m gonna come finish your barn. And I said, Perfect. I’ll give you money. And he said, I love money. And he said, I do too. But more, so I like being warm. And he said, Haha, then this is a match made in heaven. And I was just like, Ah, I don’t know if that’s, I don’t care. I’m not gonna get into any kind of, you know, weird, confusing argument about not an argument, you know, but a conversation are there. And so, the day came, and he didn’t show never showed up. I email I sent I sent a text message because he had given me his phone number. And I said, Hi, I’m here. Just excited for you to come and do your thing. And he was just like, Oh, snap. got busy. couldn’t come. So sorry. And I was like, Okay, no problem. Because here’s the thing. If you’re dealing with someone, and they’re they’re doing work for you, or they’re helping you out, it doesn’t help anyone to be like, grumble, grumble, angry growl. No, no, what you got to do you got to be like, ah, that’s okay. Until it’s not okay. I mean, like, if, if someone was meeting me, and let’s say, I had lost one of my toes, and they were like, I’ve got an extra toe. And I was I’d be like, Oh, well, that’s just convenient. And then they would say, meet me at this place at this time. And, you know, bring a tow holder. I would say of course, if I’m going to pick up a tow I know I know the drill. I’m going to need to bring a tow holder and I showed up and they didn’t they weren’t there then I might be a little bit more miffed a little bit more angry because here’s the thing. Without my without, you know, I might fall over. My socks are gonna fit strangely. Knock. I’m not gonna be able to walk around I tend to prance I’m not gonna be able to prance with that toe gone so I’m gonna need I’m gonna need I’m gonna need that guy to show up but this this guy, I mean, I need him to show up too because I’m looking around and it’s it’s a it’s a shambles in here. Because it’s you know, you got everything moved to the side for the construction and and I and I did as much as I could. I was crawling around in the rafters putting insulation up. But now I need any other people to come and finish the job. Until then, I’m just going to be cold. Which is you know, it’s my lot in life. I live in the the Northeast, where it’s cold during the winter. It’s been cold in the south to now I mean, we’re not going to talk about a weather necessarily.

Trunks 3:39
Somebody talked about weather. I know all about the weather. You do. What’s the weather? Weather or weather?

Natty Bumpercar 3:53
When trunks Hi, trunks, how are you? You’re from the pig and Val’s show, are

you Oh, yeah, yeah, you know, I’m just a little elephant who loves the weather and it’s really cold out today. You know, we could have some precipitation or something like that, I suppose. Okay, little

for sips print. Person petition precipitation per per precipitation per

super station. You know how it works. A little flurries? Little law. You know, little little sleep little sleep will slow so first of all Sluss snow snow. Alright, little sweet little snow. All right. Sounds like a mixed bag.

Aloysius J. Pig 4:43
Bumpercar What’s going on? Are you doing kiddo? Hey, my man trunk. Hey, everybody. It’s Mike. Hey, everybody, man, trunks. Everybody. It’s my man, Trunks elephant who loves the weather. I really I really do. love the weather everybody and on that note I’ve got to go back to my

Natty Bumpercar 5:05
Nebulon 540 to look at the clouds and see what kind of things we have in store

well thanks for stopping by drunk so it’s very nice of you a wintry mix that’s what I was trying to think he’s already gone okay well wintry mix that’s when it’s like snowing and sleeting and kind of raining at all at the same to wintry mix it’s like they can’t decide if it wants what it wants to do and what it wants to be. Hey pig how are you? What are you up to?

Aloysius J. Pig 5:35
Well I’m starting a drive I’m starting a thing to see if we can get electric blankets to for everyone to wear out here in the in the in the bond because it’s really this is this is obscene how cold it is in here. This is not how people should like this is not a working environment. This is a does a lot of things that are against rules. I feel regulations. I feel like there’s a lot of stuff right now that’s happening. That is not I can’t feel my thumbs. Okay, I didn’t even know I had dumbs being a pig you understand? But I can’t if I am looking at my little hope. And I don’t seem to have

Natty Bumpercar 6:19
Yeah, no, it’s I mean I agree it’s it’s it’s obscene Lee cold out here. And I That’s great work on the blankets. I think that’ll work out well, because we have a few little heaters out here. And they don’t seem to do anything. Like I’m standing a foot and a half away from a heater. And it’s on I can see a little red light. I can see stuff moving but it’s not doing anything at all. So it’s just kind of blowing cold air at me which is no no no what I need it and I can I do the joke. What? Yeah, sure. You know the joke. Which one? I don’t know. Normally when Bob pika is in a room, there’s just a lot of hot air around.

Aloysius J. Pig 7:01
Okay, because it is a lot of hot air hot air. I don’t. Why do they call it that? Like why? Like, oh, he’s a lot of hot air? I don’t understand. That’s a good question. I

Natty Bumpercar 7:11
don’t know. I mean, I’ve always heard that that it’s like, hot air. But I don’t know the the roots, the etymology, the beginning of that maybe somebody if somebody out there in the world wants to let us know. We would very much appreciate it. Where does the phrase hot air come from? When speaking of someone jibber jabbering, I guess is that what they’re doing? They’re jibber jabbering, I don’t even know. Ah, oh, man. I’m trying to think of what other oh, here’s a really cool thing that I completely forgot about. So there’s a town next to the town that I live in. And they have, they’re starting something. It’s called Radio Free Montclair. And that’s the name of the town Montclair. And I’ve been talking to them and working with them a little bit to figure out how we can help them out and how maybe we can start putting shows like this show on their on their platform?

Aloysius J. Pig 8:07
I don’t know. So it’s a new thing. And they want to put this on there. So they must be pretty desperate if they I mean, like, like, we don’t have anything at all. Like they could put the sound of a fan blowing hot air and

Natty Bumpercar 8:22
out there calling you Well, no, I think that they’re looking for content. And we, if nothing else, we certainly make content all the time. Not. We’re supposed to be a weekly show. And I don’t know what’s what’s happening with that the calendar has become very confused, I think because I really lost track of days. Like, there’s days where there’s so long that I wake up and I feel like it’s one day. And then halfway through the day, I feel like it’s another day and then by the night, I’m just like, I don’t know what time it is. Like, I just I don’t know. And so we need to figure out doing this show weekly. Because that’s important, right? Yeah. And then there’s where’s it cuz there’s another thing that we’re working on too. We’re doing a lot of stuff.

Aloysius J. Pig 9:09
What? What are you talking about? You’re talking about the the artists, the artists, artists aren’t allowed to say artists Alliance. Are you talking about? What is it verbal view? RBL because we’re on that platform now to it. It’s really it’s a lot of things. Yeah. So

Natty Bumpercar 9:28
verbal view. We view rbl.com is like a podcasting platform. But we’re a brand ambassador. I don’t know what that means. But we’re doing it and then the artists Alliance that’s a fun thing we’re doing in our town where we’re actually trying to bring arts to our little town so I mean, there’s those things there’s yummy are still there’s the caffeinated open mic over at Cedar beans. There’s there’s a lot

of stuff. We try real hard I

Aloysius J. Pig 9:55
would very much appreciate it if if you try really hard to never Do a weird singing break like that? That was out of nowhere. I almost ran out of the room. The Bubba podcast room that is

Outro 10:20
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