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[av_toggle_container faq_markup=’faq_markup’ initial=’0′ mode=’accordion’ sort=” styling=” colors=” font_color=” background_color=” border_color=” toggle_icon_color=” colors_current=” font_color_current=” toggle_icon_color_current=” background_current=” background_color_current=” background_gradient_current_direction=’vertical’ background_gradient_current_color1=” background_gradient_current_color2=” background_gradient_current_color3=” hover_colors=” hover_font_color=” hover_background_color=” hover_toggle_icon_color=” size-toggle=” av-medium-font-size-toggle=” av-small-font-size-toggle=” av-mini-font-size-toggle=” size-content=” av-medium-font-size-content=” av-small-font-size-content=” av-mini-font-size-content=” heading_tag=” heading_class=” alb_description=” id=” custom_class=” template_class=” av_uid=’av-l60ubls9′ sc_version=’1.0′ admin_preview_bg=”] [av_toggle title=’Show Transcript:’ tags=” custom_id=” av_uid=’av-l60ub4u4′ sc_version=’1.0′] Natty Bumpercar 0:04 I want to say hello to all my guides all my girls and all my non binary pals. This is the bumper pod guys broadcasting live from the surface of the sun, because that’s just how hot it is. Right? Aloysius J. Pig 0:26 I actually gave you $10 If you can maintain that Natty Bumpercar 0:31 what was that? What does something just fell and I don’t know what it was but it was big I am so sorry. I hope I didn’t hurt your ears. Hi. Aloysius J. Pig 0:41 This is lost the voice you lost a voice Natty Bumpercar 0:44 Yeah, okay, I lost the voice Fine. Fine. Fine. Aloysius J. Pig 0:46 Yeah. All this is not a safe work environment. I’m not sure how I needed to talk to. But I mean, we got that something fell off the shelf and it was it was lot Rufus T. Rufus 0:58 I just heard a commotion in here ever whatever wanted me Rufus Tim Rufus. And just wondering if anyone needs in the legal action or authority to be taken charge taken a hold because I didn’t know and get injured in the calamity. Natty Bumpercar 1:19 No, no one got hurt. Just something fell off a shelf while we were recording. And it was it was loud, but I still don’t even really know what it was. But everyone’s okay, Rufus. Thanks for checking in. Well, Aloysius J. Pig 1:33 actually, I just wanted to jump in physically, obviously, I’m okay. Emotionally, I might be a little bit scarred. I might. So I’m just saying that. I don’t know if there’s any illegal legal ramifications or repercussions for something like that. But, you know, I do feel like this is going to impact me for quite some time. So roof is no sidebar. Maybe we should No, no, no, no, no, Natty Bumpercar 2:03 you don’t need to talk to Rufus. Everything’s fine reversed. You can you can skidooed or Skadoodle or skedaddle, or whatever it is you do Rufus T. Rufus 2:11 is I recently have taken to school Watlington which is your water but just scooting at the school bottle you understand but now you can’t kick me out but it’s Aloysius here he is asked me for some representation in what I can tell was a very stressful situation. What’s a Natty Bumpercar 2:31 fit? uation? Are you trying to say situation? Trying to say a situation that fits and so becomes a bit junction you see, I’m pretty sure you’re just making that up. I think you were trying to say situation and for some reason, you said fit and then you just are now trying to make it into a whole other word. Maybe just admit that you find you don’t even have to admit anything. You know what? People say things sometimes aren’t the right words. And you don’t even have to admit it. You know, I’m gonna let it fly. I’m gonna let it pass. Because we have actual things to talk about on this episode of the bumper podcast and we haven’t even gotten to anything Aloysius J. Pig 3:13 No, I think we’ve really have gotten to something is is you evidently now policing the words that are coming out of our mouths and how they are coming out of our mouths. And is this going to be a new thing? So like in the podcast, so if you’re like, Oh, I’m totes bunu then am I gonna go and look it up and be like oh, but no isn’t even really aware you know Rufus T. Rufus 3:39 I’m agreeing with Allah wishes I feel like this has become a toxic work environment will of course the come visit Google dangers No, no. And now we have this you coming in and calling us out on words that was saying and things that was saying? I don’t feel like I can perform here anymore. I don’t feel like I we belong I don’t feel like welcome and I don’t feel like I shouldn’t you know continue. Natty Bumpercar 4:10 I well. I just want to point out Rufus that you were never supposed to be on the podcast as you know a personality you are the lawyer and so you’re supposed to be more kind of back of the house like behind the scenes type of stuff. But you do seem to find your way to a microphone almost every time we record and I don’t want to say uninvited because you’re you are more than welcome to pop in and say things from time to time. But you know, I was really Aloysius is the talent. I’m just here to run the show producers over there producing Yeah, I do. And you you just come in, but you listen, you offer a very different way. What am I looking for kind of view on the world and so it’s it’s fun to have you in, but not a toxic work environment. Not a dangerous work environment. Just a podcast studio where something fell off a shelf so we’re okay natty Aloysius J. Pig 5:19 I just went and checked that whatever fell it was it was a bag and it was a bag full of money. I’m claiming it as my bag of money. I know. No. Wow, what a treat the universities have not Natty Bumpercar 5:33 well so know if there’s a bet there was a bag of money like real actual money. Rufus T. Rufus 5:40 You know, I actually I realized now that I did leave a bag of money in here in the studio. Was the bag. Brown now Aloysius J. Pig 5:51 it’s not proud. Rufus T. Rufus 5:52 Of course it wasn’t. I was just testing you to see if you knew what color the bag was is what the bag? I mean, the bag was obviously black bag, correct? Aloysius J. Pig 6:03 Yeah, the bag is not black. I’m not gonna leave like you can keep on guessing either. Natty Bumpercar 6:08 So we do we have like a lost and found is this something that we should put in? Or do we have like, is there a place where we can put up fliers and we can be like last bag found if yours? Come claim it or something like that? Well Rufus T. Rufus 6:22 hold on a second, because I seem to remember that. Maybe it was my antique bag that I left here that was polka dotted many colors on the bag. polka dotted bags. That’s the one isn’t it? Of course. Wow. Aloysius J. Pig 6:38 There’s no polka dots on the back. And you please stop trying to guess. Because we all know now that this is not your bag, and you’re just trying to get the bag because of what’s inside. Rufus T. Rufus 6:48 Do declare, I cannot believe that even my friend. I will always just J pig is turning this place into just a horrible place. Whatever the opposite of a safe place is safe space safe space. Thank you got this. That’s what this is. Natty Bumpercar 7:08 No, no, it’s not. We just don’t want to give away bags of money that were found to people who they don’t belong to. So kind of is a safe space. If you look at it that way, right. Anyway, let’s talk about can we get back into the episode or can we start the episode Producer 7:27 near? If I start the app? Are we going to start it now? We’re going to edit in clip all of this stuff out? Are we going to do the normal and just have all these jibber jabber eating up all of the time? Natty Bumpercar 7:41 Whatever is easiest for you. Honestly, I don’t I don’t want to put more burden or work onto your shoulders producer. Thank you. Aloysius J. Pig 7:48 Speaking of putting a burden on some shoulders this bag is actually pretty heavy. I don’t know how much money is in here. But it’s Wow, it is it is full of Rufus T. Rufus 8:00 dough. Yeah, obviously. I was gonna save dough. But you said it too. So now. I can’t remember what the out the bag looks like. But I do remember distinctly that it was a heavy bag that was very full of money. Maybe is that the? Is that the bag? You found? I think that might be my bag. Aloysius J. Pig 8:22 Seriously. Bumpercar I think we’re gonna have to get security to take him away because he’s being very he’s very focused on getting this bag and it’s not his bag. And we all notice and so I don’t know what to do. Am I gonna be able to make it to the parking lot safe? I don’t know. Natty Bumpercar 8:38 I don’t even know if we we don’t have security is that I don’t remember us ever having security so I can I can help you. I mean, honestly, we’re gonna put the bag into safe place and we’re gonna lock it up. See if anybody says they lost the bag. Try to get it to the rightful owner. And then we can kind of go from there. I think that’s that’s the plan. Okay. Yeah, but Aloysius J. Pig 9:02 did you did you want to look at do you wanna see should we count how much money it is? You want it? Like Should we open it? Yeah, Natty Bumpercar 9:08 I’m, I’m, I’m fine with that. Can we do it after the podcast though? Producer 9:11 Yeah, Natty. I never actually answered my question. If you wanted to start that over at the beginning or for discont I mean, you kind of said whatever is easiest on me, but I just want to kind of little more direction. If you want to start now or start at the beginning. Natty Bumpercar 9:27 I am so sorry. I forgot. Again, I think let’s just roll from here and we’ll finish the podcast out and then we can figure out whatever’s going on with this bag and honestly figure out why things are just falling off the shelves randomly. Maybe Maybe it’s it’s the heat Aloysius J. Pig 9:46 and is sow incredibly hot. I mean, I’m a pig obviously. I was walking out just from from the headquarters over here to the studio. And I smelled bacon and I was just like no What is this? This is a new what is Why does it smell like this? And then I lifted my arm up and smelled it it’s and I was just like well this is stupid it’s too hot we did we move closer to the Sun Producer 10:15 you’re now we were talking about getting the air conditioned in the studio but I don’t obviously hasn’t happened because I’m a frog and I am sweating. Have you ever seen if sweating frog is not a pretty sight? Natty Bumpercar 10:29 i Yeah, it is remarkably hot. We’re in a heat wave. Not really a fan of it. But we are in the middle of summer and we’re this hopefully I guess is going to be the hottest week I read a news report that it was like record breaking temperatures around the world. So it’s cats, you know, kind of kind of terrible. No, Rufus T. Rufus 10:50 I did look into it. And we do not have any hair conditioner but we do have a mixed judge hair shampoo and conditioner. So I mean, I could bring that over if you had out to help you guys this Aloysius J. Pig 11:04 guy even serious you saying hey, air conditioner. We’re not trying to take showers out here, bro. We’re trying to make it nice and cool and comfortable. Rufus T. Rufus 11:14 So wait, now you’re gonna start trying to listen to what I say and correct me. Yeah, this is too much too far too fast. I cannot stand Natty Bumpercar 11:24 well, to be fair, Rufus and I, I know we did have the issue earlier in the episode but you did say hair conditioner and hair shampoo when we were clearly talking about air conditioning. So it’s something we got to call that out. Right? Aloysius J. Pig 11:42 I think I had an idea. It’s we don’t have the money for air conditioning. And it’s so hot, but I did just find his bag of money. Maybe that’s Natty Bumpercar 11:53 for now that we’re not gonna we’re gonna hide it. We’re gonna lock it away. Right that’s so hot Outro 12:09 the bumper podcast is an oftentimes hilarious weekly romp with Natty Bumpercar and some of his pals. It is family friendly, clean and ridiculous. Thanks a bundle for listening. If you love our show, and you’d like to help support the podcast, check out our Patreon page at https colon forward slash forward slash www.patreon.com forward slash Natty Bumpercar also pretty please subscribe wherever you get your podcasts, share it with everyone everywhere. post about it on all of the social medias or leave a rating and review. The bumper podcast is produced at headquarters in coffee can alley it’s recorded mixed and produced by producer. The bumper podcast features contributions from Aloysius jpg Rufus T Rufus doodle poodle, robot trunks and a gaggle of other silly rascals. Our head talker is probably Natty Bumpercar. We also have an absurd newsletter. Check it out and subscribe at Natty bumpercar.com/subscribe Also, you can follow me on Instagram and Twitter at Natty Bumpercar Hugs and hearts See you soon. NonPro 13:29 This has been a non productive media presentation, executive producer Franco Blaue. This program and many others like it on the nonproductive network is distributed under a Creative Commons Attribution non commercial no derivatives license. Please share it but ask before trying to change it or sell it. For more information visit non dash productive.com Transcribed by https://otter.ai [/av_toggle] [/av_toggle_container]Tag: music
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Bumperpodcast #418 – Season 2 – Hot Money Bag
There is a crash, and a heat wave. Who knows if and how those things are related … The Bumperpodcast with Natty Bumpercar is an oftentimes hilarious weekly romp around Headquarters, in Coffee-Can Alley, with Natty Bumpercar and his entire gaggle of pals! You should send us an email to bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com. We’re here and we’re listening! Go like our Facebook page (https://www.facebook.com/TheBumperpodcast/)!! Also, The Bumperpodcast can now be found on the https://non-productive.com/ network. Yay!!!! Also, also, we have a Patreon page now!!! https://www.patreon.com/nattybumpercar Another story about saving baby animals! A feel good story! Previous episode! -

Bumperpodcast #416 – Season 2 – Interview
Not to excite you too much, but Pig is finally back at it with his stellar interviewing. Or is he?!?The Bumperpodcast with Natty Bumpercar is an oftentimes hilarious weekly romp around Headquarters, in Coffee-Can Alley, with Natty Bumpercar and his entire gaggle of pals!
You should send us an email to bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com. We’re here and we’re listening!
Go like our Facebook page (https://www.facebook.com/TheBumperpodcast/)!! Also, The Bumperpodcast can now be found on the https://non-productive.com/ network. Yay!!!! Also, also, we have a Patreon page now!!! https://www.patreon.com/nattybumpercar Another story about saving baby animals! A feel good story! Previous episode!
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[av_toggle_container faq_markup=” initial=’0′ mode=’accordion’ sort=” styling=” colors=” font_color=” background_color=” border_color=” toggle_icon_color=” colors_current=” font_color_current=” toggle_icon_color_current=” background_current=” background_color_current=” background_gradient_current_direction=’vertical’ background_gradient_current_color1=” background_gradient_current_color2=” background_gradient_current_color3=” hover_colors=” hover_font_color=” hover_background_color=” hover_toggle_icon_color=” size-toggle=” av-medium-font-size-toggle=” av-small-font-size-toggle=” av-mini-font-size-toggle=” size-content=” av-medium-font-size-content=” av-small-font-size-content=” av-mini-font-size-content=” heading_tag=” heading_class=” alb_description=” id=” custom_class=” template_class=” av_uid=’av-l4u0pf16′ sc_version=’1.0′ admin_preview_bg=”] [av_toggle title=’Show Transcript:’ tags=” custom_id=” av_uid=’av-l4u0pdla’ sc_version=’1.0′] Natty Bumpercar 0:04 boy oh boy oh boy. Hi, everybody, it’s me Natty Bumpercar And this is the bumper podcast. Now, you might be wondering, why are you so excited Natty? What can possibly be so great that you’re so excited? Well, we decided that we’re going to bring back a cool new segment here on the bumper podcast, with our pow Aloysius J pig. It’s called pig interviews. And so without further ado, I’m gonna Aloysius J. Pig 0:34 Hey, Natty. What did we do? What are you doing? I do want an intro for the pig interviews thing. Natty Bumpercar 0:38 Yeah, I’m super excited. Like, we haven’t done an interview and so long like, and people used to love those. And we did the interviews and so I’m, Aloysius J. Pig 0:47 I’m super excited. Yeah, excitement might be a little bit premature, as they say in the business. As I know, we talked about doing an interview, but I actually don’t have any kind of interview set up. We we never actually did that. Oh, Natty Bumpercar 1:03 wait, but I thought we talked about doing it. And I figured that since it’s your second segment that you were just gonna go and like find somebody to interview and, and do it. Like, you set everything up. Aloysius J. Pig 1:15 I we’ve known each other for a long time. Now, I think and I think it’s, it’s very presumptuous of you to assume that I’m going to discuss, we kind of talk about something that I’m then going to just get up and go do it. Like, you know, I need I need a list. It’s a bullet point or something No, like an actual call to action or something. But But I Natty Bumpercar 1:39 I don’t want to waste the podcast on this. But we had a meeting. And everybody was like, you know, how can I be more involved and producer we talked to him about what he can do. Which was I think, like make new music beds because this was getting kind of old. We talked to Rufus about I don’t remember what I talked to him about honestly, but we talked to you about we talked to do to poodle about making new artwork for every episode. And but we talked to you and we said okay, pig, you want to thing you had this pig interviews and just go go and do that again. And I did you did you did you need more? Like, like, yeah, like I said, Aloysius J. Pig 2:15 I wanted I wanted some bullet points. You know, I mean, I work off of lists, and I work off of bullet points. So if you could just put that into bullet points and I think I would very much appreciate it and then I could be up be out on my way out my business and Natty Bumpercar 2:30 whatnot. Okay, cool. So here’s your bullet list. Ready? Go do an interview. That’s it. Bullet go do an interview Aloysius. That’s, that’s that’s your list. Really. If you want me to break it down, find someone to interview and then interview them. That’s really it’s all you have to do. And then we will put the segment pig interviews back into the show. Is that okay? I sound mad. I think I sound Do I sound angry? Rufus T. Rufus 3:00 Me Rufus. Rufus. I just heard there’s an argument going on in here and I just wanted to make sure everything was okay. You know, as the resident lawyer and also sometimes the HR department, I like to stay on top of things tipped up things and I’m trying to make sure that everything is smooth like butter. So Is everything okay? Aloysius J. Pig 3:21 Yeah, no, it’s so it’s not okay. Cuz Bumpercar Over there. He evidently we had some meeting and I mean, I don’t know, you know, we have all these meetings. It’s always like, Oh, look at my schedule. It’s like, oh, we have a meeting. Oh, we have another meeting. Meeting. The meeting. I have an email about the meeting about the minutes too many meetings. So I kind of might maybe I zoned out. I don’t know. I don’t remember. But evidently, he’s expecting me to interview here today. And I ain’t got one so and he’s all you know, he’s all up in arms about it. And I don’t know what to do. Well, yeah, I’m Natty Bumpercar 3:52 frustrated. But I don’t want to make the whole show about this. So we’re just going to move on. We’re not going to have an interview. And that’s fine. It’s we’ll just talk about something else. I’m gonna have any ideas? Yeah, I Rufus T. Rufus 4:05 got me an idea. It’s gonna make everybody happy. Aloysius, you’re gonna get your interview. And Nana you’re going to you’re going to be able to calm down a bit. Why don’t Natty Bumpercar 4:18 we’re not going to interview you Rufus. Absolutely not. That’s not it. No, absolutely Rufus T. Rufus 4:22 not. I wasn’t saying that. What I was saying was, you know, I’ve got an idea. Why don’t you interview one of your children bumper car? Aloysius J. Pig 4:31 Are they still around? Are they still okay? I’m fine with that if that’s what we want to do. Go bumpy go rascal wrangler one year, kids. Let’s do this. Natty Bumpercar 4:40 Bumpy. Okay, I’ll be right back. You guys do what you will. Aloysius J. Pig 4:43 Yeah. Huh. I don’t really know what oh, hey, wait, there’s one of them. Now go grab Rufus. Go grab that one. You wait would child please come on over here. We’re Rufus T. Rufus 4:54 gonna Aloysius wants to say hi to you. Aloysius J. Pig 4:57 Okay. Hi, Al. At wacky I always forget I get you to mixed up. Which one? Which one? Are you? Are you? Are you being? Are you rice? Are you? Chicken? Are you rice? I’m very hungry evidently. Emerson 5:11 No, I’m Emerson. Aloysius J. Pig 5:13 Wait, are you serious? That’s actually your name? Emerson 5:16 Yes. Aloysius J. Pig 5:18 Great. So I guess I’m supposed to end have you weigh anything going on in the world that you get excited about? Maybe Emerson 5:27 summer? Natty Bumpercar 5:28 Hey, guys. Good. You found Emerson pig. So are you? Are you just going to talk to him? Or is that what’s going on? Aloysius J. Pig 5:34 Yep. Yeah, so you can go on about your day. Bumpercar And I’m gonna sit here and we’re gonna, I’m gonna interview with a kid you know, so we can talk about whatever we talk about, right? Yeah, that’s fine. That’s fine. Emerson if he says anything mean to you just let me know. Rufus T. Rufus 5:49 Okay, hold on a second. Yeah, that’s fine. He’s not gonna say anything mean to you? Not with I’ll stand here. I’ll be God. So I’ll protect you from this pick. Yeah, all right. Aloysius J. Pig 5:59 Yeah, it’s gonna be fine. Anyway, so you said your name was Sam or something? Emerson 6:04 Emerson? Aloysius J. Pig 6:05 That seriously? Your name? Emerson 6:07 Yes. Aloysius J. Pig 6:07 Okay. All right. I know what it does. Every time I say it. I’m just like, is that really his name? But it is so Emerson good to get to meet you. How do you spell that? Is that like, Emerson 6:20 E R? S O N? Aloysius J. Pig 6:21 e m e r s o s like a song? It is doing it don’t let me write e m e r y FQ I know. Emerson 6:31 E M E RR. Aloysius J. Pig 6:33 e m e os. That’s e n e r s o m e. S O N. Sun. The last three letters of your name is son. Who’s your brother moon? Rufus T. Rufus 6:49 Hold on Allah wishes that we talked. There was good one. No, we don’t bump a god and we’re gonna be nice to this job. Don’t Don’t be making fun of note. None of the kids. Okay, if there’s just got to be nice. Yeah. All Aloysius J. Pig 7:01 right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, fine. Okay, so and my son I’m Aloysius we’ve met before, correct? Emerson 7:09 Yes, Aloysius J. Pig 7:09 yes. Is there anything in particular that you’re excited about? Yeah. What do you any any fun things? Emerson 7:15 Summer. Aloysius J. Pig 7:16 You said it with a question mark at the end. You were like summer? Emerson 7:19 No. Aloysius J. Pig 7:22 You’re gonna do anything big this summer. Emerson 7:23 Legoland. Aloysius J. Pig 7:24 You’re gonna. What? Buy it? No, you’re gonna. You’re gonna move to Legoland bumper cars gonna be so sad. Emerson 7:32 No, no. Stay there Aloysius J. Pig 7:34 for a day. Oh, like a day trip? Emerson 7:37 Yeah. Aloysius J. Pig 7:38 Oh, that’s fun. What do you do it like a land? Did we’ll eat Legos. No. Ice cream made of Legos. Hot dogs. Hot dogs. Now, cucumbers made of Legos. Are you a vegetarian? No. It’s interesting. Okay. What about the pool? Do you go to the you like go into the pool? Emerson 8:01 Yes. Aloysius J. Pig 8:02 And what do you do they I mean, that’s that’s the basic answer. Yeah, but if you like do do run around the pool. Emerson 8:11 Yes. Aloysius J. Pig 8:12 Well, you’re not supposed to run around the pool. Isn’t that the rule? No running. No horseplay. No shenanigans. Emerson 8:19 No. Aloysius J. Pig 8:20 Do you get into shenanigans at the pool? Emerson 8:22 No. Aloysius J. Pig 8:23 Okay, well, that’s good. I was worried that you might do Can you do a game? Have you ever done a side flip? Emerson 8:32 No, but I’ve done a front flip. Aloysius J. Pig 8:34 A front flip. How’s it is so terrifying because like you’re you’re looking and you’re flipping in your eyes and you’re spinning up in the air? No. Wow. That’s very impressive. Are you going to take any any big trips this summer? Emerson 8:51 Yes. Aloysius J. Pig 8:52 Oh, well, you’re gonna go Emerson 8:53 Cape Cod. You’re not coming? Aloysius J. Pig 8:55 I can I please I know. You guys would always go there. But can this you know let me come Can I please come to the beach? I don’t want to talk to him. He’s mad at me right now because of this whole interview situation. Fine. I’ll talk to natty You got any other things you want to say on pig interviews today? Emerson 9:14 No. Aloysius J. Pig 9:15 Nothing to promote nothing to to put out there. No. Are you dropping any new albums? Emerson 9:21 No. Aloysius J. Pig 9:21 No. Okay, any? Are you doing any movies coming up? No. Does your restaurant have any cool specials that you want to promote? I don’t know. I’m just struck by man. I’m just I’m just struggling it you know? Well, listen. I want to thank you for coming by. Did you have any fun? Yes. Okay. Well, you’re you’re a man of few words. Really. This is I appreciate that. You’re succinct. That’s what they say in the business. Well, good to meet you son of Emma. And my son used to get that son of Emma. It makes you sound like you’re from Thor or something like that. Odin son. Mr. Sun, maybe maybe, okay, well, you out you run along and do all that good stuff. We’ll check you later. Okay. Emerson 10:08 Yeah, Rufus T. Rufus 10:09 well, there he was. I mean, that was a legitimate interview it went a few minutes and we really found out a lot about. He’s gonna, child is gonna go to the pool where he’s going to swim. He’s not going to engage in horseplay. He is going to break the rules of running a little bit, which we do not approve of, honestly, but hold on. It comes next. Let me yeah, we’re done. Come Natty Bumpercar 10:30 on. Come on in. Hey, hey, hey, guys. How did it go? I sent my kid just ran past me was that was a yo k was everything. Okay. You Aloysius J. Pig 10:38 know, it was good. Yeah, he was good on the microphone. He actually answered some questions. You know, it’s, what are these kids? Sometimes it’s like, yes, no, no, Natty Bumpercar 10:49 maybe it’s like, it’s like you’re you’re interviewing a scantron test or something. But that’s, you know, it’s fine. Because, you know, he seemed to enjoy it. He seemed to have fun. I don’t know whether he ran out it really? Yeah. But I mean, it wasn’t he wasn’t like running out crying or anything. So the great, awesome, so that you know what, fine, you win, Rufus. That was a great idea. We had a pig interview. And but normally, so I think let’s try to figure out some more. If there’s anybody out there who wants to be interviewed by pig and be on the bumper podcast, we’d love to have you. And, you know, if you whatever you do, if you make stuff if you don’t make stuff if you like stuff if you don’t like stuff, let us know. And and pig would love to talk to you. He’s normally an expert Interviewer I have to listen to this one at the end to see how it went. But I think it’d be fine. How did we produce it? We haven’t done that in a while. How Producer 11:43 are the levels? You know, I’m surely not evil, either child who’s kind of fired from the mic, but I think I can boost it up and I can make it work because you know what, that’s what the producer does. Make it work. Natty Bumpercar 11:55 You do get it get it. Outro 12:09 The bumper podcast is an oftentimes hilarious weekly romp with Natty Bumpercar and some of his pals. It is family friendly, clean and ridiculous. Thanks a bundle for listening. If you love our show, and you’d like to help support the podcast, check out our Patreon page at https colon forward slash forward slash www.patreon.com forward slash Natty Bumpercar also pretty please subscribe wherever you get your podcasts, share it with everyone everywhere. post about it on all of the social medias or leave a rating and review. The bumper podcast is produced at headquarters in coffee can alley it’s recorded mixed and produced by producer. The bumper podcast features contributions from Aloysius jpg Rufus T Rufus doodle poodle, robot trunks and a gaggle of other silly rascals. Our head talker is probably Natty Bumpercar. We also have an absurd newsletter. Check it out and subscribe at Natty bumpercar.com/subscribe Also, you can follow me on Instagram and Twitter at Natty Bumpercar Hugs and hearts See you soon. NonPro 13:29 This has been a non productive media presentation, executive producer Franco Blaue. 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Bumperpodcast #356 – Birthday
It’s Natty Bumpercar’s Birthday – and, he wants to celebrate it with you in the worst way – and, what is the worst way? It’s song – of course!! Ollie is here to help, and – so is a little mouse!!! Birthday!! Birthday!! Birthday!!!
The Bumperpodcast is an oftentimes hilarious weekly romp around Headquarters, in Coffee-Can Alley, with Natty Bumpercar and his entire gaggle of pals!
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About This Episode
In this special birthday episode of Bumperpodcast, Natty Bumpercar celebrates his birthday with impromptu musical performances from the entire puppet cast. Aloysious J. Pig kicks things off with memories of baby Natty, followed by Rufus T. Rufus reluctantly singing despite claiming it wasn't in his contract. Doodle Poodle joins in with his signature doodling style, mentioning a mysterious gift left on Natty's pillow. The episode features heartwarming moments as Natty receives birthday wishes and hugs from Oliver, and closes with Natty's touching birthday wish: asking listeners to go out and be kind to others as his present.
Memorable Quotes
“Oh, I remember when you was a baby then, you would cry and colic all of the time. Your diapers smelled, and we all said, well, one day you'll grow up and be just fine.”
— Aloysious J. Pig“Well, this wasn't in my contract. I didn't know I was going to have to sing, but I don't mind if I do, because my voice has a special ring.”
— Rufus T. Rufus“I want everybody to go out into the world and be nice to somebody today. If you see somebody that needs somebody to be nice to them, be nice to them.”
— Natty BumpercarTopics: #birthday #celebration #music #singing #friendship #kindness #family
Featuring: Natty Bumpercar, Aloysious J. Pig, Rufus T. Rufus, Doodle Poodle
Full Transcript
Natty Bumpercar: Hey everybody, it's me, Matty Pumpercar, and this is a super special day, and this is a super special episode, because you know what it is? It's a birthday episode, and you know whose birthday it is? It's my birthday, and I think the only way that we can do this, the only successful, awesome, cool way that we can do this, is probably through song. But don't worry, because if I do it in song, it won't take very long, because I'll forget a lot of words, and they won't always rhyme. Take it, pig.
Aloysious J. Pig: Oh, I remember when you was a baby then, you would cry and colic all of the time. Your diapers. Smelled, and we all said, well, one day you'll grow up and be just fine.
Rufus T. Rufus: Take it, Rufus. Well, this wasn't in my contract. I didn't know I was going to have to sing, but I don't mind if I do, because my voice has a special ring. And it's nice. It's Natty Bumpergar's birthday, and that is a special thing. Rufus, you didn't sound like yourself today. Yeah, I know, son. It's hard for me when I'm singing and everything. But Natty Bumpergar's birthday is the most wonderful. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Unknown: Oh, my God. I got a good one. Santaf哈哈哈 Excuse me, son.
Rufus T. Rufus: I got some contracts I gotta go sign. Doodle poodle.
Doodle Poodle: Did you have something you wanted to say Well, of course I do. Because I like to sing, and I like to draw, and I like to doodle all of the time, and I like to make sort of the funny thing is the drawings and such and whatnot, and all of the time. Waaah! And Nami, you know what? I think I made for you a special little gift. I really hope you like it. It's up on your pillow slip.
Natty Bumpercar: What are you saying, Doodle Poodle? What special gift did you leave on my pillow? And what's a pillow slip? Is that a pillow cover?
Doodle Poodle: Yeah, I don't know. I was just trying to rhyme something and I got a little confused. I'm not normally much of a singing dog at all. I'm more of a doodle dog and what not. Hey, Oliver, did you want to sing anything or are you just going to hang out and listen?
Natty Bumpercar: I think he's just going to hang out and listen today. Are you having fun listening though? He gave me a thumbs up. So it's Natty Bumperguy's birthday. Thank you to Pig and everyone. We had Aloysius songs. Oh, wait, that's Pig. Huh, how much fun. And Doodle Poodle and Rufus. Is there anyone else in the house? No, that's strange because I have in my pocket here this tiny little mouse.
Unknown: Me and Sammy are here. Ah, although they're not in a mood today to sing. Well, Chat didn't say much. They're not singing? They're not. They're laughing. I just want to say thank you hehe. But hey, hey, it's Rufus, you're a интерاج guy. Thank you to everyone in the house. It's Rufus tipo my name. And I'm part of his family. Thank you for your love and for listening.
Natty Bumpercar: levant home, though my Christmas card didn't sound too good, we mean everything. There are still luck left in this house. Well, it's the only little house we have and why are you interested in? nice of you to sing a song about me i've never met you before thanks for singing to me thanks to everyone well i remember the day i was born a hundred and so years ago and all of the puppets and all of the animals they all came out and said whoa look at that natty bumper car n a double t b-u-m-p-e-r-c-a-r it's natty bumper car n-a-t-t-y-b-u-m-p-e-r-c-a-r it's natty bumper exactly did you want to say anything what's a good thing to say to somebody on their birthday happy birthday that's a sweet thing to say what's another nice thing to say to someone on the birthday you know what i'll say to you i love you and you're awesome oh i got such a sweet hug from my ollie bean my ollie bear my ollie boo-boo cakes but listen bumper podcast just because it's my birthday here's what i want for my present from you i want everybody to go out into the world and i want everybody to be nice to somebody today maybe even multiple somebodies, especially somebodies that you don't even know. If you see somebody that needs somebody to be nice to them, be nice to them. If you see somebody that doesn't need somebody to be nice to them, be nice to them. Somebody needs help, help them, all right? Because that's how we make the world a slightly better place, even by just a little bit, even by just like one little iota, one little ounce, one little smidge, and that is what I want for my birthday. Is that a good present? You think you can get that for me for my birthday? You don't know? I think you can, because you're pretty awesome. You know who else is awesome, Bumper Podcast Coutures? You are!
Rufus T. Rufus: Bump, bump, bump, bump, birthday. It's your birthday, and I want to celebrate it in the worst way, because you're older, and you are bolder, and it's your birthday, birthday, birthday, birthday, birthday, birthday, birthday, yeah, it's your birthday,
Natty Bumpercar: and I want to celebrate it. And I'm going to celebrate it in the worst way. Yeah, we made up this fun little song for you. And we're going to sing it all day long. All day!
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Bumperpodcast #333 – Best Guest
My favorite shows are where I have a guest host – and, today is no exception. Making his way to the microphone, it’s Ollie! He asked what I was doing when I was setting up and I said ‘I’m about to make a podcast’. He ran away, and said “I’ll be right back” over his shoulder. It was adorable.
The Bumperpodcast is an oftentimes hilarious weekly romp around Headquarters, in Coffee-Can Alley, with Natty Bumpercar and his entire gaggle of pals!
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About This Episode
In this charming episode of Bumperpodcast, Natty Bumpercar is joined by his five-year-old guest Oliver for a delightfully chaotic conversation. Oliver attempts to perform his original song about animals and dinosaurs, revealing that hippos and owls are his favorite creatures. The duo discusses swimming achievements, with Oliver practicing dives at the pool while Natty acts as his tugboat. They share silly jokes, talk about petting baby ducks and rabbits, and do some creative math. The episode showcases the spontaneous, improvisational humor that comes from conversations with young children, complete with lightsaber interruptions and plenty of tangents.
Memorable Quotes
“Animals are my favorite, animals are my favorite, dinosaurs, and so are dinosaurs my favorite. Oh, I forget.”
— Oliver
“I think when you're 85 you're gonna have to sit in the middle of the pool and help me get to the side.”
— Natty Bumpercar
“What did the monkey say to the banana? You're appealing! Does that make sense because you peel a banana?”
— Natty Bumpercar
Topics: #animals #music #swimming #childhood #family #jokes #summeractivities #dinosaurs
Featuring: Natty Bumpercar, Oliver (guest)
Full Transcript
Natty Bumpercar: oh hey bumper podcast it's me natty bumper car and i believe that there's a little mouse in my
Oliver (guest): studio are you a little mouse no i'm a human a human what a human five-year-old i'm a human
Natty Bumpercar: five-year-old i was going for like human being you know what a human being is what you you're a human being isn't that a funny thing you know what sometimes people say you should be a human doing not just a human being does that make any sense yeah what does it mean i don't know it means you should be doing stuff not just being you know you're not just taking up space on the planet and air for everybody else to breathe you got to be doing stuff man are you ever doing stuff yeah
Oliver (guest): like what do you do i don't know i think i forget you forget
Natty Bumpercar: well let's do this let's introduce you who are you anyway oliver hi oliver it's so nice to see you today glug glug glug glug glug um what were you playing with recently i don't know you don't remember you're just upstairs i thought you had a whole world going on weren't there some firemen yes and some animals yes i asked you yesterday we were talking to somebody and i said hey ollie can you sing your song and you were like what song i forget you still forget yes that's so sad so ollie used to sing this cool song that he made up that i loved to pieces and it was called uh what
Oliver (guest): was it called i love animals and dinosaurs and animals and any animals in the world in the whole
Natty Bumpercar: world yeah that wasn't the name was it the name of the song it's a really long name for a song
Oliver (guest): You say, some other animals, and then at the end, you say all the animals.
Natty Bumpercar: And you, do you, okay, so now that you've figured it out, now that you've got it in your head, do you think you can, I don't know, maybe sing a version of it for us?
Unknown: Okay.
Natty Bumpercar: Okay, ready? I'm gonna, I'm gonna go, like, just like in song practice. One, and a two, and a?
Oliver (guest): Um, animals are my favorite, animals are my favorite, dinosaurs, and so are dinosaurs my favorite. Oh, I forget.
Natty Bumpercar: I think, okay, I know where you got confused there. That's pretty confusing. But it was like, animals are my favorite, animals are my favorite, animals are my favorite, and so are dinosaurs.
Oliver (guest): No, you only say, animals are my favorite. Two. Sometimes, and, dinosaurs are my favorite two times, and farm animals are my favorite two times.
Natty Bumpercar: What about, you used to say, uh, and so are fishies, and so are whales, yaddle.
Oliver (guest): Yeah, that's what I do after I say my two favoritest.
Natty Bumpercar: What is your mostest favoritestestestestest?
Oliver (guest): Hippos and owls.
Natty Bumpercar: Aw, hippos and owls are cute. I think I used to have a drawing or a painting that had a hippopotamus. Oh no, it was a rhino. rhinoceros but he had a little bird on his back it was a red bird so maybe should I try to find or make a drawing with a hippo and an owl yeah would that be your favorite a colorful owl like what a rainbow owl yeah rainbow owls come out during the day did you know that all the other owls they they sleep
Oliver (guest): during the day yeah are you so smart yes are you too smart I think you do
Natty Bumpercar: though I think if you thought about it it's 100 plus 100 is something creeping me out what that's creepy what bubbles what are you talking what do you know I'm it's moving by itself yes a lightsaber not a not bubbles at all I don't even know he was touching it I don't think it was moving was it was it really don't hit me in the nose so what just happened was we were doing a little basic math not even basic math but we were doing a little basic math but we were doing a little basic math I guess because it's a hundred oh well let's just to go back to that just to circle back for a second so 100 plus 100 is look how many look look look at my fingers oh you broke it oh one look 100 hey I'll fix it later it's actually these don't really fix very well oh maybe we'll put some tape on it I'll put some tape on it okay so but look at my fingers ready 100 plus 100 is boom BAM good job oh but you still remembered us that's pretty cool
Oliver (guest): too what tricks do you have tricks yeah what kind of tricks do you have okay what
Natty Bumpercar: part of that was a trick were you tricking him into giving you the answer yes look at her hands we're gonna see who wins
Oliver (guest): let's just say this is chocolate she left it in the grown-up no more tricks man okay what are you learning to do with the pool you can dive it's hard
Natty Bumpercar: right but are you is it are you scared at all or I'm not this kid up big you know you're not scared of the big diving board yeah because you're there oh ollie that was unintentionally sweet what you just did cuz so what I do is I swim into the middle of the pool because the big diving board it puts you out in the middle of the pool and then Ollie can swim the whole way across but sometimes he gets a little bit tired and sometimes the shock of his dive or dive in quotes knocks the wind out of him and so I have to ferry him to the side I'm like a tugboat for you right I'm like a tugboat and you're like a tugboat and you're like a tugboat and I'm like a tugboat and you're like a big boat in the harbor. And I have to go. Have you ever managed to swim all the
Oliver (guest): way to the bottom of the pool? I tried. Did you make it? No but didn't we try it
Natty Bumpercar: the other day? Yeah. Remember I sank all the way to the bottom and I was sitting on the bottom of the pool? Yeah. And then you had your goggles on and you looked down under and then you tried to come down but you couldn't make it. And then we tried what was it you were in front of me and we both tried to go down and you were like nope nope nope and so you went back up and then you held on to my back and you were gonna try it one more time but we didn't quite make it. It's okay we'll get there it's a deep deep pool it's like 11 it's over 11 feet deep.
Oliver (guest): I think when I'm as old as you I can do that. Wait when you're as old as
Natty Bumpercar: me let me think how old are you now? Five. So that will be in 40 years. You know how old I'll be? What? 40 plus 45 I will be 85 years old. That's even older than Gigi and Pop-Up right now. Oh my gosh. So old. Will you still hang out and do podcasts with me when I'm 85? Yes. Thank goodness. I think if when I'm 85 you're gonna have to sit in the middle of the pool and help me get to the side. Will you do that for me? I appreciate it. Thank you very much. Because I'm gonna be too old. I'm gonna be too tired. I'm gonna be like I can't make it. I don't think I can make it. I'm gonna sound like a I'm gonna sound like Gandalf. Somebody come and help me. I'm a wizard. You're a wizard Harry. Oh that's actually Dumbledore. So what else is going on this summer? You got any big fun plans?
Oliver (guest): Oh what did you pet the other day? A duck. You pet a, was it a baby duck? Yes and a rabbit. I pet all. I pet a lot of animals. Did they say thank you when you pet them? No they just stayed where they were. And said they just didn't do nothing.
Natty Bumpercar: They didn't, the duck wasn't like thank you. And what did the bunny rabbit, what would he say?
Unknown: No they just said. Bip, beep beep. Beep. Beep. Beep, beep, beep.
Natty Bumpercar: Beep, beep, beep, beep. Really? No I think he would say, wait how do bunnies talk? What do they sound like? Beep, beep, beep. Beep, beep, beep. Beep, beep. Do you like that book that I read to you? Miffy is a Bunny? Yeah. Miffy is a Bunny. Miffy is a bunny artist. Or I forget how it goes. Uh your friend I don't know if you do you even remember? Nicole gave that to us a long time ago she lives in Baltimore uh-oh listen bumper podcast we have lost Ollie he is on the floor he is gone he is done with these stories he is done with me asking him questions but uh wait you can still hear oh that's he's got headphones on that's why he's he's still engaged uh so anyway I'm Natty we've had a fun week nothing super exciting just a lot of shows oh yeah now you done you can stick around because when you scream goodbye people
Oliver (guest): assume that you're actually leaving but that's you can stick around um that was another that
Natty Bumpercar: was a joke man you're full of jokes who knew are you full of magic full of tricks yeah I'm full of uh I'm full of I'm full of
Unknown: glitter and silliness and comedy I'm full of comedy yeah hey kid look at me I got a joke for you want to hear it yeah what did the dump truck say when he went down the road what he was all like oh who threw away these nails ow now ow ow ow ow I don't know if that was funny but I
Natty Bumpercar: appreciate it hey what did the butter say to the bread slide on over here that's kind of fun that's kind of weird uh oh what did the monkey say to the banana I don't know you're appealing does that make sense because you peel a banana that's the only one of those three that made any sense by the way those are uh terrible off the top of my head jokes uh next week no next week in two weeks never mind you don't care we're gonna be on Cape Cod pretty soon and it's gonna be amazing right yeah yeah all right well you want to say goodbye to everybody say one two three
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