Bumperpodcast #356 – Birthday

Natty Bumpercar: Hey everybody, it's me, Matty Pumpercar, and this is a super special day, and this is a super special episode, because you know what it is? It's a birthday episode, and you know whose birthday it is? It's my birthday, and I think the only way that we can do this, the only successful, awesome, cool way that we can do this, is probably through song. But don't worry, because if I do it in song, it won't take very long, because I'll forget a lot of words, and they won't always rhyme. Take it, pig.

Aloysious J. Pig: Oh, I remember when you was a baby then, you would cry and colic all of the time. Your diapers. Smelled, and we all said, well, one day you'll grow up and be just fine.

Rufus T. Rufus: Take it, Rufus. Well, this wasn't in my contract. I didn't know I was going to have to sing, but I don't mind if I do, because my voice has a special ring. And it's nice. It's Natty Bumpergar's birthday, and that is a special thing. Rufus, you didn't sound like yourself today. Yeah, I know, son. It's hard for me when I'm singing and everything. But Natty Bumpergar's birthday is the most wonderful. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Unknown: Oh, my God. I got a good one. Santaf哈哈哈 Excuse me, son.

Rufus T. Rufus: I got some contracts I gotta go sign. Doodle poodle.

Doodle Poodle: Did you have something you wanted to say Well, of course I do. Because I like to sing, and I like to draw, and I like to doodle all of the time, and I like to make sort of the funny thing is the drawings and such and whatnot, and all of the time. Waaah! And Nami, you know what? I think I made for you a special little gift. I really hope you like it. It's up on your pillow slip.

Natty Bumpercar: What are you saying, Doodle Poodle? What special gift did you leave on my pillow? And what's a pillow slip? Is that a pillow cover?

Doodle Poodle: Yeah, I don't know. I was just trying to rhyme something and I got a little confused. I'm not normally much of a singing dog at all. I'm more of a doodle dog and what not. Hey, Oliver, did you want to sing anything or are you just going to hang out and listen?

Natty Bumpercar: I think he's just going to hang out and listen today. Are you having fun listening though? He gave me a thumbs up. So it's Natty Bumperguy's birthday. Thank you to Pig and everyone. We had Aloysius songs. Oh, wait, that's Pig. Huh, how much fun. And Doodle Poodle and Rufus. Is there anyone else in the house? No, that's strange because I have in my pocket here this tiny little mouse.

Unknown: Me and Sammy are here. Ah, although they're not in a mood today to sing. Well, Chat didn't say much. They're not singing? They're not. They're laughing. I just want to say thank you hehe. But hey, hey, it's Rufus, you're a интерاج guy. Thank you to everyone in the house. It's Rufus tipo my name. And I'm part of his family. Thank you for your love and for listening.

Natty Bumpercar: levant home, though my Christmas card didn't sound too good, we mean everything. There are still luck left in this house. Well, it's the only little house we have and why are you interested in? nice of you to sing a song about me i've never met you before thanks for singing to me thanks to everyone well i remember the day i was born a hundred and so years ago and all of the puppets and all of the animals they all came out and said whoa look at that natty bumper car n a double t b-u-m-p-e-r-c-a-r it's natty bumper car n-a-t-t-y-b-u-m-p-e-r-c-a-r it's natty bumper exactly did you want to say anything what's a good thing to say to somebody on their birthday happy birthday that's a sweet thing to say what's another nice thing to say to someone on the birthday you know what i'll say to you i love you and you're awesome oh i got such a sweet hug from my ollie bean my ollie bear my ollie boo-boo cakes but listen bumper podcast just because it's my birthday here's what i want for my present from you i want everybody to go out into the world and i want everybody to be nice to somebody today maybe even multiple somebodies, especially somebodies that you don't even know. If you see somebody that needs somebody to be nice to them, be nice to them. If you see somebody that doesn't need somebody to be nice to them, be nice to them. Somebody needs help, help them, all right? Because that's how we make the world a slightly better place, even by just a little bit, even by just like one little iota, one little ounce, one little smidge, and that is what I want for my birthday. Is that a good present? You think you can get that for me for my birthday? You don't know? I think you can, because you're pretty awesome. You know who else is awesome, Bumper Podcast Coutures? You are!

Rufus T. Rufus: Bump, bump, bump, bump, birthday. It's your birthday, and I want to celebrate it in the worst way, because you're older, and you are bolder, and it's your birthday, birthday, birthday, birthday, birthday, birthday, birthday, yeah, it's your birthday,

Natty Bumpercar: and I want to celebrate it. And I'm going to celebrate it in the worst way. Yeah, we made up this fun little song for you. And we're going to sing it all day long. All day!

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