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  • Bumperpodcast #432 – Season 3 – Birthday

    Bumperpodcast #432 – Season 3 – Birthday

    The Bumperpodcast is an uproarious improvised comedy podcast set in the zany town of Coffee-Can Alley. In the episode titled “Birthday,” the gang, including Rufus T. Rufus, Producer, and Aloysius J. Pig, gathers to forget Natty’s birthday with a delightful twist: they break into song! Prepare to be entertained as the characters belt out a medley of catchy tunes that will have you tapping your feet and laughing along.

    In addition to the musical festivities, listeners also get an intriguing update from the enigmatic Private Eye. With their signature blend of humor and mystery, the gang unravels the latest developments in Private Eye’s adventures. This episode of the Bumperpodcast promises a rollicking good time as you join in the birthday celebration and uncover the secrets that unfold in Coffee-Can Alley. Tune in for a hilarious and melodious journey that will leave you wanting more!

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    About This Episode

    In this musical episode of the Bumperpodcast, Aloysious J. Pig and Rufus T. Rufus attempt to rap and freestyle over beats with hilariously awkward results. The pig lawyer worries about "killing the beat" affecting his legal career, while the duo creates the nonsensical song "Buh-buh-lah-buh-lah." Meanwhile, host Natty Bumpercar has been stuck in a corner the whole time, crying because it's his birthday and he still doesn't have the podcast equipment back. The gang discovers their private investigator has been pretending to be a voicemail system and has actually had their equipment for weeks. Will they finally get their podcasting gear back and throw Natty a proper birthday celebration?

    Memorable Quotes

    “I'm pretty sure somebody's going to sue you for killing this beat.”

    — Rufus T. Rufus

    “I don't need that on my record because I don't want to get in trouble, you know, as a lawyer. If I start killing things, I'm not going to be able to be a lawyer no more.”

    — Aloysious J. Pig

    “It's my birthday. And I was hoping to have the podcast equipment back, because I'm sick of this whole not having a podcast thing.”

    — Natty Bumpercar

    Topics: #music #rapping #birthday #privateinvestigator #podcastequipment #dancing #friendship #comedy

    Featuring: Aloysious J. Pig, Rufus T. Rufus, Natty Bumpercar, Producer

    Full Transcript

    Aloysious J. Pig: Oh! Fun music! I like this a lot. Great job, producer. I skip to my loop cause that's what I like to do. I'm up and down and all around. I move over here and I move over there and I do a little dance. Do a little dance. I do a little dance. I'm singing this song. Okay. I'm singing along. No. No. Please stop. It's not good. Come on. You know I don't know what I'm doing here. I'm a lawyer. Well, it's a good thing you're a lawyer because I'm pretty sure somebody's

    Rufus T. Rufus: going to sue you for killing this beat. Sorry, everybody. Should I keep recording or should I stop the music? What are we trying to do here? Because we started out pretty good, I thought, but then we didn't. A couple of seconds. This probably wasn't so great. I'm not pointing any fingers because everybody's trying, but…

    Aloysious J. Pig: Now, hold on. Can you cut that music? Can you cut it? Is that something? That's what they say. Can you cut it? Cut that music? Because I need to have a question or something. Can you please cut the music?

    Rufus T. Rufus: Okay. Here you go. The music has been cut. What do you want to say?

    Aloysious J. Pig: Well, first of all, I want to say, thank you very much, producer, for doing such great producing, cutting that music. You know, I took your second, but, you know, I understand there's a lot of buttons and knobs you got over there behind the board, but also, I wanted to bring it back to a little something that Aloysius just said. What was it? The up and down and all around dance, whatever thing like that? Nope. That's not it. Actually, I don't go. I don't go up or down. I just kind of stand there and I bob and I weave, but I make it look like I'm going up and down. You know, you're an excellent dancer. Everybody, I think everybody would agree. Now, but what I wanted to actually refer to is there's a point back there where you said that I killed the beat. Now, I don't need that on my record because I don't want to get in trouble, you know, as a lawyer. If I start killing things, I'm not going to be able to be a lawyer no more. This is my career. This is my calling. This is my path in life. And so if I am, you need to tell me if I've done something wrong because I need to abdicate it. All right. Got the music back. Let's see if we can do it this way. One, two, one, two, three. Hello, interest. Hey, Rufus, just listen. If you step on a beat, you don't, you just shoo. I messed it up. I don't know what you're trying to do. This is harder than I thought you were. You should try again. Explain things to a beat. Yeah. But I guess I'll try again. Here we go. You did not kill the beat. The beat is the music. Yeah. Everything is okay. Yeah. You just move it or use it or do it. All of these things rhyme up and down all of the time. Do you understand what I'm saying? Yeah. Do you understand what I'm putting down? I do. I'm not actually putting anything down. Okay. I'm just saying words to the back beat. But not all of it is going to make a lot of sense. That's true. For instance. Excuse me. Yeah, I said. Oh, no. What is this? No. Buh-buh-lah-buh-lah.

    Rufus T. Rufus: I don't know what that means. This song should be called buh-buh-lah-buh-lah. Buh-buh-lah-buh-lah. Good. All times I say buh-buh-lah-buh-lah. I'm in the park, it's in the dark, and I am saying buh-buh-lah-buh-lah. Hello. Buh-buh-lah-buh-lah. Are you? Buh-buh-lah-buh-lah. I didn't even know that I was meant to be in this song. Buh-buh-lah-buh-lah. Buh-buh-lah-buh-lah. Buh-buh-lah-buh-lah.

    Aloysious J. Pig: Okay, I feel like I finally understand. All I gotta do is stand up here and listen to the music and see if I can make things that go with the drums. Okay. Let's see. Ho hum diddly dum. That's all I got. Okay. Down the street. What rhymes with street? Feet. Feet. Feet. My feet. There you go. There we go. I got it. I'm cutting the groove. Okay. But I'm not really cutting the groove. You're not cutting nothing. Because it's a musical term. Yeah. That was, you know, I'm not gonna, that was much better. That was honestly for not much, from where we were. All right, producer, you can go ahead and I think we're gonna drop the beat right here.

    Rufus T. Rufus: Go. Okay. So the beat has been dropped, but it's a little bit too quiet for me. If you don't mind, I'm just gonna put it a little back around the music on. There you go. It's a little bit calmer. We can, you know, figure this whole thing out, all right?

    Aloysious J. Pig: Yeah, that's a good idea, producer. I don't like it when there's no backing music, because I kind of, at that point, I'm just sitting there with my, uh, thoughts. And that's the last thing I want to do, if I'm to be honest. Like, the music, at least let it distracts me a little bit, you know? I feel like people should just have a little, some sort of music that they can just walk around the world with. I don't know how we would accomplish that or how we would manage it, but let's say I'm walking through the flea market or wherever I am, and I'm looking at things, and it's just too much noise. People are talking to me. And maybe I just want to have a little something where I can listen to, you know, I can cut out the rest of the noise, and I can just bop along to this and look at, oh, what do we have here? Is this an old robot? How much you want for it, you know? Oh, hold on. What's this? Is that a, is that a jar full of buttons? All right. All right. What are we doing? What's happening? You know, it's just a much more pleasant experience, in my opinion. Rufus? I am H.O. I, in my humble opinion. I got it. I got it. Um. Oh. What is, what is that noise? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. De Willis. Did someone step on a goose or something? Hold on a second.

    Rufus T. Rufus: I think I found, let me look, let me look around here and see, OK. It's Natty. It's Natty. He's seems like he's caught up in the corner, here.

    Aloysious J. Pig: Yeah. Wait. Natty? Bumper car? I thought. Wait a minute. He wasn't here the whole time? I, I was kind of wondering why everything seemed to be going so smoothly. Like every, everything seemed, everything was, uh, very en bloi.

    Rufus T. Rufus: Yeah, I'm not going to agree or disagree, but I totally agree that everything seemed They go pretty easily today. Hey, Natty. What? Natty, come on. I don't want it. Come on. I don't want it. Come on, little Nat. Get over here. Let's see what's going on, okay?

    Natty Bumpercar: It's my birthday. Okay. And I was hoping to have the podcast equipment back, because I'm sick of this whole not having a podcast thing. And I can't help my queer mood.

    Aloysious J. Pig: Okay, you can stop talking. Just take a few breaths. Quick huddle over here, guys. Yeah, I thought we'd kind of given up on the podcast at this point. I mean, I never saw us getting that equipment back from whatever Sir Reginald, I guess his name was. You know, I thought we were just going to start hanging out and being conversationalists with ourselves and not having to put it out in the world like, oh, listen to us. We have a podcast. Everybody's got a podcast. Come on.

    Rufus T. Rufus: Well, yeah, well, I kind of do agree with that. I am a producer, and so I kind of, like, I really, like, you're a lawyer. I'm a producer and kind of like to do the podcast, if we could do the podcast, possibly.

    Aloysious J. Pig: Yeah, you guys are both making excellent points. Here's what I'm going to do. Really quick, I'm going to call up the private eye, see if I can get any information on this whole thing, okay? All right, let's see here. Why is it not dialing? Does anybody know how to dial? How does anyone know how to use this thing? You've got to dial. I'm going crazy. I'm actually going crazy right now. You have to dial the number. Fix it, fix it, fix it. Dial the number. You're born in a barn. No, you're born in the same hospital as you. Just how do I? Okay. All right. And let's see here. Ahem. Ready to talk. Let's go. Hi, yes, I'm trying to reach the private eye.

    Unknown: You have reached the voice message system of the private eye. I'm in a voicemail. If you would like to receive a…

    Aloysious J. Pig: I heard somebody answer.

    Unknown: …email newsletter, please press 1. This is ridiculous.

    Aloysious J. Pig: I'm on speaker. Hey, say, did you say newsletter?

    Unknown: If you are trying to pay your bill, please press 2. If you are trying to hide from the private eye, please press 3.

    Aloysious J. Pig: You guys. Those are the only options? Yes. So, I mean, like, what about find out the status of my case? No, I've been calling and calling. That should be 1-2, right?

    Natty Bumpercar: Yes, but I've been calling this. I've heard that recording so many times. Sometimes it changes a little bit. Sometimes it doesn't. But it never gives you, like, the option to talk to anybody or the option to… Like, find out where… How my case is doing that we've paid a lot of money for. We can't still… Guys, did you not even hear me?

    Rufus T. Rufus: It's my birthday. I actually did hear, but I thought kind of that this getting in touch with the private eye for the whole podcast thing, which is the thing that seemed to be making you cry, was going to be a little bit more important. But, you know…

    Aloysious J. Pig: Yeah, Nelly, I also heard, but I also agree. I mean… You're a grown man. And you're celebrating. You're crying about your birthday or something. And it made me feel, like, uncomfortable. You know, you have your emotions. You live in them. But I was just like, all right. I see he's crying. I'm just going to see if I can rectify the situation. Yeah, Nelly, happy birthday. Seriously. Super duper happy birthday. Sorry we didn't even realize that you weren't on the show. But I'm just going to call. I'm just going to call that number again to see if I can… Maybe I didn't do it right. Hold on. Okay. Like I could at this.

    Unknown: Hmm.

    Aloysious J. Pig: All right. It's ringing.

    Unknown: Okay. See? Right to the voicemail. I don't know. Same thing. The box is totally full.

    Aloysious J. Pig: No, it's totally full. No, no, that was fishy. That was fishy. Hold on. Private eye. Is this actually you pretending to be a voice service? Uh-huh. You have caught me. Caught me in my own snare.

    Unknown: Ha-ha.

    Aloysious J. Pig: Always a smart one, Aloysius. Are you kidding me? I have been calling for weeks. And it's my birthday. And where do you… Did you find our stuff? Did you find our equipment? Calm down, Natty. I found your equipment weeks ago. What? It's been in a box in the corner. That's what? I talked to Sir Reginald and he looked through it. Sorry. He said, this is a bunch of junk. He doesn't even want it. You should have called.

    Natty Bumpercar: I… I put a… But I did call. I've called several times. And evidently, that was… I was talking to you, but you were doing a silly voice, like an answering machine service. Can you please drop our equipment off or can I come and get it? Because I'm really annoyed and… Here's the thing.

    Aloysious J. Pig: I'm really annoyed, too, because you haven't paid your bill. All right. Now, that's going to be my territory, Natty. I will handle this. I will go and I will injuncture this private eye and we will get our equipment back. We are going to go the podcast next week.

    Natty Bumpercar: Oh, it's a birthday miracle. Oh! The Bumper Podcast is an oftentimes hilarious weekly romp with… Natty Bumpercar and some of his pals. It is family-friendly, clean, and ridiculous. Thanks a bundle for listening. If you love our show and you'd like to help support the podcast, check out our Patreon page at Also, pretty please subscribe wherever you get your podcasts. Share it with everyone everywhere. Post about it on all of the social medias. Or leave… A rating and review. The Bumper Podcast is produced at headquarters in Coffee Can Alley. It's recorded, mixed, and produced by a producer. The Bumper Podcast features contributions from Our head talker is probably Natty Bumpercar. We also have an absurd newsletter. Check it out and subscribe at… Also, you can follow me on Instagram and Twitter at Natty Bumpercar. Hugs and hearts. See you soon.

    Producer: This has been a non-productive media presentation. Executive producer, Frank Hablawi. This program and many others like it on the Non-Productive Network is distributed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial No Derivatives License. Please share it, but ask before trying to change it. Change it or sell it. For more information, visit non-productive.com.

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  • Bumperpodcast #427 – Season 3 – Storage Wars

    Bumperpodcast #427 – Season 3 – Storage Wars


    “Storage Wars” is a hilarious episode from the Bumperpodcast, an improvised comedy podcast set in the quirky town of Coffee-Can Alley. In this episode, a new character named Sir Reginald makes an appearance and stirs up trouble as he lays claim to the gang’s storage facility that contains all of their podcasting equipment. As the gang tries to fight back, they engage in a series of witty and zany banter that will have you laughing out loud.

    The episode also features the return of beloved characters Rufus T. Rufus and Aloysius J. Pig, who lend their unique personalities and comedic talents to the show. As the gang attempts to outsmart Sir Reginald and regain their storage facility, chaos ensues and hijinks ensue. With unpredictable twists and turns at every corner, “Storage Wars” is a must-listen for anyone looking for a good laugh. The Bumperpodcast is a show that celebrates improvisation and spontaneity, and this episode is a prime example of its comedic genius.

    You should send us an email to bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com. We’re here and we’re listening!

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    Another story about saving baby animals!

    A feel good story!

    Previous episode!


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    Sir Reginald 0:03
    Get out, get out, get out.

    Who are you? And

    why are you here? I have purchased a storage container with all of these monies. And everything that is in here is mine. Are you doing coming in trying to rifle through on my good deeds, the things that I have purchased? Who are you? And what is your business? Oh, okay.

    Natty Bumpercar 0:33
    Wow, Hi, sorry. I’m Natty Bumpercar. And this is my storage container. And I, I don’t know what’s going on because I was supposed to be paid up through the entire year. And so are you telling me that the management like sold my storage unit to to you have

    Sir Reginald 0:55
    no bearing you have no business here? I have the deed of goods, I have the deed of rent, I have the receipts right here. And so what you will do is, accept this property. Be on your way? No,

    Natty Bumpercar 1:15
    no, I’m actually no, I’m not gonna. First off. You don’t own the whole property for the storage unit building here. But also, this wasn’t, this isn’t right. We’re both gonna have to go and find like, I guess the guy who’s running the place or manager, whatever, and sort this out, because obviously, this is a huge misunderstanding. And yeah, we’re gonna figure it out. I’m not gonna get too freaked out or angry. But I am kind of frustrated right now. So hold on one second. I just have to send a quick call. And we’ll we’ll get this figured out.

    Sir Reginald 1:54
    No, I say no, I am not on your time. You are on borrowed time, even just being here. You shouldn’t be here. You do even have you walked away. He doesn’t even have a storage unit here. And the more you know how I know because it’s now my storage unit and them friend thing I see. And now many boxes, many crates. Many containers of such right goods are all mine.

    Natty Bumpercar 2:28
    I’m back. Just my friend was in the car. And oh, hey, hey, Ruth. Rufus. Please help me please. Hi. Yeah.

    Rufus T. Rufus 2:39
    It’s a lot of lows matter now. Have what is it? I was just in the car, doing my saw duco and I need to say so myself. Can you focus with the numbers? I’m more of a word. Oh, sorry. Who’s this gentleman now,

    Natty Bumpercar 2:58
    I don’t know his name, but he claims that he purchased the storage unit, which has all the equipment and everything in it. And not He’s not letting me go in. And I don’t I think it’s a misunderstanding. But I don’t I don’t I don’t really know what’s going on.

    Rufus T. Rufus 3:15
    Now. Hello. My name is Rufus T. Rufus. I’ve accidentally run out of business cards. I would of course, give you one. If you want to just jot it down though. It’s Rufus Are you f u s, and then the T you understand Rufus? Again I you asked us and I am lawyers. I’m privileged to make your acquaintance. And how can we settle this? This seems like a little bit of a

    Sir Reginald 3:51
    miscommunication perhaps we do have documentation you understand? Oh, so you’re a lawyer? Is that what I’m to understand? Oh, I’m so terrified. I’m shaking in my boots. Why don’t you just take yourself outside away from me and y’all can figure out whatever you’re going to do out there. Well hmm not he’s not very nice. Just I don’t know. Yeah, yeah. Maybe we should regroup with something outside.

    Natty Bumpercar 4:25
    I know. I think we should probably just stay here and figure this out. I don’t even know his name. i Oh, hey.

    Aloysius J. Pig 4:34
    Yeah, what’s going on? Everybody hurt pig how’s it going? What are we doing who’s this? Who’s this dude? I got I got all I got the food and the Chi waited but it didn’t all in the car. So I think if we did you get whatever you need it for the podcast and then we can go that’d be fine with me. And very interesting. You

    Sir Reginald 4:54
    have podcasting equipment in here. Well, I’m I really have struck gold. I really would have won the lotto as they say yeah, I can sell everything for 10 times the amount that I paid for this little box of stuff. Oh, I think that is what I will do.

    Aloysius J. Pig 5:19
    Okay, can somebody cuts me up on this situation and also what was with the stuff you sounded like you ran out of words is something these big box tests this guy’s hilarious Is this your new friend Natty? I don’t know. Exactly Reggie

    Rufus T. Rufus 5:35
    you seem like more of like when a roof is friends. It’s hard to be completely on now Aloysius, I appreciate that you, you know, tribute him to being one of my friend but we I just now made the acquaintance of this gentleman. And it was it was not a good meeting. It was I would go so far as to say a bad meeting. And the situation is that evidently, the storage facility has sold our our space out from under us with all of us stuff in it, you understand? And so not to came here to kind of figure out where stuff was and then he couldn’t get in because this gentleman was standing in the door and now we can catch him now.

    Natty Bumpercar 6:23
    Rufus? What just happened to your voice? It you kind of sounded a little bit. I don’t know. European kind of like that guy. Is it just from hanging out next to him that you’re starting to take on his is accent a little bit?

    Sir Reginald 6:39
    I don’t think he sounds anything like Matt’s Oh, he sounds like pollywog if I’m to be completely factual, and listen, you have no standing here. I am not friends with you. I have not met you. You are just interloping you are just in my way. And if you do not leave, I will have to call the constable and they will come in and they will take you away to switch so

    Aloysius J. Pig 7:05
    cool. Cool. Cool. I’m gonna go again. I’m gonna go to the car. Because I’m gonna I’m hungry. And that’s where the food is. But yeah, interesting little pickle. You got yourself in here again. Bumpercar. Good luck figuring it out. And you didn’t tell him about all of the s Nake s data in the storage. I can’t spell storage. Might certainly can’t spell facility.

    Sir Reginald 7:45
    Did you want to even talking about what kind of play the blather is this? You’re telling me that there are? What was this again?

    Aloysius J. Pig 7:55
    Yeah, I said Dara s. And a ke s in this? Dire edge. Fusce selati. You see what I’m doing there? Now hold on everybody.

    Rufus T. Rufus 8:14
    You could tell on me that the storage facility is full of snacks because I am hungry. And I know there’s food in the car. But if I’m here, and there are snacks right here, why not just have a taste or two? You know,

    Natty Bumpercar 8:28
    I can’t even fathom that. You’re my lawyer. No, pig, I did not tell him about the s in a kes center. loaded all through the storage facility. Of course, sure, there is some podcasting stuff that we use to make the bumper podcast and that we had to put in the storage facility because we went away for a little while. But there’s also a lot of the thing that you are mentioning. There’s not an S there. Sorry, I

    Rufus T. Rufus 9:07
    feel so smart. Don’t you think that you’ve got me over a barrel that you’re over here? Spelling all your words. I know exactly what I said. A ke I saw I went to the wall of Butan School for Young prospective gentleman and so I am sarolea Oh wow. And understanding that you’re saying that this whole facility is riving with snakes. And with that, I’m going to have to bid you adieu because I’m highly allergic to snakes. I don’t know how you found my one weakness in the world but i i relent I’m now going to rip this piece of paper up that says that I And the proper owner of the facility goes double rips can’t believe I’ve been foiled like this by a pig

    Aloysius J. Pig 10:20
    that was pretty anticlimactic you just you’re allergic to snakes you’re given up after all that you’ve been yelling at us for 10 minutes and you’re just saying goodbye i usually these things you know they can be drawn out for months like like we’re all standing here for months talking about the storage thing, but you have not he’s he’s walking away yeah. Very strange thing.

    Natty Bumpercar 10:48
    I kind of don’t believe Hold on let me look at these pieces of paper that he just hey, Rufus. Can you just try the door real quick while I’m trying to put these pieces of heat he double ripped it so that means it’s it’s serious I

    Rufus T. Rufus 11:11
    can actually hold

    Natty Bumpercar 11:12
    on No, what’s the key here? Okay, here there go description

    Rufus T. Rufus 11:19
    alright, I’ll go over and check the DOJ seems like I should be looking at the documents because I’m not really a key man you

    Aloysius J. Pig 11:33
    natty the lock evidently he locked it before he ran away and it’s a different key than the key that we have so we ain’t gotten okay to get into the once you figure out what the pieces of paper so

    Natty Bumpercar 11:47
    when I got the pieces of paper back it’s a it’s a menu for a local restaurant and that he must have just had and on it he he wrote hahaha. To the victor goes the spoils and then it says tallyho you fools and that’s it. No signature anything that’s not a contract Natty. I

    Aloysius J. Pig 12:18
    just want to point that I even serious with this. We know it’s not a contract. The man gave us a menu and then ran away with the keys to locked off we lose this time.

    Outro 12:42
    The bumper podcast is an oftentimes hilarious weekly romp with Natty Bumpercar and some of his pals. It is family friendly, clean and ridiculous. Thanks a bundle for listening. If you love our show, and you’d like to help support the podcast, check out our Patreon page at https colon forward slash forward slash www.patreon.com forward slash Natty Bumpercar also pretty please subscribe wherever you get your podcasts, share it with everyone everywhere. post about it on all of the social medias or leave a rating and review. The bumper podcast is produced at headquarters in coffee Ken alley. It’s recorded mixed and produced by producer. The bumper podcast features contributions from Aloysius jpg Rufus T Rufus doodle poodle, robot trunks and a gaggle of other silly rascals. Our head talker is probably Natty Bumpercar. We also have an absurd newsletter. Check it out and subscribe at Natty bumpercar.com/subscribe Also, you can follow me on Instagram and Twitter at Natty Bumpercar Hugs and hire. See you soon.

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  • Bumperpodcast #408 – Season 2 – New Year

    Bumperpodcast #408 – Season 2 – New Year

    Natty has some wonderful guests. Emerson and Oliver. Come hang out as we record an episode that one of the kids later referred to as a ‘mess.’ Hope you have an amazing 2022!

    The Bumperpodcast with Natty Bumpercar is an oftentimes hilarious weekly romp around Headquarters, in Coffee-Can Alley, with Natty Bumpercar and his entire gaggle of pals!

    You should send us an email to bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com. We’re here and we’re listening!

    Go like our Facebook page (https://www.facebook.com/TheBumperpodcast/)!! Also, The Bumperpodcast can now be found on the https://non-productive.com/ network. Yay!!!! Also, also, we have a Patreon page now!!! https://www.patreon.com/nattybumpercar Another story about saving baby animals! A feel good story! Previous episode!

    [av_toggle_container faq_markup=” initial=’0′ mode=’accordion’ sort=” styling=” colors=” font_color=” background_color=” border_color=” toggle_icon_color=” colors_current=” font_color_current=” toggle_icon_color_current=” background_current=” background_color_current=” background_gradient_current_direction=’vertical’ background_gradient_current_color1=” background_gradient_current_color2=” background_gradient_current_color3=” hover_colors=” hover_font_color=” hover_background_color=” hover_toggle_icon_color=” alb_description=” id=” custom_class=” template_class=” av_uid=’av-kxw5veaq’ sc_version=’1.0′ admin_preview_bg=”] [av_toggle title=’Show Transcript:’ tags=” custom_id=” av_uid=’av-kxw5vcpf’ sc_version=’1.0′] Aloysius J. Pig 0:04 Oh boy oh boy. Oh boy, we got company here in the headquarters. You know the bond when we were calling people we ain’t seen in a long time. Who is it? Oliver 0:13 Oliver. Aloysius J. Pig 0:14 I love and who else Emerson 0:16 Emerson? Aloysius J. Pig 0:17 Oh no both of them. I hear all the and Emerson has been in a pair goes here at 11am I saying Come on Come look at him. Natty Bumpercar 0:28 Hey guys, what are you doing here? You don’t know. I thought we’re gonna do a podcast. Oh, yeah. So what’s been going on? Why are you walking away from the microphone? There you go. What’s been going on? Not much. Not much at all. It’s but it’s it’s it’s New Year’s Eve right now. Yeah. No, but it is. Yeah. Are you excited for for the new year? Yes. How was your last year? Terrible. Wow, it was terrible. Rufus T. Rufus 1:02 No, hold on. Judas me roof is G roof. Isn’t that why was exact now as a lawyer for y’all know how exactly was last year. Terrible as y’all say. They were stuck inside. Y’all was stuck in Santa. How’s that? Were you like under the stairs? With nine tech? Ah, yeah. I’ve been hearing a lot about the COVID-19 Not a fan myself. Don’t like it one bit. What about you on the job? No. No, he said he said man, a few words. I like it. Natty Bumpercar 1:34 Rufus. You don’t have to talk. Thanks for coming by. All right. Bumpercar. Have a Happy New Year. All right. Thank you do Rufus. Hey, pig, I gotta go check something. Can you feel like Rufus is not actually a lawyer? Do you really feel like that? Yeah. Thank you, sir. Thank you. legal license. He’s Aloysius J. Pig 1:50 got an oily don’t let him hear you. Because I’m coming back. But yeah, I think that Rufus might might not I don’t know he’s a fraud. He’s he might be a little bit of a fraud. Money. Promote people from the people. Yeah. Oh, no. That’s no good at all. Natty Bumpercar 2:08 It’s still money. It’s all still money from piggy bank. Aloysius J. Pig 2:12 You saw him steal money from the piggy bank near piggy. My I’m the one with the piggy bank. That’s like my bank the piggy bank. Natty Bumpercar 2:19 He smashed it. glued it back. Hey, what are you guys talking about? Oh, yeah, Rufus. T. Rufus. We, again, I don’t know, I don’t want him to come back. But it might be true that he might not be a lawyer. Um, so I’m excited for New Year’s Eve. I mean, it’s now today right now, I know. Are we should I wish do we have we don’t have like a cool, like, ball to drop or fireworks or anything like that? We can we can drop a ball back. Oh, you know, you’re gonna go somewhere. Okay. I’m gonna worry. He’s actually going to get the ball is that it’s, it’s, it doesn’t understand theater of the mind. Right? What theater of the mind is? So theater of the mind is where you use your imagination to imagine the things that are happening. Does that make sense? So, for instance, if I say, Holy cow, there’s an elephant over there. Is there there is not really an elephant over there, right? Yeah, yeah. Everybody hates me. Trunks. Oh, wait a minute. There is an elephant here. Trunks. Are you doing? Oh, wait, you did you actually went got a ball. Oh, well, we needed to do the countdown first. Ready? 10 98765432 Whoa, yay. No, you have to kiss. No, I’m just kidding. That’s what happens on New Year’s Eve. You told me oh my god, yada yada. So did you guys just have Christmas? No. Yeah, no, two years ago. Christmas was two years ago. Oh, no. I don’t feel like that’s true at all. I feel like Christmas comes every year. Did you have good Christmas? Yeah. We serve our Christmas tree. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. No, now we have four people here. Are you excited about uh, about New Year’s? I am. Do you guys want some breaking news? No, we’re gonna get breaking news in just a second because we’re recording a podcast. Yeah. So anyway, Oliver, what are your big plans for this year? No, no, you gotta go to college. Hey, you’re you’re only eight but you’re going to eight year old college. All right. Oh, I got attacked. What was you Your favorite part of last year? Last year was it losing all your all those teeth and getting a palate expander it was being able to stay home while you liked it. Yeah, your brother kind of said he didn’t like it but I feel like you kind of did like it. Emerson What was your favorite part of last year? Any idea? No, you don’t have any idea last year yeah. Was it getting banjo Yeah. Ah banjo the dog away I guess he was the year before? Because we got to mid December but he’s How old is he? Now? He’s He’s like a year old right? So but he’s still a puppy. Huh? He bites you always is gonna tell me Oh, Bob is gonna tell you something. Who’s Bob Oh from pig and pals. Are you do you guys think we’re gonna do pig and pals next year? Yes, yes. No no why we keep walking away from the microphone. This is where all the sound is supposed to go. It’s supposed to go into into here but Aloysius J. Pig 6:16 hey, Baba, you got to train these kids. Natty Bumpercar 6:19 I know peg maybe next year. What? Bob said that he saw Rufus doing gold. Bob’s Wait, Bob has gold. He’s a dragon. Anyway, that’s true. I guess most dragons do have gold. We haven’t seen Bob in a long time. And he never came Rufus T. Rufus 6:38 back. No. Oh, no. I heard people talking about me. Who is? Who is this Bob? And was he saying that? I’m I’m swiping no swiping from you. Oh, exactly. I would I am not stealing from No, no dragon never said anything about that. No, I must have misheard then. What did y’all say? Why do y’all keep twirling your hair? What’s going on? That you try to spin up like the helicopter? You tried to fly off into space? Captain has been Natty Bumpercar 7:13 I forgot. Rufus. Sorry. They weren’t talking about you. Well, no, I’m Rufus T. Rufus 7:18 pretty positive that I heard them talking about me. No, they must Natty Bumpercar 7:23 have said what did you guys say? It’s something that sounded like Rufus but he obviously didn’t say Rufus, right. Aloysius J. Pig 7:32 Yeah, I think we were talking about a dog and which one was the wolf list? That don’t make no sense. That’s not even a word. Now Wolf is just like which one wolf the most? Which which? Which one? Remember we would talk about which which dog is it that wolf some banjo thing was banjo. Son the other day somebody was talking about banjo and they called him poncho. And I thought it was the funniest thing. They said, Oh, yeah, that poncho dog. And I said, Oh, you talking about Natty Bumpercar 8:01 being Joe? Who was like who are you talking to that? Aloysius J. Pig 8:05 I don’t even remember just talking about dogs. He was talking about dogs. Hey, everybody how’s it going? I was doing some drawing since then. I just wanted to kind of say happy here everybody. Natty Bumpercar 8:38 Okay. Yeah, it tends to get pretty chaotic around. Can’t wait against it. One word. chaotic. chaotic. How do you spell that? K? cjo T IC. Wait. Kat IC KOKOT IC? K All tick? It’s not how you spell it? Anybody? Anybody coming here for spelling lessons? Oh, you’re probably not at the right podcast. What about math lessons? Do you think this is a good place for people to come for math? No, no. I agree. This is this is for people who like laughs Do like giggles Hey, what what did what did uh, let me think I’m gonna tell a joke. What did a what a kitten were to bed the other night. Cat jammas Oh, Bob’s coming. Oh, no, Bob’s coming. Oh, hi. Hey, Bob. What? Oh, Rufus. I think he left everybody Bob’s a dragon from a show called hanging out with pig and pals that we used to do. We still we’re still gonna do it. We’re just trying to get the studio set up. Because I can’t, I can’t with Rufus T. Rufus 10:00 Mikey no I would never happy new year everybody Ryan Outro 10:20 the bumper podcast is an oftentimes hilarious weekly romp with Natty Bumpercar and some of his pals. It is family friendly, clean and ridiculous. Thanks a bundle for listening. If you love our show and you’d like to help support the podcast, check out our Patreon page at https colon forward slash forward slash www.patreon.com. Forward slash Natty Bumpercar also pretty please subscribe wherever you get your podcasts, share it with everyone everywhere, post about it on all of the social medias or leave a rating and review. The bumper podcast is produced at headquarters in coffee can alley it’s recorded mixed and produced by producer. The bumper podcast features contributions from Aloysius J pig Rufus T Rufus doodle poodle, robot trunks and a gaggle of other silly rascals. Our head talker is probably Natty Bumpercar. We also have an absurd newsletter. Check it out and subscribe at Natty bumpercar.com/subscribe Also, you can follow me on Instagram and Twitter at Natty Bumpercar Hugs in hearts See you soon. NonPro 11:39 This has been a non productive media presentation, executive producer Frank Blaue. This program and many others like it on the non productive network is distributed under a Creative Commons Attribution non commercial no derivatives license, please share it but ask before trying to change it or sell it. For more information visit non dash productive.com [/av_toggle] [/av_toggle_container]

  • Bumperpodcast #404 – Season 2 – Remix

    Bumperpodcast #404 – Season 2 – Remix

    Natty causes a real stir with how he decides to start this weeks podcast … The Bumperpodcast with Natty Bumpercar is an oftentimes hilarious weekly romp around Headquarters, in Coffee-Can Alley, with Natty Bumpercar and his entire gaggle of pals! You should send us an email to bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com. We’re here and we’re listening! Go like our Facebook page (https://www.facebook.com/TheBumperpodcast/)!! Also, The Bumperpodcast can now be found on the https://non-productive.com/ network. Yay!!!! Also, also, we have a Patreon page now!!! https://www.patreon.com/nattybumpercar Another story about saving baby animals! A feel good story! Previous episode!
    [av_toggle_container faq_markup=” initial=’0′ mode=’accordion’ sort=” styling=” colors=” font_color=” background_color=” border_color=” toggle_icon_color=” colors_current=” font_color_current=” toggle_icon_color_current=” background_current=” background_color_current=” background_gradient_current_direction=’vertical’ background_gradient_current_color1=” background_gradient_current_color2=” background_gradient_current_color3=” hover_colors=” hover_font_color=” hover_background_color=” hover_toggle_icon_color=” alb_description=” id=” custom_class=” template_class=” av_uid=’av-kussxcu4′ sc_version=’1.0′ admin_preview_bg=”] [av_toggle title=’Show Transcript:’ tags=” custom_id=” av_uid=’av-kussxa9j’ sc_version=’1.0′] Natty Bumpercar 0:06 All right, I guess. Here we go. I said Hey, how you doing? Everybody coming around? It’s me Natty Bumpercar and I’m upping your town. It’s the bumper podcast and we’re gonna have some fun and we’re gonna sing just a little bit number one, number two, I don’t know number three here we go Should I go on and on or should I no no drop the music no music Hey, it’s me peg. That was what ridiculous whatever you just did. Let’s get back to some more traditional music something that makes a little bit more sense. But a BRAC background excuse me of a podcast like this There we go. And see it’s a little bit more mellow you see because you don’t want to I mean you’re starting the show and you’re just jumping all over people produce Who is this you Producer 1:01 messing with the wires? No, no, I did not make any of the decisions it’s me producer and I did not decide to make the the funky hip hop be there was too much I thought it was like why are we going to vintage breaks for the background of a podcast. Hello, you just go Hey, I’m going to create United Kingdom Natty Bumpercar 1:22 but I feel like I did say hello didn’t I think I was like hey how you doing that was I think maybe it was one of the I don’t remember what I said honestly. But it was one of the first things that I said and I thought it would be like chipper like hey, we’re starting off with a funky beat like my funky beat like that. But you don’t agree Aloysius J. Pig 1:38 not only do like not agree I completely and totally disagree. Natty Bumpercar 1:42 I disagree. I’m the opposite of a great I disagree if you understand it’s like well, it’s it’s Yeah, I agree I Rufus T. Rufus 1:52 ever wanted to meet Rufus, to Rufus, the residential resident lawyer here, and I listened to what’s going on, I’m gonna just litigate a little bit because I do I’m gonna step in to the free and I’m gonna try to understand some of the mitigating factors. I don’t as it were, okay, cool. Natty Bumpercar 2:14 Hi, Rufus. So I decided to start the show off with what I thought was like a fun kind of, I don’t know old school hip hop. He kind of beat Poppy. That’s like what rabbits know. Hey, what a rap is listen to hip hop. Come on, he and I. And and evidently it upset pig. Oh, dude. I mean, now you even hear it. Hold on first. Before Rufus before you ate it. It didn’t upset me. But what I took umbrage with. He’s just, you just jumped right into it’s like throwing a bucket of cold water. These people, they’re driving around in their cars, whatever they however, you listen to your podcast, and all of a sudden, they’re like, I’m in traffic, and then you just hit slam boop, boop, boop, boop, Aloysius J. Pig 3:00 I don’t see a lot. Rufus T. Rufus 3:01 Now hold on a second. Now people actually listen to this while they’re in town. People are driving while they’re listening to their show. Because if so, I’m going to have to go through my books, my books of law, my books of justice, my books of vengeance, Natty Bumpercar 3:18 vengeance. What? Rufus T. Rufus 3:20 Just kidding about that last ball? Natty Bumpercar 3:23 Okay, go and go into your law books, I guess and research it well. What are you going to research out? Rufus T. Rufus 3:29 Wow. What I was going to look into is if people are listening to this while they’re doing things, all we rely reliable, that’s not the word responsible. Are we responsible for them while they are listening to us? You understand? So let’s say we’ll take a random example. Let’s say Sousa squirrel. She’s out driving around picking up a baby squirrel children and go into the nuts store after school so that they can have a delicious dinner. And what I’m wondering is if Susie is squirrel, or one of her children, you know her children, I believe that Sammis squirrels skip the squirrel, sand squirrel. stew, squirrel world, as you know, is number 50 different squirrel children and maybe one of them listens to your show. And if anyone in that vehicle puts this show on to the radio, are we then going to be responsible for anything that happens while they listen to the show? Natty Bumpercar 4:40 No, I don’t think so. I mean, they’re just it’s like they’re listening to. I mean, it’s not music. I mean, it was music at the very beginning, but it’s a podcast. And so if you know they’re just passively listening, podcasting is really it’s really passive when you’re doing it. It’s not an active thing. It’s not like this is a quiz show or like Phone in and be the fifth fifth caller to win. staying out Rufus T. Rufus 5:04 wait a minute now what do you just brought up an interesting point there? Now we’re going to start doing raffles trick and trays or tickets or anything like that, like, do I need to go out and purchase a roll of tickets? And if so what color because they come in a rainbow of different a variety of colors and sometimes the tickets, just one ticket down the line. Sometimes it’s two tickets, so you take one, you get one, I get one and then what you know what? So there’s a lot of legwork that’s gonna have to happen I’m gonna make sure that we’re good with the commission of coffee can alley here to be able to actually enact such things? Natty Bumpercar 5:50 Rufus you’re missing the point. Okay. It’s just you know, about rainfalls. This isn’t about what are we responsible for? It’s about he started to show off with a Silly Song and I was just saying it was inappropriate to hit people with I think I said a bucket of cold cold something I don’t remember what I said. But he right off the bat right normally with a podcast I’ve been I’ve been listening to him I’ve been doing a lot of reshot Jake Sully and with the people though he say go Hello Hello On today’s episode we are going to be talking about path pay or something like that you know and then they talk they actually talk about pate to the whole thing they’re not jumping around and not skipping around they’re like you know having to they sit down and sit at a table maybe maybe they stand I don’t know. And then they’re like what are we gonna talk about on today’s podcast? This Producer 6:46 is exactly what I was trying to do I was trying to happy producers meeting so that we could all get together in you know, having conversation maybe about what the podcast was going to be that day and what they’re going to talk about and so then we could also you know, hire experts to come into the shop or in doing the interviews like we used to do sometimes and we could really do a deep dive as well as I think they call it and we could get to the bottom of a few things you know I do research though I’ve been reading this newsletter magazines and the flyers a lot of flyers about the podcast starts crying Natty Bumpercar 7:25 I’m glad that you guys are doing all this research. That’s amazing. I had no idea that you guys were doing all that I I feel like I should be doing research Susan’s My name is on the show, but that’s okay. Let’s you know what i like the idea of having a meeting and discussing what the show’s topic will be and we can even you know we can like yeah, like today we’re gonna talk about you know, whatever it is and then we can actually try to do that to I don’t even know if we could do Rufus T. Rufus 7:55 I don’t listen, I think people tend to understand appreciate the wild wooliness the show it can it can go anywhere at any time. And then the second and I don’t know if the proper way to move forward would be to you know, say put up a lot of structure. I think that would confuse people and they might be like, Well what show is this now? I were 404 episodes into this bumper podcast and all of a sudden you’re going to tell me that you’re going to talk about I don’t know slinkys Natty Bumpercar 8:30 I mean slinkys is that’s actually a pretty growing up I remember slinkys I used to thought they were magic with being Producer 8:37 a frog we’d never had slinkys because you know we will get them and then they will met them and then they would always rust and he was just very sad. So we could talk about that too. I guess now Rufus T. Rufus 8:46 I obviously I feel like I was just using slink as kind of an example we don’t i don’t mean that we’re gonna do that. I was I was like, using like, people still in business school those that say you’re going to start a company and you’re going to be selling widgets. widgets. Natty Bumpercar 9:03 I love widgets to widgets are super fun. Like, I remember growing up and you could just go out and buy a box of widgets. And it was just like, what are we gonna do tonight? I don’t know. I guess we’re gonna play with these widgets See. Now I feel a little bit left out because we didn’t have widgets where I grew up was that what is that like a southern thing? Producer 9:20 So we reordered widgets, you could get them in a box of cereal and there was I remember my mom was she was always like, hey, producer, but Natty Bumpercar 9:29 your name is actually producer. Producer 9:30 Yes. It’s my name is what I did. Yeah. Okay. But anyway, she would say producer, you’d be careful when you open your cereal. Because if you pour and you don’t pay attention, you could always end up eating a widget and it’s not gonna taste good by the way. Natty Bumpercar 9:47 It’s not gonna taste good at all, which I mean, that’s like metal and plastic and whatever, like, clearly Wow, you have a very good caring mom, producer. What is it kind of under your name is actually producer I thought we just kind of like that was Hey, you’re doing the producing we’re gonna call you No sir, that reminds me I was gonna get a new key card system for the entrance to the podcast, Katia button bumper, whatever we are, we’re, we’re in headquarters in coffee-can alley currently we’re in the bumper barn, which is where we do the recording. That’s what studio is, as you saying, Rufus T. Rufus 10:21 Don’t Don’t make fun of how I speak I’ve got an accent and I’m proud of it. It is, it is baked into me than it is how I talk and it is how I walk in it is who I am. Anyway. I have a keycard system that’s going to be installed at some point. We’re going to be doing hand scans, retinal scans, we’re going to take all kinds of information and be properly buttoned up around here there’s just too much frivolity as far as who’s coming in and who’s going in and who’s starting the shows off without anybody else. No one about anything you want to stand when I’m catching my drift. Natty Bumpercar 11:00 No, I don’t understand what you’re catching your drift. I think that’s probably a swipe at me because again, I started the show off with a Silly Song but producer is the one who actually pushes the buttons and I’m not throwing him under the proverbial producer bus. But you know, I I don’t push buttons. I just, I just talk. Aloysius J. Pig 11:20 Yeah, so Natty Bumpercar 11:21 I guess I’m cool with this whole cod key card Do I have to carry a card around? I don’t even have a wallet. Producer 11:29 So everyone can we’re going to hand out these these zip tie dongles that you can put around you and your card goes on it and then you just can zip it up in zip and then boom and then you Natty Bumpercar 11:43 I don’t wait where did music go? What just happened? There’s Rufus T. Rufus 11:46 no bad Who did that? Who did somebody just turn that off? What’s happening right now? Natty Bumpercar 11:51 This is very strange. I don’t know what could have possibly happened. Producer What do you think? We’re back. We’re back. Everybody, everybody we’re back. We got the fun music back end. We’re going to attack we’re gonna shake and wiggle and do a little dance. We’re gonna jump around and do a lot of prancing like we’re deer in the woods or run in through the woods. Aloysius J. Pig 12:21 Aloysius dandy, I’m sweeter than candy. I got on to the aquarium so I can hang with the fish. Producer 12:29 For there, sir. guards around and round, around and around and around and around then all around Yeah. rounders are hurry. I go round and round arm up and down and all around good. Hi. Rufus T. Rufus 12:44 My name is Rufus G. Rufus. And I’m not going to even acknowledge what’s happening. Right now even though this is catchy music than I anticipated. Doodle Poodle 13:02 Everybody I’d like to draw, draw and draw doodle. I’m gonna use sometimes I use sometimes I even Natty Bumpercar 13:16 Okay, doodle Aloysius producer and Rufus and me Natty Bumpercar. That’s that’s the crew. Now everybody get up and dance and clap your hands because this is a show that we call the bumperpodcast. Now, let’s cut. Cut cut cut the music. Can you cut it off? Thanks, robot. It’s great to see you. I really felt like we had a real crew a real vibe going real jam. And even bumper pod cut bumper What’s his name? Bumpercar where he was like this is something that we call the bumper podcast that should have been the hot out right but you kind of jumped in I feel like maybe if you could have tried to come in earlier it would have worked a little bit better but uh Rufus T. Rufus 14:12 yeah, well you know, maybe maybe we’ll figure this out we’ll get it another day. I felt like we came pretty close with this episode, but I came off the rails. Yeah, it was a real No, I don’t know what Natty Bumpercar 14:24 I don’t want anybody to leave feeling bad. I thought that that was what happened. There was pretty fun and pretty awesome. And robot. I thought you did a great job. I do agree with pig that you kind of came in at what felt like the end of the song. But you know what I’m thinking this is what all the hip kids do these days. And hold on to your hats because I think you’re gonna probably love this idea. Producer. Are you ready for this? Producer 14:50 Yes, of course. It’s REMIX. Outro 15:05 The bumper podcast is an oftentimes hilarious weekly romp with Natty Bumpercar and some of his pals. It is family friendly, clean and ridiculous. Thanks a bundle for listening. If you love our show and you’d like to help support the podcast, check out our Patreon page at https colon forward slash forward slash www.patreon.com. forward slash Natty Bumpercar also pretty please subscribe wherever you get your podcasts, share it with everyone everywhere, post about it on all of the social medias or leave a rating and review. The bumper podcast is produced at headquarters in coffee can alley it’s recorded, mixed and produced by producer. The bumper podcast features contributions from Aloysius JPG Rufus t Rufus doodle poodle, robot trunks and a gaggle of other silly rascals. Our head talker is probably Natty Bumpercar we also have an absurd newsletter. Check it out and subscribe at Natty Bumpercar comm slash subscribe. Also, you can follow me on instagram and twitter at Natty Bumpercar hugs and hearts See you soon. NonPro 16:25 This has been a non productive media presentation, executive producer Franco blaue. This program and many others like it on the non productive network is distributed under a Creative Commons Attribution non commercial no derivatives license please share it but asked before trying to change it or sell it. For more information visit non dash productive.com [/av_toggle] [/av_toggle_container]
  • Bumperpodcast #401 – Season 2 – Singy

    Bumperpodcast #401 – Season 2 – Singy

    Natty sings an odd song. A really odd song. The Bumperpodcast with Natty Bumpercar is an oftentimes hilarious weekly romp around Headquarters, in Coffee-Can Alley, with Natty Bumpercar and his entire gaggle of pals! You should send us an email to bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com. We’re here and we’re listening! Go like our Facebook page (https://www.facebook.com/TheBumperpodcast/)!! Also, The Bumperpodcast can now be found on the https://non-productive.com/ network. Yay!!!! Also, also, we have a Patreon page now!!! https://www.patreon.com/nattybumpercar Another story about saving baby animals! A feel good story! Previous episode!
    [av_toggle_container faq_markup=” initial=’0′ mode=’accordion’ sort=” styling=” colors=” font_color=” background_color=” border_color=” colors_current=” font_color_current=” background_current=” background_color_current=” background_gradient_current_direction=’vertical’ background_gradient_current_color1=” background_gradient_current_color2=” background_gradient_current_color3=” hover_colors=” hover_font_color=” hover_background_color=” hover_toggle_icon_color=” alb_description=” id=” custom_class=” template_class=” av_uid=’av-ktn7f46s’ sc_version=’1.0′] [av_toggle title=’Show Transcript:’ tags=” custom_id=” av_uid=’av-ktn7f343′ sc_version=’1.0′] Natty Bumpercar 0:00 I sometimes feel like maybe I’m not obvious I sometimes feel like maybe I’m a blog obvious oblivious. oblivious to all the things and all this stuff. I wonder if all like two will ever be and yeah, Aloysius J. Pig 0:33 it probably won’t. Unknown Speaker 0:37 I said and making do and think in everything everything though I even though I even though I don’t even know sometimes what I mean probably sleepy, tired grumpy out of steam probably woke up on the bed wrong. I guess. Tomorrow’s another day? I think so let’s hold out hope for brighter things. And better days. Don’t let the goose’s weigh you down. How heavy can Natty Bumpercar 1:35 crowd crying inside outside turn that smile around a frown flowers in the ground are bright bird up in the air I think I can I think I might around in circles. Tonight I’m fine. Okay. Fine. I’m okay. Fine, okay. here more than five more than okay. Over under the stars much too close. And much too far. More brains a spongy one g fuzzy. Unknown Speaker 3:01 Few fuse. tangental paradox. I go high lately since bid up to a smidge of dread. That’s okay. We just move forward Porsche so we can do everything and every day wake up and go on and on about your day. I mentioned this to you my friends. My podcast pounds in hopes you’re good in hopes you’re well in hopes you smile. Rufus T. Rufus 3:59 Now, Aloysius, what’s the word here? Was it what would what just happened? Was that the episode or was he okay once I mean what’s happened is I don’t understand that was very different from anything that we have produced in the past so this is this is new territory. Aloysius J. Pig 4:15 Yeah, so I don’t know that was pre recorded. And he’s he’s sleeping right now. It seems fine to me. Are you sleeping I could be any better than that. My take on it is he’s okay. However, the he’s a little bit upset with himself because he recorded the 400th episode big episode big planes and then kind of took a month off so now I didn’t get happening sorry. Got a little popcorn seat up but my teeth Rufus T. Rufus 4:15 popcorn I know what it told me there’s gonna be popcorn is as any as any I left now just read it. Aloysius J. Pig 4:53 Oh, yeah, no, I you know, you got to put food in front of it. What am I gonna do? I’m gonna finish it. That’s what I do. Yeah, But anyway, I’ll talk to him. We’ll see what happens and he’s good. We’ll see. We’ll talk to him. Hopefully we’ll do another episode next week we can pick out get back on track. You know how it is. So it’s always that that August slump and then when there’s a big episode sometimes then there’s a lag so we’re fine. Everything’s good Bumperpodcastketeers I’ll say hi. Hello. wacky funny jokes and everything. I’ll always just JPG here with Rufus T. Rufus. And I don’t know man I that song though. Oh, wow. He Rufus T. Rufus 5:35 is that what we’re calling the song that’s the title of it off off Eve? Because I need to you know if we’re gonna be putting that out I don’t know if we are but I do need a title. So right now I’m going to pin cillian off Aloysius J. Pig 5:49 off so perfect. Oh, lately I had to go Oh, he or not something is a different song. But he I get the I get the drift. I mean, like the bad guy, but he was just like a drone. I don’t want to I don’t want to upset him and I’ll feel Listen to this. But Wow. Wow. Give that kid some milk. Right. So energy. I don’t know what a nice piece of cheese Maybe? Maybe a pretzel. Oh, I would know a pretzel Rufus T. Rufus 6:22 with a pretzel now you’re gonna go a classical with the salt on top of salted pretzels. Are you gonna go with the new kid on the block? But I feel like a strong contender the cinnamon and sugar? Aloysius J. Pig 6:36 That’s an excellent question. Um, for me, you know, it’s the classic that I want savory, or do I want sweet? That’s going to depend on the time of the day. It’s going to be in you know, depending on my my, just my mood in general, what am I having to drink with it? some sort of a beverage. I do know that the cinnamon and sugar is going to wear me out because I’m going to have a sugar rush, obviously. So there’s a lot of bits and pieces variables to consider. But I you know, I think they all have their merits. They have the pros so and they have their cons obviously or not. Rufus T. Rufus 7:10 Here’s my plan. I think we should get together and discuss this. But what we’re going to do is we’re going to have a pretzel meal. We’re also going to start off with the salt pretzle. So big salt in pretzel, you know, you get your meal there. And then for dessert now for dessert, I’m thinking we’re gonna have the cinnamon and sugar pretzel, how about that? Why don’t they promote it this way? Hey, you you want to prep so you can’t decide between this one or that one? We’re gonna give it to you half and a half. We’re gonna give you the salted and then later on, you’re going to come back with the cinnamon and sugar. We’re going to call it a pret a duo of pretzels. duet of breads do i do Aloysius J. Pig 7:52 Oh, do what do what? pretzel two ways? Yeah, I don’t know. But yeah, okay. I was gonna stay here and hang out with Bumpercar because it was kind of worried or whatever. But like now Yeah, let’s let’s pretzel. Rufus T. Rufus 8:04 It is pretzel time. Outro 8:20 The bumper podcast is an oftentimes hilarious weekly romp with Natty Bumpercar and some of his pals. It is family friendly, clean and ridiculous. Thanks a bundle for listening. If you love our show, and you’d like to help support the podcast, check out our Patreon page at https colon forward slash forward slash www.patreon.com forward slash Natty Bumpercar also pretty please subscribe wherever you get your podcasts, share it with everyone everywhere. post about it on all of the social medias or leave a rating and review. The bumper podcast is produced at headquarters in coffee can alley it’s recorded mixed and produced by producer. The bumper podcast features contributions from Aloysius JPG Rufus t Rufus doodle poodle, robot trunks and a gaggle of other silly rascals. Our head talker is probably Natty Bumpercar we also have an absurd newsletter. Check it out and subscribe at Natty Bumpercar comm slash subscribe. Also, you can follow me on instagram and twitter at Natty Bumpercar Hudson hearts See you soon This NonPro 9:42 has been a non productive media presentation executive producer Franco blaue this program and many others like it on the nonproductive now network is distributed under a Creative Commons Attribution non commercial no derivatives license please share it but asked before trying to change it or sell it. For more information visit non dashboard diff.com Transcribed by https://otter.ai [/av_toggle] [/av_toggle_container]