My new(est) intrest . . . SCIENCE!
Now-a-days . . . I seem to love looking at how much I weigh.
I think that I am really just excited that I may have finally stumbled upon my entry into the “Big Science Fair” that is (made up) coming up pretty soon – here – in the (not so) near future.
My experiment will probably be called something wordy – because that always sounds a lot smarter – when you can put lots and lots of words together – that is. Or maybe I’ll just go with something simple like “How Much Do I Weigh – Sometimes?!” – to let the research speak for itself.
The first entry into my “How Much Do I Weigh – Sometimes?!” journal will read as follows:
Tonight – before I took a shower – I weighed 170.00 pounds – and then I peed (please excuse the previous reference – but it is in the name of science – so take it at that – if you would please) – and I weighed 169.4 pounds (evidently if I peed 283.34 times – I would be gone – which is an interesting and frightening thought – and also a completely different experiment). I then took a shower and still weighed 169.4 pounds.
Today’s Conclusion: Showering does not effect weight. peeing does.
That is all for right now – but maybe I will update later with my newest question. Does Flank Steak stuffed with Parmesan cheese and spinach effect weight?!
I’ll bet that you can barely wait.
You didn't shower long enough, it can make a huge difference.
Also, don't hold it so long.