I think that this is where all kinds of stuff goes.

Much to do – much to do!

Well – well – well – Mister Bumpercar . . . How nice of you to come back to your little website!

Very nice – indeed!

Today, we are going to set the table a bit. Much has gone on in the last couple of weeks – and so now, we here at headquarters have to be super-ultra-diligent and get to write – write – writing and draw – draw – drawing to get you all of the fun.

What kind of fun is in the works?!

Well, I drank the worst soda of my life, I ate a tacklebox, the boy has been shipped off – but not before recording some more audio for a new Bumperpodcast, Snowflake and his pals have resigned their contracts – so they’ll be back on Friday, I visited a Cod, there is a nasty virus among us, recorded a new Know Show, took a little trip South of the border – and blobbity – blobbity – blobbity.

Much to do – much to do!

And before I forget – there are enough “Lock it up” and “You lose I find” photos to keep us afloat for quite awhile – and – I’ve had a helper-mouse scanning Ant comics in – so those are coming back as well . . .

Much to do – much to do!

Did I mention Cup-it? Or the balloons in the tree? What about the panther that got loose at the zoo – the day that the gang was there??!!

Jeez . . .

Where do I even start?!

Miss this – blog.

Dear blog,

I miss you very much. Even though there were posts last week, I have to let you know that they were old missives that I set to automatically post while I was out and about and away. Now, I am back and realizing that when I go on vacation – the world goes topsy-turvy  and takes a bit of doing to get itself back together.

I promise that Monday – things will get back to normal – maybe they will even be better . . . who knows – right?! I’ve certainly eaten a bunch of terrible food that I need to tell you about – and – Robot has been itching to get Emerson back on the microphone for more Bumperpodcasts – and cripes – the last Snowflake that was put up just has Sasafras coughing – how ridiculous is that??!

Have a good next few days . . . if I get really itchy – I may have to put something up – really – really – seriously itchy . . .

Yep.

– N.Bumpercar

Snowflake is on break.

Yep. That’s right. You read the title correctly.

Everyones favorite little webcomic about a penguin and his rowdy cohorts is currently taking a (well-deserved) rest. In fact – we are at the beach – falling asleep in the sun – getting pink.

Please do not fret – though . . . we will be back soon with more comics – and – absolutely keep coming to the site – as I will be doing my best to update it from far away.

There will be a comedy video on Monday – at 11 est. set your watches.

Thanks world!

This is one of those tremendously great things that hasn’t happened to me in a long long while. Maybe it has happened to you. Maybe you have been on the other side and you will not be impressed at all.

While wandering around – today – my eyes were drawn to two little rectangles in the ground. The rectangles screamed at me. I did the only thing that I could do . . . I bent and scooped while still moving along. Then I smiled.

I had just won 6 bucks from the planets lottery! I used to happen every so often – but – I was super-duper thrilled because it hasn’t happened in awhile – and – it is such a tremendously great way to make a day that much better.

If this ever happens to you . . . My advice is to bend, scoop and keep walking. Don’t pause. Don’t delay and don’t get greedy and start searching around for more. You got what you got – and – it’s more than you had.

Hooray!

(and thanks!!)

Bumperstore is back! (again)

Hooray!

There is a new store (again – again – again – hopefully for the last time) in town. Right now it has the same stuff – but is better and easier and faster – and will maybe let me concentrate on getting more stuff – instead of just constantly building new stores . . .

Just go to http://www.nattybumpercar.com/store/ to see all that there is to see!

Jump on it!