So here I sit. In my castle. Whiling my time away. I can get a mite bored – so I talk to my dog – but he usually doesn’t have much to say. So now I talk to a mic – because that’s less crazy – and it’s easy to convince myself that I am just procrastinating . . . and not being lazy. So – thanks for the listen – you get a gold star. Hopefully you will enjoy what you hear. Hardy-har-har-har.

Hooray! Yehti is in the Bumperpodcast booth to hang out … Unfortunately – he is crying – a lot – and – Robot is here as well. It takes Pig to get to the bottom of everything.

I love it when my pals stop by the show – even if they just cry a bunch.

Have you ever had your crying problems solved by a pig? Let us know by sending an email to bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com – and we’ll send that pig some slop!

We love slop!!!

Hooray! It’s Valentine’s Day and Bumpercar is super excited that you are listening … Will you be his Valentine – or – can he at least be your’s?!

He got you a present – that he made on his very own …

Take a listen to this special holiday Bumperpodcast … It’s a Bumper-blast … Boom!

Tell me all of your Valentine’s Day stories by sending an email to bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com – and then we can all have a good laugh or cry or knowing glance.

Knowing glance!

This is officially the first “What could have been” Bumperpodcast of the year … You see – we were going to talk about kittens and squirrels – and then the big computer broke – and then the little computer wouldn’t accept the audio doo-hickey – and then I went and took a long bath.

I think that something was recorded … I am considering just making vinyl records of all of these and mailing them to listeners …. Or – writing everything out with ghost ink.

Have you ever made a vinyl record or written in ghost ink? Let us know by sending an email to bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com – and maybe we’ll hire you.

You could live in a cave!!

 

It is an end of the week Bumperpodcast … Our “big get” guest of the week fell through and threw everything into a major tailspin – and so – here we are – just you and me chit-chatting!

Mostly – I tell you about a giant gravel voiced bear-man who sat at a table and grumbled at Pig and I.

Have you ever been grumbled at by an angry bear of a man? Let us know by sending an email to bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com – and then we’ll prepare the honey pots.

Prepare the honey pots!!!

After the audio issues on the last Bumperpodcast, we have to decided to blow your minds with an extra episode this week …

This episode also has audio issues … poop!

Well – my lifelong pal is still at headquarters and we bumble and babble through the brambles of another conversation …

What do we talk about?! Listen to find out for yourself, Punchy!!

Do you have audio issues in your day-to-day life? Let us know by sending an email to bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com – and then we’ll squash them flat!

Squish!