So here I sit. In my castle. Whiling my time away. I can get a mite bored – so I talk to my dog – but he usually doesn’t have much to say. So now I talk to a mic – because that’s less crazy – and it’s easy to convince myself that I am just procrastinating . . . and not being lazy. So – thanks for the listen – you get a gold star. Hopefully you will enjoy what you hear. Hardy-har-har-har.

Natty Bumpercar is like a bubbly glass of bubbly on today’s episode of the Bumperpodcast. You could even say that he is as happy as a clam … I would definitely say that – if I knew what I was talking about.

Maybe you’ll be able to figure out what we are talking about on the Bumperpodcast … and if you do – please let us know at Bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com.

Robot is the new assistant around Headquarters and Natty Bumpercar is putting him to work printing and marking on pieces of paper. Today is spent looking through letters and emails and letting you – the Bumperaudience – in on the stuff that people have sent in.

If you would like to potentially have your words read and edited by Robot, then please send us an email to bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com – and we may just oblige!

Pirate takes over the Bumperpodcast and is about to have a jolly old time – at least until Robot shows up to give a lecture on the importance of reading.

Hopefully someone else will come in to moderate this fierce debte … on today’s Bumperpodcast!

Don’t forget to email us at bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com with your rigamarole!

Pig rocks the mic with an all new and all awesome song on today’s special Friday edition of the Bumperpodcast … And then – maybe his dulcet tones bring in a partner looking to sing a bit of a duet. All on todays episode of the Bumperpodcast!

Don’t forget to email me your questions, musings and whatnot at bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com.

It is a strangely low-energy day at the Bumperpodcast … We even have to throw in a lackluster “Do-Over” and restart the show … but – to no avail. Maybe there is something in the water – or – maybe it is because of the lingering trauma from almost dying on a merry-go-round …

Hopefully – this episode of the Bumperpodcast will make sense at some point.

Don’t forget to email me your questions, musings and whatnot at bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com.

Hooray!