So here I sit. In my castle. Whiling my time away. I can get a mite bored – so I talk to my dog – but he usually doesn’t have much to say. So now I talk to a mic – because that’s less crazy – and it’s easy to convince myself that I am just procrastinating . . . and not being lazy. So – thanks for the listen – you get a gold star. Hopefully you will enjoy what you hear. Hardy-har-har-har.

Natty Bumpercar is back in decent health – and Robot is … Robot. A surprise guest is brought in … what in the world will happen?!

Hows that for some teasing?!

Gobble, gobble, gobble!!

Natty Bumpercar returns to Headquarters with the icky-nasty-yucky plague – but – he has missed the Bumperpodcast studios so much – that he decides to give you a little bit of the talky-talk.

Mostly – he just takes his throat to task for not doing what it’s supposed to do – which is evidently just to sit there and be a pipe. There are firings that are threatened.

Listen to the Bumperpodcast to see if there is a job opening for a throat …

So – Headquarters has been without power for several days now – and we have all ben hunkered in our bunker and forgot to keep track of the calendar and basically – we missed yesterdays Bumperpodcast.

Did you miss it as well? I am sorry if you did.

This episode was recorded via tin-can … a coffee-tin-can – and – it tries really hard!

Email us your stories about how you lost power at Bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com

Have you been terrified that Natty Bumpercar has gone missing – like – maybe he’s lost?! Well, you can all calm down and relax and take a deep breath – because Natty Bumpercar is back to tell you all about everything.

And then he gets sidetracked by talking about being saddened by a bit of rejection … and then he settles on a very salient point about his dog.

Listen to the Bumperpodcast to find out what I’m even talking about …

Please!

What a bunch of hour theives the westerners are – am I right? I mean … a Bumpercar takes a trip with all of these hours to spare and then * BOOM * all of a sudden – I’m down three hours.

I think that we talk about taking a trip and some sort of secrets on todays episode of the Bumperpodcast …

Toot-toot!