Author: natty bumpercar

Natty causes a real stir with how he decides to start this weeks podcast … The Bumperpodcast with Natty Bumpercar is an oftentimes hilarious weekly romp around Headquarters, in Coffee-Can Alley, with Natty Bumpercar and his entire gaggle of pals! You should send us an email to bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com. We’re here and we’re listening! Go like our Facebook page (https://www.facebook.com/TheBumperpodcast/)!! Also, The Bumperpodcast can now be found on the https://non-productive.com/ network. Yay!!!! Also, also, we have a Patreon page now!!! https://www.patreon.com/nattybumpercar Another story about saving baby animals! A feel good story! Previous episode!

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[av_toggle_container faq_markup=” initial=’0′ mode=’accordion’ sort=” styling=” colors=” font_color=” background_color=” border_color=” toggle_icon_color=” colors_current=” font_color_current=” toggle_icon_color_current=” background_current=” background_color_current=” background_gradient_current_direction=’vertical’ background_gradient_current_color1=” background_gradient_current_color2=” background_gradient_current_color3=” hover_colors=” hover_font_color=” hover_background_color=” hover_toggle_icon_color=” alb_description=” id=” custom_class=” template_class=” av_uid=’av-kussxcu4′ sc_version=’1.0′ admin_preview_bg=”] [av_toggle title=’Show Transcript:’ tags=” custom_id=” av_uid=’av-kussxa9j’ sc_version=’1.0′] Natty Bumpercar 0:06 All right, I guess. Here we go. I said Hey, how you doing? Everybody coming around? It’s me Natty Bumpercar and I’m upping your town. It’s the bumper podcast and we’re gonna have some fun and we’re gonna sing just a little bit number one, number two, I don’t know number three here we go Should I go on and on or should I no no drop the music no music Hey, it’s me peg. That was what ridiculous whatever you just did. Let’s get back to some more traditional music something that makes a little bit more sense. But a BRAC background excuse me of a podcast like this There we go. And see it’s a little bit more mellow you see because you don’t want to I mean you’re starting the show and you’re just jumping all over people produce Who is this you Producer 1:01 messing with the wires? No, no, I did not make any of the decisions it’s me producer and I did not decide to make the the funky hip hop be there was too much I thought it was like why are we going to vintage breaks for the background of a podcast. Hello, you just go Hey, I’m going to create United Kingdom Natty Bumpercar 1:22 but I feel like I did say hello didn’t I think I was like hey how you doing that was I think maybe it was one of the I don’t remember what I said honestly. But it was one of the first things that I said and I thought it would be like chipper like hey, we’re starting off with a funky beat like my funky beat like that. But you don’t agree Aloysius J. Pig 1:38 not only do like not agree I completely and totally disagree. Natty Bumpercar 1:42 I disagree. I’m the opposite of a great I disagree if you understand it’s like well, it’s it’s Yeah, I agree I Rufus T. Rufus 1:52 ever wanted to meet Rufus, to Rufus, the residential resident lawyer here, and I listened to what’s going on, I’m gonna just litigate a little bit because I do I’m gonna step in to the free and I’m gonna try to understand some of the mitigating factors. I don’t as it were, okay, cool. Natty Bumpercar 2:14 Hi, Rufus. So I decided to start the show off with what I thought was like a fun kind of, I don’t know old school hip hop. He kind of beat Poppy. That’s like what rabbits know. Hey, what a rap is listen to hip hop. Come on, he and I. And and evidently it upset pig. Oh, dude. I mean, now you even hear it. Hold on first. Before Rufus before you ate it. It didn’t upset me. But what I took umbrage with. He’s just, you just jumped right into it’s like throwing a bucket of cold water. These people, they’re driving around in their cars, whatever they however, you listen to your podcast, and all of a sudden, they’re like, I’m in traffic, and then you just hit slam boop, boop, boop, boop, Aloysius J. Pig 3:00 I don’t see a lot. Rufus T. Rufus 3:01 Now hold on a second. Now people actually listen to this while they’re in town. People are driving while they’re listening to their show. Because if so, I’m going to have to go through my books, my books of law, my books of justice, my books of vengeance, Natty Bumpercar 3:18 vengeance. What? Rufus T. Rufus 3:20 Just kidding about that last ball? Natty Bumpercar 3:23 Okay, go and go into your law books, I guess and research it well. What are you going to research out? Rufus T. Rufus 3:29 Wow. What I was going to look into is if people are listening to this while they’re doing things, all we rely reliable, that’s not the word responsible. Are we responsible for them while they are listening to us? You understand? So let’s say we’ll take a random example. Let’s say Sousa squirrel. She’s out driving around picking up a baby squirrel children and go into the nuts store after school so that they can have a delicious dinner. And what I’m wondering is if Susie is squirrel, or one of her children, you know her children, I believe that Sammis squirrels skip the squirrel, sand squirrel. stew, squirrel world, as you know, is number 50 different squirrel children and maybe one of them listens to your show. And if anyone in that vehicle puts this show on to the radio, are we then going to be responsible for anything that happens while they listen to the show? Natty Bumpercar 4:40 No, I don’t think so. I mean, they’re just it’s like they’re listening to. I mean, it’s not music. I mean, it was music at the very beginning, but it’s a podcast. And so if you know they’re just passively listening, podcasting is really it’s really passive when you’re doing it. It’s not an active thing. It’s not like this is a quiz show or like Phone in and be the fifth fifth caller to win. staying out Rufus T. Rufus 5:04 wait a minute now what do you just brought up an interesting point there? Now we’re going to start doing raffles trick and trays or tickets or anything like that, like, do I need to go out and purchase a roll of tickets? And if so what color because they come in a rainbow of different a variety of colors and sometimes the tickets, just one ticket down the line. Sometimes it’s two tickets, so you take one, you get one, I get one and then what you know what? So there’s a lot of legwork that’s gonna have to happen I’m gonna make sure that we’re good with the commission of coffee can alley here to be able to actually enact such things? Natty Bumpercar 5:50 Rufus you’re missing the point. Okay. It’s just you know, about rainfalls. This isn’t about what are we responsible for? It’s about he started to show off with a Silly Song and I was just saying it was inappropriate to hit people with I think I said a bucket of cold cold something I don’t remember what I said. But he right off the bat right normally with a podcast I’ve been I’ve been listening to him I’ve been doing a lot of reshot Jake Sully and with the people though he say go Hello Hello On today’s episode we are going to be talking about path pay or something like that you know and then they talk they actually talk about pate to the whole thing they’re not jumping around and not skipping around they’re like you know having to they sit down and sit at a table maybe maybe they stand I don’t know. And then they’re like what are we gonna talk about on today’s podcast? This Producer 6:46 is exactly what I was trying to do I was trying to happy producers meeting so that we could all get together in you know, having conversation maybe about what the podcast was going to be that day and what they’re going to talk about and so then we could also you know, hire experts to come into the shop or in doing the interviews like we used to do sometimes and we could really do a deep dive as well as I think they call it and we could get to the bottom of a few things you know I do research though I’ve been reading this newsletter magazines and the flyers a lot of flyers about the podcast starts crying Natty Bumpercar 7:25 I’m glad that you guys are doing all this research. That’s amazing. I had no idea that you guys were doing all that I I feel like I should be doing research Susan’s My name is on the show, but that’s okay. Let’s you know what i like the idea of having a meeting and discussing what the show’s topic will be and we can even you know we can like yeah, like today we’re gonna talk about you know, whatever it is and then we can actually try to do that to I don’t even know if we could do Rufus T. Rufus 7:55 I don’t listen, I think people tend to understand appreciate the wild wooliness the show it can it can go anywhere at any time. And then the second and I don’t know if the proper way to move forward would be to you know, say put up a lot of structure. I think that would confuse people and they might be like, Well what show is this now? I were 404 episodes into this bumper podcast and all of a sudden you’re going to tell me that you’re going to talk about I don’t know slinkys Natty Bumpercar 8:30 I mean slinkys is that’s actually a pretty growing up I remember slinkys I used to thought they were magic with being Producer 8:37 a frog we’d never had slinkys because you know we will get them and then they will met them and then they would always rust and he was just very sad. So we could talk about that too. I guess now Rufus T. Rufus 8:46 I obviously I feel like I was just using slink as kind of an example we don’t i don’t mean that we’re gonna do that. I was I was like, using like, people still in business school those that say you’re going to start a company and you’re going to be selling widgets. widgets. Natty Bumpercar 9:03 I love widgets to widgets are super fun. Like, I remember growing up and you could just go out and buy a box of widgets. And it was just like, what are we gonna do tonight? I don’t know. I guess we’re gonna play with these widgets See. Now I feel a little bit left out because we didn’t have widgets where I grew up was that what is that like a southern thing? Producer 9:20 So we reordered widgets, you could get them in a box of cereal and there was I remember my mom was she was always like, hey, producer, but Natty Bumpercar 9:29 your name is actually producer. Producer 9:30 Yes. It’s my name is what I did. Yeah. Okay. But anyway, she would say producer, you’d be careful when you open your cereal. Because if you pour and you don’t pay attention, you could always end up eating a widget and it’s not gonna taste good by the way. Natty Bumpercar 9:47 It’s not gonna taste good at all, which I mean, that’s like metal and plastic and whatever, like, clearly Wow, you have a very good caring mom, producer. What is it kind of under your name is actually producer I thought we just kind of like that was Hey, you’re doing the producing we’re gonna call you No sir, that reminds me I was gonna get a new key card system for the entrance to the podcast, Katia button bumper, whatever we are, we’re, we’re in headquarters in coffee-can alley currently we’re in the bumper barn, which is where we do the recording. That’s what studio is, as you saying, Rufus T. Rufus 10:21 Don’t Don’t make fun of how I speak I’ve got an accent and I’m proud of it. It is, it is baked into me than it is how I talk and it is how I walk in it is who I am. Anyway. I have a keycard system that’s going to be installed at some point. We’re going to be doing hand scans, retinal scans, we’re going to take all kinds of information and be properly buttoned up around here there’s just too much frivolity as far as who’s coming in and who’s going in and who’s starting the shows off without anybody else. No one about anything you want to stand when I’m catching my drift. Natty Bumpercar 11:00 No, I don’t understand what you’re catching your drift. I think that’s probably a swipe at me because again, I started the show off with a Silly Song but producer is the one who actually pushes the buttons and I’m not throwing him under the proverbial producer bus. But you know, I I don’t push buttons. I just, I just talk. Aloysius J. Pig 11:20 Yeah, so Natty Bumpercar 11:21 I guess I’m cool with this whole cod key card Do I have to carry a card around? I don’t even have a wallet. Producer 11:29 So everyone can we’re going to hand out these these zip tie dongles that you can put around you and your card goes on it and then you just can zip it up in zip and then boom and then you Natty Bumpercar 11:43 I don’t wait where did music go? What just happened? There’s Rufus T. Rufus 11:46 no bad Who did that? Who did somebody just turn that off? What’s happening right now? Natty Bumpercar 11:51 This is very strange. I don’t know what could have possibly happened. Producer What do you think? We’re back. We’re back. Everybody, everybody we’re back. We got the fun music back end. We’re going to attack we’re gonna shake and wiggle and do a little dance. We’re gonna jump around and do a lot of prancing like we’re deer in the woods or run in through the woods. Aloysius J. Pig 12:21 Aloysius dandy, I’m sweeter than candy. I got on to the aquarium so I can hang with the fish. Producer 12:29 For there, sir. guards around and round, around and around and around and around then all around Yeah. rounders are hurry. I go round and round arm up and down and all around good. Hi. Rufus T. Rufus 12:44 My name is Rufus G. Rufus. And I’m not going to even acknowledge what’s happening. Right now even though this is catchy music than I anticipated. Doodle Poodle 13:02 Everybody I’d like to draw, draw and draw doodle. I’m gonna use sometimes I use sometimes I even Natty Bumpercar 13:16 Okay, doodle Aloysius producer and Rufus and me Natty Bumpercar. That’s that’s the crew. Now everybody get up and dance and clap your hands because this is a show that we call the bumperpodcast. Now, let’s cut. Cut cut cut the music. Can you cut it off? Thanks, robot. It’s great to see you. I really felt like we had a real crew a real vibe going real jam. And even bumper pod cut bumper What’s his name? Bumpercar where he was like this is something that we call the bumper podcast that should have been the hot out right but you kind of jumped in I feel like maybe if you could have tried to come in earlier it would have worked a little bit better but uh Rufus T. Rufus 14:12 yeah, well you know, maybe maybe we’ll figure this out we’ll get it another day. I felt like we came pretty close with this episode, but I came off the rails. Yeah, it was a real No, I don’t know what Natty Bumpercar 14:24 I don’t want anybody to leave feeling bad. I thought that that was what happened. There was pretty fun and pretty awesome. And robot. I thought you did a great job. I do agree with pig that you kind of came in at what felt like the end of the song. But you know what I’m thinking this is what all the hip kids do these days. And hold on to your hats because I think you’re gonna probably love this idea. Producer. Are you ready for this? Producer 14:50 Yes, of course. It’s REMIX. Outro 15:05 The bumper podcast is an oftentimes hilarious weekly romp with Natty Bumpercar and some of his pals. It is family friendly, clean and ridiculous. Thanks a bundle for listening. 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