Seriously – I know . . .

Yep – yep – yep – I seriously know that I am cheating by just posting 2 (two) ants for the sum total of this week so far . . . but I am away from the cave – they let me out! They let let me out!!

But fear not – fear mongers – because tomorrow there will be words (a lot of them) . . .

But before I go – 2 (two) quick things:

  • I found out a couple of hours ago – that one of my penguins may be endangered. This isn’t even speaking in one of my odd codes – there is just more of a back story than I am able to jump into for right this second . . . All I can say is that I fear for his safety.
  • I was just just told a story by someone who spent his morning saving a duckling. I suppose that as one bird prepares to leave the world – another needs to be saved.

Birds of a feather – Flock together. Aye – yo – that is fowl. Get your ducks in a row. If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck. Bird brain. Snow birds. Birdy-Birdy Two by Four can’t fit through the birdcage door. You are such a chicken. Eagle eyes. Goosed. Quack quack waddle waddle. Quack quack waddle waddle. Quack quack waddle waddle.

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A Note On Weighty Matters

So – last night – and all of the time – I noticed that my bag was breaking me. It was ridiculously heavy. It hurt very much – my neck and my back.

I got curious how much it weighed . . . how about 15.4 (fifteen point four) pounds!

Then I got curious as to how much my clothes weighed . . . they were 6.2 (six point two) pounds!

It is a wonder that I can even walk upright . . . carrying 21.6 (twenty one and a half) pounds around all day and night . . . from doing a little research – I think that a knight in shining armor only had to carry around 17 (seventeen) or so pounds . . . and turtles – only about a couple or so . . . my research is sound!
So now – I only carry 1 (one) bag of marshmallows in my bag – and for clothes – I use leaves.

Today is a new day.

My store is on (serious) vacation

Hola Pollitos (yeah – you just got called baby chickens . . . sorry about that.) Did you even know that I have a store on my website where – in theory – you can buy all kinds of N.Bumpercar stuff?!? Well I do – and it looks a lot like the picture that is currently hovering above these very words.

Well – it is on a bit of a hiatus – while I get some of my own little chickens in a row – see see see how that came back around???!? Don’t worry your self though – I will send up flares as soon as the situation is amended and the registers are ready to ring again.

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