Tag: Science

So – last night – and all of the time – I noticed that my bag was breaking me. It was ridiculously heavy. It hurt very much – my neck and my back.

I got curious how much it weighed . . . how about 15.4 (fifteen point four) pounds!

Then I got curious as to how much my clothes weighed . . . they were 6.2 (six point two) pounds!

It is a wonder that I can even walk upright . . . carrying 21.6 (twenty one and a half) pounds around all day and night . . . from doing a little research – I think that a knight in shining armor only had to carry around 17 (seventeen) or so pounds . . . and turtles – only about a couple or so . . . my research is sound!
So now – I only carry 1 (one) bag of marshmallows in my bag – and for clothes – I use leaves.

Today is a new day.

Now-a-days . . . I seem to love looking at how much I weigh.

I think that I am really just excited that I may have finally stumbled upon my entry into the “Big Science Fair” that is (made up) coming up pretty soon – here – in the (not so) near future.

My experiment will probably be called something wordy – because that always sounds a lot smarter – when you can put lots and lots of words together – that is. Or maybe I’ll just go with something simple like “How Much Do I Weigh – Sometimes?!” – to let the research speak for itself.

The first entry into my “How Much Do I Weigh – Sometimes?!” journal will read as follows:

Tonight – before I took a shower – I weighed 170.00 pounds – and then I peed (please excuse the previous reference – but it is in the name of science – so take it at that – if you would please) – and I weighed 169.4 pounds (evidently if I peed 283.34 times – I would be gone – which is an interesting and frightening thought – and also a completely different experiment). I then took a shower and still weighed 169.4 pounds.

Today’s Conclusion: Showering does not effect weight. peeing does.

That is all for right now – but maybe I will update later with my newest question. Does Flank Steak stuffed with Parmesan cheese and spinach effect weight?!

I’ll bet that you can barely wait.