I think that this is where all kinds of stuff goes.
I think that it is possible that the trashcan in the kitchen might have died – or something – because that is the only way to explain the horrid odor that has aggressively wafted the several room trip necessary to reach my sensitive schnoz.
Seriously – whatever is happening in the kitchen is totally out of control.
“Why are you in the business of blaming the poor little trashcan – mean Mister Bumpercar?” You may be on the edge of your seat (preferably with your hand up – always lead a question with an upwardly outstretched hand – just to keep things proper) – about to ask – following up quickly – and before I could possibly ever answer with a “What’d it ever do to you anyways – besides lugging all of your nasty – icky garbage around – without you ever even once stopping to give it a ‘Hey there fine job – kiddo!’ – or nothing . . . what kind of inanimate tyrant are you anyways – huh?!”
Well – to answer your first question – while deftly ignoring the second part – I just recently emptied the trashcan of it’s vile contents – and now have to wonder if they were the only things keeping the can from assaulting my air.
Oh well – time to take a shower with the trashcan – I guess.
It is really the only option that I can think of – at this point.
I totally forgot to drop you guys a line yesterday to let you know that this is an off week for all of us here at the bumperblog. The chips are stacked a bit too big against us for this week – so – instead of shoveling crummy posts into your wheel barrow – for you to take home to ma and pa – we decided to take a marker and cross out this week.
Weight is off of our shoulders – until Sunday – when the anticipation builds . . . for another exciting week.
See ya then.
– n.bumps
I have to wonder – who is that Hoot Bird?!
I also have to tell you that I didn’t put him there . . .
My pal Scott Teplin is showing is work at:
ADAM BAUMGOLD GALLERY
74 EAST 79th STREET NEW YORK, NY 10075
PHONE: 212-861-7338 FAX: 212-288-1261
HOURS: TUES – SAT11-5:30
Here are a couple of words from the press release:
The exhibition features meticulously rendered pen and ink and watercolor drawings of fantastical rooms in which odd scale shifts, implausible situations, and strange juxtapositions of furnishings are the norm, as well as a series of artist’s drawn book
The opening is tonight – Thursday, May 1 from 6-8 p.m. – so you should just have enough time to hop onto a plane, get into town and get yourself settled before getting all gussied up to go to the big show!