So here I sit. In my castle. Whiling my time away. I can get a mite bored – so I talk to my dog – but he usually doesn’t have much to say. So now I talk to a mic – because that’s less crazy – and it’s easy to convince myself that I am just procrastinating . . . and not being lazy. So – thanks for the listen – you get a gold star. Hopefully you will enjoy what you hear. Hardy-har-har-har.

Needing a new camera . . . I stumble upon a much worse idea . . . A traveling portrait artist . . . Poodle.

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Oh . . . There are robots in the world – indeed there are. But why are they so sad?!

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Ladies and Gentlemen . . . We are at war.

Unfortunately – the inanimates are winning.

That is all – for now!

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It’s the quietest episode yet . . . Gotta get ready to be sneaky around the baby.

So hhhhuuuusssshhhhhh it down.

Pretty please?!

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Angry. Angry. Angry. About the constant attack from spider webs . . .

Whose planet is this anyway?!

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