So here I sit. In my castle. Whiling my time away. I can get a mite bored – so I talk to my dog – but he usually doesn’t have much to say. So now I talk to a mic – because that’s less crazy – and it’s easy to convince myself that I am just procrastinating . . . and not being lazy. So – thanks for the listen – you get a gold star. Hopefully you will enjoy what you hear. Hardy-har-har-har.

Oh! It’s a Bumperpodcast interview with a crummy microphone and major technical issues …

My lifelong pal has stopped by headquarters and now you know a little itty-bit more about me. Part of it being that I don’t have a screen set up and my ‘p’s’ and ‘b’s’ really pop out into the world.

Do you have a best pal in the world? Do you want to help us with our technical issues? Would you like to be interviewed? Let us know by sending an email to bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com – and then we’ll blow this spot up!

Boom!

Incoherence … thy name is Bumpercar!

In this episode – Bumpercar rambles on about some number game that doesn’t seem to have any rules and also doesn’t seem to make any sense. Then he diverges wildly to talking about a chimney.

Please help us by sending an email to bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com – and then we’ll take a nap.

A sleepy nap.

 

Bumpercar skips by his newly found gift of ill health and instead decides to focus on his friend Christmas Tree leaving Headquarters.

What do you think that Christmas Trees do when they reach Christmas Tree Bonanza? Let us know by sending an email to bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com – and then we’ll share the wealth.

The wealth!

It’s the first Bumperpodcast of the year and right off the bat … we start off on an odd foot … an odd footing.

Rocco the workman comes in with a work order to fix some stuff and ends up junmpin into the show … Robot isn’t happy about the situation and tempers start to flare.

Have you ever had someone that you didn’t want jump onto your podcast? Let us know by sending an email to bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com – and then we’ll tell them to hush.

Shhhhhhhhh!

 

I don’t wear socks – because I’m notinto cruelty to sock animals … So – I constantly run the risk of catching Draftsmans Disease. You have been warned.

I think that we sing a New Year’s song as well – maybe about Pig and Robot? I’m not entirely sure. Please tell us what the song was all about by sending an email to bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com – and then we’ll all be on the same page.

Wahoo!