So here I sit. In my castle. Whiling my time away. I can get a mite bored – so I talk to my dog – but he usually doesn’t have much to say. So now I talk to a mic – because that’s less crazy – and it’s easy to convince myself that I am just procrastinating . . . and not being lazy. So – thanks for the listen – you get a gold star. Hopefully you will enjoy what you hear. Hardy-har-har-har.

Bumpercar is now obsessed with Vine! You should super-follow him there – his name is probably Natty Bumpercar – or – NattyBumpercar – or some such thing …

It will make your days a million more better.

Do – you have 6 seconds? Let us know by sending an email to bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com.

Follow! Watch! Giggle!

Pig has taken over the Bumperpodcast today after Natty Bumpercar was potentially poisoned.

We also find out what’s going on with the stickers and t-shirts.

Do – you take nap-er-oos? Let us know by sending an email to bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com.

You are the best!

We are so overrun with diapers in headquarters that we have decided to start using them for everything.

Are you overrun? Let us know by sending an email to bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com.

Diapers are the future!

Rain and rain and rain and rain … So much rain in the world – and – Bumpercar doesn’t seem to believe in umbrellas.

Do you believe in umbrellas? Let us know by sending an email to bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com.

Rain is everywhere!

Spring has sprung around Headquarters!

And – Natty Bumpercar realizes that he doesn’t know everything in the world – which is disturbing. So – a mission is sent out to all of my pals … Tell me all of the things in the world that I don’t know.

Do you know things? Let us know by sending an email to bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com.

We’ll be awsomer!