Bumperpodcast #165: Diapers ahoy!

Natty Bumpercar: good day to you bumper podcast it's me natty bumper car and i know for a fact that you probably are like i hope he's not going to talk about rain again i hope he's not going to talk about any uh rain precipitation none of it no fog no clouds we're done well guess what uh it's still raining it's never ever stops raining here and um what i've had to start doing is uh the baby is now naked because we've taken all of his diapers we're putting them under the doors where i've built a raft a diaper raft and uh which you know i guess in theory was a good idea no you know what probably not even in theory it was never a good idea to make a raft out of diapers because you know what diapers do they absorb the water and that is not what anyone wants i hope that there was just a loud noise that came into my ear and i hope that you didn't hear that noise but maybe you did i don't know computers are so weird sometimes so needy and the problem is so i'm on one of those apple computers but i'm running this thing called parallels so that i can see um i can use windows at the same time because there's some programs that they don't make for apple but they do make for windows that i have to use blah blah blah blah not important not exciting but it's i don't like it just having this windows it's like having a whole other computer on top of my computer it's like having a ham sandwich that someone shoved into my peanut butter and jam jam sandwich who in the planet says peanut butter and jam not me not ever again that was just something that came that happened and it'll never happen again back to the diapers i had to take down we we had a diaper castle i had so many diapers that like the baby slept in a in a in a diaper crib uh there's like a diaper rocking chair that we had built uh every like there was a diaper trash can that was made out of diapers so i'm like you think that this is a little excessive on the diapers it's extremely excessive on the diapers it's extremely excessive on the diapers it's extremely excessive on the diapers that's what happens when you have hundreds or however many kids you there's a lot of diapers in the world so i had to figure out stuff to do with them you know and i'm looking out the window and it's constantly raining and i was like i've got it i'm gonna build a boat out of diapers so i built it inside and um i used they diapers have those little tabs so that it sticks to each other and uh so i didn't have to use glue or anything it was like it made sense look it makes sense all right it looks like a boat i sat in it i made oars out of diapers i made a captain's hat out of a diaper and then i i went to set sail and immediately the first thing that happened was i sunk