Well – well – well . . . for the sake of being lazy – and also for the other sake of actually updating on a semi-normal basis – we here at Bumpercar HQ (which to my mind is short for “Headquarters” – which you really probably already knew) have decided to let the little ants live over here in the Bumperblog.

“Who in the world are these “ants” anyways?” You may very well be asking yourself – and since it is such a fine question – I have have have decided to answer it as perfectly as I possibly can.

The “ants” may or may not have originally been called “Lil’ Man” – with the main ant – the one who is usually on the left being the aforementioned “Lil’ Man” . . . it was a name that he hated and that was just supposed to be just ridiculous enough to work – and then this terrible thing happened – and the name immediately went away – and I just started referring to them as “ants.”

After drawing some of these things in the notebook that lives in my back pocket, I would often say “Hey. I made some more ants today.” Or something like that right before I made somebody read the little buggers. What a blast it all was. A serious ball was had by all . . .

Now a quick explanation – a caveat – these are meant to be silly little bugs that are sometimes miserable with the world around them – so they aren’t always that nice or happy. If you are ridiculously easily offended – and you would like something full of wit and whimsy – may I recommend this comic strip . . . They are done really fast for the most part (sometimes even while driving) – so they look how they look (to my mind – a good way to describe them would be “endearing” – hee).

Anyway – seriously – thanks for looking at stuff – if you keep doing that – then I promise to keep making more stuff – for you to then look at – and then – oh you get the point – on and on we go. Too-de-loo!

Some little birds have floated into the house to let me know that on some computers (like any computer that looks at this here internet on a pc using Internet Explorer – which is maybe a bunch more computers than you can shake a stick at) – are getting a ton of white space up there – right above this post (at least for right now – since this should be the topmost post) . . . Well – I don’t want all of that space – and so come hook or crook – rain or shine – I will figure out how to get rid of that there white space.

And that is all that I have got for this second . . .