Then my eyes stopped working
Howdy gang! I wanted to give you a quick update – because – as I’m humongously positive that you are aware . . . there was no Snowflake today . . . and – it was bound to be a biggie – right?! Well, I’ve been so – so – so busy working on the local railroad all of my …
And then I got an ulcer
I woke up on the wrong side of the bed on Sunday morning . . . The ugh side. The ouch side. The I don’t feel swell side. Basically, my throat was a hot screaming mess of no fun and it wanted to make sure that I knew it. Yeah. I knew it. Loud and clear. On Saturday, me and …
[Updated] Baby Breathing
Howdy all. This is a quick follow-up to the mountain of stress that was last night. It will hopefully put your minds at ease – and make you feel a touch better about where things were left off in my last little report. As I think I put at the end of my last note – the baby is back …
Will he send a postcard?
There I was – on a pleasant day – walking my dog (Irving Brown Socks) and talking on the phone . . . just walking and talking . . . just talking and walking . . . and enjoying the nice day (remember when we had a nice day – awhile ago?!) – when all of a sudden – the …
Drive-by pudding plaguing Montclair
Late last night – I was walking Mister Irving Brown Socks – excuse me – Uncle Mister Irving Brown Socks – around the block – for his late-nighter. We had stopped so that he could check out some smell or another – when – all a sudden – out of nowhere – a car zoomed by super-fast. Cars tend to …
A Real Pick Me Up
I was on the brink of one of my soon to be patented all-night late-nights – so I stopped on the way home at a little convenience store to get a big hot tea. I know that I could have made tea at home – but I figured that at the store – they would have the one magic ingredient …
Did I See A See Thing?!
So – big news from the news desk – here in Coffee-Can Alley – maybe big news – that is – or maybe a hoax! The other night I was driving home and it was dark – like how it gets at night – and right in front of us (really really far in front) – there was a light …
Merry Ho-Ho-Ho!!
We will be back in a couple of weeks – huzzah!!