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  • Bumperpodcast #396 – Season 2 – The Lake

    Bumperpodcast #396 – Season 2 – The Lake

    Natty wants to talk about perspective – so, the gang all talk about a trip that they took to the lake – and how they all perceived their shared experiences.

    The Bumperpodcast with Natty Bumpercar is an oftentimes hilarious weekly romp around Headquarters, in Coffee-Can Alley, with Natty Bumpercar and his entire gaggle of pals!

    You should send us an email to bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com. We’re here and we’re listening!

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  • Bumperpodcast #200: Bumpercar is back – and Pig, Robot, and Doodle Poodle are not thankful.

    Bumperpodcast #200: Bumpercar is back – and Pig, Robot, and Doodle Poodle are not thankful.

    Bumpercar is back – with a very special guest – and – Pig, Robot, and Doodle Poodle are scrambling to cover themselves on this episode of the Bumperpodcast!

    Happy Thanksgiving!!!

    Do you like special guests? Let us know by sending an email to bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com.


    About This Episode

    In this milestone 200th episode of the Bumperpodcast, chaos erupts as Natty Bumpercar returns from his annual Thanksgiving tradition of finding Turkey. Doodle Poodle, Aloysious J. Pig, and Robot attempt to convince Bumpercar they're recording episode 197, not the big 200th, leading to increasingly suspicious behavior and nervous deflections. As the characters struggle to maintain their cover story about a normal Thanksgiving episode, the truth threatens to unravel. The episode captures the improvisational comedy style of the show with characters talking over each other, cracking under pressure, and ultimately fleeing when Bumpercar discovers the truth about what episode they're actually recording.

    Memorable Quotes

    “I just wanted you to know that I'm just a dog who likes to draw, and I don't know anything about episode numbers, or anything, I don't know nothing about nothing.”

    — Doodle Poodle

    “You're cracking under pressure. Not that there's any need for pressure, there's no pressure here, no pressure at all.”

    — Aloysious J. Pig

    “Run! Run!”

    — Doodle Poodle

    Topics: #thanksgiving #200thepisode #confusion #secrets #celebration #turkey

    Featuring: Doodle Poodle, Aloysious J. Pig, Natty Bumpercar, Robot

    Full Transcript

    Doodle Poodle: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, are you ready for the 200th episode of the Bumper Podcast?

    Aloysious J. Pig: Hey guys, hey guys, hey, doodle doodle, hey, what's going on? Hey Bumper Car, what's going on now? Hey Bumper Car, how's it going? Play it off guys, play it off. What are you talking about? Okay, hey, what are you doing? It's great to see you. Welcome back to the show. I mean, welcome to the show, not welcome back. No one know you, God, no one know you, missing.

    Natty Bumpercar: Hey, are you okay? You're acting kind of crazy right now. What are you guys doing? Are you just getting everything ready? We're going to do, I think it's episode 197. The big 197 episode right now, right? The big 197.

    Robot: That's what we're doing right now.

    Doodle Poodle: To 197. To 197. Hey, doodle doodle. That's what we're doing. Yeah, 196. Pig, make it fitter, make it better, pig, make it fix it, pig. Doodle doodle, you. Bumper Car came back. Yeah.

    Natty Bumpercar: There he is. Hey, you guys are all acting really weird right now. I don't know what's happening, but I went out for a couple weeks. I apologize, guys, everybody, Bumper Podcast-cateers, but I was out. I was, you know what time of year it is. Yeah. Here it is. It's Thanksgiving, and so every year, what we like to do is we like to go and find our friend, Turkey. Oh, no. Yeah. Not this guy. It's Turkey, yeah.

    Aloysious J. Pig: Oh, Turkey. Oh, it's great to see you again, Turkey. I can't believe you're back again this year. How many years is this now that we've been seeing you? Every year, it seems like for my entire life. Oh, wow. Every year. So that explains everything, everybody. That explains everything. That explains what Bumper Car went. Yeah.

    Robot: Yeah, that explains everything. Yeah, robot. That explains the whole story. You know, nothing weird. No. Nothing strange. Nothing weird going on here at all. Oh, okay. Bumper Car.

    Natty Bumpercar: Wow. So let's, I guess we should probably, I mean, start recording.

    Unknown: I mean, we should, do you guys want to be on the show right now?

    Natty Bumpercar: Do you want to be on the show this year? Or what do you, what should we do? I mean, I mean, it's, it's the Thanksgiving episode. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it's always the Thanksgiving episode, like, you know, tomorrow and I apologize, everybody. Normally what happens is we do a couple of episodes before Thanksgiving with Turkey. So you can really get to know them. And it's, it's, it's a bigger thing, but this year it was, I couldn't find them to be honest. And so I went out and, you know what? Well, I'm not gonna tell you this story right now. Why don't we get everything set up? We're going to do the Bumper, Bumper Podcast right here. The Thanksgiving Bumper Podcast with, it's a jam packed show. We got pigs. It's, uh, Robot, can you look into this? Can you figure out what's wrong? I think something must be messed up, because obviously for the 200th episode, it's going to be something really big and exciting. Yeah, it's not going well. This is just from 197. Oh, no. It's a Thanksgiving, so it's a big episode, but it's not, this is not, you know, the 200th episode. We got two more to go before that, which I hope you guys are excited about. I know I am.

    Doodle Poodle: I just wanted you to know that I'm just a dog who likes to draw, and I don't know, anything about episode numbers, or, or, anything, I don't know nothing about, I don't know anything about, nothing about anything at all, nothing about anything at all.

    Aloysious J. Pig: Hey, listen, Doodlepoodle, you gotta stop what you're doing, what are you doing, Doodlepoodle? You're cracking under pressure. Not that there's any need for pressure, there's no pressure here, no pressure at all. It's a Thanksgiving episode, Robot's looking into the numbers, clearly something's a little bit screwy, wonky on that, and, uh, we're just gonna do a normal Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving podcast right now, buh-buh-podcast right now, everybody, of course.

    Natty Bumpercar: Pig, you are always the voice of reason, I love that what you're, I mean, that makes sense. Alright, how should we start? We should just start the show. Because, I mean, I feel like we've been talking for a while now. Ladies and gentlemen, it's me, Natty Bumpercar, it's the Bumper Podcast, it's the Thanksgiving episode, and, wait, no, no, this isn't, guys, this is the 200th episode, what happened? What happened?

    Doodle Poodle: Run! Run!

  • Bumperpodcast 71 – Birds and Time Travel!

    Bumperpodcast 71 – Birds and Time Travel!

    We do a little time traveling on this episode of the Bumperpodcast! Then we get a bit riled over the possibility that birds are squaking and talking about our business. Bunch of pot stirrers – those birds …

     


    About This Episode

    In Bumperpodcast episode 71, Natty Bumpercar contemplates the nature of time, podcasting, and whether listeners exist in the future. His philosophical musings quickly spiral into a hilarious rant about birds and their potential gossip habits. Natty worries about birds spreading his secrets and getting involved in his business, while simultaneously respecting their privacy when they ruffle their feathers in puddles and dirt. The episode showcases Natty's stream-of-consciousness comedy style as he invents bird drama involving characters like Wilma Bird and Sheila Bird, ultimately admitting he makes more sense when Robot is around to keep him grounded.

    Memorable Quotes

    “Are you in the future? How's your world? Is it different from this one? Like is the sky still blue or is it nighttime maybe?”

    — Natty Bumpercar

    “Would you birds please keep my business to yourself… birds as a matter of fact stay out of my business entirely.”

    — Natty Bumpercar

    “I usually when robots in here I make more sense right”

    — Natty Bumpercar

    Topics: #birds #timetravel #philosophy #privacy #comedy #rambling #nature

    Featuring: Natty Bumpercar

    Full Transcript

    Natty Bumpercar: ladies and gentlemen it's me natty bumper car and i am coming to you live except it's not really i mean it's live i never know if it's live or not are you where are you right now what are you doing are you listening to this right now because i'm i'm talking right now but you might not be listening to it right now it's a little bit like time travel but also not like that at all are you in the future you okay so yes okay i know that you're not in the past because there's no way that you're gonna be listening to this in the past because i haven't said it yet unless okay wait if you somehow take this and no there's no way for you to take this into the past you're listening to this in the future aren't you how's your world is it different from this one like is the sky still blue or is it nighttime maybe do birds are do birds talk about things do birds tell secrets and whisper in the night i hope not i have a hard enough time sleeping as it is without a bunch of birds flying around telling everybody my business would you birds please keep my business to your to yourself to you know what birds as a matter of fact stay out of my business entirely now that i think about it i got it i kind of hiccuped there for a second because i was kind of thinking you know i didn't ever do anything to these birds i didn't go into their business and start flying around squawking and talking squawking the squawk talking the talk so i i would kind of expect a little common courtesy birds you know you're adorable small birds you ruffle your feathers in puddles i've seen you do it i've even seen birds ruffle their feathers in uh like uh just dust like you know when it's dirt i guess it's more dirt than dust and it's kind of cute because it's like what are you doing you getting ready for a big date obviously but then that's the thing i don't ask the birds because i don't want to get all up in their business it's their business what they're doing and if they want to if they're getting ready to go you know out on the town maybe with a nice lady bird then that's what they're gonna do and that's fine but it's not it's i'm i'm not gonna be the one who goes up to them and who you know who's like oh well i hear wilma bird's back in town from college are you gonna go visit her you know does sheila bird know about this probably not so well that's the thing i'm not gonna stir the pot i'm not a bird business stop stop per hot stirrer what's a stopper god i usually when robots in here i make more sense right