Tag: pig

  • PIG & A BOX!

    [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4o1-8AQ1Q0Q[/youtube]

    Holy mountains of beans! Can you even believe what Pig has found inside of Headquarters?! It’s a box … I wonder what could possibly be inside?

    Maybe you should watch the shenanigans to find out for yourself …

    Oh – and maybe Yetkin the moose (might) stop by (maybe) to lend a hoof or two … who knows?

  • Bumperpodcast 73 – Running out of juice.

    Bumperpodcast 73 – Running out of juice.

    On today’s episode of the Bumperpodcast … our intern, Bamboo, goes missing – and when Robot is brought in to help find her … he runs out of juice.

    What a cavalcade of calamities … how will we ever get through all of this in one piece?

    I guess that you’ll have to listen to the Bumperpodcast to find out!

     

     


    About This Episode

    In episode 73 of Bumperpodcast, Natty Bumpercar welcomes spring and complains about his creaky joints while dealing with chaos at headquarters. Robot mysteriously keeps shutting down and turning back on, leaving Natty confused and calling for help. The situation escalates when intern Bamboo goes missing, only to reveal she was hanging out with Pig at the tool shed. This short comedy episode features Natty's signature rambling commentary about clams being happy in the mud and his attempts to manage the unpredictable puppet crew.

    Memorable Quotes

    “It's a hot spring which is great for my bursitis my joints are all you know creaking because i'm so old”

    — Natty Bumpercar

    “You're happy as clams which are evidently very happy i don't know why you would be sitting in the mud the silt”

    — Natty Bumpercar

    “I was down at the tool shed with pig”

    — Bamboo

    Topics: #spring #technologyproblems #interns #friendship #chaos #workplacecomedy

    Featuring: Natty Bumpercar

    Full Transcript

    Natty Bumpercar: yes indeedy do it's me natty bumper car and i'm here and it's spring finally and it's nice weather because that's spring i mean it's hot spring but it's spring it's a hot spring which is great for my bursitis my joints are all you know creaking because i'm so old this spring i'm so old but it doesn't matter because you know what around headquarters here we we got it we have an intern we remember bamboo from last week she's well she's some hold on a second she was right here a second ago let me hey robot robot come here for a second i got a question to ask you robot seriously have a situation i don't need you to sit there and lollygag with your talking talking you're talking gagging is what you're lolly talking i don't need it i wasn't doing any lolly talking i don't even know what lolly talking is everybody i i think robot just ran out of juice i think he just broke robot robot no he's not waking up at all this is terrible we've lost i've lost the intern bamboo robot just turned off this is this is not a banner day at headquarters i don't even have anyone else to yell for i'm trapped here talking not trapped i love talking to you obviously you're a wonderful bumper podcast audience i can see you there bright and shining eyes happy as clams which are evidently very happy i don't know why you would be sitting in the mud the silt but you're very happy i don't know what to do i should talk about something else what were we talking about before spring i don't want to talk about spring anymore i've got a broken robot here lost intern what robot you're waking up you're waking up oh yay he's back i don't know what even happened you ran out of back oh no no no no no no no oh robot you were here for a second and then you're gone again this is terrible hey guys oh all right thank goodness gracious all right all right it's bamboo she came back bamboo where were you we were i was i didn't no one knew i was down at the tool shed with pig you were what down at the tool shed with pig that's crazy you first off robot you're back second off no i didn't pigs everybody's friend

  • Happy Mudda’s Day!

    Pig is back with an all new track (and video) … and this time – he is singing about his Mudda. How appropriate is that?! Well – I suppose that you should just listen to find out.

    Cinnamon also stops by to help out with the tune.

    Happy Mudda’s Day!

    [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RR6WXuuEEg[/youtube]

  • Bumperpodcast 63 – Meetings . . .

    Bumperpodcast 63 – Meetings . . .

    Meetings and meetings and electronic mails and video chats and face to faces and telephone calls . . . Man! Life around Headquarters has gotten nutty-busy!

    But – then – there is a glitch in the show when I realize that I can no longer say my own name . . . Was it one of the meetings that I had? Was it something that I ate?

    Listen to find out today – on the Bumperpodcast!

    Don’t forget to email me your questions, musings and whatnot at bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com.

    Hooray!


    About This Episode

    In episode 63 of the Bumperpodcast, host Natty Bumpercar finds himself in a bizarre predicament when he suddenly can't say his own name properly. After a series of business meetings involving press kits and website changes, Natty discovers the surprising culprit: his name is in the process of being trademarked. The episode features Natty's hilarious confusion as he tries to figure out what's happening, while also revealing that fan-favorite character Pig continues to steal the spotlight at live shows. This short comedic episode showcases the absurdist humor that makes Bumperpodcast a unique comedy experience.

    Memorable Quotes

    “People come up to me at shows and they say, is pig here? Will we be seeing pig tonight? Some nights I say yes and they're very happy.”

    — Natty Bumpercar

    “My name is in the process of being trademarked. What?”

    — Natty Bumpercar

    Topics: #trademark #identitycrisis #businessmeetings #liveshows #pig #website #presskit

    Featuring: Natty Bumpercar

    Full Transcript

    Natty Bumpercar: well well well if it isn't the bumper podcast it's so great to see you like i'm really thrilled i'm also really tired i'm not gonna lie to you it's been a busy busy few days busy doing what well i had some meetings and i talked to some people on the telephone and i sent some people some electronic mail you know all the normal stuff that a bumper does wait a bumper why can't i say it anymore my name is this is the bumper podcast okay i was able to say that i talked for a while and then it's uh me me Wow that is strange i evidently can't say my name anymore let's go back over those meetings that i was having and see if maybe one of them could have possibly messed with how i say my name is that even possible is that something that can happen i don't know let's see i uh i had a meeting you With someone who said, you know, he said, hey, here's what you need to do. Hey, here's what you need to do, my friend. He said, press kit. Make a press kit. That's fine. Makes sense. Make a video press kit type explaining thing. That also makes sense and seems like great advice. Change your website. Your website isn't doing it, which is depressing because that makes me tired. Having to think about changing my website. It exhausts me. But I don't think that has anything to do with my name either. We also talked about pig. Everyone loves pig. I'm not going to lie to you. People come up to me at shows and they say, is pig here? Will we be seeing pig tonight? Some nights I say yes and they're very happy. Some nights I have to say no. Cinnamon the horse is here. Maybe he's going to. Have you met my friend Yitkin the moose? Maybe he's going to entertain you. What other meeting did I have that would have messed with my name? Going through my papers here, shuffling through. Ah, here it is. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, bumper podcast. My name is in the process of being trademarked. What?

    Unknown: Thrill the opening of Yeng . . . .

  • Pig Sings a Love Song!

    [youtube width=”640″ height=”480″]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqQxnwbAAzg[/youtube]

    There is a song that a lot of people across the land have been waiting to hear . . . And – Pig wants to make sure that everyone gets a chance to hear it . . . Here it is!

    Hear. Hear. Here.

    Make sure to stick around after the song – as – there is a little extra treat!