Natty Bumpercar, the King of the Elephants, the Artful Otter, the Doer of Things and the Maker of Stuff responds to a couple of reviews in a none too coherent fashion.
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Robot has the microphone in today’s episode of the Bumperpodcast and that is great – because it is all that he has ever wanted in the world.
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In Bumperpodcast episode 97, Robot takes over hosting duties while Natty Bumpercar returns from vacation. Robot struggles with the responsibility of entertaining the audience, admitting he prefers wrecking other people's shows rather than hosting his own. He rambles about weekend plans, Robot Soccer, and Robot Crochet before confessing he doesn't even know what robots do in their spare time. When Natty interrupts to critique Robot's performance, Robot defensively insists he was "very awesome" despite his obvious complaints throughout the episode. This short improvisational comedy showcases the dynamic between the reluctant Robot host and returning show creator Natty Bumpercar.
“I'm more somebody who likes to come in and wreck other people's shows, this whole, you take over Robot, you know, I always said that's what I wanted, but in reality, I'm, no, no, not a fan.”
— Robot
“I could be doing my Robot Crochet, or Robot stuff, I don't even know what Robots do. Maybe that's it. I'm so mean to everybody all the time.”
— Robot
“Normally when people get on and they're like, complain, complain, complain, I don't know what I want to say. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Uh, not a great show.”
— Natty Bumpercar
Topics: #hosting #vacation #robots #weekendplans #hobbies #complaining #self-awareness
Featuring: Robot, Natty Bumpercar
Robot: Hello everybody, it's me, Robot, Matty Bumper Cars, back from vacation, and evidently it was a great vacation, because he said to me, he said, hey Robot, hey Robot, hey Robot, do you want to do the Friday Bumper Podcast, and I said, are we still doing that, and he said, yes, of course we are, everybody loves the Friday Bumper Podcast, it gets them ready for their weekend, so, what are you guys doing this weekend? What are you going to be doing, are you going to barbecue, are you going to go to the mall, maybe, do a little bit of shopping, I don't know what I'm supposed to talk about here people, I really, I'm more somebody who likes to come in and wreck other people's shows, this whole, you take over Robot, you know, I always said that's what I wanted, but in reality, I'm, no, no, not a fan, not a fan of having to come in and entertain you, when I could be. I could be off doing other things, other things that maybe I want to be doing, like, oh, Robot Soccer, I love Robot Soccer, I could be doing my Robot Crochet, or Robot stuff, I don't even know what Robots do. Maybe that's it. I'm so mean to everybody all the time. Hey, Robot, what's going on? Oh, hi, Matty.
Natty Bumpercar: Yeah. What are you doing here? I've been listening to your show, which I, I was happy, I was excited to let you do,
Robot: and you weren't very, I wasn't very what, I wasn't, I wasn't very bad, that's what you were going to say, I was very awesome. I was very awesome. I was very awesome. I was very awesome.
Natty Bumpercar: Yeah, no, that's not what I was going to say. Normally when people get on and they're like, complain, complain, complain, I don't know what I want to say. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Uh, not a great show.
Back from vactation full of both vim and vigor and energy and spunk! Natty has one of those tangental days that seem to happen from time to time …
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Natty Bumpercar returns from his beach vacation with hilarious observations about semantics, rickety stairs, and the mysteries of nature. In this characteristically rambling episode, Natty discusses the importance of saying what you mean (are you going DOWN to the beach or just OVER to the beach?), ponders why stairs deteriorate while grass bounces back, and makes an unexpectedly funny comparison between the smell of fresh-cut grass and fresh-cut hair. The episode takes several delightful tangents as Natty's train of thought leads him from beach vacations to lawn care to beauty salons, ending with the bizarre realization that thinking about haircuts is making him hungry.
“I'm a stickler for semantics. I'm a stickler for what you say better be true because if it's not true then I'm gonna know it and I'm gonna come at you hard and fast.”
— Natty Bumpercar
“Fresh-cut grass smells delicious. Not delicious, necessarily, but it smells wonderful. And this is creepy. This fresh-cut hair. I'm so glad that it doesn't smell like anything.”
— Natty Bumpercar
“Right now, I'm thinking about getting my hair cut, and for some reason, it's making me very hungry.”
— Natty Bumpercar
Topics: #vacation #beach #semantics #nature #grass #haircuts #randomobservations
Featuring: Natty Bumpercar
Natty Bumpercar: yes yes yes yes bumper podcast i am back for my vacation my staycation my heycation how's it going well it was awesome i went to the beach and there was sand and there was water and there was seaweed and there were seabirds and there were dunes and there was um there was a stairwell that you would take down to the beach it's like you would literally say i'm going down to the beach it wasn't like you know when you're staying at some places and like you just walk across the street to the beach or whatever like and you're just like i'm going down to the beach and you're really just walking over to the beach that's different that's very different i me i'm a stickler for semantics i'm a stickler for what you say better be true because if it's not true then i'm gonna know it and i'm gonna come at you hard and fast and i'm gonna get you i'm gonna say what did you just say you're going down to the beach no you're not beach is over there i'm going to the beach straight line you're going over to the beach my friend anyway i went down to the beach down the stairs and i gotta tell you i went to the same place last year the stairs a little bit more rickety this year why do stairs get rickety what do they do they're just there they're not doing anything i mean i guess people are walking on them and stuff but people walk on all kinds of stuff all the time for instance grass people walk on grass all the time and what does grass do while it's getting walked on it just kind of it lays back it's like hey i'm here but i'm fine you know i'm relaxed and i'm gonna chill out and the step goes by and then all of a sudden the grass is like hey i'm back look at me i'm grass i'm i'm feeling pretty spry today I'm feeling pretty green and grassy. Oh, no, here comes the lawnmower. Oh, no, I smell wonderful. I smell like fresh-cut grass. All right, I know we're getting a little bit tangential today. I was supposed to be telling you about my bumper vacation, which is not what we're calling it. But fresh-cut grass smells delicious. Not delicious, necessarily, but it smells wonderful. And this is creepy. This fresh-cut hair. I'm so glad that it doesn't smell like anything. Like, if you walk into a salon, for instance, wherever you get your hair cut, you know, if you walked into your beauty salon, and people were getting their hair cut, and you were just like, oh, my gosh, marshmallows. This place smells like blueberries. Blueberries and marshmallows. You know what? This is weird. I'm guessing this has never been said, Bumper Podcast, but right now, I'm thinking about getting my hair cut, and for some reason, it's making me very hungry.
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Natty coughs his way through the first part of the Bumperpodcast and is then interrupted by a phone call … Who would ever call in the middle of a show? Well, Pig would – of course!
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Natty Bumpercar welcomes in a super-fun-special guest into the studio … it’s Mott the Sheep!
What has Mott been up to? What is his visit all about? How has the summer been with his wool coat on – and – should we go to the salon to get him shaved?
So many questions and so little time on this week’s Bumperpodcast – Oh – and – you can let us know what you know at bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com.
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