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  • Bumperpodcast 103 – Country Time

    Bumperpodcast 103 – Country Time

    It’s a deep south day at Headquarters with Natty Bumpercar on the Bumperpodcast. We talk about sweet tea made by angels down at the bbq stand. Sweet tea made by angels – who live in the sky – and make sweet tea.

    A story is also told about being tackled by a dog who is hungry and looking for a tasty treat …

    There is really a lot to take in on today’s episode of the Bumperpodcast!

    Yee-haw!

     

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    About This Episode

    In this episode of Bumperpodcast, host Natty Bumpercar calls listeners on the telephone to share his exciting weekend plans. Natty enthusiastically describes his love for a local barbecue stand that serves sweet tea so good it tastes like it's made by angels in heaven. He details his Saturday routine of sleeping in, then heading out for pulled pork or beef brisket sandwiches. Natty shares a funny story about his dog Irving Brown Socks knocking him over in excitement for leftovers, resulting in a spilled sweet tea tragedy that ruined his entire weekend. This solo episode showcases Natty's rambling, stream-of-consciousness comedy style as he invites listeners to join him for barbecue.

    Memorable Quotes

    “I said if I ever do die and I hope I don't but if I do I hope that all I do all day is sit around and drink sweet tea that's made by angels.”

    — Natty Bumpercar

    “One time I was holding the food knocked me over you know what happened I knocked my sweet tea down I lost it I didn't have anything to drink for the rest of the day.”

    — Natty Bumpercar

    Topics: #food #barbecue #weekendplans #sweettea #dogs #southerncuisine #saturdayroutine

    Featuring: Natty Bumpercar

    Full Transcript

    Natty Bumpercar: hey everybody it's me natty bumper car calling you up on the telephone to say what are you doing this weekend because i'll tell you what i'm doing because i bet you all are looking at your devices just wondering what is he gonna be doing this weekend what is natty bumper car the guy that i'm listening to who sounds like he's uh a right good fella what's he gonna be doing this weekend well ladies and gentlemen who are listening to the bumper podcast this is number 100 and i'm gonna say two i might go ahead and say 102 103 you know somewhere in there might be 102.5 i once had a temperature 102.5 had to go see the doctor it was a rough trip evidently when i went down to the barbecue stand you know which one i'm talking about the one with the sweet tea it's like it's made by angels that's how much i love that sweet tea it's like it's made by angels in heaven and they just sit around they i said one day i said if i ever do die and i hope i don't but if i do i hope that all i do all day is sit around and drink sweet tea that's made by angels but you know what i don't even have to because what i can do is i can go down to this barbecue stand and do it right here on this planet with you who wants to meet me that's what i'm doing for lunch tomorrow what am i gonna do for breakfast sleep in hey it's saturday what do you do on saturdays not sleeping are you crazy saturday's a sleep in day so then after i get up and get all dressed and gussied up and out on the town i'm gonna go have some barbecue preferably the pulled pork if it's not sold out if it is however i'll have the beef brisket thank you so much because it's delicious too i sometimes i go there i get four or five sandwiches that's how hungry i am i leave with leftovers obviously i take a dog eat bag home to headquarters and i say irving irving brown socks irving brown socks my dog come and get it and you know what he does lickety split down the stairs here he comes woof woof woof i'm gonna eat some food one time i was holding the food knocked me over you know what happened i knocked my sweet tea down i lost it i didn't have anything to drink for the rest of the day you guys my weekend was ruined by that but you know what i hope you're going to enjoy it your weekend isn't ruined because you deserve the best weekend ever because you're the bumper podcast and i'm the bumper podcast and i'm netty bumper car and yee-haw

  • Bumperpodcast 102 – Laughing Baby

    Bumperpodcast 102 – Laughing Baby

    Today – a baby takes over and does a whole lot of laughing on the Bumperpodcast … it may be too much laughing.

    There probably isn’t enough laughing. This is a lot of laughing. I really hope that you like laughing, giggling, chortling, titters and a bunch of the hee-hee-hee … I really do!

    Listen to the Bumperpodcast and laugh along for yourself … Why don’t ya?!

    Hooray!

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  • Bumperpodcast 101

    Bumperpodcast 101

    Sorry that this is so late … But – there is a lot of whispering going on – because Baby Bumpercar officially has a stomach virus … a yucky-icky-nasty little stomach virus. Poor little guy.

    We shall defeat this sickness – today – on the Bumperpodcast!

     

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    About This Episode

    In Bumperpodcast episode 101, Natty Bumpercar attempts to record quietly while Baby Bumpercar battles a stomach virus at headquarters. The episode begins with whispered warnings about keeping quiet, but Natty soon realizes he's in a soundproof booth and can speak normally. He shares the messy, disgusting details of dealing with a sick baby who goes from playing adorably with trains to exploding goo everywhere. Natty laments the arrival of sickly season at headquarters, which apparently lasts eight months out of the year, and declares his disdain for the unwelcome stomach virus invader.

    Memorable Quotes

    “It's like you've got this adorable little baby child, running around, playing with trains, talking, bibble babble, and then boom. Goo. Smelly, icky, yucky, nasty, goo.”

    — Natty Bumpercar

    “Stomach virus, I'm not a fan. I don't like you. I want you out of headquarters. You're not paying rent. I'm sick of you.”

    — Natty Bumpercar

    Topics: #parenting #illness #winter #babybumpercar #headquarters #comedy #stomachvirus

    Featuring: Natty Bumpercar

    Full Transcript

    Unknown: Please make sure and be as quiet as you can, because Baby Bumper Car has got a virus, a stomach virus, and he's trying to sleep, so we can't wake him up, because if we do, he's liable to do the things that stomach viruses make you do, which are disgusting, and which shan't be discussed here. Disgust, disgusting. You see what I'm saying? So be very quiet. I don't want to wake him up, and you don't want me to wake him up, because if I do, it's all over.

    Natty Bumpercar: It, it's all over. It's, here's the thing, Bumper Podcast. By the way, I'm Natty Bumper Car. This is Bumper Podcast number 101. 101. And here we are, back in the sickly season, uh, winter. Which, around headquarters, is roughly eight months out of the year. Uh, we're just starting it off, but we're starting it off with a bang. That's a stomach virus. Uh, it has not migrated to anyone outside of its host carrier, and that's Baby Bumper Car. Um, I'm talking normal now, uh, normal-ish, as normal as I can, because I realized I'm in a soundproof booth, and while it's fun to whisper, I don't really have to. I'm gonna be honest with you, because he can't hear me, and I can't hear him. Huh. I wonder what he's doing out there. I mean, I wonder if he's even sleeping. I mean, if, I wonder if he's doing what stomach viruses make him do. I wasn't gonna tell you about this. It makes him explode. It makes him explode goo from, from, it's, from everywhere, on everywhere, everywhere. It's horrible. It's the worst. It's like you've got this adorable little, uh, baby child, what, running around, playing with trains, talking, bibble babble, bibble babble, look at me, bibble babble, bibble babble, what's that, what's that, and then boom. Goo. Smelly, icky, yucky, nasty, goo. Stomach virus, I'm not a fan. I don't like you. I want you out of headquarters. I want you out of Baby Bumper Car. I mean, you're leaving, you're going out already in all of this. I mean, directions, but I mean, I want you, you're not, you're done. You're not paying rent. I'm sick of you. I love the baby, though. Love Baby Bumper Car. Stomach virus, not so much.

  • Bumperpodcast 100

    Bumperpodcast 100

    Silence ... Headquarters has gone all kinds of quiet.

And - then something magical happens ... 

Shhhhhhh ...
    

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    About This Episode
    

    Natty Bumpercar celebrates a major milestone as the Bumperpodcast reaches episode 100! In this landmark episode, Natty shares a hilarious story about brushing his dog Irving Brown Sox's teeth after the pup developed a serious case of "yuck mouth." The tale involves a party thrown for Cinnamon the Horse after the classic "why the long face" joke made him sad, only to have Irving's bad breath clear the room. Natty also riffs on needing a new catchphrase and delivers an absurd story about fish playing high school football. It's a characteristically silly and improvisational celebration of 100 episodes of puppet comedy.
    

    Memorable Quotes
    

    

    “I brushed Irving Brown Sox's teeth today because his mouth, he had a yuck mouth.”
    

    — Natty Bumpercar
    

    

    “Cinnamon, why the long face? And he was like, that joke makes me sad. And we were like, you know what? We don't want you to be sad. We want to have a party for you.”
    

    — Natty Bumpercar
    

    

    “I don't know why I keep saying boom. Boom. I don't like boom. I need a new word.”
    

    — Natty Bumpercar
    

    Topics: #milestone #dogs #pets #parties #humor #dentalhygiene #celebrations
    

    Featuring: Natty Bumpercar, Irving Brown Sox
    

    

    
Full Transcript

    

    Natty Bumpercar: Yeah, it's like a party whistle. You know why it's like a party whistle? Hold on, I got another party whistle. What happened? What happened? Was there like 20 seconds of silence? Because you know why? Because last week, it was the end. It was the end of the Bumper Podcast. It was the end of the Bumper Podcast in the pre-three-digit era, that is. Boom! Welcome to number 100. This is the 100th Bumper Podcast. I'm Natty Bumper. I'm Natty Bumper Car. This is number 100. This is the Bumper Podcast. You know all about me because I told you all about me a couple of episodes. You know what else about me? I brushed my dog's teeth today. That's right. I brushed Irving Brown Sox's teeth today because his mouth, he had a yuck mouth. Do you remember yuck mouths? They were just like, I got a yuck mouth.
    

    Irving Brown Sox: I got a yuck mouth. I got a yucky, yucky, yucky, yucky yuck mouth. Look at me now, yuck mouth. Look at me now, yuck mouth.
    

    Natty Bumpercar: And I went in there with a toothbrush and I was like, scrub, scrub, scrub. Circles, circles, circles, circles, horizontal, horizontal, horizontal, vertical, vertical, vertical, circles, circles, circles, because literally, he walked into the room where the party was happening and because sometimes we like to have parties around headquarters. All right? Why? Well, let's just say Cinnamon the Horse came in with a very long face. And we were all like, Cinnamon, why the long face? And he was like, that joke makes me sad. And we were like, you know what? We don't want you to be sad. We want to have a party for you. Boom. That's the only reason we need for a party around here. And then Irving Brown Sox walks into the room and starts breathing because that's what dogs do sometimes. He was all like.
    

    Irving Brown Sox: And then.
    

    Natty Bumpercar: The room cleared out. And then it's me. Boom. I don't know why I keep saying boom. Boom. I don't like boom. I need a new word. Blah, blah, blah. And then. Blah, blah, blah. Nah, that sounds like a fish. That sounds like an exclamation a fish would have. Like when a fish high school football game, when the little fish makes the surprise catch in the fish end zone. And like, he goes to spike the ball in front of the stands because everybody's going to love him now. And then out of nowhere, he's all like. Blah blah blah.
    

    

    

    
			
    
		
    
		
	
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    Bumperpodcast 99 – The end
    
			
    Bumperpodcast 99 – The end
    
			
    This if officially the fallout from the reviews that were done on the Bumperpodcast … it may also officially be the end of the road. 
    

    Some of the characters pop in to lend their own versions of helping hands … none of it really seems to help all that much.
    

    Why don’t ya listen to the Bumperpodcast to see how everything turns out … Why don’t ya?!
    

    You can also email us at Bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com if you get the itch …
    

    Hooray!
    

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