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In a somewhat lifeless return . . . Natty Bumpercar wishes everyone a “Happy Snew Year!” We find out that Cinnamon is the latest amoung the missing around Headquarters and the fact that my teeth are hurting is never brought up.
You can only find out by listening to this weeks Bumperpodcast!
Don’t forget to email me your questions, musings and whatnot at bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com.
Hooray!
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Natty Bumpercar returns from his holiday break to share New Year greetings with listeners, though he's not thrilled about all the snow. After expressing his complicated feelings about clocks and his genuine affection for the Bumperpodcast audience, Natty reveals troubling news from headquarters: Cinnamon the horse has gone missing. This marks the second mysterious disappearance in a short time, leaving Natty frustrated and overwhelmed. The episode captures Natty's signature rambling style as he struggles with both winter weather and the growing mystery at Bumperpodcast headquarters.
“there is more snow coming out of the wazoo i don't even know what a wazoo is but i know it's full of snow and that there's snow coming out of it”
— Natty Bumpercar
“you know what i'm not gonna backpedal from that i actually love you… well that doesn't matter what did i do that for huh”
— Natty Bumpercar
“he's missing he's not here he's not there he's not anywhere this is the second time in a short time span that people have gone missing”
— Natty Bumpercar
Topics: #newyear #holidays #missingpersons #cinnamonthehorse #winter #snow #mystery #headquarters
Featuring: Natty Bumpercar
Natty Bumpercar: from what i understand ladies and gentlemen you guys have been missing me and i don't blame you one bit because i haven't been here i've been gone because i was taking a little break for the holidays that's right i was taking a little break a little snooze a little nap a little um vacation i guess from the chit and chat from the ticking talking ticking talking i'm not a clock i'm not a clock don't even pretend like i'm a clock i don't like clocks i don't like watches i don't like timers i don't like any of it what i want to tell you guys that i should have been telling you a while ago obviously because you know middle of the month almost is happy snoo year what's this new year natty bumper car well it's it's a new year that's been covered in snow snow out the wazoo like literally there is more snow coming out of the wazoo i don't even know what a wazoo is but i know it's full of snow and that there's snow coming out of it and i don't i'm not a fan of it i don't i don't particularly enjoy it i don't like it a little bit what about you guys what have you been doing did you get all of your christmas tears and wishes come true did all of your uh stockings get stuffed did your packages get packed properly with ribbons and bows and tape and paper and everything these are things that i wonder about these are things that i worry about for you bumper podcast because i love you you know what i mean no you know what i'm not gonna backpedal from that i actually love you i'm looking at you over there i'm looking at you over there in the corner i'm looking at a lot of people right now and i'm gonna say this one more time and i'm gonna mean it i kind of sort of love you well that doesn't matter what did i do that for huh you know what i uh i've been wasting a lot of time i just realized here talking about nothing uh but what i want to tell you guys is we have a major situation happening at headquarters a terrible major bad situation you guys know cinnamon right he's the horse who hangs out here he goes and does comedy with me a lot of the times and he's a great horse he's brown he has teeth he's he's a he's great is what i'm gonna is all i'm gonna i'm gonna keep telling you this he's missing he's not here he's not there he's not anywhere this is the second time in a short time span that people have gone missing around headquarters and i'm about to just give up on everything on the whole planet i can't handle it
Unknown: you you
It has been a week – and – everyone around Headquarters has been on pins and needles wondering what the fate of Turkey may be . . . Did Robot find the proper forms that were needed to set the pardon?!
Listen and you just might find out – maybe – possibly.
These are some of the things that I babble about today – on the Bumperpodcast!
Don’t forget to email me your questions, musings and whatnot at bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com.
Hooray!
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Natty Bumpercar battles a cold while walking his dog Socks in the rain in this short and silly episode of Bumperpodcast. Despite promises to update listeners on Turkey's fate, Natty admits the headquarters is like an infirmary with Aloysious J. Pig bedridden for two days. Armed with rain gear but lacking rain pants, a drippy-nosed Natty philosophizes about wet pants and dry pants while questioning whether it's him or the cold medicine doing the talking. Meanwhile, Socks the dog remains unbothered by the weather, leading Natty to wonder if maybe the dog should be in charge.
“You know what you don't want when you're sickly? Wet pants. I mean, there's a specific reason that all pants are sold dry. They're sold dry. Don't sell them wet.”
— Natty Bumpercar
“It's hard to say if it's cough medicine, cold medicine speaking to you today, or if it's me. I don't know.”
— Natty Bumpercar
“He doesn't seem to mind anything. Maybe socks should be in charge. Yeah!”
— Natty Bumpercar
Topics: #sickday #rain #walkingthedog #coldmedicine #weather #pets
Featuring: Natty Bumpercar
Natty Bumpercar: hello bumper podcast how is it going today today i know you all came back because you wanted to hear how turkey is doing or isn't doing whether the case may be but i don't i can't tell you that today because today is a rainy episode today is a sick day episode today is an episode where socks and i are walking around in the rain and i don't know if he has the sniffles but i certainly have the sniffles and not only the sniffles but um my eyes are watering too so i figured what's more interesting talking about turkey's fate we're talking about the rain then i'm walking around in while i'm sick and the dog i clearly turkey is more interesting i understand that i understand that i understand that you think i don't realize but we just can't do it the house is like an infirmary at this point headquarters it's full of pigs he can't he hasn't got out of bed in like two days uh cinnamon needs the horse he's up he can just tell he gets a long stare to the doom you will not take my umbrella no you will not do not even try ah all for pie cash seriously this is where we're at today i have i have my… rain jacket on have my… rain hat on i have my umbrella i have my rain boots but i dont have rain pants i don't even know if such thing exists so from my random jacket down and my shoes wet
Unknown: wet
Natty Bumpercar: wet you know what you don't want when you're sickly? Wet pants. I mean, there's a specific reason that all pants are sold dry. They're sold dry. Don't sell them wet. It's hard to say if it's cough medicine, cold medicine speaking to you today, or if it's me. I don't know. I don't know, but it doesn't matter. Somebody's talking on the Bumper Podcast, and if it's this cough medicine, or if it's this drippy-eyed, drippy-nosed coffee bumper car, then it's, you know, six and one half and a dozen. I feel like I'm fading, Bumper Podcast. I feel like I'm fading away. All right, maybe I'm being blown away by the wind. Socks doesn't seem to mind anything. He's just walking around. He's just walking around, checking out all these trees, fence posts, these bushes. He doesn't seem to mind anything. Maybe socks should be in charge. Yeah!
Headquarters has been broken into . . . people are missing. It is absolute bedlum . . .
What is this world coming to!?
Stay tuned to find out – as Robot lends a hand in the investigation.
Also – Hooray! It’s our 50th Bumperpodcast . . . Yep – Yep – Hooray!!
(pat on the back. pat on the back. pat on the back.)
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