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Bumperpodcast 78 – Doodle-Poodle!
Doodle Poodle is in the house because he received a membo telling him to come in and do a radio show … too bad that Robot comes in and spoils all of the fun.
Will Doodle Poodle be sent to a farm for panting on the microphone?
You will probably have to listen to the Bumperpodcast to find out!
Don’t forget to email me your questions, musings and whatnot at bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com.
Hooray!
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About This Episode
In this chaotic episode of Bumperpodcast, Robot confronts an unexpected intruder breathing on the microphone in the podcast lab. Doodle Poodle insists he received a memo inviting him to do a radio show, much to Robot's dismay. The situation escalates as Robot claims he's the only one qualified to send memos and suggests sending Doodle Poodle to a farm. Host Natty Bumpercar arrives to find both characters where they shouldn't be, attempting to restore order while Robot and Doodle Poodle continue their comedic bickering. The episode showcases the improvisational chaos and character conflicts that make Bumperpodcast entertaining.
Memorable Quotes
“You're breathing on the microphone. You're not even saying anything. How did you get in here? Do you have a key?”
— Robot
“I got a letter. Didn't it say? Hey, doodle-poo, do you want to come and do a radio? And I said, well, of course we do, because I love to talk to everybody.”
— Doodle Poodle
“Is there a farm? Is there a farm somewhere where we can put him?”
— Robot
Topics: #podcasting #workplaceconflict #memos #microphoneetiquette #chaos #miscommunication
Featuring: Robot, Doodle Poodle, Natty Bumpercar
Full Transcript
Unknown: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, what are you doing in here?
Robot: You're not supposed to be in here. You're breathing on the microphone. You're not even saying anything. How did you get in here? Do you have a key? Do you? No. Do you have a key? I don't have. Do you get in here? No. I don't think you do. I don't think you do at all. I don't think you should be in here all day.
Doodle Poodle: Listen here, robot. I don't know. I was told I got a memo. I got a, uh, voice man gave me a, I got a letter. No. Didn't it say? Hey, doodle-poo, do you want to come and do a radio? Do you want to come and talk on, do you want to do a show on this radio? And I said, well, of course we do, because I love to talk to everybody. Everybody loves when I talk to people.
Robot: Sometimes.
Doodle Poodle: No.
Robot: No. Are you done? Are you quite finished? Because I'm the one who sends the letters around here. The memo. Because I think you must have called it. And I only send memos out to people who are qualified to talk on the microphone. Myself, for instance. Oftentimes, Maddie Bumpercar will let me.
Natty Bumpercar: Hey, everybody. What? Oh, boy. Uh-oh, indeed. I see two people who were not supposed to be in the room. The lab. In the lab. In the lab room where we fix up and make up and break up and take up the bumper podcast. That's nice rhyme.
Doodle Poodle: I thought I was supposed to. I don't. I don't want to. It doesn't matter. I got a memo. A memo? I don't know. I got it in my mailbox, and I thought I was supposed to come in and talk to everybody. And I got all excited. Calm down. And I wrote down words. Okay. And I made some doodles for everyone to see, too. Okay. No one can see.
Robot: Oh, jeez. He's doing it again. He's doing it again. He's breathing on the microphone, and I told him not to breathe on the microphone. I don't think he should even be in headquarters. We should buy him. We should. I don't know. Is there a farm? Is there a farm somewhere where we can put him? No, there's not a farm. I don't think he should be. That's what I'm saying. What do you think? What do you think? I know.
Doodle Poodle: I like farms. Nope. I kind of like farms. Kind of.
Natty Bumpercar: Nobody's going to a farm. And, Robot, you have to stop fighting with everyone.
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Bumperpodcast 67 – Inun-crazy!
Robot sneekily starts off the show by grabbing the mic while Natty Bumpercar is otherwise involved. Watch the sparks fly when Natty finds out!
Headquarters is getting packed and everyone is a little inundated.
Just take a deep breath and count to at least 2 or 3 …
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About This Episode
In this chaotic episode of Bumperpodcast, Natty Bumpercar is in the middle of moving headquarters when Robot decides to start recording without permission. Stressed and overwhelmed with packing boxes, Natty discovers Robot has taken over the podcast on a busy Wednesday. Robot earnestly tries to help by asking what he can do to make Natty's life easier, only to immediately ask if he can take a nap instead. The comedic tension builds as the frazzled Natty struggles to even count to three and hilariously loses patience with his well-meaning but oblivious robotic companion.
Memorable Quotes
“I'm going to take a deep breath and count as high as I can count, which is, I think… Three, three, three. I can count. I can count to at least two.”
— Natty Bumpercar
“Is there anything that I can do to make your life easier? Because that's what I'm here for… Do you mind if Robot goes and takes a little nap?”
— Robot
“You're driving me up the wall, Robot! You're absolutely driving me up the wall today!”
— Natty Bumpercar
Topics: #moving #stress #chaos #friendship #helping #patience #workplacecomedy
Featuring: Robot, Natty Bumpercar
Full Transcript
Robot: Hello, everybody, it's me, Robot, Matty, but the car is moving things, and so he said that I can't…
Natty Bumpercar: Oh, hey, Robot, what… Get away from him. Come on, get away, get away, get away, get away, get away. Okay, see you later. Talky words, talky words. I'm just like, move this box, pack this box, move this thing, do this thing, and then I come in here to this place, headquarters, soon-to-be-headquarters-old, okay, I'm just going to hold it together, soon-to-be-headquarters-old, and find that Robot is recording a bumper podcast. Yes, I understand it's Wednesday, and my plan was to move a lot of stuff and then to get to it a little bit later, and…
Robot: What, are you serious? You're coming back? I have a question, I have a very important question, I have a very serious and very important question that I want to ask you, and I want to… Stop!
Natty Bumpercar: Stop talking.
Robot: Well, I never will.
Natty Bumpercar: Well, okay, maybe I was a little… I apologize. Robot, I'm sorry. Yes, that's okay. I'm going to take a deep breath and count as high as I can count, which is, I think… Three, three, three. I can count. I can count to at least two. Three. Sometimes a three, if it's on a good day. Good day. And now, Robot, I say I'm sorry, and I allow you to take the mic. Oh, okay, well, I… Oh, I forgot to count to three.
Robot: God, it's such a hard day today. I can't even remember to count to three. Mighty bumper car, what I, Robot, was going to ask you was, is there anything that I can do to make your life easier? Well… Because that's what I'm here for. I'm here to help you and make everything… Do you mind if Robot goes and takes a little nap?
Natty Bumpercar: Are you even… Oh, are you even kidding? Like, are you joking? Are you kidding? I can't even tell sometimes. You… You… You're driving me up the wall, Robot! You're absolutely driving me up the wall today! Oh, Bumper Podcast, what do I do?
