Tag: Headquarters

  • Bumperpodcast 103 – Country Time

    Bumperpodcast 103 – Country Time

    It’s a deep south day at Headquarters with Natty Bumpercar on the Bumperpodcast. We talk about sweet tea made by angels down at the bbq stand. Sweet tea made by angels – who live in the sky – and make sweet tea.

    A story is also told about being tackled by a dog who is hungry and looking for a tasty treat …

    There is really a lot to take in on today’s episode of the Bumperpodcast!

    Yee-haw!

     

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    About This Episode

    In this episode of Bumperpodcast, host Natty Bumpercar calls listeners on the telephone to share his exciting weekend plans. Natty enthusiastically describes his love for a local barbecue stand that serves sweet tea so good it tastes like it's made by angels in heaven. He details his Saturday routine of sleeping in, then heading out for pulled pork or beef brisket sandwiches. Natty shares a funny story about his dog Irving Brown Socks knocking him over in excitement for leftovers, resulting in a spilled sweet tea tragedy that ruined his entire weekend. This solo episode showcases Natty's rambling, stream-of-consciousness comedy style as he invites listeners to join him for barbecue.

    Memorable Quotes

    “I said if I ever do die and I hope I don't but if I do I hope that all I do all day is sit around and drink sweet tea that's made by angels.”

    — Natty Bumpercar

    “One time I was holding the food knocked me over you know what happened I knocked my sweet tea down I lost it I didn't have anything to drink for the rest of the day.”

    — Natty Bumpercar

    Topics: #food #barbecue #weekendplans #sweettea #dogs #southerncuisine #saturdayroutine

    Featuring: Natty Bumpercar

    Full Transcript

    Natty Bumpercar: hey everybody it's me natty bumper car calling you up on the telephone to say what are you doing this weekend because i'll tell you what i'm doing because i bet you all are looking at your devices just wondering what is he gonna be doing this weekend what is natty bumper car the guy that i'm listening to who sounds like he's uh a right good fella what's he gonna be doing this weekend well ladies and gentlemen who are listening to the bumper podcast this is number 100 and i'm gonna say two i might go ahead and say 102 103 you know somewhere in there might be 102.5 i once had a temperature 102.5 had to go see the doctor it was a rough trip evidently when i went down to the barbecue stand you know which one i'm talking about the one with the sweet tea it's like it's made by angels that's how much i love that sweet tea it's like it's made by angels in heaven and they just sit around they i said one day i said if i ever do die and i hope i don't but if i do i hope that all i do all day is sit around and drink sweet tea that's made by angels but you know what i don't even have to because what i can do is i can go down to this barbecue stand and do it right here on this planet with you who wants to meet me that's what i'm doing for lunch tomorrow what am i gonna do for breakfast sleep in hey it's saturday what do you do on saturdays not sleeping are you crazy saturday's a sleep in day so then after i get up and get all dressed and gussied up and out on the town i'm gonna go have some barbecue preferably the pulled pork if it's not sold out if it is however i'll have the beef brisket thank you so much because it's delicious too i sometimes i go there i get four or five sandwiches that's how hungry i am i leave with leftovers obviously i take a dog eat bag home to headquarters and i say irving irving brown socks irving brown socks my dog come and get it and you know what he does lickety split down the stairs here he comes woof woof woof i'm gonna eat some food one time i was holding the food knocked me over you know what happened i knocked my sweet tea down i lost it i didn't have anything to drink for the rest of the day you guys my weekend was ruined by that but you know what i hope you're going to enjoy it your weekend isn't ruined because you deserve the best weekend ever because you're the bumper podcast and i'm the bumper podcast and i'm netty bumper car and yee-haw

  • Bumperpodcast 101

    Bumperpodcast 101

    Sorry that this is so late … But – there is a lot of whispering going on – because Baby Bumpercar officially has a stomach virus … a yucky-icky-nasty little stomach virus. Poor little guy.

    We shall defeat this sickness – today – on the Bumperpodcast!

     

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    About This Episode

    In Bumperpodcast episode 101, Natty Bumpercar attempts to record quietly while Baby Bumpercar battles a stomach virus at headquarters. The episode begins with whispered warnings about keeping quiet, but Natty soon realizes he's in a soundproof booth and can speak normally. He shares the messy, disgusting details of dealing with a sick baby who goes from playing adorably with trains to exploding goo everywhere. Natty laments the arrival of sickly season at headquarters, which apparently lasts eight months out of the year, and declares his disdain for the unwelcome stomach virus invader.

    Memorable Quotes

    “It's like you've got this adorable little baby child, running around, playing with trains, talking, bibble babble, and then boom. Goo. Smelly, icky, yucky, nasty, goo.”

    — Natty Bumpercar

    “Stomach virus, I'm not a fan. I don't like you. I want you out of headquarters. You're not paying rent. I'm sick of you.”

    — Natty Bumpercar

    Topics: #parenting #illness #winter #babybumpercar #headquarters #comedy #stomachvirus

    Featuring: Natty Bumpercar

    Full Transcript

    Unknown: Please make sure and be as quiet as you can, because Baby Bumper Car has got a virus, a stomach virus, and he's trying to sleep, so we can't wake him up, because if we do, he's liable to do the things that stomach viruses make you do, which are disgusting, and which shan't be discussed here. Disgust, disgusting. You see what I'm saying? So be very quiet. I don't want to wake him up, and you don't want me to wake him up, because if I do, it's all over.

    Natty Bumpercar: It, it's all over. It's, here's the thing, Bumper Podcast. By the way, I'm Natty Bumper Car. This is Bumper Podcast number 101. 101. And here we are, back in the sickly season, uh, winter. Which, around headquarters, is roughly eight months out of the year. Uh, we're just starting it off, but we're starting it off with a bang. That's a stomach virus. Uh, it has not migrated to anyone outside of its host carrier, and that's Baby Bumper Car. Um, I'm talking normal now, uh, normal-ish, as normal as I can, because I realized I'm in a soundproof booth, and while it's fun to whisper, I don't really have to. I'm gonna be honest with you, because he can't hear me, and I can't hear him. Huh. I wonder what he's doing out there. I mean, I wonder if he's even sleeping. I mean, if, I wonder if he's doing what stomach viruses make him do. I wasn't gonna tell you about this. It makes him explode. It makes him explode goo from, from, it's, from everywhere, on everywhere, everywhere. It's horrible. It's the worst. It's like you've got this adorable little, uh, baby child, what, running around, playing with trains, talking, bibble babble, bibble babble, look at me, bibble babble, bibble babble, what's that, what's that, and then boom. Goo. Smelly, icky, yucky, nasty, goo. Stomach virus, I'm not a fan. I don't like you. I want you out of headquarters. I want you out of Baby Bumper Car. I mean, you're leaving, you're going out already in all of this. I mean, directions, but I mean, I want you, you're not, you're done. You're not paying rent. I'm sick of you. I love the baby, though. Love Baby Bumper Car. Stomach virus, not so much.

  • Bumperpodcast 91 – Baby Attack

    Bumperpodcast 91 – Baby Attack

    Is Headquarters under attack? No … well, kind of. It is under attack from inside of it’s very own walls. Natty Bumpercar, Pig and Robot end up trapped in the Bumperpodcast booth as they try to escape from the rampaging Baby Bumpercar.

    Listen to find out if anyone makes it out in one piece – on today’s episode of the Bumperpodcast!

    And – don’t forget to email us with anything … anything at all at bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com.

    Hooray!

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  • Bumperpodcast 87 – Who’s the Pig for Me?

    Bumperpodcast 87 – Who’s the Pig for Me?

    Pig rocks the mic with an all new and all awesome song on today’s special Friday edition of the Bumperpodcast … And then – maybe his dulcet tones bring in a partner looking to sing a bit of a duet. All on todays episode of the Bumperpodcast!

    Don’t forget to email me your questions, musings and whatnot at bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com.

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  • Bumperpodcast 79 – The flies have it

    Bumperpodcast 79 – The flies have it

    Things aren’t going well in Headquarters … Maybe you can help us with it – or – maybe you know someone who can help us with the situation … A critter has potentially passed away in the attic …

    And the flies – oh dear goodness graciousness – the flies.

    Someone help … please.

    If you think that you can help us – then email us at bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com.

     

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    About This Episode

    In episode 79 of Bumperpodcast, host Natty Bumpercar faces a crisis at headquarters involving an unwelcome wildlife situation. After encountering two fearsome squirrels in the attic and backing away slowly to maintain eye contact, things take a turn for the worse. A deceased squirrel in the backyard leads to an invasion of flies that threatens to take over the entire headquarters. Natty's comedic panic and increasingly frantic descriptions make this a hilariously gross episode about dealing with nature's less pleasant surprises.

    Memorable Quotes

    “I came eye to eye mere feet away from a ferocious furry squirrel. I'm the one who left the attic when I saw them and I didn't even turn around I backed slowly down the stairs never breaking eye contact.”

    — Natty Bumpercar

    “The flies they're everywhere they're huge they're winning they're taking over.”

    — Natty Bumpercar

    Topics: #squirrels #headquarters #wildlife #pests #flies #nature #comedy #panic

    Featuring: Natty Bumpercar

    Full Transcript

    Natty Bumpercar: ladies and gentlemen boys and girls we have a serious problem here in headquarters and i don't even mean a serious problem i mean a super serious problem and i shouldn't even be talking quite as loud as i am because they might hear me it's been overrun there's something terrible happening in headquarters something i think something died in the attic up in the belfry i think some sort of varmint some sort of creature some sort of thing might have happened and by happened i mean something it's gross i don't want to talk about it i'm sorry that i'm telling you guys about it

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    Natty Bumpercar: hi this is natty bumper car this is the bumper podcast it's dead it's not things aren't going well around here in headquarters today things aren't going well at all um the last few days as a matter of fact so here's the situation maybe you can help me on it maybe you know someone who can help me with it i don't know all i do know is that things are things are getting real real ugly real gross real crazy there's no smell i need you to know that it's not like i live in some sort of hovel headquarters is a very nice place headquarters is very well kept we we vacuum we clean we take care of headquarters but maybe just maybe some type of critter gained access to the attic we're gonna say that happened we know that happened because i can't eye to eye mere feet away from a ferocious furry squirrel yeah i mean it was two squirrels i saw them they saw me i'm just gonna say i'm the one who left the attic when i saw them and i didn't even turn around i backed slowly down the stairs never breaking eye contact until i could get my hand on the door and then i uh burst through the door and i did like a little dance like type of thing but then a couple of weeks later there was a squirrel in the backyard he wasn't doing so well he wasn't with us anymore and i had to he was removed we'll say and then a week after that the fly started and that there ladies and gentlemen bumper cop bumper cod pet i'm so broken up about this the flies they're everywhere they're huge they're winning they're taking over