Tag: Food

  • Bumperpodcast #384 – All you can

    Bumperpodcast #384 – All you can

    Natty got stuck at an ‘All You Can Eat’ establishment. He is terribly sorry for his absence. He hopes that you are happy to hear from him. He understands if you are not. The Bumperpodcast is an oftentimes hilarious weekly romp around Headquarters, in Coffee-Can Alley, with Natty Bumpercar and his entire gaggle of pals! You should send us an email to bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com. We’re here and we’re listening! Go like our Facebook page (https://www.facebook.com/TheBumperpodcast/)!! Also, The Bumperpodcast can now be found on the https://non-productive.com/ network. Yay!!!!

    About This Episode

    In this hilarious episode of Bumperpodcast, host Natty Bumpercar returns after the longest absence in the show's history to explain his month-and-a-half disappearance. Natty spent weeks at an all-you-can-eat buffet, taking the restaurant's promise quite literally and exploring every food station from fruits to pancakes to a specialty corn bar. While the headquarters sat empty and his friends Aloysius J. Pig, Rufus T. Rufus, and Popcorn the dog wondered where he'd gone, Natty bonded with the restaurant staff and may have inadvertently contributed to their closure. Now back home to a messy house and an angry dog, Natty reflects on adult responsibilities, teases his upcoming Bumper Barn project, and shares plans for a local bookstore featuring his yogurt business Yum Yeah.

    Memorable Quotes

    “I said are there any limits they said no am i allowed to use the restroom they said yes and i said well then i am going to be here for a long time”

    — Natty Bumpercar

    “Did you know when you're an adult 93% of your life is straightening and cleaning and then the rest is taking care of keeping the children alive and keeping your job”

    — Natty Bumpercar

    “I was there all i could eat I was living up to exactly what they wanted me to do and i was also sadly leaving my responsibilities behind”

    — Natty Bumpercar

    Topics: #restaurants #food #responsibility #friendship #businessventures #comedy #adulting #absence

    Featuring: Natty Bumpercar, Producer

    Full Transcript

    Natty Bumpercar: so a lot of people have been saying to me natty bumper car um what is going on where have you been the bumper pod this is the longest you've ever gone without doing a bumper podcast like your entire life up to when you started the bumper podcast and then the bumper podcast and then now this but even before because when you were a baby you recorded some episodes and those got lost obviously uh so this is now officially the longest time in my entire life that i have gone without recording an episode of the bumper podcast and i'm going to be honest to you bumper podcast i was at lunch and it was a very long lunch it was an all-you-can-eat buffet and i said you just wait and see what i'm gonna do you just wait and see what i'm gonna do to this all-you-can-eat buffet i said are there any limits they said no am i allowed to use the restroom they said yes and i said well then i am going to be here for a long time and they said okay well we do close at uh you know nine o'clock and i said you know my friend no you do not because all you can eat implies all you can eat forever and uh month and a half i was there eating just eating and eating and eating every hour of every day did i put on weight a little bit do i feel good about myself not really did i know everyone by name i did know the manager the owner the whole family they would come in and and and it was interesting because i was there for so long that they would initially they were confused and then they got kind of angry that i was still there still eating all the food and then we turned a corner and they started to cheer me on they were like go but i i had all i could eat so i moved on i came back to headquarters uh empty headquarters a big mess don't know where anyone is um door was unlocked and the the fridge was open which was disgusting because it was smelly messages and messages uh where are you hey help no one's we got bills to pay mortgages due you know uh problems there were a lot of problems is all i'm going to say so here i am recording an episode of the bumper podcast all by myself very full of food all kinds of food i went to there was a fruit station i started there a lot of the days uh and then if i didn't want that sometimes i'd go to the salad station maybe i'm gonna skip all of that and i'm gonna go to the pancake station oh no i'm making myself hungry again huh and there's no food here oh well they even had a cool corn station like an ear of corn and then you could get all kinds of stuff on it sweet or savory so one day i had had an ear of corn and they drizzled honey on it and it was very messy but it was very delicious one day i had an ear of corn just salt and pepper just plain just basic not even any butter i didn't need it the corn was sweet enough if i'm to be honest one day i went to the bread station and at that station it was great because at different points the day they had different things in the morning they had uh bagels they had croissant they had muffins they had uh just just everything you could imagine and then and later they would turn and would have rolls and little baguettes and uh even you could like they had like these little loaves of bread and little flour pots that you could take back to your table and it was delicious man i really miss this place this restaurant uh they're out of business now also by the way i should let you know that i feel horrible about it i'm pretty sure i don't have anything to do with it but i was there for a long time and at a point there were some health inspectors coming in and they were checking on me and i did hear some crying from the people and i was like oh my god i'm so sorry i'm so sorry i'm so sorry i'm so sorry on the back room the office uh and i think i couldn't really make out what they said but it was something like he's he's putting us out of business he's killing our restaurant i don't know who they were talking about couldn't have been me because i was there all i could eat i was i was living up to exactly what they wanted me to do and i was also sadly leaving my responsibilities behind and forgetting to do the podcast forgetting to take popcorn the dog for a walk forgetting to hang out with my friend Aloysius J Pig forgetting to stay in touch with Rufus T Rufus that's okay they're gonna come back I'm sure of it now that I'm here the phone's been plugged in I can start reaching out to people checking in let's get the band back together let's get everybody back get over here you guys let's make some more wacky stuff did I tell you I uh while I was at the restaurant I was still able to do comedy uh just virtually of course and then my phone ran out and I had to stop but uh I could I could sit there and record myself as I was I was I was eating right and one day uh I was I was eating a uh a veggie burger as I was eating a veggie burger as I was eating a veggie burger as I was eating a veggie burger as I was telling jokes and it was it was a hoot um nah I'm just kidding I didn't do any comedy I did in my head I tried to do comedy for the people around me at the different tables and uh I was like hey table number seven over there looking good are you guys on a first date nice where did you meet oh that's a great place to meet hey Francois he was one of the waiters take care of table number seven because they're on their way to the restaurant their first date why don't you make some magic happen makes make a love connection and Francois he was always so funny because he was embarrassed by the whole thing and he uh he was just like no no no no and the couple was just like why is can we see a man why is this guy talking to us he looks like he hasn't showered or bathed in weeks he looks pretty rough and I will admit I did I was not my best that's okay because I was I was fulfilling to the letter of the law all I could eat and now back here guess we're gonna have a podcast again that's kind of fun I like doing the podcast I also see I mean I have to clean the house I don't like that I probably have to clean the yard it's a lot of cleaning I have to do a lot of straightening did you know when you're an adult and especially when you're an adult you have to do a lot of cleaning you have to do a lot of cleaning when you have kids 93% of your life is straightening and cleaning and then the rest is taking care of keeping the children alive and keeping your job that's a lot mathematically it does it doesn't work out because it's like there's like percentages and there's 20% 16% 80% yada yada yada I don't do math I eat I clean I straighten um popcorn the dog did come out I am now seeing her she looks angry at me she's looking what are you looking at me like that for I'm your I'm your pal Maddie bumper car I feed you my used to have you been eating I hope you have watch this I'm gonna pull I'm gonna reach into my bag here I actually uh in a napkin rolled up some rolls and uh rolled some rolls and some paper towels some napkins from the restaurant just in case I got uh peckish a little hunger on the way home you do you eat rolls popcorn you're not talking to me she won't even look at me treat I got a roll look at this roll oh nothing nothing all right that's fine sorry popcorn we'll figure it out I'll go get you some kibble dogs love kibble you're have you ever eaten kibble no I gotta look up what's kibble is it just the shape of the food is it this type of food is it just dogs that eat kibble I think cats eat kibble too but is there like hamster kibble fish kibble baby kibble I'm gonna start a business it's gonna be baby kibble speaking of starting businesses while I was in the restaurant you guys know about yum yeah right I make yogurt I'm the yum yeah king well I'm also working on opening a little tiny bookstore in my town that's right I wasn't just sitting there eating I was also thinking I was using my noodle and I was also eating noodles but listen it's gonna start off as a little free book stand and then at some point I'm going to figure out how to transition it into getting books in that we can sell local author books and then I'm gonna start a little free book stand and then at some point I'm gonna especially so then the authors are gonna come into the little bookstore and and and talk about their books and sign their books isn't that fun I think it's great and the free bookstore uh the shelf out front it's all you can read kind of like all you could eat but it's all you could read you get it um anyway so busy I'm a busy busy bumper car I'm working on getting uh the bumper barn set what's that it's a huge shed that's gonna be out in my yard that's gonna gonna gonna have all kinds of magic and mystery and fun the bumper barn when is it gonna be here 2020 that's all I could tell you fingers are crossed I don't know I had there were gentlemen who came and dug up my yard and made it flat and then I had to go to the town and I had to give them money and fill out papers it took me three tries to fill out the papers they were getting frustrated and I gave them money and they gave me a permit which means I'm allowed to do this so all I'm saying is now that I'm full of food I never need to eat again I'm gonna get popcorn food I'm gonna clean I'm gonna straighten and then we're gonna take over the world

    Producer: this has been a non-productive media presentation executive producer Frank Hablawi this program and many others like it on the non-productive network is distributed under a creative commons attribution non-commercial no derivatives license please share it but ask before trying to change it

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  • Bumperpodcast #383 – Hiding out

    Bumperpodcast #383 – Hiding out

    Where is Natty and what is up with the Bumperpodcast?! The Bumperpodcast is an oftentimes hilarious weekly romp around Headquarters, in Coffee-Can Alley, with Natty Bumpercar and his entire gaggle of pals! You should send us an email to bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com. We’re here and we’re listening! Go like our Facebook page (https://www.facebook.com/TheBumperpodcast/)!! Also, The Bumperpodcast can now be found on the https://non-productive.com/ network. Yay!!!!

    About This Episode

    In this chaotic episode of the Bumperpodcast, Natty Bumpercar has been living in a dumpster for two weeks after Sal Salesman took over the studio and changed the locks. Using a makeshift mobile recording setup made from rocks, copper wire, and bubble gum, Natty records his predicament while hiding from what he believes is a hostile takeover. Rufus T. Rufus and Aloysious J. Pig eventually find him and reveal he's been unnecessarily hiding – they've been at headquarters eating Funyuns the whole time. The episode captures Natty's descent into dumpster-dwelling madness, his friendship with rats named Ratsky and Raffy, and the gang's efforts to rescue their smelly host from his self-imposed exile.

    Memorable Quotes

    “Wow, Mr. Bumpercar, it's almost like you are the trash can right now. You are the dumpster, you're Dumpster Bumpercar right now.”

    — Rufus T. Rufus

    “I live in a sty, a pig sty, which is considered by most to be fairly messy, fairly smelly, but it's not a garbage can. There are some lines in society that I will not cross.”

    — Aloysious J. Pig

    “I made a couple of friends in here… It's gonna be the best rat and ratty and natty podcast ever.”

    — Natty Bumpercar

    Topics: #misunderstanding #homelessness #friendship #survival #food #dumpsterdiving #podcasting #hygiene

    Featuring: Natty Bumpercar, Aloysious J. Pig, Rufus T. Rufus, Producer

    Full Transcript

    Natty Bumpercar: holy cow everybody it's me natty bumper car and i know you've been wondering natty where have you been last episode was crazy sal salesman came in and he took over the studio and he made rufus t rufus run away and and and and now what you haven't recorded and so i'm sure you're like is everything okay no it's not okay i'm on the run i'm hiding okay because sal salesman he went in he took over the whole studio he changed the locks i'm actually recording this on my mobile podcast recording equipment so i hope that it sounds okay to you oh man and i don't know about you but it's been so hot so i haven't even had any kind of air conditioning or access to running water or a bathroom anything everything's just gone off the rails here i mean do you even remember when rufus t rufus showed up and he kept trying to take over the show and now the sal salesman shows up and he's rufus is gone i haven't heard anything from him i mean granted i did leave my phone uh back at at headquarters so maybe he's been trying to call me um but i don't know that's a thing and and maybe or email i don't you know i don't really have any way of communicating with anybody right now so i don't know what's going on uh and and it took me this long so my mobile podcast recording studio what i had to do was i got i i got some rocks and i got some twigs and and and i found uh a blue jay which is a bird and the blue jay i asked i said do you have any kind of wire and um he had some copper wire and i said that's bad i don't know what's going on with that perfect and so i traded him some of my sticks for the copper wire and then i wrapped the rocks in copper wire and um i fashioned this kind of a uh what is this thing called uh an antenna um out of the rocks and the wire and and but then it wouldn't stay together so then i had to find some old bubble gum and i used that to kind of stick everything together and uh it didn't do anything it didn't do anything at all um then what i think i hear somebody coming uh i don't i

    Aloysious J. Pig: mean i haven't seen him in a couple of weeks and i ain't know where he is uh that i had to leave headquarters the south salesman said he was gonna start charging me rent and i don't even there's no income i can't you can't charge me rent i live here this is my house yeah you know and and so i

    Natty Bumpercar: don't know i don't know what's going on really and yeah and so i found bumper car's phone oh

    Rufus T. Rufus: so i can't even call him you know i've been trying to call bumper car now for two weeks and ever since the end what we're gonna call the incident you understand the uh the predicament uh the beginning of this this predicament incident the uh the in the infestation is what i'm calling it of that uh that name who's man whose name i shall not repeat uh and and and and so now it makes me a little bit feel better yeah he was not uh public i was not just ignoring no no no he wouldn't know but in fact

    Aloysious J. Pig: seems like he's just disappeared yeah it was the strangest thing like he was there and then poof he

    Natty Bumpercar: was gone right and so we all knocked on his room i thought he was asleep honestly because you know stress sometimes i fall asleep if i get super stressed guys and uh guys it's me get in here

    Rufus T. Rufus: you were hiding right there the whole time no no no not the whole time but be quiet i don't want

    Natty Bumpercar: anybody to see us just just come on in here and and and and and we can talk about this we can we can we can talk we can figure some stuff out uh you understand this is you're in a dumpster right now this is an act you're you're hanging out in the dumpster this is where you you you live no no it's not where i live clearly but uh i i it was raining a lot and then it was really hot and i didn't know where to go and it seemed like a good place except on tuesdays uh because that's when the big trucks come and so i have to clear everything out and and and and and and i can't be in here Normally, it's watertight. There are some mice who hang out in here.

    Rufus T. Rufus: No, so those are rats. Rats hang out in garbage cans. It doesn't matter. You're hanging out with rats right now.

    Natty Bumpercar: Fine. Mice, rats, it doesn't matter. Potato, potato, they're the same thing. I'm going to have to side with Rofus here. These mice and rats are completely different. Mice are cute, big ears, cartoony. Rats, scary, kind of disease-carrying, big scary teeth, claws. No, not the same at all. Not potato, not potato. Fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine. Doesn't matter. Anyway, this is where we are right now. So hop on in and let's make a plan.

    Rufus T. Rufus: Now, you know, I do not think that I will be doing that. And if you want, I was going to say we could go down to the diner or something, have a snack, a light lunch. I am not going to be getting into a trash can with you, sir. Not necessary, not appropriate. Now, I understand you're terrified of this Sal Salesman. He did definitely pull a woolly trick over our eyes. However.

    Aloysious J. Pig: Yeah, I'm going to side real quick here with Rufus again. This is two for me. I'm not going to get in a garbage can. And this is a pig.

    Natty Bumpercar: I am a pig. Aloysius J. Pig. I live in a sty, a pig sty, which is considered by most to be fairly messy, fairly smelly, but it's not a garbage can. You understand? There are some lines in society that I will not cross. Fine, fine. I will hop out and then we can go somewhere else, but we do definitely need to have a meeting because, oh, I should tell you also, I am recording this right now. This is going to be an episode of the podcast.

    Rufus T. Rufus: Yeah, what are you recording it with? That don't make no sense. We're not the studios back at the house at headquarters and you're sleeping in a dumpster. So how are you making this into a podcast?

    Natty Bumpercar: I don't understand. So I have a mobile podcast recording studio that I've set up here and it's got rocks and it's got some wires and some gum and then also I bought this little handheld radio to do because that other stuff really wasn't working, but I kept it around because I had spent so much time, working on it, so it's kind of a mixture of both of them. Good, you know, there's no such thing as a bad idea, right, guys? There's good, there's just good ideas and some other ideas that maybe aren't as well thought through. Okay. And so they're not as good yet, I think. Yeah, so, buddy, when's the last time you ate food or took a shower?

    Rufus T. Rufus: Oh my goodness. We cannot go to the diner. You smell… Horrific right now, Mr. Bumper. Wow, Mr. Bumpercar, it's almost like you are the trash can right now. You are the dumpster, you're Dumpster Bumpercar right now.

    Natty Bumpercar: Fine, cool. But I've been in here for a while and so, fine, maybe I smell a little bit, but we can, let's just go to a restaurant and I can hop into the bathroom and I can just kind of wash my hands instead. No shit. This is, we're well beyond a hand washing. Why don't we just go back to headquarters? You clean up a little bit and take a shower, clean, change your clothes, maybe burn those clothes and then we can all have a quick little meeting. But we, I can't, we can't go back to headquarters because Sal Salesman is there and he says he changed the locks and he's taken over the whole Bumper podcast and everything and, Rufus, I thought you would have like contracts or papers. Or something that would, you know, make it so that this wouldn't happen, but I don't know what's going on with this guy.

    Rufus T. Rufus: As I, as I, as I said earlier, he did pull a woolly trick over our eyes, but here's the thing, I am very prepared emotionally, fiduciary, inspirationally. What? And what for? For such circumstances and let's just say that the law is on our side. Yeah, Bumper go.

    Natty Bumpercar: So, this doesn't make, what do you mean, like, we can go back to headquarters? Yeah, absolutely. Well, so why have I been sleeping inside of a dumpster? Well. It doesn't make any sense. Why didn't somebody come and get me or tell me? So you, you, you left your phone at home and we've been calling you, we've been emailing you, I even, I sent some text messages, some private, like I was sending, it was everything we could think of,

    Aloysious J. Pig: to get in touch with you, but we've all, I mean, like, there was that first day with Sal Salesman, but other than that,

    Natty Bumpercar: we've all pretty much been at home and just hanging out, eating all the food. By the way, we are out of Funyuns, so if we could rectify that situation, that'd be pretty nice. What's he doing?

    Rufus T. Rufus: Is he crying or is he laughing or coughing? You know what, you're okay. Come on now. Let's just get you on out of the dumpster house and let's go on back to headquarters and we can explain everything that happened and it's going to be all right. Okay, okay, okay.

    Natty Bumpercar: Except for the Funyuns. Don't forget those. Of course, the Funyuns. Yeah. The Funyuns. Well, they're a delicious snack and I think they're healthy for you too.

    Rufus T. Rufus: We aren't going to start saying what's healthy and what's not healthy because that'll, because that opens up an entire other legal battalion, you understand, of reciprocation and personification and whatnot. These are all legal languagees, languageas that you don't have to worry about, but let's just steer clear if you do catch my drift.

    Natty Bumpercar: Yeah, I agree with that. That makes total sense to me. Wow. Wow. I can't wait to hear how… I can't wait to hear what happened. I can't believe that I've been hiding out here and you guys have been at home eating Funyuns all week and… Yeah, well, yeah, it's okay. All right, cool. Yeah, it's all cool. It's all gravy, okay? So listen, I think whatever you've been recording, you should probably get rid of. This isn't really good for distribution, understand? You know, the sound quality. You're recording with rocks and wire. Nope. It's not gonna work. Listen, you know the motto. We record it, we post it. That's how this just always worked. Because otherwise, people are gonna be confused. They're probably thinking the same thing that I was thinking. They're just like, well, the Bumper Podcast must be gone. Got bought by Sal Salesman. And so this at least gives some insight, I guess.

    Rufus T. Rufus: Fine, we'll keep the episode. But do you think I'm gonna be able to go back and do some editing, some scrubbing? Of the whole Funyun thing? Because I really don't want that out there. My paperwork plate is very full right now, and I don't have time for some shenanigans. That might be a good idea. Yeah, we can try that.

    Natty Bumpercar: Okay, yeah, I mean, I can give it a shot. So you guys just go on ahead, and I just have a couple of things to do here. What are you doing?

    Aloysious J. Pig: Why are you climbing back into the dumpster?

    Natty Bumpercar: What are you doing, Bumper? Well, no, I just, I made a couple of friends in here, and so I just need to talk to them about the situation. And we were gonna have, like, with the mobile podcasting studio, like, our own new thing,

    Rufus T. Rufus: and I don't know. Pig, you grab his feet, I'll grab his hands. Let's just get this kid out of here. He needs to take a bath right now. Some lavender-scented salts or something like that. It'll bring you back. A little cup of orange juice, maybe a vitamin or two. Nice pillow. Fine, fine. Much better in the morning.

    Natty Bumpercar: All right, fine, fine. I'll come with you. Uh, hey, Ratsky, Raffy, I'll come back for you, I promise. It's gonna be the best rat and ratty and natty podcast ever.

    Aloysious J. Pig: I'll grab his feet.

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  • Bumperpodcast #380 – Yumyah

    Bumperpodcast #380 – Yumyah

    Where in the world has Natty been? Well, he’s been inventifying – that’s where!

    The Bumperpodcast is an oftentimes hilarious weekly romp around Headquarters, in Coffee-Can Alley, with Natty Bumpercar and his entire gaggle of pals!

    You should send us an email to bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com. We’re here and we’re listening!

    Go like our Facebook page (https://www.facebook.com/TheBumperpodcast/)!!

    About This Episode

    Natty Bumpercar returns after a long absence to share his exciting new invention: Yum-Yah, a yogurt-like treat with a fantastical origin story. He explains his creative recipe development process, combining multiple online recipes to create something unique. Natty shares the whimsical tale of two explorers who discovered Yum-Yah from the ghost of a ghost in the hills beyond the abyss, and announces plans for various flavors including lemon curd, key lime, cranberry, chai, and mango lassi. Between inventing Yum-Yah and doing heavy yard work around his raised garden beds, Natty has been keeping busy in Coffee Can Alley, though he promises to return to regular podcast episodes soon.

    Memorable Quotes

    “Deep in the hills beyond the abyss lives the ghost of a ghost who has granted one wish when two grumbly explorers got lost in the bla that ghost blessed their bellies with the taste of yum yeah”

    — Natty Bumpercar

    “I like to find recipes online and I'll usually get five or six sometimes eight or ten of the same recipes and then what I do is I look through the list I find all the common ingredients”

    — Natty Bumpercar

    “So far I've put down 1,200 pounds of rocks. That's more than half a ton. Hot hot sun. But you know what I did when I was done? I came in and I had a delicious taste of yum-yah.”

    — Natty Bumpercar

    Topics: #food #invention #creativity #recipedevelopment #yogurt #gardening #storytelling

    Featuring: Natty Bumpercar

    Full Transcript

    Natty Bumpercar: what i listen i know i've been gone for a long time i got a good i got a good reason it's not even an excuse i promise i've been i've been out in the wilds of the world looking and hunting and and i invented something i didn't really invent it but i kind of hell i would with help i was able to discover something and and i think i'm ready to share it with you i know i've been gone for a long time i can't believe i just looked and i saw the last episode that i that i that i put up was about the glasses remember the glasses it was so long ago i still don't have glasses i've been back to that store twice i have like a relationship with them now i i walk in and they're like hey no glasses and i'm like cool i was here for a plunger you know it's so it's but it's good because we're friends now we can all just laugh and laugh and laugh at how uh how i can't see but we're past the glasses we've moved so far past the glasses we're into a whole another world now where i'm inventing stuff and i and i'm following through on it a lot of times my brain just kind of makes stuff up and i'm like yes that's it and then i forget about it but then mostly because i've been prompted and prodded and forced by other people um is is is that i i've kept at it and and a lot of times left to my own uh you know whims and desires i just kind of uh big idea move along big idea move along i mean the fact that i've recorded 300 this is number of these podcasts is astonishing to me that means i must really enjoy doing it that might i must really enjoy you and you know what i do and i miss you when i don't do it i i get i start to get guilt and then i and then uh i start to get like oh what have i done what if what if i just never do it again that'd be sad would you be sad i would anyway so here's what we invented it's called yummie what's yum yeah all right well here's a fun story that i wrote to see if you can follow along i tend to say it pretty quickly but i'm gonna i'm gonna try to slow it down for your uh for your listening ears deep in the hills beyond the abyss lives the ghost of a ghost who has granted one wish when two grumbly explorers got lost in the bla that ghost blessed their bellies with the taste of yum yeah what's yum yeah you say well not to downplay but it's creamy and dreamy and not to sound unseemly but i highly recommend that you try some so trust the explorers who have decided to share this yogurty treat from the ghost from nowhere they've even swayed the heart of coffee can alley and now yum yeah is made near the brook by the jungle of the town beside marshmallow valley it is made with love so hold on to your wish because the ghost of the ghost invented yum yeah for bliss try yum yeah varieties as well as yum yeah flavors and enjoy this perfect eating blend that everybody savors yum yeah guys we've done it we've invented something delicious i mean you know we followed a recipe we tweaked a recipe so here's what i like to do uh is i like to find recipes online and i'll usually get five or six sometimes eight or ten of the same recipes right from different places and then what i do is i look through the list i find all the common ingredients right and so and i build uh a recipe out of common ingredients right those are your your base those are your backbone that's the structure the foundation that your recipe is built on right and then i start to look at all the other little things like oh this is a recipe that i've made and i'm like oh this is a recipe that i've made this person did this tweak that person did that tweak over there you know and then i start to like do a little experimenting and figuring out like all right well if they did this and this and this you know like maybe they wanted it to be a little bit more savory you know that means that means like kind of salty and so that's why they added this stuff or maybe they wanted it to be a little bit sweeter and so they added some honey or whatever right and so that's why they added this and um so then i determine what i how do i want it to taste this is going to be my recipe and so then i i start to figure out i'm going to get rid of this i'm going to hold this to the side oh this thing actually plays well off of that ingredient so i'm going to keep it even in there even though you know on the surface you might think oh i don't know if that should be in there sometimes it should and you don't even know huh right right so according to the story there's the ghost of a ghost and he is only granted one wish the thing is we don't even know what that wish is does it even pertain to the two explorers i don't know i don't think it does i think there's a deeper story there about this ghost who's i mean and then how many wishes does he have left and i didn't even know that ghosts granted wishes is he the ghost of a genie like how there's a lot going on is what i'm saying and and and you know so did he invent yumya did he is he just guarding it is it is it something that's you know like it's hidden in the forest i don't know i think that that story is is just the beginning i think we're going to find out a lot more about about yumya but it basically it's it's it's kind of like yogurt it's creamy and it's dreamy right and these poor explorers they uh they they were lost and and you know i guess the ghost of a ghost saved their lives by filling their bellies with delicious yumya um it why why not just call it yogurt ah i'm fine i like yumya it sounds better and people were like oh well the heart of coffee can alley that's pretty bumper guard yes that's me i i i'm allowing them to uh to manufacture to create to make yumya here in coffee can alley um and and we can't wait we've got yummy flavors that we're gonna start figuring out too we're gonna do like a lemon curd do you know what that is oh it's good because the yogurt is kind of sweet and so i was thinking like i want some tart flavors to go against it just to counter it nice lemon curd ooh which could move over to a key lime what really yeah it could it could it absolutely could and then also we're thinking of doing like a like a cranberry you're like but that's only for thanksgiving no no my friends cranberry dressing is delicious like not out of a can no no all made fresh and then we're thinking of doing like a chai you know what chai is it's like a chai tea but a chai yogurt what and then we're even gonna make uh uh uh uh lassi like a mango lassi right which is a drink but we're not gonna have it be too liquidy it's just it's like mango and the yogurt and maybe some like some cardamom oh well very fancy and and we're gonna make some uh some granola and we have like cups coming little plastic cups and so the only thing that's holding us back is the the only thing that's holding me back at this point is i haven't made stickers or designed the packaging but my focus right now is on getting all this stuff made and done right and then then then i can do the packaging um but that's where i've been i haven't fallen off the face of the earth uh we're still doing the pig and pal show we got a show coming up today very exciting um celebrating birthdays left and right and then we're I haven't been doing a lot of comedy shows. Do I miss it? No, actually, I don't. It's kind of weird. I thought I would. I used to, but then I've just been so busy. And busy doing what? Well, inventing Yum-Yah, for one. Thank you for asking. Oh, what's that? You're asking me, is there a Twitter account? Is there a Facebook page? Is there an Instagram? Relax. We're working on all that stuff. There's a lot, okay? Just settle down. And what I've been doing? Oh, I've been working in the yard. And we're putting a path around our raised beds. Our raised beds where we have squash and cucumber and corn and pumpkins and cilantro and lettuce. Like, so much stuff is growing this year. Tomatoes. Okra. It's all there. I think. I don't know. That's what I've been told. To me, I look at it and I see a lot of plants. But I've been told, I've been guaranteed that these are edible plants. So I'm going to take their word. But so what I did is I cleared off all the grass and dirt around the beds. And then I put down this tarpy stuff. And then I've started putting down rocks. So far, I've put down 1,200 pounds of rocks. Because each bag is 50 pounds. 1,000. That's more than half a ton. Hot, hot sun. But you know what I did when I was done? I came in and I had a delicious taste. Of yum-yah. Ah! Look at me. Ok. I hope you're doing well. I missed you desperately. Next week, we're going to get back to normal episodes. Or maybe even this week. Maybe I'll do 15 or 20 bonus episodes. Who knows? Who knows? Who knows? Who knows? Who knows? Who knows? Who knows? Who knows? Who knows? Who knows? Who knows? Who knows? Who knows? Who knows? Who knows? Who knows?

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  • Bumperpodcast #329 – Wad Of Cash

    Bumperpodcast #329 – Wad Of Cash

    Pig does some doughnut talking, Producer sings a song, and Natty bursts in – typically flustered!

    The Bumperpodcast is an oftentimes hilarious weekly romp around Headquarters, in Coffee-Can Alley, with Natty Bumpercar and his entire gaggle of pals!

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    About This Episode

    In this chaotic episode of Bumperpodcast, Aloysious J. Pig takes over hosting duties while Natty Bumpercar is away. Pig attempts to discuss socio-political economics but quickly abandons the premise to ramble about his love of donuts, particularly a tres leches donut he purchased that morning. Producer interrupts with a story about finding a mysterious wad of cash on the sidewalk while listening to a song about picking up money, which leads to an unfortunate encounter with the police. The episode takes a twist when Natty returns looking for his lost wad of cash, and it becomes clear that Producer may have found it—and possibly donated it, though his new shoes suggest otherwise. The improvised comedy showcases the characters' chaotic chemistry and comedic timing.

    Memorable Quotes

    “I'm probably in cupcakes, maybe in cookies, maybe in bread. I've heard you can put it on your cereal. I don't know if you eat that. And, obviously, in my slop pit, sometimes there's milk, just because I am very lactose-tolerant. I would almost go so far as to say I require lactose.”

    — Aloysious J. Pig

    “If you see a penny, pick it up, pick it up… If you see a nickel pick it up, pick it up… if you see a 50 bill you should call the police because it's not yours.”

    — Producer

    “Producer, seriously, this is a big deal. Like, this is, like, rent money, this is every kind of money, this is all of our money. This is our bill money.”

    — Aloysious J. Pig

    Topics: #donuts #money #friendship #misunderstandings #food #music #comedy #chaos

    Featuring: Aloysious J. Pig, Producer, Natty Bumpercar

    Full Transcript

    Aloysious J. Pig: Uh, hey everyone, it's me, Aloysius J-Pig, and today, uh, Natty Bumper Guy is off and about and about and around and everywhere but here. So, it's gonna be a pig episode, which means probably a little singing, and obviously we're gonna talk about socio-political economics, because that's what I do now. I don't know if you've heard my new show, Pork Barrel Pig, but here we are, and this is what we do. So, huh, the other day I was looking at the market and I was like, oh, what is this, a bear market or a bull market? And the people were just like, I don't know, pig, why don't you tell us? You're the one who's got the show about. It's global, so I forget what it's about already, so I, alright, the joke's over. We're gonna talk about donuts, we're gonna talk about, talk about donuts, what, what, what, what? Donuts, what kind of donuts, bro? You know the best kind of donuts. Donuts, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, donuts, ha, ha, ha, ha, donuts. Donuts, this morning, I woke up, I went to my local donut-taria, and I said, hello, Miss the Donut, and Mr. Donut was just like, oh, hello there, pig, or whatever, I don't know what he said, and he's like, what can I get you? What do you want? What kind of a donut do you want? And I was like, my friend, my friend, my friend, I'll have one of everything, alright, and two or some of them, alright? So you're gonna need some boxes, you're gonna need some crates, what is the biggest receptacle that we can put the donuts in that they're gonna make it home to my house without getting, like, flustered, because the last thing that I want and you want, obzy, is a flustered donut. He said, okay, let me work on that situation, but while I do that, maybe do you want a donut hole? And I was just like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, sir, I do not wish to have a donut hole. No, that's the leftover. That's the leave-ins. I don't want that. I come here for a donut goodness, and if you can deliver, I will receive a donut hole. However, it's not what I meant to. Anyway, we level set, we figured out our relationship, we understood what everybody wanted, and we moved on from there, I assume. I presume, I don't know. So you wanna know? I feel like I've been teasing. You wanna know what kind of donut I got? Today, I got a Tres Leches donut. That's three milk. Three milk donut. And what are the three milks? I don't know. I'm assuming cow milk is one of them. I'm also assuming that, well, I don't know what other kind of milks there might be. There's that weird milk. There's that weird milk. There's that weird milk that Luke drank in The Last Jedi from that alien cow thing. I'm hoping that that kind of milk was not involved in my donuts. And then one of the milks is whipped cream. So that's cream, so that's milk, so that makes sense. I'm hoping there's no cheese on my donut, because that's made from milk, too. Chocolate, also made from milk. Milk is really in a lot of things, is what I'm coming to find out. To all my cow friends listening, to all my cow friends in the… Pasture. To all my cow friends around the world, I gotta, I gotta, I gotta thank you, girl. Hey, cows, what do you know? Hey, cows, what do you do? Oh, oh, oh, hey, cows, how do you say hello? Oh, are you moo? Perfect. Seriously, though, milk, pretty much in everything. I'm probably in cupcakes, maybe in cookies, maybe in bread. I've heard you can put it on your cereal. I don't know if you eat that. I don't know if you eat that kind of stuff. And, obviously, in my slop pit, sometimes there's milk, just because I am very lactose-tolerant. I would almost go so far as to say I require lactose. Anyway, I bibble and babble enough about the donuts. I don't know what else I'm supposed to talk about. How does he do this for 10 minutes a day? How does he, like, what, 12 minutes? I'm four and a half minutes in, and I've already run out of time. I've already run out. I had, like, two songs. I talked about donuts. Did you want to? Okay, hold on a second. Ladies and gentlemen, our producer says he… Um, hello, everybody. No, that's fine. You just start talking.

    Producer: Yeah, I'm going to start talking now. You're talking… Hello? You… Yeah. Okay. Okay. Hi, everyone. This is me, producer. And I am just listening to my friend, which is Jack Pig, and he was having a difficult time with the talking, and so I said, you know what? I've got a pretty funny story to share. So maybe I'm going to hop in to help him out a little bit. And my story involved this yesterday… I don't know when it's yesterday morning. I was leaving my driveway, to go for a little hop around the block, because I'm a frog and I don't run, I hop! So, I was hopping. I was listening to my Bluetooth headset speaker phones, and I had music in them. And the song I was listening to was If you see a penny, pick it up, pick it up… If you see a penny, pick it up, pick it up… it up if you see a nickel pick it up pick it up if you see a dime if you see a quarter

    Natty Bumpercar: if you see a 50 cent piece pick it up if you see a dollar pick it up pick it up if you see a two dollar bill pick it up pick it up if you see a five dollar bill or a 10 or a 20 you know what you should do you should pick it up pick it up if you see a 50 bill you should call the police because it's not yours if you see a hundred dollar bill you should just run away there are certain

    Producer: denominations there are certain sizes of the bill you should pick it up pick it up if you see a money that are always okay for you to pick it up pick it up and lo and behold as I'm listening to this song it's a number one smash summer hit from 1927 pick it up I was hopping and I looked over and I saw a wad of cash on the sidewalk and I say to myself oh my watch out word what should i do and then i thought about the song words the lyrics in this song and i said i

    Natty Bumpercar: know exactly what to do thank you universe and so i called the police and i pointed to it and i said oh would you look at all of this money and they said please put your hands on the car and they knocked my bluetooth headset out of my ears and then i got to ride downtown to the police station where i was interrogated for a long time because they didn't understand why anyone would come across such a pile of money and not uh bro here's the thing it's a great story that you're telling

    Aloysious J. Pig: and the whole song thing everybody's love songs on podcasts so that's good thank you and you get kudos for that everyone has noticed from the beginning of your story to the end of your story you no longer sound like yourself i don't understand what do you mean would you care to explain that or is that something where i don't know something that happened while you

    Producer: were incarcerated or whatever no i think what happens is i don't usually talk for a long time and so when i had the opportunity to talk for an experience period i um got a little bit too excited and maybe i you know like i sang my song and then the voice got a little uh how do you say uh crazy you just said crazy bro that's how you say it perfect oh no hello

    Aloysious J. Pig: what's up um me and uh producer sitting here we're just hanging out doing a little show on our own but we didn't know when you were oh i got the coughs i got the vapors is that a new cologne you wearing oh we didn't know when he was coming back so is that got is that got lavender in it i'm i'm highly alert to lavender i gotta go you i mean you smell nice but you're hurting me i'm so sorry Uh, guys, I'm so sorry that I wasn't here for the beginning of the show, but Crazy Bananas Weird Thing, I was running around, I was on the sidewalk, I was running errands, and, uh, do you, do you remember my stack of cash, my wad of cash? I can't find it anywhere. I do not know where it is, and it was in my pocket, and then it just disappeared out of nowhere, and I can't find it, and I'm freaking out, because that's how I gotta pay all the cows for, uh, their milk and everything.

    Producer: Um, well, first, first off, uh, that is a very clunky way that you try to tie the beginning of the podcast in with this section.

    Aloysious J. Pig: Not, not that, really, come on, yeah.

    Producer: But, uh, I happen to have some information about this wad of cash. You do? Can you describe this wad of cash to me, please?

    Aloysious J. Pig: Yeah, it's, well, sure, it's a wad of cash. It's a lot of money, cash, that has subsequently… …subsequently been wadded up into a wad, like a roll, like it's got a rubber band on

    Natty Bumpercar: What color is the rubber band? I do not know what color rubber band it is.

    Aloysious J. Pig: I'm sorry. What? I do not know. What do you mean? Yeah, it's a… How many… What's your point? Like, did you find a wad of cash? Are you holding out on me for? What, what, what?

    Producer: I'm not, I'm not entirely comfortable talking to you about this, uh, in quotation marks wad of cash, because I feel like maybe you don't know. I don't know what you're talking about, and you're trying to get information for me about the wad of cash that I may or may not have found on the sidewalk right outside of the gate of our house.

    Aloysious J. Pig: Producer, seriously, this is a big deal. Like, this is, like, rent money, this is every kind of money, this is all of our money. This is our bill money. We, I need that money. So if you found it, what did you do with it? Can you get it for me? Can you go find, like, what, please just give me the money if you found it. It's very important. It's hyper important.

    Producer: So I maybe, maybe I found it, and maybe I got taken to jail, and maybe when I got out of jail, I took the money, and I donated it to some other place that maybe said they

    Aloysious J. Pig: needed it as well. Well, I need to know the place. I need to know the place, because I need that wad of cash. It's very important. Can you please just tell me where you donated it to? So I, it's just a misunderstanding. I gotta get the money back. I don't know if it's true. Hey, producer. Thanks for that wad of cash. Look at my new shoes. Wait, what?

    Producer: Pig? Oh, no.

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  • Bumperpodcast #322 – Days Off

    Bumperpodcast #322 – Days Off

    Here it is – the new podcast that everyone is talking about. The Bumperpodcast is an oftentimes hilarious weekly romp around Headquarters, in Coffee-Can Alley, with Natty Bumpercar and his entire gaggle of pals!

    Natty gets a couple of days off – and decides to try to make the most of it. There is a doughnut involved!

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    In this episode of Bumperpodcast, host Natty Bumpercar shares stories from his eventful days off that turned into work-from-home days. Between work calls, Natty tackled DIY projects including installing a tow hitch on his Tiguan and re-screening his back door, indulged in delicious treats from his favorite donut shop (featuring a tres leches donut), and enjoyed an Indian buffet. The episode takes a poignant turn when Natty recounts the passing of Glassy the Pleco fish and his son's surprisingly casual reaction, leading to humorous reflections on mortality. After all his productivity, Natty ultimately spent his second day off simply watching TV, embracing the importance of rest and not running out of 'you.'

    Memorable Quotes

    “If you do too much you run out of you and if you run out of you you what have you got then you've got nothing you've got the zip you've got bupkis.”

    — Natty Bumpercar

    “I was like laying on a little my little blanket on the ground trying to do this stuff above my head because it wasn't on like a lift rack so it was way up high.”

    — Natty Bumpercar

    “Buddy, I'm sorry, Glassy didn't make it. Glassy moved on to a different place. And he just shrugged his shoulders.”

    — Natty Bumpercar

    Topics: #diyprojects #food #work-lifebalance #pets #mortality #homeimprovement #self-care #parenting

    Featuring: Natty Bumpercar

    Full Transcript

    Natty Bumpercar: oh hi bumper podcast it's me natty bumper car and this is my favorite time of the day and i'm hoping that it at least ranks somewhere among your top 10 favorite parts of your day i'm you know i just want to crack the top 10 i'm not saying this is your favorite part of the day because that's way too much pressure for you and it's so much pressure for me i can't just please please please top 10 that's all i'm asking for but for me number one this is number one right up there at the top boom bumper podcast here i am there you are you're looking very nice today did you know that i was gonna be here you look like did you take a shower good for you i haven't i haven't taken a shower i took a couple of days off of work and um i've been i've had these clothes on now for this is my third day so i do need to change because i am going to the office today uh but here's the thing when sometimes when you like I have a job and I took days off and that was supposed to be exciting but you know what I ended up doing on those days off working that's right working so I in essence actually I just worked from home so days off turn into work from home days which is pretty fun except not so much uh but what I would do so I had a lot of end up having meetings I was trying to get some stuff fixed and so I was on a lot of calls um and actually doing some work myself as well um but what I would do is in between each of these things I was I had this huge list of projects and I was like I'm gonna get so much stuff done in these two days and and I had my list and I had checked it twice to find out which of my projects was naughty and which one of my projects was nice uh none of them were nice they were just annoying projects but I would go through my list and I would try to squeeze in a couple of things here and there so that uh you know I could get something done um the first day the first day started off really good my first day was there's a donut place near my house and it's my favorite donut place in the world on the planet and it's called Montclair Bread Montclair Bakery Montclair I think it's Montclair Bread and they have oh the donuts are so good I think I've talked about them before but I haven't talked about them I had a tres leches donut what does that mean three leches what does that mean three milks how does that work I don't know I know one is whipped cream so that's milk and then there's kind of like this sweetened condensed milk like bit to it so that's two milks the third milk I don't know I it's in there I mean it's not it's not dos leches cake no it's tres tres leches it's tres leches cake and you're gonna eat it and you're gonna love it and it's got it's got a cherry on top and it's just donut oh it's so good so that's how my day started right that was actually before I knew that I was gonna have to work for the day so and then after that I don't really remember what I did because I think I had so much sugar in my system that I passed out no I went to the tool store and I got some tool stuff so that I could do my tool project and then I came home and I did my first project my first was I put a a tow hitch it's called a tow hitch on the back of my Tiguan my little car and so I had to actually I watched the YouTube video like a hundred times for this because I was getting very much more nervous every single time I had to take a utility knife and cut into the bottom of my bumper there was a pre scored square rectangle there that like from the manufacturer from Volkswagen so I had to take a utility knife and cut into the bottom of my bumper there was a pre scored square rectangle there that like from the manufacturer from Volkswagen but i had to actually cut through it it was so scary i was afraid i was like i'm ruining my car i'm cutting into my car i'm destroying my poor car but i got that off and then i put the the tow hitch in and there were four bolts and i was like laying on a little my little blanket on the ground trying to do this stuff above my head because it wasn't on like a uh like in the video they're like they had the car in a lift rack so it was way up high so that it was easier for them to do these things but me uh i i didn't get i didn't get that i was on the ground so that's fine i got it done got it all in there and um i was very excited it's very cool it actually looks nice and it looks right and it looks like it's like i didn't do it then i found out i had to do some work so i got on a call after that call i what did i do oh i did i went to uh i went on my second project and my second project was i had to re-screen the back door my back storm door and so that was pretty cool because like i had to watch another video and learn how to do more like doodad thing and um there's like this thing called a spline which is like a cord that goes around this little channel on the screen door she had to pull the spline out and then pull the old um screen out and then clean it all up really nice and put the new screen on and then uh get it cut into the corners and put the new spline in with a spline roller it's called i had to do all this stuff and uh my mother-in-law she was like why not just take that screen to the screen place and have them re-screen it and i was like because i'm learning a cool new skill and instead of it being you know like a 50 project for them to do it or maybe more i don't know it's and now it's a 15 project so i feel like i won in that one at least and then i had i'm trying to think what else i had um i did some other projects i don't know i oh oh oh oh after i did the second project i went and i had i went to an indian buffet and it was so good and i ate so much food so part of my day off was like i'm gonna eat some good food so i had my donut and then i had indian buffet indian buffet, all you can eat it was ten dollars and fifty bucks it's 20 bucks only, 10 dollars and 15 cents $10.50, $10.47 if I'm to be exact, and you know I am. I had two plates of food. And so what I did, the first plate, I went around and I had little tastes of everything. Little tastes, little tastes, little tastes, little tastes, little tastes, right? Oh God, it was so good. And my mouth was actually watering from it. And they gave me a little basket of naan, which is this kind of bread. And then on my second plate back, what you do is like, you're like, all right, I sampled everything. Now I'm going all in on the things that I really like. But there was some chicken, well, there's some tikka masala, which I put on some biryani rice. And then I had some tandoori chicken. Oh, it was so much chicken goodness. And then some, what else was it? I don't know, man. There was so much, there was just a lot of food. Let me just be clear with you that a lot of food was eaten. And then I went back and I had like this tiny little bowl of this rice stuff that was vanilla-y and yummy and just amazing. And then I came home and then I did another project. My brain is not telling me what that other project was, so it must not have been that important. And then I got everything kind of, the house kind of cleaned, did a little bit more work. And then that night, after I got everything good, I went and I saw the Avengers movie, which was a big movie, a big crazy movie, a big what, what in the what, what, what, what, what, what, what in the what movie. So that was my night. And then I came home that night, and guys, it was a little bit sad. Glassy, our Pleco, our Fish, the fish who keeps everything clean, he moved on to another fish world. He said, I can't take this anymore. I'm not gonna be in here with these snails and this shrimp. And then he died. And the sad thing is, is I feel like I might be responsible, because he was a big hardy fish he was like i was like this fish is good look at this fish i think that the snails might have eaten whatever he used to be eaten is my is my thinking so and which makes me feel like a horrible fish parent um but we you know what you move on you move on you move on and so when i had to get him out of the tank at the little fish net and everything and it was like 12 30 at night and so it was late i was kind of tired and uh one of the kids has this little robot dog this little very frustrating robot dog and i guess he was on the kitchen table which is where the fish tank is and my motion of getting the fish out was enough that uh and it's you know it's quiet in the house because it's so late i'm focused on getting the fish out i don't want to disturb any of the other fish and i'm i'm contemplating uh death because of the fish and then this is this robot dog just goes and i like flung the fish the fish just ah i threw everything because i didn't i thought i was being attacked by an adorable robot dog uh thankfully though i was not being attacked so but it took the kids uh two days two days to figure out that the biggest most giant fish uh was no longer in the tank and by the kids i mean only one of them he was going around he was doing like an inventory he was like oh there's snail there's that fish the shrimp is the shrimp gone I was like no the shrimp is right here he's not moving it's like no his little his little antenna are moving he's fine okay there's another fit wait dad where's that other fit where's the where's where's glassy and I had to break it down I was like buddy buddy buddy buddy I'm sorry glassy didn't glassy didn't make it you know glassy moved on to a different place glassy's no longer with us and he I was that I kind of I was just like does that make you sad does he was just like man he shrugged his shoulders so all right you know our dog is 15 at this point at some point he's probably gonna go to a farm or dog college or wherever dogs go and I'm wondering if it's gonna be a similar reaction and then I'm wondering if it's gonna be a similar reaction and then I'm wondering after that at some point in life I might die I don't know I hope not but as I from my understanding it it's it's it's an inevitability and is it gonna be the same reaction oh where's dad he's I see Ollie is he mommy I see the snails I see the oh he's did he die and shrug his shoulders yeah oh it's not a natural reaction it's a weird reaction anyway ah what are you gonna do so then you know reaction anyway ah what are you gonna do so then you know gonna do so then you know really hot here yesterday it was it was tanVI tanVI 92 degrees which is warm for it's spring we kind of skipped spring went straight to summer and i uh i got the list out and i started looking at it and i was just like i uh i think today i'm going to uh watch tv and that's what i did i just watched i watched tv from the beginning of the day until the end of the day i got nothing done but i felt fine about it i felt great about it and and because you know what i do too much and if you do too much you run out of you and if you run out of you you what have you got then you've got nothing you've got the zip you've got you've got but but bupkis what's bupkis what's a bupkis i don't know but i know what you are you're the bumper podcast kateers and i know what i am i am natty bumper car and i know what this is this is a bumper podcast and again this is my favorite time of the day i hope it's your favorite time of the day you go and make all that magic happen why don't you make

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