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Bumperpodcast #234 – The farce is a finagle!

Rufus T. Rufus is back to hassle everyone at the Bumperpodcast – and Natty Bumpercar is a bit down – right up until Doodle Poodle shows up with a plan!

Do you plan? Let us know by sending an email to bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com.

About This Episode

In this hilarious episode of Bumperpodcast, Natty Bumpercar finds himself in legal hot water when Rufus T. Rufus claims to own the entire podcast due to a contract breach. Rufus insists that because Aloysious J. Pig was doing unauthorized Periscope broadcasts, he now owns all of Natty's intellectual property. Just when things look dire, Doodle Poodle arrives claiming to have taken lawyering classes and offers to help. In a surprising twist, Doodle's unconventional legal tactics involving doodling on the contract somehow invalidate it, freeing Natty from Rufus's claims. The whole ordeal turns out to be what Rufus calls "a finagle," with Doodle Poodle saving the day in the most unexpected way possible.

Memorable Quotes

“I now own the bumper podcast and everything there in between you understand sir all mine all the time and it rhymes on a dime”

— Rufus T. Rufus

“I just took the contract and, you know, I went through it and I made a few doodles on it! It's invalidated!”

— Doodle Poodle

“That means this whole boss is a finagle!”

— Rufus T. Rufus

Topics: #contracts #legaldisputes #intellectualproperty #friendship #periscope #lawyers #comedy #conflictresolution

Featuring: Natty Bumpercar, Rufus T. Rufus, Doodle Poodle

Full Transcript

Natty Bumpercar: hey everybody that's me uh natty bumper car this is a bumper podcast and this is

Rufus T. Rufus: you understand i just thought you maybe had forgotten and you'd maybe gone away and you were just gonna leave us alone and here you are here i am because this is my show now you are in a breach of contract and you understand that's the law that's nothing that i'm doing my friend oh we are friends my friend because you see here under this contract i own every bit of intellectual property you have been putting out for years and years and years it doesn't no i don't think you i don't i don't know much about contracts but i'm pretty sure that you don't own any i feel like i'm whining i feel like i'm whining at this point but listen rufus um you were a great manager

Natty Bumpercar: i know that pig was doing periscopes and that broke some sort of part of the contract and so now you think you own the podcast or whatever but you don't own it

Rufus T. Rufus: everything i don't know anything i don't think i don't know i'm trying to figure this out and work on it and i don't i don't i don't i don't i don't you okay i'm stuttering i don't even and i don't know what's going on well here's let me tell you exactly what's going on as you described in the previous predicament your friend aloysius jay big whose name is on this contract was doing and so what that means ipso facto is that i now own the bumper podcast and everything there in between you understand sir all mine all the time and it rhymes on a dime yeah eating a lot okay that doesn't mean anything some other things right you understand what i'm doing there yeah i understand what you're doing you're being you're kind of being a not you're not being very nice you're kind of being a jerk you're being a jerk you're being a jerk you're being a jerk you're being a jerk i'm sorry to say that but that's kind of what's happening all right like pig did we all do a lot of other shows i do stand-up shows i do other people's podcasts do you huh interesting yes oh that's fine well then evidently we got multiple breaches of contract up in here and i don't think you understand the legality of the system of the law of the land what my friend you have done yourself into a real pickle here a pickle juice do you understand why don't you you can drink your pickle juice i don't want to drink in the corner what and read the contract read the fine print of the contract read between the lines of the contract you know i

Doodle Poodle: don't think i'm not gonna do that i cry everybody what and a hell of an downhill what how what what is what are they doing here huh how Oh! I'm here! I've been taking lawyering classes on my T's off, and I'm gonna- I know a lot about lawyers and stuff. Well, I doubt that! You do? Uh, no.

Rufus T. Rufus: What? Lawyer? Lawyer stuff? He don't know nothin'. No. About nothin'. He don't know nothin' about this doll. I would like to see the contract if you don't mind! Yeah, give him the contract, Rufus. That's- I mean- Suppose! Why not? Just give it to him. Let's see what happens. If this is your new lawyer, then here is the contract, my sir.

Doodle Poodle: Alright, thank you very much. Let me just look through this and- Oh, look at- I mean- What in the world are you doing? What are you doing with that?

Rufus T. Rufus: Now, give me that contract back right now! What is- What did he do to it? That's not acceptable! That is not Proud Lawyers Act! That is not proper lawyering, sir! From one legal advisor to another, that is not proper!

Natty Bumpercar: Doodle Poodle, what did you just do to the contract? I don't even understand. What- what just-

Rufus T. Rufus: What did just happen?

Doodle Poodle: I just took the contract and, you know, I went through it and I made a few doodles on it!

Rufus T. Rufus: You did what? That's disgusting! Come on!

Doodle Poodle: It's invalidated!

Rufus T. Rufus: What? What did you just say? Invalidated? Did you just wreck my contract? That means that I don't own anything! That means that the Bumper Podcast goes back to you, Bumper! God, that means this whole boss is a finagle!

Doodle Poodle: Doodle Poodle, I think you did it! You did it! You did it! The boss is a finagle!

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August 28, 2015
Bumperpodcast #229 – Waking up from a long nap

Bumpercar is back at Headquarters – where nothing works and everything is a mess. Strap in for chaos on this week’s Bumperpodcast – with Pig, Robot, some pirate, and Doodle Poodle!

Chaos? Let us know by sending an email to bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com.

About This Episode

Natty Bumpercar returns to the Bumperpodcast after taking a week off for travel, reflecting on their recent interview episode with Mad from Homestar Runner. The episode quickly descends into controlled chaos as Aloysious J. Pig, Doodle Poodle, and Rufus T. Rufus (as Parrot Orange Beard the pirate) interrupt with their own agendas. Pig wants to talk about rain, Robot malfunctions and talks to himself, and a dog appears causing allergic concerns. What starts as Natty's attempt at a structured comeback episode transforms into a hilarious disaster that has the characters wondering if this might be the worst Bumperpodcast ever. It's a perfectly imperfect example of the show's improvisational comedy style.

Memorable Quotes

“you've been gone a week and this is what you come back with”

— Aloysious J. Pig

“listen if you guys are gonna come on the show and interrupt which is fun because i do like it when i have more people on you gotta bring something to the”

— Natty Bumpercar

“is this the worst bumper podcast ever oh no we started from the top and now we're all the way down here in a well”

— Natty Bumpercar

Topics: #chaos #podcasting #travel #improvisation #homestarrunner #rain #pirates #dogs

Featuring: Natty Bumpercar, Aloysious J. Pig, Doodle Poodle, Rufus T. Rufus

Full Transcript

Natty Bumpercar: yay this is natty bumper car and we are back after last week we took a week off because we were traveling and there's a lot of stuff going on and you know we're just trying to put the pieces back together that's what we're always trying to do here um if you listen to the last episode it was our first interview episode ever we had my friend mad on from homestar place runtime runtime homestar to runville you tire popper lationer home strong but i don't know and and it was great and it was fun and uh hopefully we'll be doing more interviews at some point because uh even though i didn't have any of my equipment uh it's i it was fun i had fun i i miss i miss my pals i was in atlanta where i'm originally from kind of originally not really originally originally i'm from someplace else but let's not get into that

Aloysious J. Pig: long story uh we were visiting friends and hey bumsy what's going on hey how you doing it's me yeah it's me peg what's going on oh you know i was just gonna do some periscoping and people are like hey pig what are you doing i'm gonna be on the podcast

Doodle Poodle: to be on the bumper all right i'm sure everybody loves the would love to hear from you guys and i would love to hear what

Natty Bumpercar: you did on vacation oh really this is too much

Doodle Poodle: i almost said my name was peg that's so silly but clearly not okay robot robot stop all right are you just talking to yourself what

Natty Bumpercar: somebody hit him he's broken some he's okay he turned off all right whoa yeah sorry about that everyone yeah man i'm sorry

Aloysious J. Pig: right this is crazy anyway so this is pig and i'm here on the bumper podcast and you know today we're gonna talk about i don't know like what do we talk about today rain what do you so does

Natty Bumpercar: rain a lot here are you serious and stuff so you're just gonna come on to my show now and talk about nothing you have nothing to talk about and you're talking about rain it's not even raining today and then you just and stuff listen if you guys are gonna come on the show and interrupt which is fun because i do like it when i have more people on you gotta bring something to the

Rufus T. Rufus: bumper car oh it's me parrot on parrot on parrot orange beard the parrot coming here to the bumper podcast wanting everyone to know that i've got plenty to talk about oh hi you brought your dog with you did you come here well i'm afraid of dogs because i'm allergic

Doodle Poodle: get the dog away from me i'm hypoallergenic i don't think there's anything for you to be nervous or allergic to i don't have any doggy candor or nothing and i think it's okay for me because i live here you're just a mean pirate who is i just want to go and draw

Natty Bumpercar: listen here bumper car okay what's up i ain't here to tell you your business yeah i'm sure but

Aloysious J. Pig: i mean like i got i do the thing i do my show yeah yeah and this is a disaster oh come on like yeah i i you you've been gone a week and this is what you come back with all right well i'm just saying yeah maybe if you let me talk about rain a little bit seriously we would have had some sort of

Natty Bumpercar: structure really rain structure really or something well at least anything right okay well i will contend i will contend i will agree that today was kind of a mess it was a bit of a disaster but you know i think it was probably good for everyone to at least come to the mic and talking to the mic and say something that made sense to them i mean it was good in some way right i'm sure it had to be good in any way is this the worst bumper podcast ever oh no we started from the top and now we're all the way down here in a well

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July 9, 2015
Bumperpodcast #220 – Mystery solved – and meatballin’!

The mystery is solved – and we find that some mysteries are best left alone. Fireplug is in the house – along with Pig, Robot, and Doodle Poodle. To infinity!

Do you ever go meatballing?! Let us know by sending an email to bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com.

Comedian, Natty Bumpercar does some junk in today’s edition of the Bumperpodcast.

About This Episode

In episode 220 of Bumperpodcast, Natty Bumpercar discovers a mysteriously lost episode tape while moving boxes. For once, the show actually resolves a storyline quickly instead of letting it drag on for months. When the crew gathers to listen to the recovered tape, they're horrified by what they hear – a terrible soundscape experiment that gives Aloysious J. Pig a furball despite being a pig. Robot denies responsibility, claiming his content is too cool for such a disaster. After much chaos and finger-pointing among the characters, Doodle Poodle finally confesses to creating the awful lost episode.

Memorable Quotes

“That was the worst thing I ever heard in my life. Do we record that? Is that an actual episode?”

— Aloysious J. Pig

“All my stuff is pretty good. Like, it's pretty on point. Like, the kids all like to listen to it when robot speaks because robot is so cool.”

— Robot

“Usually things drag on for months at a time and then are just dropped and forgotten.”

— Natty Bumpercar

Topics: #mystery #lostmedia #experimentalaudio #teamwork #confession #podcastproduction

Featuring: Natty Bumpercar, Doodle Poodle, Robot, Aloysious J. Pig

Full Transcript

Natty Bumpercar: hey everybody it's me not a bumper car hey how's it going what's going on fireplug i was moving some boxes around and i found this thing here and i wanted to give it to you it looked like it was something important that's the tape of the mysteriously lost episode yeah that's the greatest thing ever you found it right that's so i have no idea what you're talking about well we had lost an episode last week we were talking about it and from what you just handed me something amazing has just happened we might have actually wrapped up a uh a storyline that we just started last week which is not something that we do here at the bumper podcast usually things drag on for months at a time and then are just dropped and forgotten yeah like to the point where you're just like i don't even care if they bring up a new storyline because they're just gonna forget about it because the show they get distracted easily okay i understand you don't care you don't you don't care okay it's not my job my job is to pick things up okay all right what just happened there i'm not very good at my job come on i pick things up all right and i put things down good like that all right okay so okay you got i got i know what you're doing i put them down down good job okay well that's great okay you're gonna go you should have a good day you have a good day too thank you so much for finding me okay see you later uh okay okay you're still here okay okay okay okay

Doodle Poodle: okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay

Natty Bumpercar: okay I should have hit him up. We could have gone meatballing. Meatballing. You know, down at the spot where we get the meatballs. Anyway, that's besides the point. What I'm excited about is you found the mystery episode, and we're all here. So maybe you think we can listen to it all? Yes, I think that's the best idea ever. Okay, I'm going to get it. That was a weird sign-off you did. That would all be all right with me. Yeah, I just had to get it all loaded up and set into the machine here, and then we can listen to it, and we can see what the mystery episode was that we lost, and we can figure out exactly what we were missing out on. So, all right, I'm just going to hold on a second while I just got to put it in there. Okay, and I got to put this over here, load up this thing. All right, all right, and play.

Doodle Poodle: Oh, oh, turn it off, turn it off, turn it off.

Natty Bumpercar: My pig ears can't take whatever the heck that was. Oh, that was the worst thing I ever heard in my life. Do we record that? Is that an actual episode? Oh, that's what we were doing that day? I don't remember doing, like, soundscape experiments or nothing like that. Oh, oh, that actually gave me a furball. And I'm a pig. Pigs ain't. I've got furballs. Who authorized that? Oh. I have no idea. Better lost than never listened to, I would say. What are we going to put that on? That made me sneeze. What was that? Robot, is that something you were doing? Because, oh, that hurt my nose. You gave pig a furball? I don't understand what. Is that why it was never posted? Because it was just that horrible?

Robot: It wasn't me doing anything. It wasn't me. I had nothing to do with it. I, you know, all my stuff is pretty good. Like, it's pretty on point. Like, the kids all like to listen to it when robot speaks because robot is so cool. So cool. So cool. What's he doing? I make dogs drool. Jimmy, that's not even true. Little bigot.

Doodle Poodle: I make dogs drool. You deserve it. You deserve it. You deserve it. You deserve it. You deserve it. You deserve it. You deserve it. It's just not true. You should have made a bigger dog. You just, I should have made a bigger robot. And you, you made a bad episode. Later, man. It was probably you who made it. You broke it. The whole Bumper Podcast and everybody knows it.

Natty Bumpercar: Doodle Poodle, you did it. Didn't you?

Doodle Poodle: Yeah.

Aloysious J. Pig: Poodle Poodle, you, did it. Didn't you? Yeah. Poodle. Poodle. You did it. Didn't you? Yeah. Poodle. Poodle. You did it. Didn't you? Yeah. Poodle. He did it. Poodle.

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April 30, 2015
Bumperpodcast #219 – Mystery of the lost episode.

We lost an episode of the Bumperpodcast – and everyone is in a real tizzy! What do we do? We rip everything apart – and – and – and – you’ll have to listen to find out!

You are swell? Let us know by sending an email to bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com.

Comedian, Natty Bumpercar talks about some junk with Robot and Pig, and some other junk in today’s edition of the Bumperpodcast.

About This Episode

In this chaotic episode of Bumperpodcast, Natty Bumpercar and his puppet friends face a crisis when episode 214 mysteriously goes missing. As Natty frantically searches through boxes and bags at headquarters, Doodle Poodle and Aloysious J. Pig try to help solve the problem. Pig suggests re-recording the lost episode, but Natty worries about disrupting the show's continuity. Amidst the chaos, Natty shares exciting news about reaching the finals of a comedy competition in New York City. The episode captures the improvisational humor and behind-the-scenes mayhem that makes Bumperpodcast unique.

Memorable Quotes

“I'm like a specialist, I'm like a sniper, I get in there, binga-baga-boonga, and then I lose.”

— Natty Bumpercar

“Maybe make it like an extra special episode. This week on the bumper podcast, robot gets a life!”

— Aloysious J. Pig

“You didn't help the situation, you brought me an old stale donut.”

— Natty Bumpercar

Topics: #missingepisode #comedycompetition #behindthescenes #continuity #newyorkcity #improvisation #chaos

Featuring: Natty Bumpercar, Aloysious J. Pig

Full Transcript

Natty Bumpercar: I don't know, but if you look over there, I think you're on the shelf, behind the box, move that, move that, okay, the brown one, okay, just keep looking over there, what, no, you, you guys, okay, just, there's some, just get rid of all that garbage, and move, it might be in the bag, so I want you to go through all those bags over there, okay, I'm just, I'm just gonna look over here to see if I can find, and I can't see it, I can't, I'm not finding anything, oh, jeez, sorry, hey, everybody, it's, it's me, Nanny Bumper Gar, sorry, I didn't realize that we were recording this, Doodle Poodle is over there looking through, hey, yes, hi, Doodle, he's looking through a bag of pigs somewhere, over there, looking through some boxes and stuff, I don't know where Robot is, but I was kind of hoping that he would help, guys, we lost an episode, I don't know where the episode went, I don't know what happened, I, I'm at a loss, and, um, ah, it's not supposed to happen, it's all supposed to be sequential, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, et cetera, but episode, I think it's two, one, four, it's nowhere to be found, it's, and we're really, I mean, I am, ripping headquarters apart, I'm moving stuff, it should be here, and it's not, so I don't know what to do, because now, the entire continuity of the storyline that we've been meticulously putting together is, is at risk, because I don't know what we're missing, and what was supposed to be here, and what's not here, and so, I, you know, like, I don't want to rehash things that I've already, that were in episode 213, that'd be, who wants to hear things twice, this is five minutes of your week, that I'm honored for you to, to, to give to me, and, and now, I'm asking you to, what, listen to something twice, you don't have time for that, as the internet says, you do not have time for that, what, really, bring it over, bring it over, oh, it could be in here, no, no, it's not, it's not in here, come on, thank you, though,

Aloysious J. Pig: that's no problem, listen, I, I think I got an idea that we maybe should do, is we just, I don't know, re-record it, I can't re-record it, come on, don't shoot the pig messenger, I'm not, I was just thinking, terrible idea, we've been spending all this time, looking around everything, every place, yeah, maybe it'd be a better idea, if we just, I, no, listen to episode 213, episode 215, see where we are, okay, and just re-record it, that's a terrible idea, because it's not gonna make sense, I don't know, or maybe make it like an extra special episode, uh-huh, you know, it's like, this week, on the bumper podcast, robot gets a life, come on, that's not nice, he's not even here, I know, but he's not even here,

Natty Bumpercar: I know, but he's a robot, he needs battery, oh, dude, what you got, no, I'm sorry, what, dude, come on, that's, it's a, it's a donut you brought me, would you stop crying, you didn't do nothing at all, you didn't help the situation, you brought me an old stale donut, I'll take that, yeah, of course,

Aloysious J. Pig: thank you, I mean, I've been working up a lot, I'm hungry,

Natty Bumpercar: I know, I know, I really, and I appreciate, yeah, it's a terrible day, but I appreciate everything you're doing to help me, guys, um, I don't, I, I'm starting to hedge towards what you're saying, and I don't, I don't feel like we're gonna find it, no, and it stinks, because the episode is almost over, and I had so many things I wanted to tell you about, guys, I was in the finals of a comedy competition, uh, at a festival in New York, City, and which is a kind of a nice big deal for me, right, this is my, I think, third or fourth competition, and if you want a man to make it to the finals or the semi-finals of a competition, and then lose, that's you, that's you, I'm your man right here, it's what I do, I'm like a specialist, I'm like a sniper, I get in there, binga-baga-boonga, and then I lose, it's, uh, it's good, no, it's good to know just how good you are, good, you're good enough to make it, here, you're not good enough to go there, no, that gives me something to aim for, you know what else I got something to aim for, what do you got to do, I got to aim to find episode 214.

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April 24, 2015
Bumperpodcast #217 – The Poodle Podcast Kerfuffle!

Doodle Poodle and Voice Man are in studio to record an episode of the ‘Poodle Podcast’ … Too bad they didn’t schedule the time. There is a kerfuffle!

Do you kerfuffle? Let us know by sending an email to bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com.

Comedian, Natty Bumpercar talks about some junk with Robot and Pig, and some other junk in today’s edition of the Bumperpodcast.

About This Episode

In this chaotic episode of Bumperpodcast, Doodle Poodle attempts to record his own "Poodle Podcast" in the studio, only to be interrupted by an annoyed Natty Bumpercar who has the room reserved. The situation escalates into a kerfuffle when Doodle Poodle starts making strange noises and voices, prompting Aloysious J. Pig to investigate the commotion. Producer and the gang try to figure out what's wrong with Doodle Poodle's bizarre behavior, leading to a hilarious misunderstanding about studio scheduling and podcast etiquette. Despite the confusion and fur flying, the episode ends with everyone appreciating Doodle Poodle's dedication to his doodles, even if his podcast takeover didn't go as planned.

Memorable Quotes

“This is the Bumper Podcast, not the Poodle Podcast, and I don't even know how you guys got into the room, it's supposed to be locked!”

— Natty Bumpercar

“This is not the kerfuffle that I thought that I was getting into. This kerfuffle is not pleasant. It's an unpleasant kerfuffle.”

— Aloysious J. Pig

“Everything you do comes down to doodles, and that's why you're doodle poodle, and that's why everybody loves you.”

— Natty Bumpercar

Topics: #podcasting #misunderstandings #doodles #studioconflicts #friendship #comedy #improvisation

Featuring: Producer, Doodle Poodle, Natty Bumpercar, Aloysious J. Pig

Full Transcript

Producer: Hello boys and girls, let's see what Doodle Poodle is doing right now!

Doodle Poodle: Hey everybody, it's me, Doodle Poodle, and this is the Poodle Podcast, and this is where we're going to have the best time ever in the whole wide world, and we're going to do some drawings, and we're going to make some fun doodles today! Hey! What's- Hi, Bubsy!

Natty Bumpercar: What are you doing?

Doodle Poodle: How are you doing?

Natty Bumpercar: I'm doing-

Doodle Poodle: Hello?

Natty Bumpercar: I'm doing great, but you're not supposed to be in here. What are you doing? What is a poodle- What do you even call it? You're doing a poodle? A poodle podcast? Hi, voice man. Hello, Bumpsy! Don't call me Bumpsy, it's Bumper Car, or Natty Bumper Car, or whatever, but this is the Bumper Podcast, not the Poodle Podcast, and I don't even know how you guys got into the room, it's supposed to be locked, and why you're recording, and what is happening right now? We have a schedule on the wall that you can reserve time, and now is the time for the Bumper Podcast, so I'm kind of upset and confused.

Doodle Poodle: I just don't understand what the- The problem is, it's not such a big kerfuffle.

Natty Bumpercar: It's a big kerfuffle.

Doodle Poodle: I mean, we came here to record the Poodle Podcast.

Natty Bumpercar: Poodle Podcast. All right.

Doodle Poodle: And no one was here, and so we set our stuff up, and we started to record everything, and it was going to be super fun, and everything was going to be super fun, and stuff like that. What are you doing? I like that. Like that. Uh-huh.

Natty Bumpercar: Like that. Okay. Well, I mean, that's a good explanation, I suppose, and really, I'm kind of off-put by the noise you were just making. I was really angry, but now I'm kind of- You pulled me back in, because that was a really ridiculous noise, and I don't know what you were doing, to be quite frank. Who's Frank? To be quite honest. Ah!

Aloysious J. Pig: Hey, everybody. It's me, Pig. I heard you guys were having a kerfuffle in here. Yeah. And we ain't had a good kerfuffle in here in a long time, so I figured I'd come in and see how everybody was doing. Oh, perfect. It was pretty good. I like what you got going on. There's a lot of fur flying. Uh-huh. There's some weird drawings over there. There's a doodle.

Doodle Poodle: Oh, God. I mean, there's a doodle, yeah. Doodles, of course.

Aloysious J. Pig: He says to me, well, what are we up to? What are we doing? What's the rumpus?

Doodle Poodle: Anyway, huh? It's Pig. Hi. This is- Oh, no.

Natty Bumpercar: He's doing it again.

Doodle Poodle: Doodle.

Aloysious J. Pig: Doodle. What in the- What in the hook, Nanny? Is he okay? I don't know. Somebody get him a- Is it like- Get him a cold cloth. Get him- Somebody get him a compress. Somebody get him an ice pack. Somebody get him, I don't know, like a marshmallow peep. A peep? Whatever you give to a dog when he's talking like that. He's crazy. I don't understand nothing what he's saying at all.

Natty Bumpercar: I don't know what he's saying either. It's a new weird voice thing that he's doing today, and I mean, it's kind of cute.

Aloysious J. Pig: Yeah, I guess it's kind of cute.

Natty Bumpercar: Yeah. Yeah. It is kind of cute, but Voiceman, have you- Have you ever heard him talk like that? No, I have not. It's weird. It's very strange. I just don't understand what's happening.

Producer: I don't either. Normally, he comes in, and he makes a few doodles, and everyone is happy, and it's mail time, and everything like that happens, and it makes sense. Today makes no sense at all.

Aloysious J. Pig: Jesus, this guy got to yell everything you say.

Natty Bumpercar: Yes, he yells. We're kidding.

Aloysious J. Pig: Let's have a normal conversation. We got the dog over there hyperventilating. He's very upset. We got this voice set up, dude, like yelling and everything. This is not the kerfuffle that I thought that I was getting into. All right, pig. This kerfuffle is- What?

Natty Bumpercar: What is it?

Aloysious J. Pig: Not pleasant. It's an unpleasant kerfuffle. Oh, no.

Natty Bumpercar: Normally, I mean, not to put too fine a point on it, but I think that kerfuffles, by nature, not by law, but by nature, tend to be a little uncomfortable. That's not a problem. Yeah.

Doodle Poodle: Yeah.

Natty Bumpercar: So-

Doodle Poodle: I just want to go home, and I was kind of sad, because I just wanted to make a show, and I wanted everybody to like it, and everybody got a kerfuffle, and no one's very happy, and I'm just so tired, and I think I'm just sleeping, and I just want to go-

Natty Bumpercar: Oh, poodle, come on.

Doodle Poodle: Back to my doghouse. Go home. I don't know.

Natty Bumpercar: You seem so upset.

Doodle Poodle: Maybe I'll make some-

Natty Bumpercar: Toodles!

Doodle Poodle: Oh, Jesus Christ. What a destroyer.

Natty Bumpercar: Everything you do comes down to doodles, and that's why you're doodle poodle, and that's why everybody loves you. Hey!

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April 9, 2015