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  • Bumperpodcast #450 – Season 3 – Okay

    Bumperpodcast #450 – Season 3 – Okay

    In this episode of the Natty Bumpercar Bumperpodcast, Natty Bumpercar addresses the long delay between episodes, sharing insights with Producer, Rufus T. Rufus, Doodle Poodle, and Aloysious. Don’t miss out — listen, subscribe, and share the laughter today!

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    About This Episode

    After a long hiatus following episode 449 titled 'The End,' Natty Bumpercar returns to explain why the Bumperpodcast went dark for months. Joined by Aloysious J. Pig, Rufus T. Rufus, and Producer, Natty candidly discusses getting overwhelmed by ambitions to add theme music and new features, ultimately flying too close to the sun like Icarus. The gang debates the who-what-when-where-why-how of proper questioning, discovers their listener numbers have plummeted to zero, and hilariously contemplates pivoting to a 'how-to-fail' podcast. This self-aware episode captures the struggles of podcast burnout while maintaining the show's signature improvisational comedy style.

    Memorable Quotes

    “I flew too close to the sun… it was a metaphorical fall, an allegorical fall.”

    — Natty Bumpercar

    “We used to be like, oh, wow, look at all these people. And now it's like, oh, okay, some guy named Bob listened to it last Thursday… Nope. No, that's another zero.”

    — Producer

    “Is there a podcast that's specifically how to fail at everything? Because I think, number one, we'd go right there.”

    — Aloysious J. Pig

    Topics: #podcasting #burnout #comeback #failure #overwhelm #comedy #meta-humor #timemanagement

    Featuring: Natty Bumpercar, Aloysious J. Pig, Rufus T. Rufus, Producer

    Full Transcript

    Natty Bumpercar: okay okay okay so i apologize i am sorry and i apologize and the reason that i am apologizing is i put out an episode it was number what is it 449 and i titled it the end and then i proceeded to not make any more episodes for a long long time wait so are we back to doing this

    Aloysious J. Pig: because i i was enjoying the break i was enjoying not having to talk to you every week i was enjoying you know just living my life just being me yeah it's just j pig over here okay yeah

    Natty Bumpercar: well i get that and i totally agree i kind of enjoyed the time off as well but what tends to happen is if i'm not doing the bumper project if i'm not making drawings if i'm

    Unknown: no and not to be impolite but no i i need to focus today because it's been a long time

    Natty Bumpercar: and i have to explain what's going on and and why you know yeah well uh excuse me

    Rufus T. Rufus: you i just want to jump in here because i got some some question as to the when the where the what and the why you understand yes so you don't have any questions about about the who i don't i don't think i understand what you're getting out there aloysius i said uh let me think here i said the what the where the when and the why um i think i said everything there no i'm pretty sure you did

    Natty Bumpercar: you skip you skipped who who what when where how why i don't even know if you did how

    Aloysious J. Pig: yeah so what he said traditionally you start with a who who who where all right when yep what how and why who when where what yeah who where when what how and when why that's all the bases

    Rufus T. Rufus: yeah well i'm just i feel like i did say all of those things we're not recording this are we because I don't want anyone to go back and listen to tell me if I said something incorrect or incomplete or incoherent because I don't I got kind of used to not being recorded every time I talk and yeah Aloysius I got to say something to you as well it seems like you're used to not talking too you weren't on mic I couldn't hear you there for a second gotta talk into the mic there son come on

    Natty Bumpercar: I hate to be on his side but Rufus is right you kind of looked over to the side there for a second and we kind of I don't know producer are you able to hear him when he looked over to the side yes I did

    Producer: deep down a little bit but I think I was able to fix everything and if not I can fix it in post and I can go in and I can sweeten it and I can add a little bit of this and a little bit of that and it's going to be perfect and you'll just see you'll see but with all of that being said it is easier if you just talk right into the microphone and then my job is a little bit easier

    Natty Bumpercar: if I'm to be honest well I guess that's what it's all about making everybody's jobs easier I um forgot why I said that why i was apologizing oh yeah made an episode months ago the end then no episodes after why why why no i think you're the who the what the why you can't just say why why why you gotta

    Rufus T. Rufus: have some how maybe some win yeah definitely uh where okay no so i was just kind of emphasizing

    Natty Bumpercar: you know the why because i feel like we we owe an explanation people deserve an explanation we were pumping out episodes once a week new cover art we were doing all kinds of stuff and we were getting to this magical 450th episode and we were talking about getting uh theme music and pig interviews is going to start up and all kinds of cool fun stuff and then i mean it broke me is what happened i got overwhelmed i flew too close to the sun

    Aloysious J. Pig: oh you pulled an icarus is that what you're saying you have your icarus you know the wax the wax and your wings uh melted from the sun and then you you fell really far yep i don't know how

    Natty Bumpercar: far it was probably really far it was it was it was really far but it was a metaphorical fall an allegorical fall we always have this problem how many episodes have there been when i can't remember the difference between yeah homily and the simile and a metaphor and an allegory and a pastry and a baguette

    Rufus T. Rufus: yeah i'm hoping that you didn't break us out of the you know the the storage shed over there just to uh go into this tired old uh adage again uh by the way i i did hear that you fell now when you fail do you feel like it was anyone else's fault did you feel like maybe there was a step that was a little bit off maybe uh the curb had been uprooted or something like that maybe somebody no deliberately uh maybe your shoe exploded and then you kind of fell from anything i mean anything i'm just trying to figure out if we have a case here yeah

    Natty Bumpercar: no there's there's there's no case um but here's the thing here's the thing the thing of the thing is i like to try to have a philosophy where if there's a big project like i always use a wedding cake if i have to make a wedding cake and i tell my brain make a wedding cake then my brain is going to shut down it's going to it's just going to freeze up and uh you know if i keep pressing it then the whole engine up there might just break and it's because i'm approaching this monumental thing and it's it's overwhelming and it's too much and so what i like to try to do is to break it down into digestible bits like um okay i need to find a recipe okay i need to find the ingredients okay i need to find the equipment okay what's the temperature like things that are easily achievable and then just kind of go from there now that's how i normally do things and things happen and things work out but a lot of times when there's abstract things like i'm gonna make a new theme song my brain is just like i'm gonna make a like there's no there's no recipe there's no you know ingredients and so i just kind of stare at the computer and um and i'm like okay go do something yeah you do it and and then i get overwhelmed and then i stop and i it's really frustrating and um it does a fun thing where when i get overwhelmed and then i stop working on one thing then it starts to cascade it starts to flow over to other things and after a little while it's it seems so insurmountable that i can't even conceive of how to start over again of how to like okay i'm gonna go do the uh podcast great here we go uh i'm gonna set aside a little bit of time to do you know this project here we go and it's all about time management and trying to figure out a structure and i i just i don't do well with that i just start to uh i start to clam up i start to pull into my uh turtle shell i start you know i hide under a rock and uh then i put on noise canceling headphones and uh that's it i'm gone so that's it

    Aloysious J. Pig: that's what happened that is what happened so there was there was no fall uh who the whole icarus thing that's that's nothing is what i'm reading into this and you're telling me we had a podcast that was like ranking it was actually people people were listening we were getting numbers remember we almost got i think it was a hundred thousand listens or something crazy and then you saw that and you were like i've got to meet the moment i've got to do all this stuff i gotta get a theme song you're always wanting to get a theme song and and then you that's why we stopped and and how many listens have we been getting lately i'm just curious to see if two months of non-activity is going to

    Natty Bumpercar: affect the bottom line of listens so yeah producer i think you probably have all those numbers in front of you can you i guess read them out or whatever yes so

    Producer: um here's the thing we were doing very well and we were growing up the mountain up the mountain here we go here we go and uh so now um we don't it's like is this what's like the lowest number

    Rufus T. Rufus: that you can even think of now hold on is this like a riddle or something are we gonna i need i need a scantron i need a number two pencil and i i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't and I'm going to need probably a lot of erases. I like to erase a lot as I write out my notes.

    Producer: Nope, nope. It's not a math equation. It's just a zero was the answer. It's a pretty simple, you know, it's like we used to be like, oh, wow, look at all these people. They're listening. Oh, on Monday, they liked it. On Tuesday, oh, my goodness. And now it's like, oh, okay, some guy named Bob listened to it last Thursday, and Tuesday, Wednesday, not so much. Okay. Oh, Friday. Friday looks like one person. Nope. No, no, that's another zero. Another zero.

    Natty Bumpercar: Yeah. So, zero. That's a lot of zeros. That's okay. And it's okay. It's okay. You know, it's going to, we just, I got to rein it all in, get back into the flow. I love doing this. I'm hoping that you like listening to it, maybe. And if not, then I'm hoping that you're listening to it and getting something out of it, like how not to do a podcast, you know, how to almost get moderately successful and then stop doing your podcast. Like, these are things that I feel like I could speak on.

    Rufus T. Rufus: Now, hold on. Hold on a second. We were supposed to be like, I think we were in the comedy section, but are we going to be a how-to section now? Like how to fail at everything?

    Aloysious J. Pig: That's actually not a terrible idea. We should look into that. Is there a podcast that's specifically how to fail at everything? Because I think, number one, we'd go right there.

    Natty Bumpercar: The Bumper Podcast is an oftentimes hilarious weekly romp with Natty Bumpercar and some of his pals. It is family-friendly, clean, and ridiculous. Thanks a bundle for listening. If you love our show and you'd like to help support the podcast, check out our Patreon page at Also, pretty please subscribe wherever you get your podcasts. Share it with everyone everywhere, post about it on all of the social medias, or leave a rating and review. The Bumper Podcast is produced at headquarters in Coffee Can Alley. It's recorded, mixed, and produced by a producer. The Bumper Podcast features contributions from Aloysius J. Pig, Rufus T. Rufus, Doodle Poodle, Robot, Trunks, and a gaggle of other silly rascals. Our head talker is probably Natty Bumpercar, We also have an absurd newsletter. Check it out and subscribe at Also, you can follow me on Instagram and Twitter at Hugs and hearts. See you soon. Bye.

  • Bumperpodcast #449 – Season 3 – The end?

    Bumperpodcast #449 – Season 3 – The end?

    In this episode, Natty Bumpercar is woken up by Santa Claus. You won’t want to miss this episode of the Bumperpodcast as it may be the last…

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    About This Episode

    In episode 449, Natty Bumpercar wakes up from a months-long sleep at his desk to discover everything has changed. Santa visits to deliver some shocking news: Producer now has a successful morning show and seven tadpoles, Aloysius J. Pig is touring with his one-man show called "The Swine and I," and Rufus T. Rufus is in jail. As Natty processes missing the big 450th episode celebration he had planned, he grapples with feelings of abandonment and the realization that his grand plans for interviews and show expansion led to complete burnout. This melancholic yet absurdly funny episode finds Natty covered in dust, missing Turkey's Thanksgiving visit, and spiraling over the lack of background music.

    Memorable Quotes

    “I get so much momentum in my brain. Brain momentum, I'll call it. Brain-mentum is not what I'm going to call it. And then everything just shuts down.”

    — Natty Bumpercar

    “I'm so sorry to tell you this nutty… producer is now actually producing a monday through friday morning show, he's married, he has several children. Several yes, it's well you know it's only been a couple of months but frogs they you know it's all very fast.”

    — Santa

    “I don't like it when there's no background music. That's really starting to freak me out. More so even than the months of no episodes.”

    — Natty Bumpercar

    Topics: #burnout #friendship #thanksgiving #podcasting #lifechanges #nostalgia #planningvsreality

    Featuring: Natty Bumpercar, Santa, Producer

    Full Transcript

    Natty Bumpercar: nat natty yeah natty are you natty wake up natty wake up natty yeah i santa i was i was asleep i i don't what day is it i don't even i don't even know yes it's it's towards the end of

    Santa: november and from the looks of it you've got a covering of dust oh you've been here for quite

    Natty Bumpercar: some time i i don't understand the last thing i remember i was i was here i was reporting the uh bumper podcast and we were um about to have our big 450th episode and yes and i was so excited because i had all these cool things that i wanted

    Santa: to do and i was so excited because i had all these cool things that i wanted to do and i to do and and i was gonna have a a theme song and we were gonna have like interviews and um maybe an intern and the the numbers people were listening and it was great all over the world yes i i'm so sorry to tell you this nutty i i apologize i feel like i should have almost just left you sleeping but i think you overwhelmed yourself a bit and probably just fell asleep but that doesn't i was no i was we were making so much progress and now there's there's not even music in the background and there's nobody else here where's producer where's aloesius where's rufus his name is rufus yeah yeah rufus rufus that's his name i i oh i forgot his name it's it's been quite a long time and i i'm sorry to say this but producer is is now actually producing a monday through friday morning show oh um it's both televised as well as simulcast on the radio and he's doing good for him he's doing very well he's married he has several children several yes it's well you know it's only been a couple of months but frogs they you know it's all very fast and aloesius he's he's decided to go back on tour with his one-man show it's uh something called the swine and i oh and uh rufus is great well i feel terrible telling you this but rufus is in jail oh well okay yes i think we all knew that it was going to happen sooner or later okay well i guess huh things make more sense i mean i'm thrilled for producer he has a family he's doing i guess he's still producing so he's doing what he always wanted to do and uh aloesius you know he always loved to travel and he had a story and he wanted to get it out in front of people and i'm happy for him but i'm i mean i'm gonna miss those guys and rufus well if i'm to be honest i guess i'm just glad that he's physically okay even well even if he's in jail um he's not great you know it's he he he lived a tough life rufus and uh i guess it finally caught up to him and he's still alive i guess i'm you know i need i don't know what i don't even know what my next steps are i guess i need to get in touch with rufus to see why he's in jail you don't want to know it's terrible okay yes ah perhaps it's it's horrid yeah i can't even repeat it i don't want to i don't want to hear no um and producer i guess i mean i got a lot of work to do i got a lot of work to do i got a lot of work to do i got a lot of to reach out to all of these these guys you really should i guess i got to send him some some baby presents tadpole yes tadpoles yes tadpole okay yes tadpole presents how many tadpoles how many baby frogs tadpoles i lost baby tadpoles does he have seven i think who's his wife the name is patricia

    Natty Bumpercar: and producer and who's who's directing pig's show like how do i even get in touch with him

    Santa: i don't i feel like i've lost everything yes it does feel that way and as i was saying you should probably start off by bathing you've been laying here on this desk filthy it's a whole room just needs to be fumigated there should be some windows that are opened the door certainly and yes let's get yourself together before you go reaching out and potentially ruining the lives of well two of them one of them already kind of ruined his own life uh but yes i think that's going to be my recommendation okay that's a good recommendation but i so i'm wondering i mean so i guess this is like the 449th episode of the bumper podcast um which is crazy there i i was looking at it before i guess when i got overwhelmed and not very many podcasts get to this many episodes um especially you know with no one listening and um as far as listening you know i guess we started doing this for a while this like 14 years ago and we're at like 98 000 listens 98 000 that's instead blows my mind why anyone would listen to this that long and and that's why i was so excited to like really like we're gonna step it up a level and and it was the interviews that were gonna be pig interviews which i don't know if you even remember but we used to do pig interviews and he would go out and interview people and we were like oh my god this is so awesome and i'm like oh my god this is We were going to, like, double the length of the show. And then there was going to be, like, whole other just pig interview shows, which, I mean, like, there were plans being made. And, you know, sometimes I get myself so worked up and so excited with these ideas. And then what ends up happening is I just stop. Like, I get so much momentum in my brain. Brain momentum, I'll call it. Brain-mentum is not what I'm going to call it. And then everything just shuts down. And I guess even I just shut down. And I kind of can't believe that they all just left me here asleep on the desk in the studio and all by myself for months. Like, do you even know when the last episode was? Like, I'm looking at the calendar. It says. August. That can't be possible. That's, like, two months ago. Is that how long I've been asleep? God, this dust is terrible. It's making me cough. I'm going to make an admission here, Natty. Yeah? I haven't listened to the show in years. So I don't. But it's just news to me that it's been going on so long. There's so many episodes. Everything. And, you know, as to your friends leaving you, I would argue that perhaps, maybe, potentially, possibly, you actually left them first by falling asleep here at your desk. Oh, okay. I mean, you're not right. I did fall asleep. And, you know, I guess they could have just. . . They could have just tapped me on their way out. Maybe. . . All right. I don't know. Like, anything. Slam the door so that I would have woken up that way. Anything. Anything at all. You know? Because now it's been months. They basically have other lives. I'm sitting here. Why are you even here? It's November. All right. In theory, this is the week episode that. . . The turkey comes in and he gobbles and makes all of the chaos, you know, because of Thanksgiving. Oh, Thanksgiving. What are you thankful for? Like, a lot of times we do that this week. And now I'm waking up and it's Santa, which is great. I love that you're visiting. But also, there's. . . I don't like it when there's no. . . Background music. Like, I think that's really starting to freak me out. More so even than the months of no episodes. The everybody has left the show. That no one is listening probably anymore. That turkey's not here. I just don't like it when there's not a music bed. Yes. Well, I. . . My. . . Hmm. The first thing. . . I'm going. . . I'm going to try to pass all of this is not, not. Now, when you say not, that's a negative. And when you say not, not, then it cancels it out, which means it becomes a positive. So that means it is. So it's. . . It's. . . If I said it's not, then it's not happening. If I say it's not, not. . . Then it is happening. But let's say I really get into the mood and I say it's not, not, not. Not, not, not. Then that goes back, I would assume, to the negative. I don't know. That makes sense. It's a real conundrum, a grammatical conundrum that you've given us, Natty. I didn't mean to. Now, as to the rest. Yes, yes, yes. I think you should be. . . I'm so happy that anyone ever did listen to this show. Okay. You should be proud of yourself, of your past. What you've. . . What is that? What do you. . . What is happening? What is that? That's a. . . Yeah. If you make a word or if you say anything that begins with a P, we don't. . . I guess we don't even have that anymore. We used to have a little screen that would go. . . Over the microphone and it would catch the. . . The. . . The. . . What do you. . . The. . . The. . . The. . . The. . . The. . . The. . . The. . . The. . . The. . . The. . . The. . . The. . . The. . . The. . . The. . . And we had them a lot because of Aloysius J. Pig. I understand. So, we don't have that anymore either, I guess. Yeah, so, again, Natty. It feels like you're. . . Phoning in on the negative. Here are the things we don't have. We don't have a show anymore. We don't have a life anymore. We don't have friends. Man, hey. We don't have listeners. We don't have turkey. Turkey. Really, there's not a lot left. Oh.

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  • Bumperpodcast #401 – Season 2 – Singy

    Bumperpodcast #401 – Season 2 – Singy

    Natty sings an odd song. A really odd song. The Bumperpodcast with Natty Bumpercar is an oftentimes hilarious weekly romp around Headquarters, in Coffee-Can Alley, with Natty Bumpercar and his entire gaggle of pals! You should send us an email to bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com. We’re here and we’re listening! Go like our Facebook page (https://www.facebook.com/TheBumperpodcast/)!! Also, The Bumperpodcast can now be found on the https://non-productive.com/ network. Yay!!!! Also, also, we have a Patreon page now!!! https://www.patreon.com/nattybumpercar Another story about saving baby animals! A feel good story! Previous episode!
    [av_toggle_container faq_markup=” initial=’0′ mode=’accordion’ sort=” styling=” colors=” font_color=” background_color=” border_color=” colors_current=” font_color_current=” background_current=” background_color_current=” background_gradient_current_direction=’vertical’ background_gradient_current_color1=” background_gradient_current_color2=” background_gradient_current_color3=” hover_colors=” hover_font_color=” hover_background_color=” hover_toggle_icon_color=” alb_description=” id=” custom_class=” template_class=” av_uid=’av-ktn7f46s’ sc_version=’1.0′] [av_toggle title=’Show Transcript:’ tags=” custom_id=” av_uid=’av-ktn7f343′ sc_version=’1.0′] Natty Bumpercar 0:00 I sometimes feel like maybe I’m not obvious I sometimes feel like maybe I’m a blog obvious oblivious. oblivious to all the things and all this stuff. I wonder if all like two will ever be and yeah, Aloysius J. Pig 0:33 it probably won’t. Unknown Speaker 0:37 I said and making do and think in everything everything though I even though I even though I don’t even know sometimes what I mean probably sleepy, tired grumpy out of steam probably woke up on the bed wrong. I guess. Tomorrow’s another day? I think so let’s hold out hope for brighter things. And better days. Don’t let the goose’s weigh you down. How heavy can Natty Bumpercar 1:35 crowd crying inside outside turn that smile around a frown flowers in the ground are bright bird up in the air I think I can I think I might around in circles. Tonight I’m fine. Okay. Fine. I’m okay. Fine, okay. here more than five more than okay. Over under the stars much too close. And much too far. More brains a spongy one g fuzzy. Unknown Speaker 3:01 Few fuse. tangental paradox. I go high lately since bid up to a smidge of dread. That’s okay. We just move forward Porsche so we can do everything and every day wake up and go on and on about your day. I mentioned this to you my friends. My podcast pounds in hopes you’re good in hopes you’re well in hopes you smile. Rufus T. Rufus 3:59 Now, Aloysius, what’s the word here? Was it what would what just happened? Was that the episode or was he okay once I mean what’s happened is I don’t understand that was very different from anything that we have produced in the past so this is this is new territory. Aloysius J. Pig 4:15 Yeah, so I don’t know that was pre recorded. And he’s he’s sleeping right now. It seems fine to me. Are you sleeping I could be any better than that. My take on it is he’s okay. However, the he’s a little bit upset with himself because he recorded the 400th episode big episode big planes and then kind of took a month off so now I didn’t get happening sorry. Got a little popcorn seat up but my teeth Rufus T. Rufus 4:15 popcorn I know what it told me there’s gonna be popcorn is as any as any I left now just read it. Aloysius J. Pig 4:53 Oh, yeah, no, I you know, you got to put food in front of it. What am I gonna do? I’m gonna finish it. That’s what I do. Yeah, But anyway, I’ll talk to him. We’ll see what happens and he’s good. We’ll see. We’ll talk to him. Hopefully we’ll do another episode next week we can pick out get back on track. You know how it is. So it’s always that that August slump and then when there’s a big episode sometimes then there’s a lag so we’re fine. Everything’s good Bumperpodcastketeers I’ll say hi. Hello. wacky funny jokes and everything. I’ll always just JPG here with Rufus T. Rufus. And I don’t know man I that song though. Oh, wow. He Rufus T. Rufus 5:35 is that what we’re calling the song that’s the title of it off off Eve? Because I need to you know if we’re gonna be putting that out I don’t know if we are but I do need a title. So right now I’m going to pin cillian off Aloysius J. Pig 5:49 off so perfect. Oh, lately I had to go Oh, he or not something is a different song. But he I get the I get the drift. I mean, like the bad guy, but he was just like a drone. I don’t want to I don’t want to upset him and I’ll feel Listen to this. But Wow. Wow. Give that kid some milk. Right. So energy. I don’t know what a nice piece of cheese Maybe? Maybe a pretzel. Oh, I would know a pretzel Rufus T. Rufus 6:22 with a pretzel now you’re gonna go a classical with the salt on top of salted pretzels. Are you gonna go with the new kid on the block? But I feel like a strong contender the cinnamon and sugar? Aloysius J. Pig 6:36 That’s an excellent question. Um, for me, you know, it’s the classic that I want savory, or do I want sweet? That’s going to depend on the time of the day. It’s going to be in you know, depending on my my, just my mood in general, what am I having to drink with it? some sort of a beverage. I do know that the cinnamon and sugar is going to wear me out because I’m going to have a sugar rush, obviously. So there’s a lot of bits and pieces variables to consider. But I you know, I think they all have their merits. They have the pros so and they have their cons obviously or not. Rufus T. Rufus 7:10 Here’s my plan. I think we should get together and discuss this. But what we’re going to do is we’re going to have a pretzel meal. We’re also going to start off with the salt pretzle. So big salt in pretzel, you know, you get your meal there. And then for dessert now for dessert, I’m thinking we’re gonna have the cinnamon and sugar pretzel, how about that? Why don’t they promote it this way? Hey, you you want to prep so you can’t decide between this one or that one? We’re gonna give it to you half and a half. We’re gonna give you the salted and then later on, you’re going to come back with the cinnamon and sugar. We’re going to call it a pret a duo of pretzels. duet of breads do i do Aloysius J. Pig 7:52 Oh, do what do what? pretzel two ways? Yeah, I don’t know. But yeah, okay. I was gonna stay here and hang out with Bumpercar because it was kind of worried or whatever. But like now Yeah, let’s let’s pretzel. Rufus T. Rufus 8:04 It is pretzel time. Outro 8:20 The bumper podcast is an oftentimes hilarious weekly romp with Natty Bumpercar and some of his pals. It is family friendly, clean and ridiculous. Thanks a bundle for listening. If you love our show, and you’d like to help support the podcast, check out our Patreon page at https colon forward slash forward slash www.patreon.com forward slash Natty Bumpercar also pretty please subscribe wherever you get your podcasts, share it with everyone everywhere. post about it on all of the social medias or leave a rating and review. The bumper podcast is produced at headquarters in coffee can alley it’s recorded mixed and produced by producer. The bumper podcast features contributions from Aloysius JPG Rufus t Rufus doodle poodle, robot trunks and a gaggle of other silly rascals. 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