I think that this is where all kinds of stuff goes.
I was so excited when a little bird told me that “The Children of Hurin” a new book by J.R.R. Tolkien was out that I ran out and bought it for her dad – who is a moderate to large fan of adventures in Middle Earth. He seemed genuinely surprised and happy at this newfound story to read and then he put it away – he hid it away – possibly never to be seen again – and I got antsy. The story is only 236 pages long – so I figured that he would read it and then I would be able to get my grubby hands on it – I am also quite the fan of stories of hobbits – and whatnot. I waited for a couple of weeks and then – when I couldn’t stand the pressure (from myself), I snuck in to his lair, grabbed it and ran for the train where I knew I would have ample time to zip through the pages – possibly before anyone was the wiser.
The book is edited by Tolkien’s son, Christopher Tolkien, and is the end result of a story that appeared in various forms – most notably in Tolkien’s “The Silmarillion†– another book about Middle Earth (originally published in 1977) that was edited/published by Christopher Tolkien – which incidentally – I haven’t quite gotten around to reading – yet – mostly because I have heard that it is dense and a tough read . . . I mean I enjoy dragons and dwarves – but it has to be – at least – kind of entertaining. History for the sake of history is for stones and pebbles.
To the story!
First off – a warning. Unless you have some crazy condition that forces you to read every single page – I would advise you to skip both the preface and the introduction – because they embody everything that I am afraid “The Simarillon†may be – dry – and boring talk about the various histories of the story. And – seriously – you are going to need your stamina – because the first 15 (fifteen) pages – or so – of the actual story are pretty rough reading as well . . . a lot of he begat him – who – in turn begat this – who was in that battle with which-er-ma-roo . . . and stuff.
Once you get through that opening salvo of gruel . . . the adventure begins in earnest. It is the story of the family of Hurin the leader of the House of Hador in the land of Dor-lomin – don’t get too lost there – I am trying to keep it as simple as possible. Basically – after the “Battle of Unnumbered Tears†(against this big not-so-good-guy, Morgoth – of whom – Sauron (the main bad guy in “The Lord of the Ringsâ€) was only a lieutenant) – which ends poorly – Hurin goes away – and the rest of the book follows the tragic and meandering life of his son Turin. There are elves, dwarves, bands of thieves, damsels in distress and even a dragon (named Glaurung) for good measure.
I enjoyed the book ten times – and really appreciated it re-opening the door to Middle Earth for me . . . and that is pretty much all that I can say. It is so short that if I give away (the part about the robots) then it might ruin (the part where gorillas come in and take all of the babies to the fair to eat candied apples and ride the Ferris wheel) the whole book – and I would never want to do that. One of my favorite parts was the map (all of these books have maps so that I can follow along with the story) and also the genealogical charts of all of the characters – including some that even show up in “The Lord of the Rings.â€
I suppose that my next step is going to be reading “The Simarillon†. . . but my brain is going to have to be in the right place for that – a place where I will be able to enjoy “a complex work that explores a wide array of themes inspired by many ancient, medieval, and modern sources.â€
Okay – now I have to go and sneak this book back under the pillow of a sleeping giant . . . shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Last weekend was a busy times ten type of weekend. I made so much food for a shindig up around these parts – in the land where I am. I suppose that you could go so far as to say that I quasi-catered the event – which was fun – but tiring (more recipes are on the way – so hold onto your jets for that).
Then Sunday came around – and my little bird asked what we were going to be up to. My simple response was that I wanted to go and see Matt Damon blow some stuff up. It even worked out pretty well where the movie was starting in 50 (fifty) minutes – so we just kind of got up and left for the movie – perfect timing.
Alright – so here is your movie review. It was so so so so good that I kind of wanted to call people during it to let them know how much I was enjoying it. It was a “sitting on the edge of my seat, biting my nails and clapping with glee” sort of movie and it was definitely my favorite movie of the summer (which isn’t saying a ton this summer). The word just officially came down that it has moved from being a “favorite movie of the summer” to being my “favorite movie in awhile.” So there is that.
And now – I will tell you my favorite part. This big “bad” guy in the movie is in a meeting and he yells “You just can’t make this stuff up.” Well – even though that is a pretty normal phrase in society . . . it is also something that Doodle Poodle said at one point – so I immediately imagined Doodle Poodle playing the part of the “bad” guy for the next few minutes of the movie – which was fun to me. There were other – more accessible to normal people great parts throughout the movie as well – so don’t worry that my view is skewed by the whole poodle thing.
Alrighty then – there is my big movie review. Go see this movie. Mostly that is going to anyone that has seen the other movies and enjoyed them. If you haven’t seen the other ones – then go and do that – and then go and see this one – and let me know what you think.
I will look to hear from you in the next 12 (twelve) hours or so.




