I think that this is where all kinds of stuff goes.

Oh – The Horror!

I made the bold move to go to White Castle tonight for some food things.

Well – imagine my level of terror when a verbal altercation started between the man that came in asking if he could use the bathroom and the guy behind the counter – who wouldn’t let the guy use the bathroom without buying something first.

Where does the terror come in?

Well – the terror reared it’s ugly head when the bathroom guy started to leave the restaurant. About halfway to the door, he stopped and – while muttering to himself – he just started peeing on the trashcan . . .

There were 18 people in the restaurant and only one person had any reaction other than to stare at their feet and pretend that the world was a normal place. That one person was this gigantic guy – who was squeezed into a booth – who just kept yelling “DAMN!” over and over.

Even though my stomach had left me – I had already paid for the food. So – when my number was called – I grabbed my morsels and quickly skirted past the defiled area.

I’m pretty positive that I won’t be crossing the pee grounds to the pee drawbridge to go over the pee moat to enter the pee castle again for quite some time.

I mean seriously . . .

Little & Big

Mountain Sunrise

Mountain Sunrise Take a look at this concoction. It is called a “Mountain Sunrise” – and I just made it up.

The photo doesn’t come anywhere near close to properly showing off the color of the tasty tasty beverage as it transitions from a light and airy orange to a deep and vivacious red . . . but trust me. This is definitely a drink that you will want to pull out at your next dinner party – or back yard social – to really wow your guests.

What is in it – you may be wondering. What makes it the best drink – the most specials of specials – you are probably thinking right now.

Well – pals of mine – it is simple – really just two ingredients . . . icy cold Mountain Dew poured gently over a waiting base of grenadine – and the results are delightful.

A couple of tips. Don’t make this if you don’t like Mountain Dew – as it makes up the bulk of the mixture. Also – don’t expect to taste much cherry – as the Mountain Dew has an amazing propensity to block any other flavors that are added to it . . . I leave it to you to experiment. I leave it to you to enjoy.

So – whether you are in the city of the forest – one day soon, you should seriously consider curling up with your loved ones and sharing in the glow of a “Mountain Sunrise.”

Yum.

Very Excited Phone –

Wow!

My iPhone was so ridiculously excited to be posting the blurry Friday photo of a crummy ant saying “Hooray!” that it went ahead and did it three times.

That is a lot of posting from a phone that sometimes decides that it can’t post anything at all . . .

So – I think for the sake of the record – We’ll just leave them up – in an effort to really try to better understand the pressure to do right that this poor phone of mine lives under . . .

It’s like a pressure cooker in here!

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