So here I sit. In my castle. Whiling my time away. I can get a mite bored – so I talk to my dog – but he usually doesn’t have much to say. So now I talk to a mic – because that’s less crazy – and it’s easy to convince myself that I am just procrastinating . . . and not being lazy. So – thanks for the listen – you get a gold star. Hopefully you will enjoy what you hear. Hardy-har-har-har.
In Bumperpodcast episode 33, Natty Bumpercar and the puppet gang explore the magic of Christmas with a special visit from Santa Claus himself. The jolly old elf brings holiday cheer and shares his thoughts on the season. This festive episode features the signature humor and improvisational comedy that Bumperpodcast fans love, all delivered in a quick, entertaining format. The cast brings their unique personalities to this Christmas celebration, making it a delightful holiday listen for puppet comedy enthusiasts.
I think that I may be a bit hungry – because every time that I try to talk about anything . . . I totally forget what it is that I’m supposed to say – and just end up talking about food.
We give up on trying to figure out what time you are all listening to the Bumperpodcast – and make the determination that we will just agree that it is Bumperpodcast time . . . No matter what time it really is.
Then there are tomato flowers being worn on sleeves – and – what’s up with all of that wind anyway?!
In this charming episode of Bumperpodcast, host Natty Bumpercar ponders the mysteries of time and when listeners might tune in to the show. After wrestling with greetings appropriate for morning, midday, afternoon, and evening, Natty shifts gears to share an exciting culinary adventure. The episode centers on Natty's newfound knife skills, particularly the ability to wield a ten-inch blade with confidence. Listeners are treated to tales of cutting carrots and celery, dicing onions, and the crowning achievement: creating an elaborate tomato flower using a paring knife. This delightfully rambling solo episode showcases Natty's enthusiastic storytelling style and everyday observations.
Memorable Quotes
“Happy morning to you happy midday to you happy evening skills. That's right, you heard me. I can wield a knife. A ten inch wide.”
— Natty Bumpercar
“I made a tiny tomato flower. And Mumper Podcast, if I could, I would get it to you, and I would ask you to pin it on your sleeve for me. Because that's where we wear our tomato florets.”
Natty Bumpercar: good day to you bumper podcast and by good day to you i mean good night to you why am i saying good night well because i'm for me right now it's night time wait it might be night time for you too i don't know what time you listen to this do you listen to it like when i first put it up or do you like squirrel it away and maybe listen to it at night for instance in which case me saying good night to you makes perfectly good sense i really i guess i could spend an entire episode and just say good morning to you good mid-morning but what time do you figure mid-morning is is that like lunchtime there's lunchtime even like a time like could i just say yeah i'll see you at lunchtime yeah i could say that and see well no it's morning afternoon afternoon evening which is night wait so in between morning and afternoon there has to be something midday sure morning midday afternoon evening and then you're in full on night time so without that being said happy morning to you happy midday to you happy evening skills. That's right, you heard me. I can wield a knife. A ten inch wide. That's the knife of choice. It was great. I cut stuff up. What did I cut? I cut a carrot. There's a lot of celery cutting. We cut a lot of celery, seriously. And I cut other things. I diced an onion. I think I did other things. But the topper. The main thing that I did was I took a tomato, and with a paring knife, first I cut off his bottom. And not all the way, but a little strip. All the way around. Like the entire way. And I made of rows. Like a little row of floret. Floret. Floret. Floret. I made a tiny tomato flower. And Mumper Podcast, if I could, I would get it to you, and I would ask you to pin it on your sleeve for me. Because that's where we wear our tomato florets. Good night!
In episode 29 of Bumperpodcast, Natty Bumpercar embarks on a snowy adventure to rescue Socks the Dog from doggy daycare during a blizzard. While Natty was out of town, Socks stayed at camp where he participated in field day activities and apparently won a blue ribbon in a three-legged race. Natty reminisces about the time Socks had an unauthorized dog party at home that resulted in kibble under pillows and dog fur clogging the pool filter. This short comedy episode follows Natty's trek through the snow to retrieve his four-legged friend and their journey back home together.
Memorable Quotes
“There was kibble in my pillow like i put my hand under my pillow to go to sleep kibble no no dog parties no sir you are going to dog jail daycare dog daycare.”
— Natty Bumpercar
“We went in we well i heard him barking and he ran out and then we had to pay all the money and they took all the money and it was all the money.”
Natty Bumpercar: today bumper podcast we're having an adventure what kind of an adventure you may be asking are you on the edge of your seats are you on the edge of your couch are you jumping up and down because you can't stand it well the adventure today is a blizzard but wait now mr bumper car as i i would prefer you'd call me these days i no longer natty bumper car just mr bumper car no i'm joking um the blizzard is an adventure because i'm not just sitting inside staring at the snow oh no bumper podcast that would not be an adventure i'm not walking the dog around the block that could be an adventure and but not good enough to tell you guys about the adventure today is remember that dog i was just talking about well i'm having to go rescue him from doggy jail that's right socks the dog has been well it's actually not jail he's been at camp because i was out of town and he had to go somewhere he can't just hang out at home he doesn't he can't he's tried it before he had uh one time he had all his dog friends over and he was like oh my god i'm gonna die i'm gonna die i'm gonna die i'm gonna die and had a big dog party and uh no thank you the pool was it was the the filter you could it was it was clogged dog fur everywhere there was kibble in my pillow like i put my hand under my pillow to go to sleep kibble no no dog parties no sir you are going to dog jail daycare dog daycare to hang out with all your dog friends which is nice he gets to run around he gets to socialize you know he gets to shoot the breeze he gets to i think they have like a uh field day for dogs so that was fun i think he won like a blue ribbon in uh some race like a three-legged race i think he won it you know it's great there's photos i wasn't there i was out of town anyway back to the adventure snow snow snow snow snow snow snow it's a blizzard well you know what we're gonna do i'm gonna pause and then when i get socks he can tell you about his adventure and i'll tell you about my adventure and it's just gonna be an adventure filled 30 seconds because that's all we got left because i've been babbling i was talking about field day it doesn't make any sense we're supposed to be having an adventure all right everybody so socks has been retrieved we went in we well i heard him barking and he ran out and then we had to pay all the money and they took all the money and it was all the money and we got socks then we came outside and now we're in the car and now the great trek south north back home wherever it is begins in the snow in the flurries with the salt with the sand cross your fingers hopefully we'll be here for next week bumper podcast adventure time hour three minutes hooray
