The Bumperpodcast is invaded by a cranky old man who rants and raves about how the deer have eaten all of his tomatoes …

Also, Bumpercar has gone bananas.

Do you eat tomatoes with deer? Let us know by sending an email to bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com – Because deer are fun to eat with!

And tomatoes are tasty!

Thrilled to be back in the saddle – with heat and power – Bumpercar talks about things like snowmen cotton candy.

He also thinks that his fridge smells funny.

Do you know any snowmen? Let us know by sending an email to bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com – We’d love to meet them!

All of the snowmen!

Here is a link to the actual page!

Back again for the fourth (miraculous) year – I am making stupendous tremendous painterly drawings . . . for you! And this year – not only are there even more options for you to choose from – but you can also get your painting framed!

They will be 5″ x 7″ on Arches paper, and will be made with pencils, pens and acrylic paint and this and that and a bit of awesome.

So. Go through and click the buttons to that tell me what to do and let me know some stuff, and soon, you will go to your mailbox and find a sweet sweet treat.

Each painterly drawing is $65.

[Shipping & handling are totally free (in the U.S.)!]

This offer will go away on Friday, December 2 at midnight . . . So make sure to place you order before then. This is to ensure that all drawings will be shipped by December 14 – so that you can stuff them in your stockings – or wherever you feel the need to stuff them – or something.

Thanks three times six million!

Here is a link to the actual page!

Headquarters and all of the lands around Headquarters were attacked by a vicious storm this week and we are just now getting to a place where we have power and heat and a chance to record this ridiculousness.

We really hope that you were not touched by the tumult of Super-storm Sandy – as – she was particularly unpleasant.

Were you in the storm? Let us know by sending an email to bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com – because – we want to bond with you.

That storm was a bear.

My pal, Pig, shows up at a house and interviews someone about the big storm that’s threatening Headquarters.

It is an exciting site to see … The information that he gathers is … invaluable.