I am sitting on a beach and earlier I tried to post a couple of pictures of what I am looking at – but the gremlins in my phone started acting up and ate the links to the photos in the HTML.\n\nBasically nothing appeared except for little question marks.\n\nThis is a test to see if a pure text post will work.\n\nIt could have been much shorter.

Green Cloud

Guy on the bus just tried to impress a girl by talking about how he is a writer.

When she asked what he had been working on – he said that he had his novel – which was a satire about Starbucks.

She said “Oh – that’s . . . ”

Then he interjected with a solid “Yeah . . . Well . . .”

A good time was had by all!

This taco is the best!

My television recently came down from magic mountain with news of a product so wonderful and perfect – that they had me at red shell.

It all makes so much sense . . . different colored taco shells! Just think about it – our feet are now firmly planted on the way to a Christmas themed tacos – a July 4th taco – a President’s day taco!!!

Anyway – it is called the “Volcano Taco” and except for a bit of spicy orange goo. . . It is really just a normal meat, lettuce and cheese – taco.

Wait – did I just say that it is basically a normal taco?!? Well – it isn’t. It is a super-taco, it is the future and it comes in a red shell.

Seriously – I’m not even kidding around a bit . . . this taco is the best.