Here is a hot hot tip.

I was walking the dog (Irving Brown Socks) around the block this morning – and was stunned to find the tiniest of political rallies underway . . . and it was all happening on my street! I’m not really sure what pulled this baby squirrel over to Obama’s side . . . but I really feel like it is some sort of solidarity with the baby wolf contingent from the far up north – evidently he isn’t much of a fan of Palin . . . something about helicopters – or something . . .

Anyway – while we here on the Bumperblog are hesitant to stick our necks into the deep end of the political pool . . . it is good to know that this tiny woodland creature sees this as an important election – and it’s also pretty interesting that he is nuts for Obama.

Have a swell day.

– N.Bumpercar

Baby Squirrel for Obama

 

Friday Photo

Evidently – this scintillating edition of “You lose? I find!” has been – ironically enough – lost in transit.

Now – don’t you worry your pretty little eyes – our elves in the back room – back there – are doing their darnedest to figure the situation out.

We would hate to leave you without photos of lost keys and pencils for more time than is absolutely necessary . . .

Stay tuned!

Today – finally – after seven months of not even having my Tivo, I figured out that I was still paying for the service. Quick and decisive action was required . . . the madness had to stop. A call was placed to the great Tivo gods in the sky and criminy . . . but were they arm twisters.

“Are you sure you don’t want to keep your service?”
“Is there another room where you would like to use your Tivo?”
“Why don’t you get rid of that crummy other service and keep the Tivo that loves you?”

Twice I was transferred – and with everyone I talked to – the pushy desperation continued – it was almost too much. I seriously almost flipped my lid. All that I wanted to do was cancel my service and all they wanted was my dough.

The worst part of the whole thing is that it is totally sad – because I very much love my old Tivo – and miss it’s noises and the way that it asks me if maybe I would like to watch this or that . . . the new Fios DVR does the basic job – but is kind of like eating vegan brownies . . . way not as good.

One day – I will go back to the good brownies – and that day will be a good day.