TODAY IN THE SHOWER . . .
Today â€“ when I was getting out of the shower â€“ in a particularly distracted state of mind â€“ I realized that . . . uhm . . . I wasnâ€™t exactly done. I had completely forgotten to wash the shampoo out of my hair.
How ridiculous is that?! I guess that I was planning on just going through the day with a spectacular new shampoo-doo â€“ or something like that. The way that it went down was that the water was off â€“ and I was reaching for my towel and I went to brush the water off of my face â€“ only to find a soap trail that led straight up to the top of my head.
Ridiculous â€“ ridiculous â€“ ridiculous. . .
I then had to do an about face back into the shower â€“ where in my continuing absent-mindedness â€“ I turned the water on while in itâ€™s path â€“ which is nothing short of a direct invitation to either a serious freezing or scalding type of party. I ended up at the colder of the two â€“ which sent me flipping against the wall while my hand tried (quickly) to figure out the proper temperature setting.
Eventually all of the soap went away â€“ and this weekâ€™s showering episode was complete.
What?! Is the â€œweeklyâ€ thing getting to you?? Well I did get rained on a couple of times this week . . . so by my book â€“ I am as clean as an unused whistle . . . I was thinking of a train whistle â€“ but I think that they may be kind of greasy â€“ and then regular whistles that have been used are all full of spittle â€“ so that is both not-so-clean and bleagh at the same time . . .
I am as clean as an unused whistle!