We have kept you at bay for 2 whole weeks now . . . Everyone has been clamoring – writing letters – sending emails – tweets and texts. What in the world happened to Turkey?!
Did he get his pardon? Is he okay?
You can only find out by listening to this weeks Bumperpodcast!
Don’t forget to email me your questions, musings and whatnot at bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com.
Hooray!
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It has been a week – and – everyone around Headquarters has been on pins and needles wondering what the fate of Turkey may be . . . Did Robot find the proper forms that were needed to set the pardon?!
Listen and you just might find out – maybe – possibly.
These are some of the things that I babble about today – on the Bumperpodcast!
Don’t forget to email me your questions, musings and whatnot at bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com.
Hooray!
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Natty Bumpercar battles a cold while walking his dog Socks in the rain in this short and silly episode of Bumperpodcast. Despite promises to update listeners on Turkey's fate, Natty admits the headquarters is like an infirmary with Aloysious J. Pig bedridden for two days. Armed with rain gear but lacking rain pants, a drippy-nosed Natty philosophizes about wet pants and dry pants while questioning whether it's him or the cold medicine doing the talking. Meanwhile, Socks the dog remains unbothered by the weather, leading Natty to wonder if maybe the dog should be in charge.
“You know what you don't want when you're sickly? Wet pants. I mean, there's a specific reason that all pants are sold dry. They're sold dry. Don't sell them wet.”
— Natty Bumpercar
“It's hard to say if it's cough medicine, cold medicine speaking to you today, or if it's me. I don't know.”
— Natty Bumpercar
“He doesn't seem to mind anything. Maybe socks should be in charge. Yeah!”
— Natty Bumpercar
Topics: #sickday #rain #walkingthedog #coldmedicine #weather #pets
Featuring: Natty Bumpercar
Natty Bumpercar: hello bumper podcast how is it going today today i know you all came back because you wanted to hear how turkey is doing or isn't doing whether the case may be but i don't i can't tell you that today because today is a rainy episode today is a sick day episode today is an episode where socks and i are walking around in the rain and i don't know if he has the sniffles but i certainly have the sniffles and not only the sniffles but um my eyes are watering too so i figured what's more interesting talking about turkey's fate we're talking about the rain then i'm walking around in while i'm sick and the dog i clearly turkey is more interesting i understand that i understand that i understand that you think i don't realize but we just can't do it the house is like an infirmary at this point headquarters it's full of pigs he can't he hasn't got out of bed in like two days uh cinnamon needs the horse he's up he can just tell he gets a long stare to the doom you will not take my umbrella no you will not do not even try ah all for pie cash seriously this is where we're at today i have i have my… rain jacket on have my… rain hat on i have my umbrella i have my rain boots but i dont have rain pants i don't even know if such thing exists so from my random jacket down and my shoes wet
Unknown: wet
Natty Bumpercar: wet you know what you don't want when you're sickly? Wet pants. I mean, there's a specific reason that all pants are sold dry. They're sold dry. Don't sell them wet. It's hard to say if it's cough medicine, cold medicine speaking to you today, or if it's me. I don't know. I don't know, but it doesn't matter. Somebody's talking on the Bumper Podcast, and if it's this cough medicine, or if it's this drippy-eyed, drippy-nosed coffee bumper car, then it's, you know, six and one half and a dozen. I feel like I'm fading, Bumper Podcast. I feel like I'm fading away. All right, maybe I'm being blown away by the wind. Socks doesn't seem to mind anything. He's just walking around. He's just walking around, checking out all these trees, fence posts, these bushes. He doesn't seem to mind anything. Maybe socks should be in charge. Yeah!
Turkey is in the building! Turkey is in Headquarters. Will he receive a pardon?!? I guess that will be up to Robot to decide. Hang onto your hats kids!!
These are some of the things that I babble about today – on the Bumperpodcast!
Don’t forget to email me your questions, musings and whatnot at bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com.
Hooray!
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Let’s make a menu!
A confusing jumbled menu . . .
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In this festive episode of Bumperpodcast, host Natty Bumpercar enthusiastically plans an elaborate holiday feast menu. From shrimp prepared multiple ways and scallops wrapped in bacon to stuffed mushrooms and creamed onions, Natty covers appetizers in delicious detail. The menu planning continues with turkey as the main course, accompanied by green beans, glazed carrots, and those famous toe-firkeys for vegan guests. Natty wraps up the culinary journey with dessert options including various pies, cookies, and light yogurt, plus a confused but charming discussion of tea varieties like "earl" and "earlette." This mouthwatering episode will leave listeners both hungry and entertained by Natty's stream-of-consciousness approach to menu planning.
“I've heard that vegans only they don't like the toe part so they just eat the firkey and so you go to a vegan thanksgiving and they say do you guys have firkey”
— Natty Bumpercar
“We could have a butter that looks like a turkey and we could have a butter that it's on the grill and you're almost too afraid to carve it”
— Natty Bumpercar
“People say i would like to earl and then there's the earlette”
— Natty Bumpercar
Topics: #thanksgiving #food #cooking #menuplanning #holidayfeast #vegetarian #turkey
Featuring: Natty Bumpercar
Natty Bumpercar: shrimp shrimps shrimps shrimps and um shrimps with uh that red stuff which is the sauce shrimps uh you could have them sauteed in garlic and butter um and you could also have maybe i read a scallops wrapped in bacon um with a fig you could have figs that are baked you could have other things that are baked what could you also have stuffed mushrooms stuffed with what stuffed with peas stuffed with cheese stuffed with bread crumbs i made the baby cry oh no we're just trying to figure out a menu bumper podcast little salads little fingerling potatoes little onions that are creamed onions those little creamed onions um maybe some roasted garlic that's all soft and good and gooey with a crostini with um but uh tomatoes and onions what's that stuff called it's called good god and olive oil and um what else can we have for appetizers just cheese and crackers is boring but we could do it we could have brie we could have blue cheese we could have um some cheddar cheese because people like cheddar cheese and we could have parmesan cheese and oh man let's go to dinner let's get a turkey let's get a turkey and then we can have green beans and we can have peas with onions and mushrooms and we can have um carrots like glazed carrots like orange ginger glazed carrots and we could have um so hot and sir what are they called um toast and serve rolls with butter and just a vat of we could have a butter that looks like a turkey and we could have a butter that it's on the grill and you're almost too afraid to carve it and then there's the turkey hello turkey oh and then there's the toe firkey i've heard that vegans only they don't like the toe part so they just eat the firkey and so you go to a vegan thanksgiving and they say do you guys have firkey that's all i would like is some firkey please and then you could have for dessert you could have a cookie plate and you could have apple pie and banana pie and um pumpkin pie and just uh yogurt because that's that's a light dessert and people like light desserts and then people are gonna want teas and then what kind of teas do you want do you want your earl gray the earl people say i would like to earl and then there's the earlette and then there's well there's others there's orange pico and then there's coffee i don't know much about coffee because i don't drink it but i'm very excited it's gonna be a big day tomorrow and i am glad that i had this conversation with the bumper podcast i'm so excited i'm so excited i'm so excited i'm so excited i'm so because now I know what my menu is, and so I gotta go to the store.
