Tag: turkey

Natty Bumpercar: hello bumper podcast it's me natty bumper car and i am having a tremendous day why because i just shelled 10 pounds of carrots and i shucked 10 eggs and i milked four cows and made butter and because i'm cooking it's cooking day here at the bumper podcast here at headquarters and uh everyone is getting involved we've got the brine ready we've got the sweet potatoes ready because hey we're not sweet enough around here you know what i'm saying people come up to me and they say hey bumper car you don't seem sweet enough to me and i say well well well that's why i eat a sweet potato every single day it's to maintain this certain level of uh zuccar that i have that's sugar sugar is sweet just like me just like sweet potatoes what are you eating right now are you eating anything i don't even know do people eat when they listen to the bumper podcast it would be a very quick meal like if you went to a red restaurant a red a red turon is what i was trying to say there but my i stopped if you go to a red turon uh and you order your meal and you're listening to the bumper podcast probably by the time the meal comes out you're gonna be way done you're gonna be finished listening and then you're gonna be sitting there so what i'm recommending is if you go to a restaurant order your meal right and when you see the waiter waitress coming over carrying your food as soon as that plate hits the table then is when you're gonna press play and then just have at it see how far you get you've got three minutes and sometimes eight seconds or something like that i mean that seems like plenty of time to eat to me to enjoy a meal you know what hold on if your meal involves cutting if it's like a steak or anything like that or even a big potato like go ahead and prepare it you know if you if you need to put ketchup on the plate do that beforehand uh i'm saying any prep work you do do that otherwise you're not going to be able to enjoy the bumper podcast and i want you to enjoy it it's so important to me it's it's what i live for so last week i got all these uh these letters hold on yeah there's uh there's one a bumper car what is going on with turkey we heard him last week we know that we know the deal we know what it is we know what you're up to we know your shenanigans you're a shenanigan meister well i appreciate that i've never been called a shenanigan meister uh it's shenanigan dash meister but you know what i don't know what's happening with turkey maybe you should ask him uh where is he i don't see him is he around hmm maybe he's hiding