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  • Bumperpodcast #218 – A Pig and a baby.

    Bumperpodcast #218 – A Pig and a baby.

    Today is Pig’s turn to shine. It’s a one-on-one interview with the smallest of all of the Bumpercars – and – it goes really well … If you consider toddler on pig violence to be a good thing.

    Would you let Pig interview you? Let us know by sending an email to bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com.

    Comedian, Natty Bumpercar talks about some junk with Robot and Pig, and some other junk in today’s edition of the Bumperpodcast.

    About This Episode

    In this chaotic and hilarious episode of Bumperpodcast, host Natty Bumpercar attempts to conduct an interview with a very energetic and uncooperative young guest who identifies as a pig. The episode quickly devolves into comedic chaos as Natty struggles to get coherent answers while being repeatedly hit, bitten, and interrupted. Topics somehow include milk from washing machines, dirty bears taking baths, doctor visits with lollipops, and a $17,000 miniaturized lollipop battery joke. Despite Natty's best efforts to maintain a conversation, the unpredictable guest turns the interview into what Natty calls "the weirdest pop-up podcast ever." This improvised episode showcases the show's signature spontaneous humor and willingness to embrace complete pandemonium.

    Memorable Quotes

    “You're the little monster man. Doin' what a monster can. Cause you're a little monster.”

    — Natty Bumpercar

    “Everybody, this has been the weirdest pop-up podcast ever. One-sided interview. Hooray.”

    — Natty Bumpercar

    “I'm a pig I'm a talking pig what can I say”

    — Guest

    Topics: #interviews #chaos #children #improvisation #bears #doctors #lollipops #milk

    Featuring: Natty Bumpercar

    Full Transcript

    Natty Bumpercar: hey what's going on everybody I got my friend here and talk what's your name hi I'm pig and this is what's your name you're not talking you're just gonna beat me up stop hurting me why I don't touch that hey he tell everybody what your name is who are you no rah is that your name that's a weird name I'm a pig I'm a talking pig what can I say what are you don't eat me I'll eat you all right you're not gonna talk you frog okay this isn't going quite the way I thought it was you talking a lot yeah what's that thing over there yeah what is it tell me how you're feeling today what are you doing don't touch that where's your nose that's good for radio that's my nose huh you want to talk to the people why don't you say hi to everybody please hi everybody no hit don't hit you want to say anything to the people I gotta stop doing that too oh no that's that's abuse of the microphone the equipment manager's not gonna live you you're the worst any of you okay can you tell me what you do what'd you do yesterday it's not a wave would you join anything no no what's your favorite thing to drink you like to drink pop while you're playing maybe somebody has to challenge you What's in the baba? I know what's in my baba. Milk. What? No. Milk. Milk. You like milk? Where did milk come from? Milk. Milk. Oh, that's the washing machine.

    Unknown: Does milk come from the washing machine?

    Natty Bumpercar: Tickle, tickle. Are you tickling me? I'm very tickly. Ow, ow, ow. Ow, ow, ow. Oliver. Ow, no, don't bite. That was a bite. No, no, no. No. No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. Stop biting me. Don't bite. Don't bite. Don't bite. Stop biting me. All right, I'm going to go away. You're going to be here by yourself, okay? Can you handle it? Are you going to talk to the people by yourself? Yes. Yes. Okay, tell them a story. Tell them a nice story about a bear. Big. Huh? Rough. Uh-huh. Rough. And then what happened? I don't know. Did the bear go to sleep? What do you say to the bear when he goes to sleep? Buff. Night-night bear.

    Unknown: Buff.

    Natty Bumpercar: Buff. Bath. Bath? Wait, the bear's going to take a bath? Yes. Is he dirty? Yes. Dirty bear. You is a one dirty bear. That's a nasty cough you got. Are you okay? Yes. Did you go to the doctor? Did you get some medicine yesterday? Yes. Did you go to the doctor? Yes. What did they give you at the doctor? A, a tissue. A tissue? No. No. Tee-wee. Tee-wee. Tee-wee. Tee-wee. Did you get a lolly, a lady pop? Yes. That's my nose. I pop. You got a lady pop?

    Unknown: I pop.

    Natty Bumpercar: I, I pop. An I pop? Is that the apple pop that's coming out? Oh, for me. It's got the most miniaturized lolly pop battery ever. Yeah. Ow, ow, ow. Why do you still hit me? And it costs, I'm making a joke here. $17,000. Okay, I was being topical. What are you doing? Don't do that. Don't ever do that. Oh, my gosh.

    Unknown: Wah.

    Natty Bumpercar: What do you, wah?

    Unknown: Wah.

    Natty Bumpercar: Hey, uh, what's, what's that on your knee? What's on your knee? What's on your knee?

    Unknown: Wah.

    Natty Bumpercar: What are you doing? Yo. We were just talking. We were just having a conversation. We cracked the mic and all of a sudden, you're this little monster man. Monster man. You're the little monster man. Doin' what a monster can. Cause you're a little monster. Oh, bite me. Ah, okay, I'm leaving. I'm done. Everybody, this has been the weirdest pop-up podcast ever. One-sided interview. Hooray.

    Unknown: No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.

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  • Bumperpodcast #217 – The Poodle Podcast Kerfuffle!

    Bumperpodcast #217 – The Poodle Podcast Kerfuffle!

    Doodle Poodle and Voice Man are in studio to record an episode of the ‘Poodle Podcast’ … Too bad they didn’t schedule the time. There is a kerfuffle!

    Do you kerfuffle? Let us know by sending an email to bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com. 

    Comedian, Natty Bumpercar talks about some junk with Robot and Pig, and some other junk in today’s edition of the Bumperpodcast.

    About This Episode

    In this chaotic episode of Bumperpodcast, Doodle Poodle attempts to record his own "Poodle Podcast" in the studio, only to be interrupted by an annoyed Natty Bumpercar who has the room reserved. The situation escalates into a kerfuffle when Doodle Poodle starts making strange noises and voices, prompting Aloysious J. Pig to investigate the commotion. Producer and the gang try to figure out what's wrong with Doodle Poodle's bizarre behavior, leading to a hilarious misunderstanding about studio scheduling and podcast etiquette. Despite the confusion and fur flying, the episode ends with everyone appreciating Doodle Poodle's dedication to his doodles, even if his podcast takeover didn't go as planned.

    Memorable Quotes

    “This is the Bumper Podcast, not the Poodle Podcast, and I don't even know how you guys got into the room, it's supposed to be locked!”

    — Natty Bumpercar

    “This is not the kerfuffle that I thought that I was getting into. This kerfuffle is not pleasant. It's an unpleasant kerfuffle.”

    — Aloysious J. Pig

    “Everything you do comes down to doodles, and that's why you're doodle poodle, and that's why everybody loves you.”

    — Natty Bumpercar

    Topics: #podcasting #misunderstandings #doodles #studioconflicts #friendship #comedy #improvisation

    Featuring: Producer, Doodle Poodle, Natty Bumpercar, Aloysious J. Pig

    Full Transcript

    Producer: Hello boys and girls, let's see what Doodle Poodle is doing right now!

    Doodle Poodle: Hey everybody, it's me, Doodle Poodle, and this is the Poodle Podcast, and this is where we're going to have the best time ever in the whole wide world, and we're going to do some drawings, and we're going to make some fun doodles today! Hey! What's- Hi, Bubsy!

    Natty Bumpercar: What are you doing?

    Doodle Poodle: How are you doing?

    Natty Bumpercar: I'm doing-

    Doodle Poodle: Hello?

    Natty Bumpercar: I'm doing great, but you're not supposed to be in here. What are you doing? What is a poodle- What do you even call it? You're doing a poodle? A poodle podcast? Hi, voice man. Hello, Bumpsy! Don't call me Bumpsy, it's Bumper Car, or Natty Bumper Car, or whatever, but this is the Bumper Podcast, not the Poodle Podcast, and I don't even know how you guys got into the room, it's supposed to be locked, and why you're recording, and what is happening right now? We have a schedule on the wall that you can reserve time, and now is the time for the Bumper Podcast, so I'm kind of upset and confused.

    Doodle Poodle: I just don't understand what the- The problem is, it's not such a big kerfuffle.

    Natty Bumpercar: It's a big kerfuffle.

    Doodle Poodle: I mean, we came here to record the Poodle Podcast.

    Natty Bumpercar: Poodle Podcast. All right.

    Doodle Poodle: And no one was here, and so we set our stuff up, and we started to record everything, and it was going to be super fun, and everything was going to be super fun, and stuff like that. What are you doing? I like that. Like that. Uh-huh.

    Natty Bumpercar: Like that. Okay. Well, I mean, that's a good explanation, I suppose, and really, I'm kind of off-put by the noise you were just making. I was really angry, but now I'm kind of- You pulled me back in, because that was a really ridiculous noise, and I don't know what you were doing, to be quite frank. Who's Frank? To be quite honest. Ah!

    Aloysious J. Pig: Hey, everybody. It's me, Pig. I heard you guys were having a kerfuffle in here. Yeah. And we ain't had a good kerfuffle in here in a long time, so I figured I'd come in and see how everybody was doing. Oh, perfect. It was pretty good. I like what you got going on. There's a lot of fur flying. Uh-huh. There's some weird drawings over there. There's a doodle.

    Doodle Poodle: Oh, God. I mean, there's a doodle, yeah. Doodles, of course.

    Aloysious J. Pig: He says to me, well, what are we up to? What are we doing? What's the rumpus?

    Doodle Poodle: Anyway, huh? It's Pig. Hi. This is- Oh, no.

    Natty Bumpercar: He's doing it again.

    Doodle Poodle: Doodle.

    Aloysious J. Pig: Doodle. What in the- What in the hook, Nanny? Is he okay? I don't know. Somebody get him a- Is it like- Get him a cold cloth. Get him- Somebody get him a compress. Somebody get him an ice pack. Somebody get him, I don't know, like a marshmallow peep. A peep? Whatever you give to a dog when he's talking like that. He's crazy. I don't understand nothing what he's saying at all.

    Natty Bumpercar: I don't know what he's saying either. It's a new weird voice thing that he's doing today, and I mean, it's kind of cute.

    Aloysious J. Pig: Yeah, I guess it's kind of cute.

    Natty Bumpercar: Yeah. Yeah. It is kind of cute, but Voiceman, have you- Have you ever heard him talk like that? No, I have not. It's weird. It's very strange. I just don't understand what's happening.

    Producer: I don't either. Normally, he comes in, and he makes a few doodles, and everyone is happy, and it's mail time, and everything like that happens, and it makes sense. Today makes no sense at all.

    Aloysious J. Pig: Jesus, this guy got to yell everything you say.

    Natty Bumpercar: Yes, he yells. We're kidding.

    Aloysious J. Pig: Let's have a normal conversation. We got the dog over there hyperventilating. He's very upset. We got this voice set up, dude, like yelling and everything. This is not the kerfuffle that I thought that I was getting into. All right, pig. This kerfuffle is- What?

    Natty Bumpercar: What is it?

    Aloysious J. Pig: Not pleasant. It's an unpleasant kerfuffle. Oh, no.

    Natty Bumpercar: Normally, I mean, not to put too fine a point on it, but I think that kerfuffles, by nature, not by law, but by nature, tend to be a little uncomfortable. That's not a problem. Yeah.

    Doodle Poodle: Yeah.

    Natty Bumpercar: So-

    Doodle Poodle: I just want to go home, and I was kind of sad, because I just wanted to make a show, and I wanted everybody to like it, and everybody got a kerfuffle, and no one's very happy, and I'm just so tired, and I think I'm just sleeping, and I just want to go-

    Natty Bumpercar: Oh, poodle, come on.

    Doodle Poodle: Back to my doghouse. Go home. I don't know.

    Natty Bumpercar: You seem so upset.

    Doodle Poodle: Maybe I'll make some-

    Natty Bumpercar: Toodles!

    Doodle Poodle: Oh, Jesus Christ. What a destroyer.

    Natty Bumpercar: Everything you do comes down to doodles, and that's why you're doodle poodle, and that's why everybody loves you. Hey!

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  • Bumperpodcast #216 – Easter surprise

    Bumperpodcast #216 – Easter surprise

    It’s an Easter surprise! Bumpercar has a fun little guest in the studio who says even more ridiculous things than he does … I guess the egg doesn’t fall far from the me!

    Comedian, Natty Bumpercar talks about some junk with Robot and Pig, and some other junk in today’s edition of the Bumperpodcast.

    Do you hip or do you hop? Let us know by sending an email to bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com.

    About This Episode

    In this adorable episode of Bumperpodcast, Natty Bumpercar interviews a special young guest who had to miss their school spring concert due to being sick. The conversation meanders through favorite dinosaurs (T-Rex and Microceratops), throwing up multiple times, and upcoming Easter plans. The young guest explains that the Easter Bunny's real name is Peter Conantale and lives on the bunny trail. They also reveal their creative solution to missing the concert: dressing up Socks the Dog as a substitute performer. This charming episode showcases the innocent humor and unpredictable nature of interviewing children, complete with song lyrics, height estimations, and the devastating news about possibly never eating chocolate again.

    Memorable Quotes

    “Peter Conantale… In the bunny trail.”

    — Guest

    “Did we dress Socks the Dog up as you and send him into the concert?”

    — Natty Bumpercar

    “You don't get to eat any candy this weekend. Maybe ever. Does that make you sad?”

    — Natty Bumpercar

    Topics: #dinosaurs #easter #springconcert #beingsick #easterbunny #childhood #family

    Featuring: Natty Bumpercar

    Full Transcript

    Natty Bumpercar: hey everybody it's me natty bumper car and i have a guest in studio today whoa that's a very exciting guest that's the most exciting you've ever been to be here who are you a baby i'm just gonna say a baby all right he's gonna yell but we remember we asked don't yell because it makes people sad every baby hair oh you're doing quotes you're doing lines from movies huh you know that's that's all okay well that's just an ad for the movie we're not stealing the uh the stuff there um so what what do you want to talk about today um dinosaurs oh of course we're gonna talk about dinosaurs what's your favorite dinosaur t-rex t-rex is an excellent dinosaur my favorite dinosaur is a microceratops he's tiny it's too quiet uh what are you excited about uh did you have a rough night last night yes what happened to you what what happened to you last night i threw it up how many times did you threw up seven you did not throw up seven times did you i remember three vividly five that makes sense but is that that's sad though because today

    Unknown: you're not going to school what are you gonna do today i'm not going to the concert because i'm sick

    Natty Bumpercar: oh is that it's it's right you were supposed to have your big uh spring concert today and it's the last concert and it's the last concert and you missed it are you sad

    Unknown: no

    Natty Bumpercar: nervous about being in the concert were you scared why you didn't want to sing to the people but you got such a beautiful little voice you're like

    Unknown: what's what songs are you supposed to sing like i forgot you forgot you don't even know what songs

    Natty Bumpercar: you were supposed to sing i guess it's good you're not there that would have been awkward awkward awkward

    Unknown: awkward

    Natty Bumpercar: um so what is this weekend i'll give you a hint how about that here no that was yesterday did you do any april fool's tricks did you do like an april it's easter that's right are you gonna look for some eggs and is it gonna you think we're gonna have an easter egg hunt yes and is the easter bunny gonna come yes And what are you going to do?

    Unknown: Eat chocolate.

    Natty Bumpercar: No, no, no chocolate. You have an upset stomach, so you don't get to eat any candy this weekend. Maybe ever. Does that make you sad?

    Unknown: Yes.

    Natty Bumpercar: What is the Easter Bunny's real name?

    Unknown: Peter Conantale.

    Natty Bumpercar: And where does he live?

    Unknown: In the bunny trail.

    Natty Bumpercar: Hippity-hoppity?

    Unknown: Ho. Not hippity-hoppity-ho. Hippity-hoppity, Easter's on its way. Doing lots of funny stuff for all of the people and stuff, stuff and stuff, and Easter's on its way.

    Natty Bumpercar: So, all right.

    Unknown: How tall is Daddy?

    Natty Bumpercar: Oh, well, this is evidently our quiz portion of the program. Where we ask questions such as, how tall is Daddy? How tall am I?

    Unknown: Fifteen.

    Natty Bumpercar: I am approximately fifteen. That's very good. How did you come up with that?

    Unknown: Because I noticed.

    Natty Bumpercar: Oh, because you noticed. I love it when you notice things. That makes me so happy. Are you here by yourself today?

    Unknown: No.

    Natty Bumpercar: Who's with you?

    Unknown: Daddy and Mommy.

    Natty Bumpercar: And anybody else?

    Unknown: No.

    Natty Bumpercar: So, Socks the Dog, he just, he left?

    Unknown: No.

    Natty Bumpercar: He went, did he go to school instead of you? Did we dress Socks the Dog up as you and send him into the concert?

    Unknown: Yes.

    Natty Bumpercar: How do you think that's going to work out?

    Unknown: I don't know.

    Natty Bumpercar: When they start singing, is he going to be like,

    Unknown: Yes. Yes. Yes.

    Natty Bumpercar: That was a Christmas song. That was Jingle Bells. Jingle Bells, as sung by Socks the Dog. Say bye.

    Unknown: Bye-bye.

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  • Bumperpodcast #215 – April Fools …

    Bumperpodcast #215 – April Fools …

    It’s April Fool’s Day – and Bumpercar realizes that the only person that he really tricked was himself. Is this the best day of the year or the worst day of the year? Who cares?!

    Do you like muffins or cupcakes? Let us know by sending an email to bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com.

    About This Episode

    In this April Fool's Day episode, Natty Bumpercar shares his anxiety-filled experience planning an elaborate prank that he ultimately couldn't go through with. After spending a week preparing an April Fool's joke and scheduling it to post automatically, Natty wakes up at 1 AM in a panic and spends 40 minutes frantically undoing everything. He reflects on pranking his kids with breakfast muffins disguised as cupcakes and dresses, which doesn't go over well. The episode explores why April Fool's Day might be the worst holiday ever, though Natty does find joy in putting googly eyes on items in his refrigerator, inspired by Pee-wee Herman.

    Memorable Quotes

    “I apologize because I pranked myself basically. Hey bubba got you really did a good joke there who'd you trick me that's who”

    — Natty Bumpercar

    “I put googly eyes on the stuff in the fridge because Peewee Herman told me to and now every day when I open my fridge my ketchup is staring at me which is great”

    — Natty Bumpercar

    “I don't want this to turn into another cupcake muffin situation like I dealt with this morning you're better than that I'm better than that let's live for April 2nd”

    — Natty Bumpercar

    Topics: #aprilfoolsday #pranks #anxiety #parenting #holidays #regret

    Featuring: Natty Bumpercar

    Full Transcript

    Natty Bumpercar: what's going on everybody it's me natty bumper car and this is the bumper podcast and today is the first of april it's april fool's day and i had such a big thing planned and i mean like i spent pretty much a week on it got everything set up and i uh i it was it was gonna go out i had it set to automatically post in a few different places and then last night i woke up and like i well i couldn't go to sleep because my mind was kind of racing and then i uh i woke up at like one o'clock in the morning and i was just like i can't i can't go through it i just it's not worth it it's too much you gotta stop it and i had to like write it go stop the press we can't you don't do it the repercussions are too much it's just gonna be too much to deal with people's feelings can be hurt babies can cry dogs can run around in circles and chase their tails for reasons other than the fact that dogs love running around that was my lewis black i apologize uh so i got up and i was totally totally freaked out and um i had to come i came downstairs to the office here and and i just had to undo everything and then i got weird and ocd about it and when you schedule things to post in places and even if you move it over to you say i want you to be a draft now then it still says scheduled for this time scheduled for 5 38 in the morning was where one of them was scheduled and and and so i i i set it on to be a draft and then i was like i walked away and i walked back and i saw the scheduled thing i was like i'm still scheduled and and i mean it was like 40 minutes last night in the middle of the night of me undoing of practical joking myself basically hey bubba got you really did a good joke there who'd you trick me that's who the one person in world who really loves to sleep and really loves to not be awake in the middle of the night to undo something that we put a few days into doing ah so and then i'm driving around this morning and i'm like well maybe i'll put it up i'll just put a disclaimer like hey this is an april fool's trip that's stupid it's not how it works it's not it's it's just i don't know and so like then what do i do with it i just throw it away it's so frustrating so then i i started pranking here so then we we amped it down a bit and i started pranking my kids i was just like hey here's your dress to go to school today son and my kid was like what why do i have a dress i was like i don't know april fool's and he was just like that's not funny dad and then i took a picture of him and i walked into the room with uh these little mini muffins for breakfast and i was like hey kids who wants cupcakes for breakfast they freak out get super excited see that they're actually muffins and then lose their minds at me which i deserve because kids they don't they don't need that i don't need that i think april fool's might be the worst day ever i don't think it's a very nice day i mean i put googly eyes on the stuff in the fridge because peewee herman told me to and i was like that's a cute idea and here's the thing it's gonna be it's a gift that keeps giving because now every day when i open my fridge my ketchup is staring at me which is great don't know why i haven't done that before don't know why i waited till april fool's because that's more like christmas that's more like hey look the world is an amazing place anthropomorphic butter 10 butter 10 it's not 10 butter tub butter tub hey you guys want to come down to the club and see my band we're called butter tub we play funk rock fusion with a little bit of style butter tub i um all right i apologize because now i mean i've been through this entire podcast all i did was complain about april fool's don't april fool's people don't do it it's not worth it it's you're just gonna make people angry or sad or confused or whatever uh and i'm not and i didn't even tell you what i did and you know what i'm not gonna i'm not gonna do it i'm not gonna do it i'm not gonna do it i'm not gonna do it i'm not gonna do it because it's not worth it because then I'll have to explain it to you and I feel like I've been explaining for the last five minutes I don't want this to turn into another cupcake muffin situation like I dealt with this morning you're better than that I'm better than that let's live for April 2nd all right you

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  • Bumperpodcast #213 – Ermahgerd. That show!

    Bumperpodcast #213 – Ermahgerd. That show!

    Bumpercar is beyond super-excited at how awesome the show that he just watched was … Pig doesn’t understand. Things get a bit out of control when Robot shows up – and Pig makes a big life decision.

    What’s your favorite show? Let us know by sending an email to bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com. 

    About This Episode

    In this hilarious episode of Bumperpodcast, Natty Bumpercar is absolutely losing his mind over a television show that 'everyone's talking about.' His hyperventilating enthusiasm is met with confusion from Aloysious J. Pig, who barely paid attention and found the show boring enough to fall asleep. As Natty rants about mind-blowing plot twists and 10-year plans, Pig struggles to understand what all the fuss is about. The situation escalates when Robot joins in agreeing with Natty, leading to hurt feelings and Pig dramatically threatening to move out. The episode satirizes obsessive TV fandom and the disconnect between passionate viewers and casual watchers.

    Memorable Quotes

    “The one dude went over to that one dude and there was a girl maybe and I don't know it's just like a television show.”

    — Natty Bumpercar

    “I'm gonna do your job for you. This is a bumper podcast every week we get together and we yabber and yabber jibber and jabber.”

    — Aloysious J. Pig

    “You know what I'm sorry I'm gonna move out. See ya later pig.”

    — Aloysious J. Pig

    Topics: #television #friendship #popculture #arguments #fandom #comedy #hyperventilating

    Featuring: Natty Bumpercar

    Full Transcript

    Natty Bumpercar: oh my god did you see that television show what are you talking about the show everybody's talking about did you see it it was amazing it was the most incredible show i've ever seen in my entire life i was just like oh my god calm down it's amazing could you just calm down the show what happened did you see what happened i was sitting there i don't know what we're even talking about i mean we watched a little television last night but it wasn't nothing that exciting i mean like the one dude went over to that one dude and there was a girl maybe and i don't know it's just like a television show yeah all right it was i couldn't believe it like i mean you watch your television sometimes and you're just like okay i guess i watched the television show but that show it wasn't even like a scene it wasn't even nothing like that like it was just crazy all right calm down he's hyperventilating he's hyperventilating over here you're gonna be okay buddy all right listen here's what we're gonna do we're gonna take the television okay i'm gonna say it again no you're gonna take your television privileges away until you think that maybe you can handle it a little bit i don't like that i'm just you're a you're a grown man i don't care and you're hyperventilating because some something happened on a television show it's a little bit weird i mean i'm a big yeah i know i get excited about some things but i don't hyperventilate when you know the girl goes over to the television show the girl and says oh blah blah blah whatever happened i don't even know because i wasn't paying i was i was half paying attention what honestly it kind of put me asleep what are you talking about it was the most epic like she's telling me it was the most awesome all right like mind-blowing like it basically reset the whole show like it pretty much just took the show i'm gonna leave now on its ear and it's just like what is gonna happen next week like where are they gonna go from realize this is a podcast right people i don't even understand i've been watching it now and i was just like i had thought i had an idea i thought i knew where it was gonna go because those television shows are just gonna do this this they're gonna draw it out into a lot of seasons this thing is gonna happen in five years they have like a 10-year plan i don't have time for a 10-year plan i don't have time for this show either because they're just moving things on he won't stop talking see now you got yourself heavy breathing again this isn't good for you i tell you it's your agita's gonna be all up you're gonna you gotta take a nap or something maybe go take a cold shower i don't know have have some oatmeal whatever it is that calms you down you need to do it right now because there's a thing this show's so good you haven't even told anybody this is a bumper podcast nobody knows what you're talking about because you just come in screaming about some show nobody even knows what show it is ever it was such a good show the show fine it's just that's the show everybody knows what the show is it's the best show ever fine yes hey bumper podcast it is i'm gonna do your job for you it's me pig the crazy one over there that's you okay ready this is a bumper podcast every week we get together and we yabber and yabber jibber and jabber oh you're gonna help me out yes this is terrible i know no no no no wait don't do that and then that stuff happened and it was the ever right am i right crazy crazy I can't stand either of you see robot now we have something in common because we both know what we're talking about pig doesn't know nothing about nothing as far as i'm concerned he's a crazy little swine what are you doing come on i didn't mean it that way that's not nice that's a mean thing to say to a pig i thought we were friends all of a sudden you're going on about this dumb show and now you're gonna call me mean names because i ain't crazy like you two come on let's not yeah both of you well you know what i'm sorry i'm gonna move out what no i'm gonna move out no see ya later pig

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