First off, Socks makes a serious mess – and is in line to lose his job. Then we talk about Periscope and hitting the 100th episode and piles of hearts and Pig earning his keep.
There is so much to cover!
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I don’t wear socks – because I’m notinto cruelty to sock animals … So – I constantly run the risk of catching Draftsmans Disease. You have been warned.
I think that we sing a New Year’s song as well – maybe about Pig and Robot? I’m not entirely sure. Please tell us what the song was all about by sending an email to bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com – and then we’ll all be on the same page.
Wahoo!
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In this New Year's Eve episode of Bumperpodcast, host Natty Bumpercar kicks off 2024 with a rambling monologue about expired potatoes, restaurant policies regarding Aloysious J. Pig, and an impassioned rant against wearing socks. Natty introduces listeners to "draftsman's disease," a fictitious ailment caught from going sockless in drafty conditions. The episode features Natty's signature stream-of-consciousness comedy as he declares his anti-sock stance, arguing that wearing socks breaks up sock families. This short New Year's special showcases the absurdist humor that Bumperpodcast fans have come to love, ending with both a warning and a holiday greeting.
“You know how many socks had to be put down in order for your feet to be warm? Well at least two if you've got two feet.”
— Natty Bumpercar
“If you've only got one foot then only one sock had to be put down but you know what happens then is that there's one sock who's lonely so you're breaking up sock families.”
— Natty Bumpercar
“If you do you run the risk of catching draftsman's disease. Happy new year!”
— Natty Bumpercar
Topics: #newyear #socks #restaurants #friendship #comedy #absurdisthumor #holiday
Featuring: Natty Bumpercar
Natty Bumpercar: should old potatoes be store-bought or should we just eat out there's probably some cheese in the fridge so yeah we should probably eat out but if we go to the restaurant then they won't let pig in and we will have to find somewhere else because we're his best friends so robot should look it up what place we'll let pig in so and we will go on to that place and we'll order and dig in how about that how about that how about that happy new year happy new year happy new year this is the last podcast that you're gonna hear of this year probably unless i get crazy or not i'm not gonna get crazier because this is the last one you're gonna hear deal with it right i mean you don't want anymore you're busy too it's a crazy time of year i just sang you a little song about disease do you know what that is that's the disease you catch when there's a draft all the time and i don't wear socks you know why because i'm anti socks because what they ever do to me that i'm gonna do you know how many socks had to be put down in order for your feet to be warm well at least two if you've got two feet if you've only got one foot then only one sock had to be put down but you know what that happens what happens then is that there's one sock who's lonely so you know you're it's you're breaking up sock families is what i'm telling you so you have to walk around sockless i don't usually get on my high horse or on my uh my my my box what kind of box is it i don't usually get on the kind of box that people get on where they're telling you what to do but in this case my friends my bumper podcast pals i'm gonna tell you what to do you you have to go sockless but be warned because if you do you run the risk of catching draftsman's disease happy new year
The heat … the hot … the hoot!
Natty Bumpercar implores you to always make sure to wear your ice suits when going outside on days as hot as this one. Also – Irving Brown Socks potentially melts … All on todays episode of the Bumperpodcast!
Hooray!
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Today is the most thrilling day yet – here – at the Bumperpodcast …
Oh – are you wondering why?
Well, it’s because we have been infiltrated by bamboo … a fact that may make more sense after you listen to today’s installment of the Bumperpodcast!
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In this episode of Bumperpodcast, host Natty Bumpercar introduces a brand new intern at Bumperpodcast headquarters. The episode follows their first day together, which involves sending out an email campaign that took two and a half hours to complete and was opened by exactly eight people. The intern also photographed items in the basement, added four people to the mailing list, and addressed letters for sticker requests. Much of the episode centers on the challenge of coming up with the perfect nickname for the intern, with options including "Buffy" (her existing nickname from friends) and Natty's suggestion of "Bamboo." The casual, improvisational conversation captures the behind-the-scenes reality of running a podcast.
“We had an octagon of people who opened up the email.”
— Natty Bumpercar
“I was gonna call you bamboo which is a weird nickname but it's a b name… it feels like it has an island feel to it.”
— Natty Bumpercar
Topics: #behindthescenes #intern #emailmarketing #nicknames #worklife #podcastproduction #friendship
Featuring: Natty Bumpercar
Natty Bumpercar: all right you know what today is today's wednesday and on every wednesday what do we do we all gather around our little computers and our eye things and we listen to the bumper podcast because it's wednesday but today it's a super special exciting wednesday because there's somebody new who's not a baby who's not a dog who's not a puppet uh who's not a robot do you want to you should say hi hi yes exactly that is that is our new we have an intern here at headquarters at the bumper podcast but it's great we don't know her name uh we don't know what we're supposed to call her we're supposed to come up with a nickname for you today but instead we've just had you wandering around i don't even know what we did today we didn't do much didn't do much no uh uh i take the blame for that i feel like i should do you what how do you feel about that i mean i got all the photos done did some photos she did some photographing of very important items down in the basement uh oh you did the email we sent an email that's true but that took two and a half hours that was a very labor intensive process that we we put together an email uh yeah but we got i mean but it went out it went out and it lasted for like two and a half hours and we just did the email uh and it lasted for like glance how many people had looked at it eight eight people that's right we had an octagon of people who opened up the email we're happy to see it they said oh look at my mailbox look what's here now an email from natty bumper car i have to look at this um you also you did uh you mail list stuff i did four people yeah put four people on the mail list you hung out with i wrote four letters out oh that's right you addressed four letters for people who want stickers uh so we're having like a so we had four letters four people on the email list eight people opening the email it's like some sort of uh we're having a division kind of day but not a divisive kind of day i wouldn't think so we have 40 seconds what is what is your nickname my friends nicknaming buffy i nickname that's so they call you they call you that really buffy that's weird the nickname i had i had come up with last night i was gonna call you bamboo which is a weird nickname but i was like it made it i was it's a b name and so it's weird that your other one is buffy but i was gonna say hey bamboo like that because it feels like it has an island feel to it i like bamboo yeah so like you're downstairs i'm upstairs i could say hey bamboo what are you doing down there and i don't know what you would say back you would be like leave me alone or something and i'd be like hey bamboo stop hanging out with that dog because you've been hanging out with the socks a little bit fox is a little too cute he voiced is he cute or is he needy
