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  • Bumperpodcast #459 – Season 3 – Zeitgeist

    Bumperpodcast #459 – Season 3 – Zeitgeist

    In this episode of the Bumperpodcast, Aloysius explains a phenomenal new idea for the podcast – you can’t wait to hear it!

    You should send us an email to bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com. We’re here and we’re listening!


    About This Episode

    In this hilarious episode of Bumperpodcast, Natty Bumpercar, Aloysious J. Pig, Rufus T. Rufus, Doodle Poodle, and Producer spontaneously break into an improvised song that quickly devolves into comedic chaos. The crew discusses trying group therapy to reduce their on-air fighting, but the conversation takes an unexpected turn when Rufus reveals he's gotten caught up in a suspicious mobile game. After accidentally giving away his credit card information to a game about planetary princesses, Rufus has moved on to a communication-based social experiment game where he plays as "Kool Cat" (spelled K-U-L-K-A-T). The episode hilariously escalates as Rufus explains the game's bizarre mechanics—starting with just blinking and sighing, then graduating to simple emotional lines—and concludes with the shocking revelation that he believes he's fallen in love within this strange digital world.

    Memorable Quotes

    “I think it's okay to have fun and for it not to be perfect. And if it's a little silly, or if you make mistakes, because that's kind of how you learn, is by doing.”

    — Natty Bumpercar

    “I gave up my sandwich for this? I could have stayed over in the kitchen, is what I'm saying.”

    — Rufus T. Rufus

    “The big news here, everybody is in this game, this communication games. Well, I think that I have fallen in love.”

    — Rufus T. Rufus

    Topics: #improvisedmusic #friendship #onlinegames #scams #therapy #communication #socialmedia #identity

    Featuring: Natty Bumpercar, Aloysious J. Pig, Rufus T. Rufus, Doodle Poodle, Producer, Robot

    Full Transcript

    Natty Bumpercar: oh no oh is it happening i'm not sure hey aloysius yeah get on over here what is this

    Aloysious J. Pig: it sounds like a song yeah i'm rolling rolling rolling everybody knows i'm rolling rolling i'm a ball i'm a ball i'm up on the hill and i'm rolling go hey paul are you a chicken i think

    Natty Bumpercar: that you're a chicken everybody knows that i love little chicken hey everybody slow everybody just

    Rufus T. Rufus: think this song could be great if you don't say stupid stuff um no you're in my head and i don't

    Doodle Poodle: know what to say i love the music and i love the beat but i don't know what to say i agree this was

    Natty Bumpercar: fun but then all of a sudden there's rules and stuff and i don't know what i'm supposed to do and i don't know what i'm supposed to say is this dumb i feel like this is dumb am i being dumb right now yeah

    Rufus T. Rufus: okay if you gotta ask then you're probably being dumb if you gotta ask this you know the song is done how about that producer shut it down now wow you know that was that was fun we haven't done a little song like that in a long time so i understand we're a little bit out of practice but honestly uh producer that the the the the the the beats the jams the rhythm it was all so much fun i was i was astounded by it great job yeah no i heard uh i was i was a little bit out of my mind I was over in the kitchen, right? I was going to make myself a little sound. And I heard a calamity over here, the ruckus, if you will, the music. And I said to myself, I'm going to hold off on this sandwich and go see what everybody's up to over in the studio. And I came over, and y'all looked so happy, smiling, and your head's bopping to the beat. And then I stopped listening to the words, what you're saying, and I said, I gave up my sandwich for this? This is what I can't, I could have stayed over in the kitchen, is what I'm saying. Yeah, well, again, I was having fun.

    Natty Bumpercar: I think it's okay to have fun and for it not to be perfect. And if it's a little silly, or if you make mistakes, because that's kind of how you learn, is by doing. And we haven't done a song in so long.

    Rufus T. Rufus: And then right when we came in, I heard the music, and I was like, this, let's, you know, I didn't expect it, and I didn't know it was going to happen, but was I excited? Yes, very. And was I ready? Not so much. I don't even have my rhyme book. You guys, if I'm to be honest, I don't even, I didn't bring it in today. You know, I brought these receipts. I brought, this seems to be a candy wrapper. This is a napkin. I just, I have garbage. I have garbage in my pocket here, but I don't have my rhymes. So, you know, I just kind of went with it, and I don't know. Now, Natty? This is, I hear you. This is all valid. I appreciate you.

    Producer: Um. Yeah, it's really, you guys are doing great with the therapy, right? We're doing group therapy, and so sometimes we all get together, and we talk, you know? And so we were trying to figure out how to not fight on the podcast as much, and we, so we, so now what we're going to do is we're going to bring in another person, a third party, and talk to them about it so that we could kind of, you know, stop, again, fighting on the podcast.

    Rufus T. Rufus: Wait, you guys actually did that? I thought that was a joke. I thought, I saw, I saw, I saw, I saw the message come across, you know, but what happens with me is, on my devices, you know, I'll be there playing the games with the, you know, it's like a, I don't know, some sort of word game, but there's like little animals, and there's like, you have to do, it's a fun game. They say it tests your mind. It brings elasticity to your brain, and so I was sitting there playing, and bloop, there goes a message, right? And it said, uh, uh, uh, schedule group, uh, group therapy bumper podcast. And I, and I said, oh, well, now this is interesting. And I went to click on it, and it had already disappeared. And what happens, I clicked an, an, an advertisement, and, uh, I guess the game, uh, is, you've got these little ads, so you don't got to pay for it necessarily. And, and then all of a sudden, I'm in this space game, and it's like, you got to save the, the princess, the planet, the princess of planets or something, planets of princesses. And I said, oh, my word, you know, and I got into it, because I, I, you know, you throw me into a situation like that, and I'm going to step up, because that's what I do. And, and I, you know, I said, all right, let's go. And then, uh, honestly, uh, it was an ad that you couldn't even, I felt like I was playing, but I, nothing, I wasn't controlling nothing. But what I did was I went in, I played the game, I gave them my credit card information, and, uh, they, they took it very willingly, I'll say. And, uh, now the game has turned into, uh, me, uh, working with my bank and trying to, to, well, they took, they took everything, the, the, the, the princess planets. They took all my, all my money. And, uh. Rufus? What were we talking about? Okay, Rufus, okay. We're going to, we're going to put a pin in that, because we're going to, we have, obviously got to come back to, um, hmm, you giving out your credit card information and now losing all of the, your money. Um, oh, pig, I thought we were supposed to, like, cut him off from the, um, the outside stuff. I thought it was just, you know, the games are fine, but as long as they just are on the phone and they're not, you know, whatever, going around into the world, you're not, you're not, like, talking to anybody on these games, are you? Well, I mean, it's not so much as a, as a, as a talk. Uh, I'm happy to say I didn't cross that line. But what it is, is they make you a, a, a, an avatar. You know, I, you see you sit there and you can design it. And I put, uh, look at me. I'm like a, a, a kitten is what my, I made it. It's orange, got some stripes, you know. I put some fun of glasses on them, fun of hat. And, uh, I named them. Now, hold on. It's Kool Cat, but with all, with all, it's K-U-L-K-A-T. Yeah, Kool, Kool. It looks like it says Kull Cat, but, uh, the regular Kool Cat was taken, and Kool Cat, uh, all the way up to 49 was taken. Kool Cat 1, Kool Cat 2, all the way. And so I said, all right, let's, let's mix this up a little bit. And so what I did was, uh, K-O-O-L Cat, uh, and that was also taken way up into the numbers. And I said, all right, let's kind of mix this up a little bit. And then I figured out, uh, U can sound, if you do it right, if you look at it, you know, kind of to the side, that U, it's going to sound like the, the, uh, ooh, right? So Kool, Kool Cat was my name. Okay, stop, stop. So I think we've, we've, again, we've lost the thread here a little bit. So are you speaking to, are the people, are you talking to people online? Is, is this something where you're communicating with your, uh, Kool Cat? Well, no, so I didn't, I did not, uh, pay for this, this part of it. So I, I did not speak necessarily because you gotta, you know, I gotta, I think you gotta be a level 1700 or whatever it is to unlock the microphone, you know? And that's when I think the communication really starts. But what they allow you to do early on in the game so that you can build a communication, is you take your avatar, again, I'm Kool Cat, and you can type in and you can say like, well, okay, you actually can't even type in at the, at the state, I'm looking forward. Now, what I can do is I can just choose little, little word like bubbles, you understand? And so I can click it and it goes like, yee-haw, right? Yee-haw, like that. And, uh, and you can do one and it just goes, wah-wah. Like a sad thing, right? So right now I'm at, I'm at kind of the base of communication. Yeah. But that's why I know that this is real. Well, so I don't, okay. There's a lot to unpack here. Um, so you are communicating, but it's just through, uh, basic phrases. How many, how many phrases do you have unlocked? Do you unlock more phrases as you go? Yeah, yeah. The higher the levels, or the more you pay, the, the, the more you can communicate. Yeah. This is actually, this whole thing, this game, they built it. It's around, uh, communicating with people all around the world. I have, I have friends. I have a friend in, uh, Bengalidoo. I have a friend in, uh, uh, Washon, I think it is. Uh, uh, there's places just all around. I don't even know if these places are real, but that's just what it says under the name, you understand? So I don't even know if I'm talking to actual people or not. Uh, just, just a quick search. I looked up, uh, Bengalidoo, not a place. There is a place called Washon, but that's as, it's as like a series of restaurants. There's like Washon 1, Washon 17, the real Washon, the original Washon. So I, that, I don't know if it's an actual place, but it is, it is, uh, there are things that come up if I search for that. Uh, so, um, back, is this the person that took your, your, your credit card information and your money and everything? Oh, good job, Pig. Let's, yeah, good. Get him back on track. Uh, so Rufus, um, is, is, is this the game that you put your information in or, or is this a different game? Well, again, this, this one here is not really a game so much as a, as a social experiment is what they say. They say we're going to take communication back to its root, right? You know, cause when you first start, you don't even have these phrases. You just, it's like, uh, there's, there's some lines, right? There's like one that's like bent down and that looks like a sad face. Just, just, just a bent down line. And so you can walk up to people and depending on your day, how you're feeling, you just click that little line. Sometimes it's a happy effect, you know, just a smile looks like, and then sometimes it's, you know, and that's where you start off. Right. And I forgot before that you actually, you get, uh, you just go up to people and blink. That's, that's the, the, the first one is you, you can go up to people. And you can blink or you can sigh. And that's the first step, I believe. I, I don't hate the concept. If I'm to be honest, I kind of like, you know, cause I think communication in society is a little bit broken right now. So maybe this is what we need to do. We need to take it all the way back to where you just, you can, you can walk by people and you can blink and you can throw up a little line. Maybe it's an, you know, maybe a straight up and down is like an exclamation point. Like, whoa, you know, like that. Or maybe, uh, yeah, you got your sad, you got your happy. Cause like, right. I think maybe there's just too much going on and people don't know how to express it. And so we need to take them back to, uh, you know, almost like babies. Just be like, I go, go, you know, whatever you say like that. And, oh, you know, just like take it and have people figure that stuff out before they keep talking to each other. Right. Yeah. I, I mean, I, I, I, from that perspective, I kind of like it, but we have to get back to the credit cards and the money and, and, and everything. The else that's going on. So, um, Rufus, if you could, I guess, just give your phone to producer. Cause he's kind of our technical genius and, and we'll, we'll, we'll sort this out. We'll, we'll call the bank. We'll get that all fixed up. And, oh, what? Well, um, I didn't mean to interrupt you. Uh, and I think it's a good plan to get the phone to produce it. Cause I've actually locked myself out. And the, the big news here, everybody is in this game, this communication games. Well, I think that I have fallen in love.

    Robot: The bumper podcast is an oftentimes hilarious weekly romp with Natty bumper car and some of his pals. It is family friendly, clean, and ridiculous. Thanks a bundle for listening. If you love our show. And you'd like to help support the podcast. Check out our Patreon page at HTTPS colon forward slash forward slash www.patreon.com forward slash Natty bumper car. Also pretty, please subscribe wherever you get your podcasts, share it with everyone everywhere, post about it on all of the social medias or leave a rating and review. The bumper podcast is produced at headquarters in coffee can alley. It's recorded mixed and produced by producers. The bumper podcast features contributions from Aloysius, J pig, Rufus, T Rufus, doodle poodle, robot trunks, and a gag, all of other silly rascals. Our head talker is probably Natty bumper car. We also have an absurd newsletter. Check it out and subscribe at Natty bumper car.com slash subscribe. Also, you can follow me on Instagram and Twitter at Natty bumper car. Hugs and hearts. See you soon. See you soon.

  • Bumperpodcast #291 – Weekend Special

    Bumperpodcast #291 – Weekend Special

    A little weekend special about twitters, and this, and that. Also another special guest pops in at the end!

    Do you like weekends? Let us know by sending an email to bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com.

    The Bumperpodcast is an oftentimes hilarious weekly romp around Headquarters, in Coffee-Can Alley, with Natty Bumpercar and his entire gaggle of pals! 


    About This Episode

    In this special weekend edition of Bumperpodcast, Natty Bumpercar apologizes for missing last week's episode and shares his exhausting adventures in solo parenting. While his wife attends a conference, Natty deals with sleepless nights caused by his children's sniffles, including a heart-stopping 11:30 PM wake-up call that left him completely disoriented. He also discusses his experiments with Twitter engagement, a relaxing dentist appointment (complete with cavity concerns), and his attempt at live-tweeting his two-hour bedtime struggle. The episode features a surprise guest appearance from one of Natty's children, who shares stories about rock climbing with an auto belay system and visiting the pool.

    Memorable Quotes

    “I honestly thought I was having a heart attack because I was so deep asleep and I was in the middle of a dream that was kind of nightmarish… and he screamed and I hit the ceiling.”

    — Natty Bumpercar

    “In my house sniffles are almost like the end of the world. When one of them has sniffles all bets are off—there will be no sleep, no peace, no happiness, no joy.”

    — Natty Bumpercar

    “I look at my mouth in the mirror and it's just like cavity, I'm a cavity creep. 2017, can't we do something better about cavities? UV lights? Lasers?”

    — Natty Bumpercar

    Topics: #parenting #sleepdeprivation #socialmedia #twitter #dentist #rockclimbing #children #familylife

    Featuring: Natty Bumpercar, Natty Bumpercar's child

    Full Transcript

    Natty Bumpercar: well hello there bumper podcast it's me natty bumper car and it is a weekend edition a surprise weekend edition because i blacked out and completely missed last week and i don't know what happened but i was just like i've got time i miss i miss i miss my peeps i miss my peeps you guys are my peeps we don't want to be your peeps well too bad you're my peeps hey what up peeps that's a hard p p peeps i uh i i had a weird fun week so i uh one thing i i'm just gonna run through my list of cool things i uh i i tweeted i tweeted a tweet and um it got like all these uh likes and retweets and stuff and i was like interesting and so then a couple days later i uh i tried again i went out and i i i followed the same scenario uh whereby i found a very hot twitter uh twitter tweet that a lot of people were interacting with and liking and retweeting and i put a pithy comment into that and uh this is because it had worked before and uh it got 450 likes and uh 50 retweets and nothing you know no one no followers that doesn't happen that's fine uh but it's neat to see uh how things work or don't work you know depending on your view for me i was just like oh this is cool all these people like stuff my phone is blown up blown up so then last night uh the wife has been away she's been in a conference that's been me and the kids and uh they don't sleep necessarily she left on thursday at uh she she was up at 4 like 15 in the morning it's been i was basically up at 4 15 in the morning uh and then she left at 508 at 5 12 the kids got up that's early that's an early early time to wake up um and then that night uh the kids had a hard time going to bed this is thursday night and then one of them woke up screaming ah at 11 30 at night i had been asleep at that point for 1.5 hours an hour and a half and he screamed so loud and so that i was up i thought i i honestly uh and i don't say this often i thought i was having a heart attack because i was so deep asleep and i was in the middle of a dream that was kind of nightmarish we'll say uh and right when something terrible was about to happen so i was already a little bit amped up in my dream and screamed and i was like oh i hit the ceiling i got i ran i was so out of sorts and confused and i was just like what what's going what happened what's the matter he's just like i've got sniffles it's like what sniffles in my house are almost like the end of the world when one of them has sniffles all bets are off uh there will be no sleep there will be no peace there will be no happiness there will be no joy because sniffles are in the house so i had to gather my myself gather my brain and then i went and i found some of the that vapor rub so i sm i slathered that all over him which then causes a freak out because he doesn't like stuff being slathered so like lotion uh you know soap whatever conditioner in his hair that oh it feels weird ah but you know you can't breathe let's put this on you we'll see what happens you're good to go wasn't enough was not enough uh so we're trying to blow nose not experts at blowing noses yet uh so then i run downstairs and i get some uh some medicine now we have a couple of different uh kid medicines they're all homeopathic stuff uh so one of them has melatonin in it it's like dark honey and uh echinacea and melatonin whatever and it's supposed to like soothe the throat and help them sleep but the thing was by that time it was already 12 15 and i didn't want to give him that because if it forced him to sleep he would have to go to sleep and then he's not gonna get up in the morning and he's got to go to school can't miss school for a sniffle uh excuse me mr bumper car why wasn't your son here at school today oh well he had the sniffles oh really bring him in now please so i knew i couldn't do that one and then the other one there's another one that's uh the kind of the dark honey i don't know why everything's dark honey what's dark honey dark honey it's like dark matter it's like the bees no dark honey exists and then the other one there's another one that's uh the kind of the but they can't quite find it well it's in my medicine cabinet so and he's not a huge fan of the of the dark honey to be honest but then there's another one that is more for uh for congestion and for sniffles and so i got that and here you go and then about an hour later he went to sleep that point i'm pretty i'm pretty wide awake all the adrenaline is you know still flowing so from 11 30 12 31 about 132 i get back to sleep good for me uh six o'clock they woke up which was nice that's that six o'clock is late it's perfect i was a little tired though friday was a little bit of a tired day for me luckily uh i had a dentist appointment in the morning so i took them to school came home and uh kind of just sat partially comatose in the corner until it's time to go to the dentist and then i go and i you know what i do i i rest i nap dentist for me so far knock on wood has been a good experience not a horrifying bad scary experience let's keep that up teeth let's keep it up although they did take x-rays and they were like you see this that shadow is the beginning of a cavity i was just like oh no i don't want any more cavities i look at my mouth in the mirror and it's just like cavity i'm a cavity creep can't stand them disgusting 2017 can't we do something better about cavities i don't know uv lights lasers i don't know so but the dentist was fine so the kids the kids were good so i tell you that story because then last night uh they went to their their their their uh grandparents house that night uh which left me friday night to have a lot of fun do a lot of things like you know cleaning laundry falling asleep at 9 30 what whoop whoop whoop whoo like that um and then saturday i got up and when i went up to pick them up and uh and last night i could tell we were in for a night we were in for a real night because they were kind of a little tired a little overtired uh but the sniffles were still there the sniffles were there in full effect i'm not gonna lie the sniffles were they were serious business and so i i was just like all right we're gonna do everything now we're gonna we're gonna give you medicine we're gonna slather we're gonna blow some teeth and we started to go to bed at 8 12 i got them upstairs day 12 we brushed teeth we got into pajamas uh laid down i was in the room for two hours trying to soothe everyone trying to calm everyone trying to get everybody to go to sleep one of the kids and so what i started doing i had a fun time with it so that i wouldn't go crazy is i uh i live tweeted it and i was trying to i would read about threading tweets which is where you like write a tweet and then you uh reply to yourself but you cut out the name and you put the your new tweet in so it becomes like this uh a string like a thread and uh i it was fun i did like 16 of them and i it was you should go read it whatever my way uh natty bumper car twitter and um but then i think i read i think i might have done it wrong i wasn't threading properly i improperly threaded uh because i'm new to this i wish i would have known more but i was i was in a bit of a hurried state a harried state as well hey what's going on you want to talk now you don't want to talk uh we got another uh two minutes i was telling the story about last night how you're uh you had the sniffles and how you had you woke up oh and then last night once i got once i got them to bed i was asleep and at 11 30 again the door opens their bedroom door opens and it was you no it wasn't then who was it i don't know oh and you know who was by the door oliver's bear barry he was right by the door do you think he opened the door i don't know it was exciting though oh you want to listen okay we got new uh covers for the earphones don't those feel much better the old ones were like 10 years old and they were they were the old uh foamy foamy things that touch your ears they were yucky they were yucked down well these are the same headphones but these are new pads you'll see that the foamy the foamy are you coming over so i guess we're gonna have a special guest right now oh okay let's not pull everything down though so uh there you go what's out nothing there you go you want to tell a story um no okay well this you have been a great

    Natty Bumpercar's child: interview what did you do today you went to the pool what'd you do with the pool and then we uh went rock climbing rock climbing that doesn't make any sense yes it does where'd you were there mountains no was there snow on the ground no how is that possible climbing on rocks it was a big wall and there was this rope thingy to make us go up and if we fall it makes us go

    Natty Bumpercar: down all the way kind of like a parachute right yeah so like it uh it's called an auto belay an auto belay doesn't it sound very fancy yes and how far up to the top did you get

    Natty Bumpercar's child: all the way you got all the way up to the top yes what was at the top of yours i can't remember

    Natty Bumpercar: mine had mine had a monkey thing mine had a fire truck wait really yeah that's cool

    Natty Bumpercar's child: did uh ollie do it too no why not why not i don't know uh what are you doing tonight you got any big plans no no big plans

    Natty Bumpercar: uh you got a babysitter though right yeah what are you guys you guys gonna have a big party

    Natty Bumpercar's child: big fun time yeah probably probably

  • Bumperpodcast #206: Apologies to an angry pig

    Bumperpodcast #206: Apologies to an angry pig

    There are some apologies on this episode for all of the yelling last week … Pig leads the charge and Natty Bumpercar follows suit. Not much gets done.

    Do you apologize? Let us know by sending an email to bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com

    Comedian, Natty Bumpercar talks about some junk with Robot and Pig, and some other junk in today’s edition of the Bumperpodcast.


    About This Episode

    In episode 206 of Bumperpodcast, Natty Bumpercar and Aloysious J. Pig address listener feedback about too much yelling in the previous week's episode. The duo defends their comedic approach while humorously contradicting themselves throughout the conversation. They discuss the recent non-blizzard weather event that caused school cancellations and working from home, with Pig sharing his failed attempt at social media fame with a "pig in a blanket" photo. The episode features the characters bickering about what constitutes "angry" comedy, with Pig ironically becoming increasingly agitated while accusing Bumpercar of being too angry. Their meta-discussion about podcast tone and SEO strategy provides plenty of laughs.

    Memorable Quotes

    “It was a hysterical mess… look at that wordplay come on and get it”

    — Natty Bumpercar

    “I took a funny picture and I was like look at me look at me I'm a pig… and then I tweeted it and nobody, no one, not a single person, no one follows me on the twitter”

    — Aloysious J. Pig

    “You might as well have called the episode like I'm angry and angry angry angry… what should be in the title? Angry angry angry angry”

    — Aloysious J. Pig

    Topics: #listenerfeedback #weather #blizzard #comedy #socialmedia #podcastmeta-commentary #friendship

    Featuring: Aloysious J. Pig, Natty Bumpercar

    Full Transcript

    Aloysious J. Pig: yeah so hey everybody it's me peg and i got bumper car here i wanted to start the episode off because you know last week there was a lot of yelling there was a lot let's be honest there

    Natty Bumpercar: was a lot of yelling yeah okay and hi everybody this is me uh natty bumper car and oh yeah here's the thing there was a lot of yelling last week and evidently uh we got some feedback that uh there was too much yelling and um i'm sorry all right we were just playing doing a little character yeah having a little fun being silly you know how it is right i quit we all know that

    Aloysious J. Pig: mama got it sometimes people say that i i yell too much because they say my voice is a little you know of course you know whatever they say yeah but i think it was the tone in which you yeah the episode that people that's a bad people so so much so much upset you understand yeah okay

    Natty Bumpercar: so i i get that and it makes sense to me and but i think if you listen to the word yeah it was a it was a total made-up situation there was a guy who was on a dock and he had spent his it was vacation and all his money and all his time and then there was a monster and then at the end it turns out there wasn't a monster at all uh you know spoiler alert if you want to go back and listen to it but uh there it wasn't a monster what he told him yes it was a lot exactly yeah it was just a lot he was confused and it made up fun words like banu i do like which i use now all the time like this is the real banu situation whoa whoa don't don't jump

    Aloysious J. Pig: okay i'm not i was just saying don't start new okay it is but no it's a fun way to say hey this is me ready uh party the other night

    Natty Bumpercar: was really banu everybody good job so uh all right that's last week's episode and uh now let's start this week's episode right i feel like we move on we have fun we talk about the blizzard that wasn't we just had oh it was supposed to be historical amounts of snow up here near headquarters and instead it was a hysterical mess oh look at that wordplay come on and get it come on and get no we really uh there was there was no snow there was schools were canceled uh working from home there was all the the chicanery that goes on our fridge was full we ate really well uh for a day when you know there was some playing outside we started building a fort out of snow all you know these things that you do uh but blizzard no blizzard no no blizzard there was

    Aloysious J. Pig: no blizzard i remember i was i thought i was gonna be really cold and so i put on uh i got a blanket yeah i took a funny picture and i was like look at me look at me i'm a pig yeah and then i'm like all right and then i put it i tweeted it and and uh nobody no one no

    Natty Bumpercar: one's not a single person no one follows me on the twitter i actually i think but it was a great

    Aloysious J. Pig: picture all right you gotta admit yeah it was like hey look at me i'm a pig yeah okay i know

    Natty Bumpercar: but i just wanted to say you didn't have to do it again no i didn't want you to do it

    Aloysious J. Pig: okay this is what people are looking for is nice funny things nice funny things not angry like

    Natty Bumpercar: look at me i'm on a dog come on make some scare i don't want to scare anybody and i thought we were having fun last week and i as cute as your pig in a blanket picture is i um i i don't it's whatever you made that thing i made this thing we're 205 episodes in and you tell me there's gonna be a little bit of you know yelling and it wasn't even like angry yelling it was it was very angry oh you think it was angry so angry all right well so angry no it was not oh

    Aloysious J. Pig: come on it was angry you were like i'm i'm angry you might as well have called the episode like i'm angry and angry angry angry come on i'm gonna be so angry and angry and then i'm angry look at me how angry i am when i'm angry angry angry angry angry angry angry i'm not what should we put in this one oh i know angry what should be in the title angry angry angry angry okay perfect and what other seo words have we got you do seo now angry yeah nice okay well see

    Natty Bumpercar: none of that's true and pig if i'm to be honest with your little rant that you just put on that little screaming match that you just did uh you sounded a little bit angry i don't even know what

    Aloysious J. Pig: you're talking about

    Unknown: you

  • Bumperpodcast #168: Oddly liked

    Bumperpodcast #168: Oddly liked

    Oh – the weather outside is delightful! It is so sunny that Bumpercar went ahead and put his galoshes away …

    Then – he talks about how weird it is when people aggressively like the stuff that he is working on – which is an odd thing to be nervous about – right?!

    Do you get nervous? Let us know by sending an email to bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com.

    I get so twitchy!


    About This Episode

    In Bumperpodcast episode 168, host Natty Bumpercar celebrates the arrival of sunny weather and reflects on his daily wardrobe of wool sweaters. Despite the nice weather, Natty explains his unusual cooling method of constantly eating ice cubes to stay comfortable in his signature sweater. He shares a humorous anecdote about his time digging for dinosaur bones in the Sahara Desert, where sweaters proved impractical. Natty also discusses his recent foray into Vine social media and his bewilderment at receiving enthusiastic, rapid-fire comments and likes from an overly engaged follower. The episode showcases Natty's characteristic quirky observations and social awkwardness in this brief, improvised comedy segment.

    Memorable Quotes

    “I just eat a lot of ice cubes I'm pretty much constantly chomping down on ice cubes just to keep myself cool and I do it fast because I really get annoyed when my ice cubes melt”

    — Natty Bumpercar

    “I'm not used to all this liking is what i'm saying. I'm used to a little bit less liking you know and either way is fine… it just makes me nervous to be liked”

    — Natty Bumpercar

    Topics: #fashion #weather #socialmedia #vine #icecubes #sweaters #dinosaurs #comedy

    Featuring: Natty Bumpercar

    Full Transcript

    Natty Bumpercar: hooray hooray hooray today is the bumper podcast kind of day it's sunny out the clouds are gone and we are i think officially on that's right bumper podcast it's me natty bumper car and it it's nice out finally i i put away my uh galoshes i put away um my wetsuit and my um yeah my helmet thing my snorkel helmet thing i don't know the bell i put away my my diving bell and uh and i can just walk around in the world in the sun and the sun it hits my skin and it feels good but the problem is I don't know if you guys know this about me but I wear sweaters pretty much every day every single day that's why I had such a hard time when I was digging for dinosaur bones in the deserts of the Sahara because sweaters aren't very conducive to desert weather you understand that of course and this is a nice you know wool so if it's breathable but it's so hot so what I've what I've taken to doing is I I just eat a lot of ice cubes I'm pretty much constantly chomping down on ice cubes just to keep myself cool and I do it fast because I really get annoyed when my ice cubes melt and there's just water at the bottom of my cup no thank you I did not please in order for any water I asked for a cup of ice cubes ah don't even get me started how are you guys doing I talked to you last week about vine and I'm still doing that like a champ I love it it's fun but I get weird comments now and this isn't ever happened like mostly you know you bumper podcast guys are pretty passive we're not really interacting with the show which is fine you do what you gotta do but on this vine thing people leave comments and I've had a couple of people one in particular who I'm terrified where it's just like comment comment here's another comment here's another comment look at me I'm commenting again I just commented on another comment I'm commenting on my comment from another comment on another comment and it's just like I don't think he's commentaning….he's having a conversation with himself through my little videos stop it stop commenting and then he likes and he likes and he likes which is great because it's nice to be liked but it's just like oh wow you did that eight hours ago and then you did it six hours ago and then you did it five hours two hour one hour eight minutes you're just constantly liking i'm not used to all this liking is what i'm saying uh i'm used to a little bit less liking you know and either way is fine you know what no i don't know it just makes me nervous to be liked

  • Bumperpodcast #167: Vine

    Bumperpodcast #167: Vine

    Bumpercar is now obsessed with Vine! You should super-follow him there – his name is probably Natty Bumpercar – or – NattyBumpercar – or some such thing …

    It will make your days a million more better.

    Do – you have 6 seconds? Let us know by sending an email to bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com.

    Follow! Watch! Giggle!


    About This Episode

    In this episode of Bumperpodcast, Natty Bumpercar excitedly announces his new obsession with Vine, the six-second looping video platform. He enthusiastically describes how easy it is to lose track of time watching the same video over and over, calculating that watching one Vine for 30 minutes means seeing it 300 times. Natty shares that he's been creating Vines featuring various puppet characters including Pig, the ants, dinosaurs, a little donkey, and even a snapping turtle. He reveals he's already made about 70 Vines and mentions receiving feedback that viewers prefer Pig over the ant drawings, though he's glad Pig wasn't around to hear that validation. The episode showcases Natty's infectious enthusiasm for this new creative outlet.

    Memorable Quotes

    “I have got to tell you that i have a new favorite thing on the planet on the whole entire planet… it's called vine”

    — Natty Bumpercar

    “After a while you realize you've been watching the same video for a half an hour which uh that's 300 times”

    — Natty Bumpercar

    “Be mine be fine drink some wine and watch my vines”

    — Natty Bumpercar

    Topics: #vine #socialmedia #videomaking #internetculture #creativity #pig #comedy

    Featuring: Natty Bumpercar

    Full Transcript

    Natty Bumpercar: ladies and gentlemen boys and girls this is natty bumper car and i have got to tell you that i have a new favorite thing on the planet on the whole entire planet on the whole entire world maybe in the universe i haven't explored far enough but i'm gonna say i'm gonna say in the entire universe and you've maybe you may have heard of it you seem pretty savvy pretty social media savvy like you know what the internet is it's called vine right and it's these little six second videos that loop around so you watch the video and then you watch it and then you watch it again six seconds at a time and then after a while you realize you've been watching the same video for a half an hour which uh that's 300 times and that's that's quick math but let's see 60 seconds six seconds that's 10 times uh 30 that's three 300 yes you just watched the same video 300 times in a row just to give you a little bit of perspective we just watched 10 vines that was the length of the podcast so far so does that make sense i don't know i don't care if it makes sense all i know is it's the biggest blast ever and i think it's made by the twitter people but i don't really know or maybe the twitter people bought the people who made vine i i can i don't care i don't know all i know is i uh me and everybody pigs on them uh there's a lot of dinosaurs there's this little donkey we we ran into a snapping turtle one day and he was like and then uh there was a fish and um i mean it's baby bumper car i mean like really you're missing out the ants are on there a lot although i have to say yesterday i got a little feedback and uh i was i was told you know uh the girls and i don't like the little drawings uh we which are the ants we we prefer pig and you know i'm so glad pig wasn't in the room because the absolute last thing that he needs is to have that kind of validation where it's just like oh everybody's watching these things just for me huh yes pig whatever you know and i've i think i've i've made like 70 of these things which is kind of nutty to me but they're like i get on a roll and then i'm like i gotta make and and then after you know before i know it i've made 10 in a day because there's there's just that much fun so you should go i don't know how you watch them i should figure that out i should put it on the website at some point but if you want to look for me on there it's just natty bumper car you knew that though right come on it's the bumper podcast um what about you guys do you do any fun social media stuff i'll bet you do do you tweet i tweet like a champ um but vine vine is where it's at so go be mine be fine drink some wine and watch my vines that right