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  • Bumperpodcast 76 – Bye-bye Bamboo!

    Bumperpodcast 76 – Bye-bye Bamboo!

    HOLY COW! Today is the last day of intern Bamboo’s internship … and everyone at Headquarters probably has a huge surprise in store … Maybe it’s a party?!

    You will probably have to listen to the Bumperpodcast to find out!

    Whoop-Whoop!

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    About This Episode

    In this chaotic episode of Bumperpodcast, Natty Bumpercar, Robot, and Aloysious J. Pig attempt to throw a goodbye party for intern Bamboo on her last day. The plan falls apart when Bamboo leaves before the party even starts, leaving the three characters standing around with party fixings and no guest of honor. Pig reveals he's not a fan of Robot and tries to spell his way out of an awkward situation. When Bamboo briefly returns, it's only to retrieve her forgotten purse, crushing their party hopes and prompting Robot to desperately beg to leave with her rather than stay with his bumbling co-hosts.

    Memorable Quotes

    “is there any way if we have this party it could just be you and i hanging out because i'm not a fan of r o b r o i can't spell it but i think you know who i'm pointing at”

    — Aloysious J. Pig

    “hey bamboo you came back for your party this is so exciting because everybody got together we got stuff and fixings and everything”

    — Natty Bumpercar

    “no no no no no no no no no no no take me with you don't leave me here with them”

    — Robot

    Topics: #goodbyeparty #workplacecomedy #failedplans #awkwardmoments #friendshipdynamics #interns

    Featuring: Natty Bumpercar, Robot

    Full Transcript

    Natty Bumpercar: okay see you later wait wait wait oh no wait everybody today oh bumper podcast today was today was intern bamboo's last day and she was we had a we were gonna oh wait a second robot come here hi robot are you ready for the big party no there's not gonna be a big party because bamboo already left she didn't hear at the beginning of the well i guess you couldn't have because it just happened but at the beginning of the bumper podcast she came up to the microphone and she said something like blah and then she shut the door and walked away oh dear oh dear indeed everybody it's oh no indeed stop cutting me off the robot i am a pig who is here to have a party i brought all of the the fixings did you bring the fixings yeah wait a minute oh i'm looking around the room here i see bumper car me i see robot boo that no by the way um where's bamboo uh that's the whole thing pig before we were gonna have a big party robot was gonna set up you were gonna bring the fixings and then what happened was uh i bamboo was here and beginning the show she she said goodbye and then she uh she uh she left so there's not there's i mean we can still have a party do you guys want to have a party i don't just the three of us like seriously bumper car this is between you and me okay no robots here in the room with us but is there any way if we have this party it could just be you and i hanging out because i'm not a fan of r o b r o i can't spell it but i think you know who i'm pointing at and looking at currently right now all right r o you want to help me out r o i can't r o b spell i'm a pig just i don't want him

    Robot: all right all right oh the door just opened

    Natty Bumpercar: hey bamboo you came back for your party this is so exciting because everybody got together we got stuff and fixings and everything and we're so glad that you actually i just forgot my purse all right

    Robot: no no no no no no no no no no no take me with you don't leave me here with them

  • Bumperpodcast 75 – Weekend Fun!

    Bumperpodcast 75 – Weekend Fun!

    Since the website is more than moderately broken, we decided to treat you with a special early in the week edition of the Bumperpodcast!

    We even have a new weekend reporter – and – maybe Robot shows up as well … on today’s Bumperpodcast!

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    About This Episode

    In this episode of Bumperpodcast, Natty Bumpercar launches a new Monday morning format, but things immediately go off the rails. The website is broken and Snowflake is malfunctioning, but that doesn't stop Natty from introducing his new weekend reporter, Aloysious J. Pig. When both Pig and Robot start talking over each other in the cramped studio, chaos ensues. Pig waves around a contract while Natty desperately tries to maintain control by turning off microphones. The episode captures the hilariously chaotic energy of too many personalities in one small space, with tensions rising over who's really on whose team and who deserves to be heard.

    Memorable Quotes

    “everybody stop talking i'm talking right now it's me”

    — Aloysious J. Pig

    “this is supposed to be our first monday show it's no there's no reason for people to what for people”

    — Natty Bumpercar

    “who's who's on your team oh we're on teams now is it pig or is it me”

    — Natty Bumpercar

    Topics: #mondays #workplacechaos #contracts #friendship #studiocomedy #technicaldifficulties

    Featuring: Natty Bumpercar, Aloysious J. Pig

    Full Transcript

    Natty Bumpercar: so it's monday obviously to me it might not be obvious to you because i don't know when you're listening to this we've been over this before i have no control over that but the website's totally broken and you might not even realize it but it is like look snowflake's all screwed up we can't even really make a new snowflake so what we decided to do was we were going to give you this fun monday morning bumper podcast and it's like it's a whole new fun thing it's got different music it's monday for me let's not dwell on that maybe and what i did was i decided i'd bring in my new weekend reporter so do i do i just start talking yeah that's right hey it's me you may not know but he's big around headquarters ladies and gentlemen let's meet it's pig you it's hard everybody stop talking i'm talking right now it's me yeah well i'm talking too it's me pig okay fine it's pig yeah there i am so hey bumps hey would you stop talking you don't invite somebody into your studio i understand it to be your studio headquarters is yours well i was talking a robot yeah oh good maybe what we need around here is a little bit more oh i don't know sharing hey robot what do you know what's a shaking what are you doing huh this is just perfect exactly bumper car perfect no i'm just saying it's perfect indeed all right both of you i just turned your microphones off this is supposed to be our first monday show it's no there's no reason for people to what for people

    Aloysious J. Pig: wait i turned

    Natty Bumpercar: i thought i had turned your microphone off well maybe you didn't turn mine off yeah i'm back now it's you yeah it's me pig you have the floor mr pig well okay perfect because what i've got here bumper car is a whole stack it's a con contract remember when you had me signed this contract as your weekend reporter first off first off first off there's absolutely no reason to throw things like it's a very tight space yeah i understand and very expensive equipment as well come on oh come on so i'm looking at you robot you're very expensive i don't want you to get broken what's that we'll pig through something so i'm just saying who's who's on your team oh we're on teams now is it pig or is it me i don't that's right i'm your best friend

  • Bumperpodcast 73 – Running out of juice.

    Bumperpodcast 73 – Running out of juice.

    On today’s episode of the Bumperpodcast … our intern, Bamboo, goes missing – and when Robot is brought in to help find her … he runs out of juice.

    What a cavalcade of calamities … how will we ever get through all of this in one piece?

    I guess that you’ll have to listen to the Bumperpodcast to find out!

     

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    About This Episode

    In episode 73 of Bumperpodcast, Natty Bumpercar welcomes spring and complains about his creaky joints while dealing with chaos at headquarters. Robot mysteriously keeps shutting down and turning back on, leaving Natty confused and calling for help. The situation escalates when intern Bamboo goes missing, only to reveal she was hanging out with Pig at the tool shed. This short comedy episode features Natty's signature rambling commentary about clams being happy in the mud and his attempts to manage the unpredictable puppet crew.

    Memorable Quotes

    “It's a hot spring which is great for my bursitis my joints are all you know creaking because i'm so old”

    — Natty Bumpercar

    “You're happy as clams which are evidently very happy i don't know why you would be sitting in the mud the silt”

    — Natty Bumpercar

    “I was down at the tool shed with pig”

    — Bamboo

    Topics: #spring #technologyproblems #interns #friendship #chaos #workplacecomedy

    Featuring: Natty Bumpercar

    Full Transcript

    Natty Bumpercar: yes indeedy do it's me natty bumper car and i'm here and it's spring finally and it's nice weather because that's spring i mean it's hot spring but it's spring it's a hot spring which is great for my bursitis my joints are all you know creaking because i'm so old this spring i'm so old but it doesn't matter because you know what around headquarters here we we got it we have an intern we remember bamboo from last week she's well she's some hold on a second she was right here a second ago let me hey robot robot come here for a second i got a question to ask you robot seriously have a situation i don't need you to sit there and lollygag with your talking talking you're talking gagging is what you're lolly talking i don't need it i wasn't doing any lolly talking i don't even know what lolly talking is everybody i i think robot just ran out of juice i think he just broke robot robot no he's not waking up at all this is terrible we've lost i've lost the intern bamboo robot just turned off this is this is not a banner day at headquarters i don't even have anyone else to yell for i'm trapped here talking not trapped i love talking to you obviously you're a wonderful bumper podcast audience i can see you there bright and shining eyes happy as clams which are evidently very happy i don't know why you would be sitting in the mud the silt but you're very happy i don't know what to do i should talk about something else what were we talking about before spring i don't want to talk about spring anymore i've got a broken robot here lost intern what robot you're waking up you're waking up oh yay he's back i don't know what even happened you ran out of back oh no no no no no no no oh robot you were here for a second and then you're gone again this is terrible hey guys oh all right thank goodness gracious all right all right it's bamboo she came back bamboo where were you we were i was i didn't no one knew i was down at the tool shed with pig you were what down at the tool shed with pig that's crazy you first off robot you're back second off no i didn't pigs everybody's friend

  • Bumperpodcast 70 – Baby-Guest!

    Bumperpodcast 70 – Baby-Guest!

    A super-duper-terrific guest who hasn’t been in in a long time stops by and lets the Bumperpodcast in on everything exciting that has been going on in his life.

    This is an episode that is not to be missed. It might be your favorite episode ever – but – how will you know unless you take the time to sit a spell and listen to today’s Bumperpodcast!

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    About This Episode

    In this hilarious episode of Bumperpodcast, host Natty Bumpercar introduces a very special guest: Baby Bumpercar! The adorable baby puppet joins Natty in the studio, much to Robot's dismay. As Natty tries to interview Baby Bumpercar about recent activities, chaos ensues with the unintelligible baby talk and Robot's growing frustration. The episode showcases the show's signature improvisational comedy as Natty navigates between entertaining the baby guest and dealing with Robot's complaints. It's a short but sweet episode full of the puppet mayhem fans have come to expect from the Bumperpodcast.

    Memorable Quotes

    “I can't be here anymore. It's just too crazy for Robot.”

    — Robot

    “I've been trying to get Robot off the air for, like, a long time. He's always in here doing stuff he's not supposed to.”

    — Natty Bumpercar

    Topics: #specialguest #babybumpercar #family #chaos #robot #interview

    Featuring: Natty Bumpercar, Robot, Baby Bumpercar

    Full Transcript

    Natty Bumpercar: ladies and gentlemen boys and girls we have the best surprise for you today ever and i'm seriously talking about ever ever we have a guest in the house can you guess who it is no robot it's not you it's somebody even better it's here at the bumper podcast it's me natty bumper car and that's right it's my pal it's baby bumper car he's here to say hi everybody that's no way to treat a guest robot yeah exactly you be nicer to the baby oh sure wait wait what are you doing what are you doing yes you did emerson that was not good yes

    Robot: all right robot all right all right all right enough about you so baby bumper car

    Natty Bumpercar: what have you been doing lately everyone wants to know they want to know they want to know they want to know oh uh-huh that sounds so interesting and fun yeah seriously that's hilarious it sounds like the most fun thing ever anything else i mean like what other crazy any other crazy things i don't know crazy stuff

    Robot: whoa both of you both of you both of you yes you stop stop it stop stop haha um yeah i'm leaving I can't be here anymore. It's just too crazy for Robot.

    Natty Bumpercar: Too crazy. Wow. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Yeah, exactly. Whoa. I've been trying to get Robot off the air for, like, a long time. He's always in here doing stuff he's not supposed to.

    Robot: Yeah, well, I mean, I… Yeah.

    Natty Bumpercar: I have to agree with you there. And seriously, I mean, thank you. A lot. Wait, what did you just say?

    Robot: What?

    Natty Bumpercar: Yeah, well, I mean, that's what I asked you. When I said, what did you just say? And then you just asked me what back, which doesn't entirely make sense. But, I mean, like, you know, it's your call, I guess.

    Robot: What did you say?

    Natty Bumpercar: Yeah, well, one quick thing. I don't want you to get sad or anything. But, hey, I know. But you… It's… The Bumper Podcast is only three minutes long, and so we have to say goodbye. Could you please, pretty please, just say goodbye to everybody real quick? Thanks for coming in. Baby bumper car, please!

    Robot: Bye-bye. Bye-bye.

    Baby Bumpercar: Bye-bye. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. Bye-bye.

  • Bumperpodcast 68 – Reintroduction!

    Bumperpodcast 68 – Reintroduction!

    Allow us to reintroduce ourselves! Everyone is onboard for the inaugural Bumperpodcast at New Headquarters … All excited to tell you about the fun new stuff that is going on and …

    Then – no one shows up … except for … Well – I’m not going to give the secret away here – now am I?!

    We might even learn how to spell a little bit on today’s Bumperpodcast!

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    In episode 68, Natty Bumpercar welcomes listeners to the brand new Bumperpodcast headquarters after taking just one week off to move. Natty hilariously spells out his entire name and describes how moving boxes have been repurposed into castles and rocket ships throughout the new space. Despite planning to have the entire cast present for the big headquarters debut—including Mott the Sheep, Doodle Poodle, Baby Emerson, Aloysious J. Pig, Yetkin the Moose, and Cinnamon the Horse—everyone mysteriously disappears. Only Robot remains, and he reveals a mischievous secret about why everyone else is absent. This chaotic and funny episode captures the improvisational spirit of the show during a major transition.

    Memorable Quotes

    “we aren't fooling around we took old headquarters we put it into boxes we moved to new headquarters and now we've got castles and rocket ships”

    — Natty Bumpercar

    “i told him that you only wanted me on the show that you only wanted robot the show because everybody loves”

    — Robot

    Topics: #newheadquarters #moving #spelling #castles #rocketships #robot #mystery

    Featuring: Natty Bumpercar, Robot

    Full Transcript

    Natty Bumpercar: yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah this is the bumper podcast and we're in new headquarters it's so exciting everybody cheer it's uh where i thought i'd gathered everybody up i everybody anybody i don't need them i had so let me here's what we're gonna do we decided well we decided everyone was gonna be here and that didn't work out but i'm in control of this part so what i'm gonna do is i'm gonna reintroduce myself my name is natty bumper car natty bumper car n-a-t-t-y b-u-m-p hold on i'm supposed to write this down anybody got any scratch paper n-a-t-t-y b-u-m-p e bump b-u-m-p bump e i just had to break it down b-u-m p-e-r bumper bumper yeah bumper car b-u-m-p-e-r-c-a-r that's my name natty bumper car and you guys are here at the bumper podcast which is great because we haven't seen you in like well i mean we took a week off it wasn't that crazy i moved to whole headquarters and all we did was take a week off what i mean this is devotion this determination this is kind of crazy time is what it is what have you guys been doing in the last week we've been i mean we've got boxes everywhere which is fun because you know what you do with boxes you take them and then you put them together and you build castles so there's actually we have castles inside of headquarters and rocket ships yes like really what we've done is i mean we aren't fooling around we took old headquarters we put it into boxes we moved to new headquarters and now we've got a new headquarters and now we've got a new headquarters and now we've got a new headquarters and now we've got castles and rocket ships these things don't normally go together all that well rockets and castle ships wait a minute anyway so what i was saying was i had everyone i had mott the sheep he was here he was gonna say hi i had doodle poodle he had kid i mean he was walking around uh had baby emerson uh pig was here uh yetkin the moose cinnamon the horse i mean like the place was packed full of people and i don't know where anybody went to i do i do hi robot how's it going well you better tell the secret really quick because the show's running out really soon and everybody's gonna want to hear your secret is well do you know where everyone is of course i do

    Robot: i told him that you only wanted me on the show that you only wanted robot the show because everybody loves